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Would anyone have a kid with a dying robot?
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I found out I have a terminal disease yesterday. Feels good, except I'm one of those rare non-neet robots with a pretty sizable life insurance policy, work pension, and 6 figures in assets. I don't really have anyone to leave it to. my only family I care about is my parents and they're in their 70s, so it wouldn't do any good to leave it to them since they'll be dead soon themselves. If I had a kid, I could at least leave it to them and make sure they have a better shot at being happy than I did. I grew up poor and fought through being miserable to get a career, but have still always been a social failure.

is there any place I can go to try to make an arrangement like this? obviously the mother would get something out of it too, but I have no idea where to look, or how to go about asking. all I want is for my life to have mattered in some way, and this is the best idea I can come up with. I don't want to leave it to charity or shit like that because that money just goes into the pockets of the people running it.

tl;dr version: I'm dying and want someone to help carry on my (admittedly shitty) legacy
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>>25865772
I'll legally change my last name to yours anon, would that count?
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>>25865772
Anon, robots have the worst genetics. Last person someone would logically have a kid with is a robot.
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>>25865772
You're gonna get a fuck ton of whores looking for easy cash.

If I were in a similar situation I truly wouldn't have a clue where to look for. I have plenty of trust issues even now but to want a kid when you are dying and possibly won't even see the hellspawn you (might) create? wew
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>>25865772
If you dont look ugly try adopting a kid?
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>>25865792
>>25865841
it doesn't mean anything if they aren't genetically mine. though as >>25865810 says, my genetics obviously aren't great if I'm here and dying.

>>25865818
yeah, that's what I want to weed out. normalfags seem to do ok with the whole surrogate thing, its too bad there's nothing like that for dying folks.
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>>25865924
1) Get a surrogate
2) Name me godparent
3) I raise your kid when you go 6 feet under

I promise to get him to start lifting when he's 15

Or if it's female I promise not to let her become a tumblrette
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>>25865772
Where do you live dying robot
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>>25866545
Southern US
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>>25865772
>wanting to give a kid a shitty terminal disease after growing up with no father and a greedy whore for a mother

Glad you're dying to be honest.
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>>25865772
let me gay-marry you and take all your stuff, I'm a NEET in need, friend.
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What about starting some kind of fund like Gates? Don't know if it's possible with your money.
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>>25865772
Move to a place where IVF is legal, get an egg, and fill your sperm in a test-tube; give your baby to one of your family members or adoption.

Sorry that it's happening to you, OP.
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I would but I'm currently pregnant with a now-dead robot's baby.
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