Are you guys ready?
It's about schirl and the Beta Uprising. Don't worry, you'll find out what schirl is. Some robots will initially scoff at the announcement, but in time they'll come to realize its vast importance.
I think I'll create the thread within the next 24 hours. It will actually be worthy of being pinned, but we all know the mods won't do that.
Please don't do anything violent or immoral Anon. That'd make you a huge faggot. Plus I want to keep my guns without the Democraps preaching that I could go haywire or some shit when I never would.
Oh man this post is just vague enough to get me mildly excited about the nothingness that'll transpire from this nothing post about nothing.
10/10 thread op, would reply again thx and fav too <3
fuck you if you don't deliver
I need something exciting in my life for once
just go away. try /x/, theyre more susceptible to retarded made up shit
Wait, why are you even being so secretive about this? Why do you have to wait 24 hours?
Fuck you, man.
You're just a tease getting my hopes up.
No ones going to take your guns faggot. It's much more likely they're going to start mass institutionalizing people again than that.
He does kind of resemble the guy from the bionic race-mixing family
if you idiots are planning anything that will put your life or others in jeopardy then you're seriously retarded for wanting to miss out on the technological singularity aka literal utopia
Don't let these bastards keep you down, I believe in you OP!
So is it Robots of any age? Do I have to be white? Can I bring my gun's? Will this be in TX? And What's the End goal?
do you have anything to backup what ye said is going to happen?
if you are correct about this, why did not you win the powerball?
IF this thing is /really/ going to happen and you wanted others to know, why do you stop here or not even pin this thread?
>OP posts thread in 24 hours
>"I am gonna kill all the fem-cunts I can find on a mass shooting spree somewhere in the US next month!"
>Doesn't do this
>Unrelated mass shooting with females as the primary target happens within a month, because one happens nearly every month anyway.
>OP starts a new thread, claiming to have been a lurker in this thread, saying "MADMAN OP WENT THROUGH WITH IT! CERTIFIED LEGE!"
Considering the recent history of 4chan, OP does sometimes deliver.
Gentlemen, I would like to reveal, the robot army.
>Zero years of training in any form of combat, bought a handgun with their entire accumulative pay from working at 7-11 for three months.
>Entitled, self centered, victim complex, guaranteeing that no matter what goes wrong on any given mission, it WILL NOT be their fault.
>Detest authority, will not follow any instructions, ensuring that our attack patterns will be unpredictable, and all the more deadly
>Last and most importantly, these robots cannot become kill... for they have been dead inside since their graduation of highschool forced them to leave their comfort zone
the world will never be the same.
>lib media brainwashing
>anyone that doesn't agree with the hivemind is a bigot
OP please deliver and don't be a faggot, maybe someone will transcend the supreme one and actually fuck up normies without killing themselves like a bitch.
ALL HAIL BENMAN!!
Long live the Beta Uprising!