>that feeI when no mommy gf

>>25861605
I too am acquainted with this emotion.

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>>25862125
l thought i was the only one

>>25861605
I matched with some milf on tinder. What the fuck do I do to fuck her?

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>>25862180
how the fuck would l know

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>>25861605
>tfw you've spent your life detached from others and withdrawn into yourself and you desperately need a caring, nurturing presence in your life to trust and depend on wholly so that you can learn to open up to the world around you and live
Nothing in all the world matters to me so much as this, and I could probably live a dozen lifetimes and still not find it.

>>25862180
you already matched, go fucking fuck her, fuck. If you fuck this up it's an insult to everyone who ever tried to fuck and failed.

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>>25862439
she has to be out there somewhere right?

>>25862180
>Take her on a date to an inordinately expensive restaurant
>Casually slip in some comment about forgetting she's not your age because she looks younger than you, can not come off as forced
>Make some positive comments about children and family values
>Pay for dinner

Pretty much all there is to it

>>25862479
Probably, but I have no idea how I'd ever find her. It's not like I meet a lot of people or network or anything.

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>ywn feel the embrace of a goddess lamia's womb and be reborn as one of her children

>>25861605
>>25862170

> No actual mom looks like this

T bh for everyone on the board those two women would be more suitable for sister fetishes than mother fetishes lmfao

>>25863108
you realize a mommy gf has nothing to do with MILFs right

>tfw mommy gf and get GDP for licking pussy.
You gotta work that fish to get some chicken.

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>Falling asleep
>Fantasise about cuddling with older woman
>Realise I'm clutching a pillow and whispering good boy to myself

>>25861605

who is this semen demon? whis is this? SCUMBAG ANSWER ME WHO IS THIS

I prefer the term nee-chan gf. The use of weeaboo autism disguises the manbaby connotations.