>The first time you talked to a girl How was it?

Who the fuck can remember that?

Well considering i was a baby I don't remember

Well I was 2 so my memory is not really clear...

>Erases "besides your mom or nurser" from Opening Thread, not expecting backfiring
>Thread backfires, the absolute madman.

>>25881414
>kindergarden
>every boy hates girls
>I don't give a fuck, they're all the same anyways
>be Chad in elementary first kiss at 8 or 9
>get BTFO by puberty
>lose all confidence
>develop mild autism
>can't talk to girls outside of a school context

I'm 24 now and I kissed more girls in the first 12 years of my life than I did in the second.
My social life has turned to shit ever since I turned 12.

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>>25881414
>tfw I used to be around girls when i was a kid

what went wrong?

>>25881932
>can't talk to girls outside of a school context
Everyone.

>>25881414
No one rembembers that shit, i remember the first time i talk for more than 30 sec with the girl i liked
>be me in 7th grade
>12 years ols
>come in late to english class
>we have to do a job in teams
>all friends already have teams
>my junior high oneitis was alone
>ohshit.jpg
>hey do you want to work with me
>i speaked really low
>I sounded like a fag, not any kind of fag a beta fag
>sure anon:)
>we do te job
>she stars reading the magazing we used to do the job
>i really hate her but she is really pretty
>she says talking about the bitch model in the cover
>you are nicer
>i say even lower
>she laughs of how pathetic i am
>so what do you do all day?
>i ask in my normal voice
>i hang out with my friends and that kind of stuff, you know, how about you?
>oh crap, i remember i dont do shit once i get home
>i hang out with my friends too
>i lied
>and i play some vidya from time time
>i lied too, i used to play them all the time
>class is over
>bye, anon
>she goes with her friends
>i stayed there felling great and like a piece of shit at the same time

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I don't know if it's the first time but an early memory
>there was a girl in pre-school I'd talk to
>pre-school was right next to junior high
>older sister is cheerleader stacy
>squad is practicing nearby
>they come over in full uniform
>start asking if she's my girlfriend and teasing
>mfw

The first time I remember talking to one who wasn't related to me was when I was 5 or 6.

She had short hair, like a mushroom cut, so I said she was not a girl. I said her short hair meant she was a boy. She showed me her pussy

>14 years old
>Decides to grow some balls and talk to a girl
>Start talking with her.
>Big guy comes.
>They kiss each others cheek.

>be me in kindergarten
>live in Las Vegas metro area
>2nd week of school
>cute blonde girl comes up to me
>hey, what's your name?
>anon, and yours?
>Bella
> became best friends with her twin brother
>Bella and I became close
>kissed under the playground
> my dad loses his job and we have to move back to SoCal
>been beta and autistic as fuck ever since