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Are you guys ready?

It's about schirl and the Beta Uprising. Don't worry, you'll find out what schirl is. Some robots will initially scoff at the announcement, but in time they'll come to realize its vast importance.

I think I'll create the thread within the next 24 hours. It will actually be worthy of being pinned, but we all know the mods won't do that.

BenMan
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Please don't do anything violent or immoral Anon. That'd make you a huge faggot. Plus I want to keep my guns without the Democraps preaching that I could go haywire or some shit when I never would.
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What will you name thread
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Oh man this post is just vague enough to get me mildly excited about the nothingness that'll transpire from this nothing post about nothing.

10/10 thread op, would reply again thx and fav too <3
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nothing is really going to happen
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We have successfully resurrected the Supreme Gentleman?
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And the robots go mild!

Step it up
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>>25876603
"Beta Uprising" will be in the title.
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>>25876537
You'll probably end up accidentally killing robots. You'll just end up being your own enemy in the end.
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Obvious bate

Sage
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>>25876537
>Oh man this post is just vague enough to get me mildly excited
this
please don't be a faggot OP
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>>25876537
fuck you if you don't deliver
I need something exciting in my life for once
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OP, if i get dubs, can you put this video in the OP thread of the next thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrdoynCu6F8

been on the robot since 09.
you can do it! :D
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>>25876537
I swear to fucking god, if you kill another archive.
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>>25876537
>tripfags

just go away. try /x/, theyre more susceptible to retarded made up shit
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If some redditor from the future reads this, fuck you.
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TURN ON CNN NOW
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>>25876537
Wait, why are you even being so secretive about this? Why do you have to wait 24 hours?
Fuck you, man.
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>>25876537
You're just a tease getting my hopes up.
>>25876599
No ones going to take your guns faggot. It's much more likely they're going to start mass institutionalizing people again than that.
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>>25876848
t-this can't beee reeel D:
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>>25877096
watch the other videos i made.
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>>25876664
Can't dodge the bionic Rodge!
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>>25877121
I've seen your ass.
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Do you have a manifesto, OP? I'll make normies shit themselves when they hear your name. [email protected]
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>>25877173
>bionic
He does kind of resemble the guy from the bionic race-mixing family
https://youtu.be/KoRFUBGTaTQ
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>>25877071
Here's a hint: You might wanna inform all the fembots you can about the announcement.
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>>25877242
are ye saying that like;
>'i have seen your ass on a website.'
or
>i have seen your ass irl so better watch out, fgt.'
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>>25877309
or not, just to make it funnier
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>>25877319
your ass. It was hairy I think.
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if you idiots are planning anything that will put your life or others in jeopardy then you're seriously retarded for wanting to miss out on the technological singularity aka literal utopia
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>>25877421
This you'll basically miss out on more anime babes
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>>25877421
>>25877446
FBI trying a different approach
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>>25877373
www.nuxed.com - click the pictures

was it that?
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>>25877421
That sounds sort of religious. If the singularity did happen, it could go badly.
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NUKO NUKO NUKO I hate America fuck in it
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>>25877496
no I've never heard of that webiste bfore

I can't click links on 4chan my mom forbid me.
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Rape some Stacies for maximum public outrage.
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Tipped Fedoras
in
30 minutes
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>>25876537
If the happening is occurring please tell me which state it's gonna be in.

Cuz I wanna prepare my bags ahead of time plz.
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>>25877607
Roger that. Get ready to intercept with upvotes.
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>>25876537
if you're not willing to be our kurusu or martyr please gtfo.
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Don't let these bastards keep you down, I believe in you OP!
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So is it Robots of any age? Do I have to be white? Can I bring my gun's? Will this be in TX? And What's the End goal?
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>>25878064
pic related oc
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>>25876537

"are you guys ready"

he says to a group of people that constantly sits in these threads for the majority of their time
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>>25878196
"Era" is mentioned in the announcement.
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which state? i don't want to die plz
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>>25878434
do you have anything to backup what ye said is going to happen?
if you are correct about this, why did not you win the powerball?

IF this thing is /really/ going to happen and you wanted others to know, why do you stop here or not even pin this thread?
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>>25876537
>OP posts thread in 24 hours
>"I am gonna kill all the fem-cunts I can find on a mass shooting spree somewhere in the US next month!"
>Doesn't do this
>Unrelated mass shooting with females as the primary target happens within a month, because one happens nearly every month anyway.
>OP starts a new thread, claiming to have been a lurker in this thread, saying "MADMAN OP WENT THROUGH WITH IT! CERTIFIED LEGE!"
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>>25877309
>fembots
are you implying murder?
if that's the case, hello, fembot here
i'm ready whenever
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>>25878686
second fembot present

anyone can take my life at anytime, do it fellas
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>>25878794
>>25878686
News flash, he's not going to. OP never fucking delivars.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvFUw9HvRf8

In the meanwhile lets listen to Ave Verum Corpus by Mozart
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>>25878808
Considering the recent history of 4chan, OP does sometimes deliver.
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>>25877421
>Singularity
good luck living in a world where all the rules are unbreakable
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>>25878913
Keep your hopes up, I guess, but don't expect to see OP in the news for anything other than fucking his infant sister any time soon is all I'm saying.
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>>25878162
The end goal? A new standard of living.
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>>25878686
Third fembot reporting for duty. I hope I die.
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>>25879855
not until I've had my fun
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>>25879855
That first sentence of yours. Boy, oh boy.
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>>25880495
So you're going to rape a bunch of fembots or what?

Should we stay home from class tomorrow?
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>>25880495
I'm going to presume you're alluding to some sort of robot army.
Why are you even waiting to reveal this super shocking post? Why not do it now?
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>>25876537
So you have to trip and sign your posts? You're posting hype with zero content? Kill yourself my benman
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>>25880495
Actual Fembot here. I'm robot incarnate. I'm probably more robot than most of the posters here sadly.
Normies get the fuck off my board.
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>>25880581
Gentlemen, I would like to reveal, the robot army.

>Zero years of training in any form of combat, bought a handgun with their entire accumulative pay from working at 7-11 for three months.
>Entitled, self centered, victim complex, guaranteeing that no matter what goes wrong on any given mission, it WILL NOT be their fault.
>Detest authority, will not follow any instructions, ensuring that our attack patterns will be unpredictable, and all the more deadly
>Last and most importantly, these robots cannot become kill... for they have been dead inside since their graduation of highschool forced them to leave their comfort zone

the world will never be the same.
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>>25876537
Where do you live senpai, just a little warning, please just don't kill my mom. She's all I got.
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>>25877083
>common core
>lib media brainwashing
>anyone that doesn't agree with the hivemind is a bigot

Already happening.
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>>25880864
>Woman
>robot

k (Hey FBI)
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>>25880928
I meant in psychiatric facilities.
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>>25880495
The fuck is it? Will you specifically be doing something, or do you have some "good news" to share?
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I'm so ready

for OP to fuck this up somehow
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>>25876537
OP please deliver and don't be a faggot, maybe someone will transcend the supreme one and actually fuck up normies without killing themselves like a bitch.

ALL HAIL BENMAN!!

Long live the Beta Uprising!
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>>25879766
Here here! To a new harmony where we aren't positioned at the bottom of all hierarchies.
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Release the hounds,signal the troops, our Time has come, we will finally be the universal overseers of this pestilent planet
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>>25876537
I smell le bullshiteru
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Last call, bots.
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>>25885605
JUST TELL US ALREADY DAMNIT
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