>haha, wow you really got me a beer this big? What do you

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Liz is the best former pornstar

why are there so many pictures of pornstars eating at restaurants?

>>25861578
Because getting jizzed on all day makes you hungry, and you're not going to cook.

>>25860811
That's a standard Steiner and a session beer, it's not even over 6%, shut up, drink your beer, and enjoy your pretzel.

>>25861563

I always hated her boyfriend and his stubby dick that bent sideways. Apparently he died of an overdose and his junkie friends just tossed him in a dumpster.

porn name?

>>25861578
they like to eat out

>>25861578
Pornstars have to eat things besides dick. Where do you think the scat fetishists get their shit from?

>tfw not consuming germanic bar treats and beverages

>>25861634
Not nearly enough knockwurst, stone ground mustard, or currywurst in that pic. Though currywurst or donner come later generally.

>>25861563
she used to be a pornstar?

..I'm desperate enough to still date her

>>25861578
For some reason the deadbeats who buy them shit on amazon like it. Can't blame a slut for running with something that's proven popular.

>>25861665
She only fucked dudes with tiny or average dicks in her videos, so she's probably not put off by whatever you have.

She's like a waitress now.

>tfw viable liz gf

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>>25861649
literally wurst of feels

>>25861563

was she that goth girl or something?

>>25861578
The reason there are so many of that one blonde chick is that when she was getting in to the scene, she slept with anyone who bought her a meal and then recorded and uploading them fucking.

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>>25861719
Yeah, but she was never really goth, rather a generic alternative chick, really.

She was a top tier cutie, even though her videos sucked.

>>25861703
Unfortunately my dick is above average

but she could serve me that pussy to my face and make me her puppet any day

>>25861751

I had the right girl then.

What was her name?

>>25860811
>tfw Sasha Grey isn't your girlfriend

why live?

>>25861741
If you're talking about Lexi Belle then I'll have you know she is a pure virgin pornfu and would never agree to such a thing

>>25861786

She's brain dead retarded. Why bother?

>>25861770
I think her name is Mandy or something.

>>25861786
Because Sasha Grey isn't my girlfriend. Even in my darkest times I think of this fact and smile.

She does have an amazing ass though.

>>25860811
woah she is so cute :3

>>25861840
You can't make a living getting fucked in the mouth if you're ugly.

>>25861805
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mindy+ashton+blanke

is that her?

>>25862035
>You can't make a living getting fucked in the mouth if you're ugly.
it's pretty niche thing though fucking ugly people you know weird things are out there

>>25862082
Yeah

Also
>http://www.modelmayhem.com/2718111

>Please don't bring up the fact that I was a pornstar, please

>>25862165
Looks like she's a criminal these days

http://jail.com/arrest-records/mindy-blanke-8178195

>>25862257

>Charges: COMPLICITY

What in the hell kind of charge is that?

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>>25861795
Haha, wut?

She's actually quite intelligent. She's just pretentious.

>>25862368
I like to imagine she helped some of her friends get drugs or prostitute themselves out or something
Maybe I can find her penitentiary address and write her letters while she's in the slammer, get a penpal qt reformed gf and offer her a new start in a fresh home after prison where she'll be my eternally grateful slave waifu

>>25862257
>Moved back to Ohio after trying to make it as a model
>Boyfriend dies
>Someone else gets all the money for your site now

Poor Liz.

>>25862368
Basically someone did something illegal while she was present.

Like if i shoplifted and you drove me home without stopping me.

>>25862377
>She's actually quite intelligent.

When she was 16 she met up with an older guy who claimed he was an undercover CIA agent. He's the one who got her into porn.

She's retarded. The pretentiousness is to just cover that up, and to give her something unique to market.

>she's a pornstar. BUT she's smart, sexy and artistic!

>>25861786
She was in my dream last night. Which is weird haven't seen any of her videos in forever.
That and Jenna Haze is more attractive, why do you do this to me brain?

>>25862451
is this her fb?
https://www.facebook com/mindy.blanke.5?fref=ts

>>25861563
Liz Vicious seems like she would be an amazing fuck. She just looks damaged enough to where nothing is off-limits to her sexually.

>>25862597
Her porn videos were boring af.

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>>25862597
>>25862677
This, she had like one anal video.

Honestly, her best stuff was her photosets, because she's pretty hot, especially early on.

That and the solo videos, but anything where she's getting fucked by some random guy with a 4 inch cock is nothing special.

>tfw empornium registrations are closed

>>25862761
>>25862597

No, she's the dead fish type girl. Just lays there.

>>25863098
Just like my ex girlfriend. Liz even looks kind of like her, but my ex was blonde, until she shaved her head.