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I'm seeing starwars with a girl I fancy tomorrow after a wild weekend of events and it seems to me that I'm one of the few people she has faith left in.

Should I try making a move?
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>>25861331
>girl I fancy
>wild weekend of events
>one of the few people she has faith left in

Maybe you should try shooting a gun...
at your face.
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>>25861343
Why so? I'm trying to be successful with my endeavors
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>>25861361
Oh man, you are really really deep in the "intellectual demeanor" bullshit aren't you?

Come on man, speak like a person, not a book character.
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>>25861380
this is literally my vocabulary go be a fucking normie elsewhere I'm only slightly intoxicated
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>>25861331

yeah you should a move.. a move to grab your wallet when u buy her ticket and popcorn kukk
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>>25861331
Make sure she doesn't have a dick.
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>>25861409
We have free tickets to regal, found them on the floor of a party. She's an independent women, don't think I can convince her to share a popcorn
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>>25861400
It's funny how the moment I call you out on it your vocabulary completely changes. You're trying to hard man. You're acting like a euphoric edge lord.
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>>25861417
>2016
>not wanting qt dick gf
Try harder
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>>25861443
And senpai?

And how do I get my hand near the genitals to check gender
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yes make a move.
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>>25861331

On the contrary, you should act as though you have already won her outright. Escort her with a purpose, open doors and walk with her on your arm, puff up your chest and lead the way for her, smile and gaze into her eyes, hold her hand as you lead the way thru the crowd, it will come easy for her to reciprocate and you can share tender moments of embrace and kiss, taking a lovers walk on the veranda as you pull her close amidst the cold winter night, *tips fedora*
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>>25861493
I've already kinda cuddles with her to an extent while watching Timmy jimmy power hour and she adamantly claims she ain't a cuddler, should I go for the arm around?
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>>25861400
Sounds stilted, dubsman. Save your endeavors for a graduation speech tbqhiidssm
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>>25861513
Hell, I took that somewaht seriously until the fedora, but fuck it , holding her hand just cause might just break a few crucial barriers
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>>25861417
Heh. Got dat ref
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>>25861537
Jesus drunk me missed something

And is the arm thing corny?
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How about making a move off my board?
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>Tfw you sometimes forget that there legitimately autistic people on this board
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>>25862081
I bet you she's going solely out of pity.
His vocabulary screams "I like books about WWII tanks and haven't showered in three days."
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>>25862081
I'm just asking for help man!

And I think I'm gonna try a move, maybe hand holding? Dont know
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>>25862095
>pic related fambam
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>>25861380
hello Mr. Autist
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>>25861331
Is that the pick-up artist guy?
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>>25862182
Wouldn't I be in her pants if I were PUA? I would rather a lasting relationship, call me autistic.
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Why do Brits still say "fancy"? Say "like"!
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>>25862138
>calls out autist word choices
>that makes them an autist

I'm really confused.
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>>25862095
why do autists have to project so much with all of these outrageously nonsensical claims? Seriously, the people who call out autism normally are far more autistic than the people they openly mock.
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>>25862270
I'm American... Can't I use synonyms?
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>>25862118
I don't understand why you posted this picture. I know it isn't op because I've seen it before. Is it a new autist meme?
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>>25862274
he only used a few words that seemed awkward. He didn't need to be lectured by some fucking wannabe English teacher
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>>25862287
Seriously, I'm going to an accredited university for Christ sake and just asking for social advice
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>>25862287
Hey guys! I found the autistic kid!

Do you have old military books too?
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>>25862306
it didn't really seem like a lecture. it didnt really seem like it was from a wannabe english teacher either. he actually was trying to stop him from trying so hard with his vocabulary, that seems like the opposite of an english teacher

why you white knighting so hard m8?
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>>25862310
why is reading a pastime that someone should be ashamed of? I don't read much, to be fair, but I still can't fathom why you'd discourage it just to call someone autistic. sounds pretty fucking gay desu
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>>25862287
Seriously, I'm going to an accredited university for Christ sake and just asking for social advice here so I don't fuck up a kick ass friendship
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>>25862345
English teachers who know their shit usually tell people to tone pretentious language down a few notches. You can write and speak intelligently without sounding like a total jackass. Some take this to the extreme, however. It's literally the opposite of pedantic grammar Nazism
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>>25862297
Same nigga asking for advice from you wonderful lads, sorry for constantly pestering but I'm a wee bit drunk and this takes my mind off my roomie playing fo4
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Women have "faith" in men that they think won't pump and dump them.

She doesn't see you sexually.
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>>25862446
He might have chance, though.
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>>25862446
She might, this a joke for now but...
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>>25862483
>dirty talking /sp/ gf

Where can I get one of these...?
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>>25862500
apparently Nevada, this a huge joke kinda, we were chilling in her room one day and decided to find each other on tinder haha
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>>25862483
>sends the sex face
she's into you, and you'll be in her senpai
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Huh she might be up for stuff actually yeah

Go 4 it
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>>25862559
I surely hope so, I'm just gonna try to play it right haha, since we watched drake and joke thinking about over exaggerated each attempt I male just comedy effect, while succeeding hopefully, just to get a laugh out of her and to hold her.

Star wars shouldn't be too terribly crowded now should it
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>>25862601
vodka showing over exaggerating each attempt I make like Josh peck *
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>>25862623
that didn't clarify shit nigga

sober up
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>>25862648
Sorry

Change

>over exaggerated each attempt I male just comedy effect, while succeeding hopefully, just to get a laugh out of her and to hold her.

To

>over exaggerating each attempt I make to kinda resemble Josh Pecks awkwardness in dating sitautions, hopefully working as a dual threat, making her laugh at my reference and getting to hold her
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I want you to succeed so badly, but the way you write makes me worried you'll fuck this up

Remember to lead her from place to place by putting your hand at the small of her back
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>>25862693
Wait, is this something that you did while you watched the show with her or something that you're planning to do on your upcoming date? If the latter is the case, then I'd advise against it if you overthink the act and foreseeably sperg out. The fact that you're emphasizing it so much is honestly a bit worrying. I know it's an ironic cliche around here, but you should seriously juss b urself. The friendly banter you two exchanged in that Tinder conversation was perfectly normal, and it seemed to have worked.
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>>25862746
At the small? Where is the small?
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>>25862746
the Tinder conversation he posted is reassuring. Bear in mind that he's plastered right now, too.
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>>25862784
Literally reference after horrible reference is me, but she might appreciate a more genuine, 'me' wrap around too, I guess I'll try.
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>>25862809
Does she at least know this about your personality?
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>>25862831
She's been around me for about two months now.

Over this this time ive shown her hellsing abridged, every troopers and pov video by college humor, whose your daddy, the badman videos by college humor, pretty much all of Nathan for you, and various greentexts among other things.

Yes she understands it. Yes she genuinely enjoys it. Yes I'm pretty sure she associates it with my lack.of a personality (:
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>>25862872
I'm beginning to not trust what you say about her reception to this quirk of yours. She might just feigning enjoyment to not offend you. If you somehow found someone whose sense of humor meshes with your admittedly awkward one, though, then congrats brah. I guess just looking to far into into things here because I don't know how you interact with her when doing those things. It all rally boils down to her responses.
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>>25862785
Like this famililio
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>>25862942
*really
bloxblolooloo
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Maybe you should see a better movie.
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>>25862942
Oh the chemistry actually feels amazing, I can tell is genuine due to just the sheer amount of time ive spent around her lol.

Like she ends up inviting me to everything, the one time I did for fourwheeling i got a 'YOUR DADS GONNA LET YOU USE THE TACO? YASSSSSS'. She likes a bit of country we she puts with a smirk to show a bit of harsh love towards me in her truck, until I wrestle her phone from her and we are singing bon jovi. I mean, she kinda even cuddled with me while watching timmy jimmmy power hour on one drunken night.

Honestly, I couldn't ask for more genuine person I feel compatible with haha
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>>25863020
fucking vodka, sorry that middle paragraph is kinda pieced together like a second grader learning how to cut and paste
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>>25863020
well if your tastes are compatible with hers then go for it. Oh, and would you mind elaborating on the "only person she have faith left in" part of your first post?
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>>25863093
Of course! Let's go through the grave yard:(not real names )

Larry:
Most recent victim of the friend zone whose delved deeper and deeper to the point it's a miracle he's even around the girl i fancy any more. He's spent the last two nights at their apartment crashed on their couch (including tonight ;) ). Honestly I would question his staying in the apartment if it wasnt a registered fuckboi to the girls in that apartment, always trying to get with the roommate he's gets drunk too easy. School starts again tomorrow, and thatll be all the excuse to keep his ass out.

Ozzie: met my the girl I fancy at a party with her friend who looks just like her, sent for the friend, rejected by the end of the night, stand friends, all that jazz. Eventually slept with the roommate who gets drunk too easily them tried sleeping with the GIF the same night. Pretty much on ignore lists and stuck with a fuckboi tag.

Frenchie: instant fuckboi who somehow ended up in her party after the only party she threw. There were 3 other people in the room, and she basically drew the berlin wall on her bed to keep him away. Next day shows he's both into Hillary and is a racist. Fuckboi.


More?
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>>25863200
In her bed after the only party*


Alcohol sorry! And trust me, some of these situations sound bad for me but its the simplest way I can put it, she's had two heart to hearts with me and swears on the bible she hasn't touched one of them with a thirty foot pole
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>>25863200
Jesus I'm incoherent, um just assume fuckboi fuckboi fuckboi
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>>25863229
well shit ask her out mate
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>>25863309
Hey, I'm gonna try. Focused on being genuine Anon whose able to express his feelings and read reactions right, probably gonna just save a little bit of implied awkwardness by ovrrexaggeratinng the movement (or acting like its there if there ain't none) of stray hairs to see if she would be down to kiss, I'll save that as the ace implying i can get that far I guess haha
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>>25863396
I wish you luck, man. Just play it cool.
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