>be me >about to lost virginity >couldn't get it

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>be me wearing swimsuit
>get boner while walking on beach
>

I really really really like that picture.

>>25868353
Same happened to me. Gal was cool about it tho.

Thathe happened to me the first time. We tried again a second time and I could. You just have to get comfortable. I know it feels defeating, but you'll get it. Don't worry familam.

>>25868353
Greentext esp. your reaction and hers.

>>25868353
It happens man, people just don't talk about it. Don't worry you'll be fine. Just spend time making out and then have her suck you hard.

>>25868353
I never liked that stupid banana.

>>25868753
no-one did.
It's just 4chan trolling itself

>>25868353
I toke me almost 10 times before being able to get it up with my ex gf. And when I was finally in, I lasted 7 seconds.
I got better with alot of practices. Just get comfy with the girl and do not make a big deal about it.

>>25868353
Same thing happened to me. Girls are usually cool about it through

You're not alone, mate. Happened once when I was in a relationship but we just tried again the next day.

2nd time was with some girl on Tinder. Only stayed hard for about 10 seconds

3rd time was with a girl I've wanted to fuck before. Couldn't do it in the night cause was thinking about previous experience and alcohol must've fucked it up for me. Managed to fuck in the morning though.

Most recent one was some random girl. she got on top of me and I couldn't get hard and said "sorry" then went to sleep.

Contemplating taking viagra just so I know I won't fuck up.

All first times are like that.

>>25868753
It proves no matter how dumb and non-sense the meme can be, meme power never stops

It's like drawing a circle, then keep posting it everywhere for 1 month. You can force a non-sense subject into a meme. After that it still makes no sense m, but it becomes a meme. And memes cannot be stopped

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>>25868710

ok here goes

>be me
>17 year old kissless virgin
>been chatting with this girl online for awhile
>8.5/10 not bad big tits
>she's had her first kiss and she's given and received hand/mouth stuff before
>ends up talking about sex
>lie and act like I'm some sort of sex god making girls squirt fountains fucking left and right
>she wants to lose it with me
>sweet.jpg

>about a week later I'm at her house
>we're making out

Mistake 1: i asked her how good of a kisser I am. She just said uh you're ok I guess?

>continue making out
>clothes are coming off
>she goes down on me
>flaccid

Shes sucking it with everything shes got like holy shit slobber and all. It felt like a warm squishy vacuum on my dick. I'd imagine it being the inside of my butthole if it was looser. I know if I was hard this would be the best blowjob ever. And I know she's good and can deep throat and will swallow since she told me.

>20 minutes later
>still soft
>shes still going at it
>gotta keep up the act

I make this asshole smug face like man this is the best you got? I get better blowjobs any day of the week since of course, I'm a sex god right? But I'm just wishing, praying my ass off just to fucking give me half a chub. All I need is half a fucking chub.

>eventually pretend to go to sleep
>I know she knows I'm awake since my heart is beating really fast and my breath is shaky and I'm sweating

just holy shit what the fuck are you doing man

>she kept going for maybe 5 minutes
>she laid down next to me
>I wait for her to fall asleep before leaving her place

>10 or so minutes later
>I get up to leave
>shes just awake texting on her phone
>I can tell she knew I was fake sleeping

I swear to god I just said "uh thanks" before leaving.

>>25869640
Holy fuk senpai

>>25869640
This copypasta is back? Fuck yeah

>>25869769
its not a copypasta it fucking happened like 2-3 hours ago

Happened to me too. Couldn't get it up, and when I finally did, came in about 5 seconds. Nothing to do but practice, man. Remember every time will be better than the last.

youre supposed to get her drunk and you stay sober i thought?

girls are terrible at making decisions sober and especially drunk.

i seen it happen on the televisor

>>25868353
Stage fright

98% of erectile dysfunction issues in males under 30 is anxiety related, or a side effect of a medication.

>>25870146
First times are often difficult. The keys to getting better are:

>practice
>get familiar with the condom and how to put it on
>use a blue/yellow pill before the act

Soon enough you'll have no problems.

>>25869640
>act like I'm some sort of sex god making girls squirt fountains fucking left and right
THIS was mistake number one

>i asked her how good of a kisser I am
Jesus fucking christ

>I make this asshole smug face like man this is the best you got?
>while soft
Cringing too hard here

>eventually pretend to go to sleep
>I know she knows I'm awake since my heart is beating really fast and my breath is shaky and I'm sweating
HAHAHA, OH WOW

>17 years old
Reported, too.

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>>25868917

Am I doing it right?

fuck da robot