help!

>>25864494

more pics of dog pls

>>25864494
Ignore that poster, post pics of the beans.

>>25864529
the beans are gone she ate them all

>>25864538

>she

Have you ever tried it anon?

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>>25864529
here they are before she ate them they were star wars beans

>>25864494
beans are poisonous too dog's assh*le
just killed you're dog idi*t

>>25864553
Thanks anyway OP.

>>25864552
no she is a dog

she probably has a small vagina it would be very painful for her

put the beans on ur cock and get a free blowjob

>>25864605
dogs can't blow air they have no lips??

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>>25864519
she is all tuckered out

too any beans

>>25864636
good joke my friend

>>25864651
More beanhound please.

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AND A REAL HERO

sdfgttyuj

i really, really like this thread
and i support beanhound

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>>25864755
here she is eating some pulled pork

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>>25864798
And here's the second

>>25864798
>no plate
Take a picture of yourself vigorously petting her.

>>25864817
she is still in a bean coma she hasn't moved an inch from the picture I posted earlier

Fuck off with your stupid dog threads.
Hope your dumb mutt chokes to death.

>>25864836
You are either a nigger or a mudslime.
Eat shit and die cunt. You belong in the stone age.

>>25864836
Bad anon
Have some beans and go to bed

>>25864846
Nope neither, I'm just not dumb enough to think dogs are anything but worthless parasites.
In a well run world every stupid dog would be destroyed.

>>25864849
Sorry if you want your stupid dog loving echo chamber fuck off to your stinky shit board /an/

>>25864870
Alright, we get it. You're that guy that keeps having a fit every time a dog pic is posted. Noted.

>>25864890
I don't know what you're talking about, I'm just tired of you losers spamming /r9k/ with your stupid pets. Go get a blog dumbass, nobody cares.

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>>25864906
dogs are gr8

>>25864651
>no blanket

cats>dogs

fight me

>>25864920
No they're objectively shit.

>>25864933
Cats are just as shit as dogs. Just because you picked the other pill doesn't men you're any better than dog fags you're all petcucks.

>>25864933
cats = dogs
don't be a pleb.

>>25864945
what about owning a pet makes someone a cuck?

i hope the dog sleeps outside, op

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>>25864931
she doesn't really like blankets but here you go

>>25865030
Sleep tight, beanhound.

>feeding the dog pork

Fuck you, OP

You should only feed it any undesirables such as bones or shitty meat

>>25864945
>inb4 some autismo reject incapable of conceiving affection calls that something edgy

:^)

Guys what kinds of human foods are good for dogs?

I want something different to give mine every now and then.

>>25864997
>vast majority of pets provide little to no benefit to their owners
>owners waste time and money on animal
>literally picking up their shit
C U C K

>>25865064
>implications
Only reason you want a pet is because you can't handle relationships with real people and you're too pathetic to go without so you delude yourself into believing in fake relationship with your stupid dumb pet

>>25865072
chocolate

>>25864825
Sorry anon, the dog is dead

>>25865030
Sleep tight, beanhound. I love you

>>25865080
I don't pick up my dog's poop and I have a robot that cleans the floors. All I have to spend on her is for food.

>>25865080
>proceeds to call it something edgy

quit projecting, bro.

>>25865054
I always give her the shoulder bone, but I live alone so she has to help me eat all of the pulled pork too. I have to eat nothing but pork for like a week if I ever cook one.

>>25865072
Sweet potato

Pumpkin puree

>>25865090
>not picking up your dogs poop
Thanks for leaving your rats shit everywhere and letting it go into water system you fuck. Hope you and your dog get run over by a truck.
>all I have to spend on her is food
Still a cuck :^)

>>25865095
When did I call it edgy? I don't understand.
Besides it's not edgy to recognize the cancer that is the modern dog.

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>>25865116
Here's a pic of the last batch.

I sometimes cook her steak or pork chops too because she likes them and I might as well make one for her.

>>25865124
She's worth it so I don't care. I'd rather have a dog than have nothing.

>>25865124
>creating edgy scapegoats to fit your internal dialogue for being a euphoric hat friend
>edgy

pick both.
no reason to be so angered

>>25865144
>she's worth it
>I'd rather have a dog than nothing
Lol you're so deluded. Also you'd have time and money idiot.
>my life has meaning because I have forced myself to care for stupid creature

>>25865146
>buzzwords the post
Please point out my "edgy scapegoat".

>>25865174
boy you sure have things figured out don't you

>>25865174
>Besides it's not edgy to recognize the cancer that is the modern dog.

i know r9k is full of callous emotionally broken autismos, but i didn't know it was this bad

>>25864798
spooky eyes senpai desu

>>25864494
Wait.. are you the guy who fucked a dog on /b/ a month ago?

>>25865174
>deluded
Look who's calling the kettle black boy-o

>>25865200
Keep sticking your head in the sand, god forbid your cognitive dissonance gets revealed.

>>25865218
Since when was it a good thing to be such a slave to your emotions you fool yourself into believing a relationship with a stupid dog has meaning? You've just been indoctrinated by pet culture.

>>25865238
How am I deluded?

>>25864494
You've fucked this dog!

>>25865174
Dog food is cheap, dude. I don't even have a job. And there's no time investment if you don't feel like walking, beyond a minute or two outside if you don't have a yard. You should shitpost at people with children that would be more believable and effective.

>>25865260
shit, you got me good
shame on me

>>25865278
>unemployed
>still wasting time and money on dog
Jesus you petcucks are fucking nuts. It's sad to watch desu.
Why do you even have the dog since it sounds as if you don't interact with it except for 2 minutes to let it shit outside. It sounds like you don't even care about this dog since you don't go on walks you're just another dog loving scum who gets a wasteful pet because their life is empty.

>>25865311
you're obviously too far gone to save, stay cucked.

Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that he buggered this dog?!

>>25864494
JIDF detected. They start al those bean threads.

>>25865348
>probably has a 2d waifu
>chastises genuine sentient connection

you won't change anything.
stop deluding yourself that you will :^)
#cuckd

>>25865352
What the hell are you even talking about?

>>25865348
I walk him twice a day. Just saying, I don't have to. You going to keep going all night bro? Shitposting full time?

>>25865030
he's probably dutch ovening that like crazy

>>25865398
The blanket is about the size of the dog. My mom made it specifically for her.

>thread went from anon posting his qt doge to some muslim nigger chimping

muslims should be banned from 4chan

>>25865380
>genuine sentient connection
>dumb as rocks dog
What's next making friends with earthworms? Get over it.

>>25865391
Just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean they're shitposting. Grow up.

>>25865410
>muslim nigger
>implying
God forbid someone similar to you not find your dog the best thing in the universe. Hope your dog gets crushed.

now that the retard is gone, more beanhound pls

>>25864798
nice dog dude really nice one

>>25865419

Ahmed, please...

>>25865441
>if I say it enough times it makes it true
Sorry but I'm probably whiter than you, not that it matters. Have fun picking up your dog's shit today :^)

>>25865455
d e l u d e d
:^)

>>25865462
>can't explain how I'm supposedly deluded
Keep up the kneejerk response mr triggered dog fag.

>>25865473
>not realizing you've deluded yourself

>>25865473
Assblast Master detected

>>25865499
>implying that's not you and all the other shit grabbing stinky dog fags itt
kys

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>>25864920
rare pupper for you

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>yfw god backwards

>>25865532
What a beautiful day it's outside. Birds are chirping, snow falling, and a idiot raging about someone's dog on R9K

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pupper protect

>>25865568
More like
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

well for you that is, I can hear all the nice noises because I'm not an idiot who fell for the man's best friend meme.

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>>25864494
Hey OP, is this your dog? Had to get up from bed to ask you.

Posting the second pic I have in a moment.

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>>25865615
Looks like a pretty good match.

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>>25865591
Are you sure this isn't the reason you hate dogs?
"Dog culture?" No, no.
I found this picture of you, explains everything

>>25865591
I'm a cat person, but I don't have a problem with opinions of other people.
Really tho, why are you so mad, is your life fucked and you're trying to call for help or what?

>>25865615
Mhm that's her. I've posted several pictures of her on here.

>>25865174
You're breaking the "pet faggots," so keep going.

>>25865654
Aight, cool. Apparently saved those in November 2014.

>tfw you can remember dog picture you saw over a year ago but can't remember your dad's birthday

>>25865674
>tfw you can remember your dog's birthday but not your dad's birthday

I know it's sometime in October... I think.

>>25865591
You wrecked them good.

>>25865688
Do you feel at all creeped out by the fact that some autist is possibly profiling you here?

>>25865727
Nope because they just like the dog and saved a pic. This is an image board.

>>25865629
I'm not autistic but again nice try.
What's the next thing you'll call me, because god forbid an intelligent normal person dislikes muh doggy.

>>25865634
I'm "mad" because dog fags shit up the real world with their stupid pets and now they shit up /r9k/ too. How about you all fuck off?
>I'm a cat person
Stop defining yourself by what animal you cuck yourself with.

>>25865800
Your "excuses" for getting mad are seriously the stupidest shit I've ever heard. How does it affect your life if someone has a pet? No one's forcing you to get one, so why do you have problem

>>25865870
>carbon foot print of suv
>waste is bad for water table
>they poop on sidewalk and people's yards
>they are nuisance at best and dangerous at worst
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>people buying clothes for their dogs and getting overly connected to them and treating them like their child
>people not obeying leash laws and turning into children if you hit or kick their unleashed dog
Can't wait till all the dogs are dead.

>>25865917
Shelter yourself, because every person has the right to own a pet, you can't change that, also hitting or kicking an animal is despicable and real degenerate since they rarely fight back. Your idiocy is noticeable, and your arguments are nonexistent. Why do you keep even replying, when you gain nothing from it?

>>25865995
If an unleashed dog approaches me it's perfectly fine for me to kick or hit it. If you don't want that to happen then follow the law dogfag. I suppose that's too difficult for you though since the entire world must revolve around you and your stupid pet.

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you guys will fight about literally anything

it's impossible to start even a light-hearted thread without someone coming in and giving their negative opinion

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Dog posting??

>she kept the socks on all night and seemed to like having them on

>>25866083
the dude made like a dozen comments replying to multiple people for maximum bait. honestly I'm ashamed that people actually replied to them. it really fucked the thread up. he's cancer and the people are stupid for falling for the bait.

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Doge thread? Count me in.

>>25866289
>anything I don't like is b8
If you want a doggy safezone go somewhere else.

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>>25866362
>we got a fighting one here boys

>>25866415
>dog with human prop
Why do idiots always do that? It's like your dumb animal is a little dress up doll.

>>25865626
Heterochromia is awesome

Makes your dog look like some edgy anime companion

>>25864494
Very cute dog op. I miss mine.

>>25865030
sleep tighty, beanhoundy

>>25864494
She was them protein and carbs bro.
>tfw dogs care mpre about macros than you.

>>25864798
Huskies are so cutie.

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Dogthread. Dog gives me company, protection, entertainment, and other functions. I'm sure he'd hunt for me if I introduced him to it. Useful doggo best doggo

>>25867971
That's my dog in the picture, by the way.