Whats the worst thing you've ever done?

I once got dubs and didnt even chekem

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>>25858879
c-check em? ORIGINGIAL COMMENT FAMOILIA

>>25858843
Sexual intercourse with your mother.

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>>25858909
KEK ORIGINAL PASTA FAMILIA>

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>>25858843
i stole over 1000 bucks from my mom in my teen yrs and i peed on her food cause she grounded me one time for bad grades

>>25858843

Masturbated to thoughts of fucking my 14 year old cousin.

Masturbated to her facebook pictures.

Probably not that bad, but I feel incredible amounts of shame for it.

I used to have this weird thing about pissing when I was little
>pissed in garbage can multiple times until mom busted me
>begged mom to let me piss in public or in weird places outdoors
>used to shit outdoors
I think that's where I got my piss fetish from

When I eat Doritos I like to have a nice full glass of room temperature milk to dip my fingers in then when I'm finished with the Doritos I drink the milk containing the cheesy dorito bits

>>25858843
believe chris hansen

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>>25859129
Jesuschristwhatthefuckiswrongwithyou

>>25859129
jump off a fucking cliff you degenerate piece of trash

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>I wasted my youth staring at screens
>tfw 25 with nothing to show

>>25859222
Sometimes I down the meal with a bag of flaming hot Cheetos and cherry faygo

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>>25859129
my god you should be taken out back and shot

>1
In high school drafting we had this big final project we were supposed to do. It was designs for a house I think...
I didn't do any of it.
I walked over to the pile of drawings people had handed in, took this one nerdy kids drawing erased his name and put my own.
All the drawings looked the same so there was nothing he could do even if he complained that he'd handed it in.
I got an A in a class where I did literally nothing but bullshit with my friends in the back. Dunno what became of his grade. I've always wanted to know.
>2
I stole 3 charizards from my friend during the gen one pokemon craze.
>3
My friend pissed me off so I took a pencil and scratched the fuck out of his Star Craft CD.
>4
When myspace first came out I changed one of my friends sexual orientations to "Gay." He didn't find out for a really long time. Actually ended up transferring schools, I like to think that had something to do with me.

I helped my homosexual drug dealer drug my little brother, he raped him and I got a ton of free pot.

that one time when i made a bomb threat and almost got shot by the fbi

I blackmail married women into sex. I presently have three on the hook.

>FBI monitoring thread

You don't believe me anyway, and you couldn't prove it if you did.

>>25859466
How did you blackmail them?

>>25859510

Typically photos/vids of them cheating on their husbands.

>>25859092
That's weak. I dry humped my sister while she was passed out.

Squeezed her naked tit too.

>>25859466
Are you worried about them telling on you or do you think they've come to grow accustomed to and even enjoy the situation?

Someone sneezed, and I didn't even say "bless you"

Some tripfag was ruining /abdl/ and I found out his name because he used the same name on every website. I found his kikebook, and all his friends and family. Then I made a fake account, accrued friends to look legit, then I spent about 5 hours spamming an image I made clearly connecting this faggot to his diaper fetish to all his friends and family. I also spammed it all on the groups he was in. Which included MLP and other dumb shit, of course.

Needless to say he ain't ruining my fapping material anymore.

>>25859546

Of the three I currently have on the hook only one has stockholm syndrome. The other two are just in too deep to back out now.

I once peed a poop

i let people think i am a white person on 4chan by not bothering to correct their incorrect assumptions about my racial identity.

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>>25859598
Caught me so off guard I actually laughed myself into a coughing fit. Fuck you.

I've never done anything notably "bad", or anything notable for that matter.

When I was about 12 me and my friend had an ugly Chinese girl who would follow us around during lunch break. We used to pick on her because she was ugly, stupid, couldn't speak English well and wouldn't stop following us.

Her parents owned a Chinese takeaway shop and when we found out her mother had cancer we made fun of her saying her takeaway gave people cancer..

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Spent $4300? on lottery tickets over the past 4 years.

When I was 11 I killed my 5-year-old sister's hamster. She was in her room and was laying on the floor playing with him, and then I rushed into the room not looking where I was going and I stomped on it. Right before her eyes she saw her best friend have its guts squeezed out through its mouth. She was so devastated that she didn't even cry right away, she just did some sort of dramatic dry heave and started shaking.

>>25859557
Get out of here madman

>>25859566
I don't know what /abdl/ is but it sounds like you did a good deed.

hook up with a friend's ex

>>25859339
bro... was your dealers name brent?

>>25859738
That's tragic but hey, an accident is an accident.

Raped an entire team on black ops 3
Stole an airheads thing from my 3rd grade teacher
Slapped a girls ass in high school
Put my finger in another girl's butthole (that was glorious)
Ate an entire pizza after saying I would save some slices

What abojut you, Mr.NotFBI?

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>>25859323

>My friend pissed me off so I took a pencil and scratched the fuck out of his Star Craft CD.

>>25858843
Mommy told me to clean my room. I didn't.

>drunk driving hit another car (with two elderly people head on). No one killed fortunately
> used to babysit some boys for a neighbor and would give one of the boys back rubs

holy shit i'm a fucking degenerate
thanks OP

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>Climbed up onto the roof of my school at night
>rubbed one out over the edge of the roof for some reason
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>got seen by a police car that was driving by
>he pulls into the lot and starts yelling up at the roof for me to come down
>laid flat on my stomach and stayed quiet till he gave up and left

Good times

>>25861140
Found the highjacker

>>25861140
Im telling

GASTHEROBOTBOARDWARNAO

I was the weirdest kid in junior high. I did this only like 3 times, but I would take my step sisters toothbrush into the bathroom with me, rub one out, and discreetly spread the ejaculate throughout the brush part so it didn't look like there was anything wrong with it.

I like to think I'm rehabilitated now

>>25859254
I peeped those repeatin integers friendo

>>25861172
G O D L Y
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Pretended to be a girl on Twitter and Steam to get that betabux from the nu-males using pics from some tumblr whore

feels smug yet guilty desu senpai

>>25858843
I fucked a cute guy in the butthole

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Im trying to make Sardine posting into an actual meme so it can raise in popularity which will hit the mainstream and all the Sardine stocks that I bought this week will make me rich enough to buy my own boat and create my own Sardine company with me as active CEO

>>25859102
Dood me too!
>Pissed in trashcans
>Pissed in the backyard
>Pissed down the vents
>Pissed in bottles
One time i pissed in a half full gatorade bottle and my friend drank it. Never developed into a fetish though.

>>25859251
damn dude, same here

>>25858843
take anti-psychotics

those will fuck your head for life

>>25859695
Don't put these feels on me, I legitimately feel bad for her :(

The first music cd I bought was the soundtrack from titanic.

Failed to kill myself.

Not request something when I got trips.
[Kek]

>>25858843
>Whats the worst thing you've ever done?
nothing i suck at everything even doing bad things

>>25859625
Wow

on an anonymous imageboard nobody cares about your colour unless you mention it

enjoy this free revelation bro

>>25858843
I STOLE A GRAPE FROM THE GROCERY AISLE

>>25861140
fucking capped

nice one anon

Killed myself and nobody ever found out

>>25859129
thanks for the trigger

It shouldn't really count since I didn't do it but as a kid I dreamed of killing a kitten or two just to see what my reaction would be. I wanted to know if I was a psycho or not.

I decided not to do it because I didn't know how it'd affect me. Whether it would shock me or whether it'd get some weird ball rolling towards me becoming a murderer.

>>25859092
I wouldn't feel bad

14 is the ideal age and your cousin is genetically distinct enough to make it not gross

>>25859092
I think I almost fell in love and vice versa with one of my cousins one time I was visiting relatives.

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Why'd you make me remember this?
>7 or 8 years old
>have older friend (11 maybe?)
>has neglectful, alcoholic dad and mom who's out of the picture
>spends most of his days playing video games
>occasionally bring games to his house to play
>retarded little shit who frequently scratches and ruins games
>rek/lose several games
>eventually mom questions me for some reason
>put all the blame on my friend who had nothing to do with it
>something something happens, kid gets told by dad he has to give us some of his games to compensate
>wind up getting like 20 games of his
>friend was such a bro/cuck that he never said a word about it
>still have the games to this day
Another one
>16 y old
>Have girl who loves me
>take advantage of it and get her to blow me
>in a movie theater
>get drunk on New Years
>tell everybody
>her reputation is ruined
>cry myself to sleep out of shame for weeks

>>25861269
That's quite arousing