I used to have this weird thing about pissing when I was little >pissed in garbage can multiple times until mom busted me >begged mom to let me piss in public or in weird places outdoors >used to shit outdoors I think that's where I got my piss fetish from
>1 In high school drafting we had this big final project we were supposed to do. It was designs for a house I think... I didn't do any of it. I walked over to the pile of drawings people had handed in, took this one nerdy kids drawing erased his name and put my own. All the drawings looked the same so there was nothing he could do even if he complained that he'd handed it in. I got an A in a class where I did literally nothing but bullshit with my friends in the back. Dunno what became of his grade. I've always wanted to know. >2 I stole 3 charizards from my friend during the gen one pokemon craze. >3 My friend pissed me off so I took a pencil and scratched the fuck out of his Star Craft CD. >4 When myspace first came out I changed one of my friends sexual orientations to "Gay." He didn't find out for a really long time. Actually ended up transferring schools, I like to think that had something to do with me.
Some tripfag was ruining /abdl/ and I found out his name because he used the same name on every website. I found his kikebook, and all his friends and family. Then I made a fake account, accrued friends to look legit, then I spent about 5 hours spamming an image I made clearly connecting this faggot to his diaper fetish to all his friends and family. I also spammed it all on the groups he was in. Which included MLP and other dumb shit, of course.
Needless to say he ain't ruining my fapping material anymore.
When I was about 12 me and my friend had an ugly Chinese girl who would follow us around during lunch break. We used to pick on her because she was ugly, stupid, couldn't speak English well and wouldn't stop following us.
Her parents owned a Chinese takeaway shop and when we found out her mother had cancer we made fun of her saying her takeaway gave people cancer..
When I was 11 I killed my 5-year-old sister's hamster. She was in her room and was laying on the floor playing with him, and then I rushed into the room not looking where I was going and I stomped on it. Right before her eyes she saw her best friend have its guts squeezed out through its mouth. She was so devastated that she didn't even cry right away, she just did some sort of dramatic dry heave and started shaking.
Raped an entire team on black ops 3 Stole an airheads thing from my 3rd grade teacher Slapped a girls ass in high school Put my finger in another girl's butthole (that was glorious) Ate an entire pizza after saying I would save some slices
>Climbed up onto the roof of my school at night >rubbed one out over the edge of the roof for some reason >feelsgoodman.jpeg >got seen by a police car that was driving by >he pulls into the lot and starts yelling up at the roof for me to come down >laid flat on my stomach and stayed quiet till he gave up and left
I was the weirdest kid in junior high. I did this only like 3 times, but I would take my step sisters toothbrush into the bathroom with me, rub one out, and discreetly spread the ejaculate throughout the brush part so it didn't look like there was anything wrong with it.
Im trying to make Sardine posting into an actual meme so it can raise in popularity which will hit the mainstream and all the Sardine stocks that I bought this week will make me rich enough to buy my own boat and create my own Sardine company with me as active CEO
>>25859102 Dood me too! >Pissed in trashcans >Pissed in the backyard >Pissed down the vents >Pissed in bottles One time i pissed in a half full gatorade bottle and my friend drank it. Never developed into a fetish though.
Why'd you make me remember this? >7 or 8 years old >have older friend (11 maybe?) >has neglectful, alcoholic dad and mom who's out of the picture >spends most of his days playing video games >occasionally bring games to his house to play >retarded little shit who frequently scratches and ruins games >rek/lose several games >eventually mom questions me for some reason >put all the blame on my friend who had nothing to do with it >something something happens, kid gets told by dad he has to give us some of his games to compensate >wind up getting like 20 games of his >friend was such a bro/cuck that he never said a word about it >still have the games to this day Another one >16 y old >Have girl who loves me >take advantage of it and get her to blow me >in a movie theater >get drunk on New Years >tell everybody >her reputation is ruined >cry myself to sleep out of shame for weeks
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