Is there a more patrician fetish than armpits? If so, what is

girl farts

>>25857227
Disgusting and wrong.

Bumping so more robots can discover a love for armpits.

it's just girl smells, friend
no need to be testy

>>25857597
You don't like queefs in your face? What are you a faggot ?

financial domination

whats more satisfying than paying for your your wife's boyfriend's gym membership and motorbike

lactation
facesitting

>>25857619
Queefs aren't gas though, it's literally just air going into a vagina by accident and coming out seconds later.

Armpits are truly patrician, because of their smell, how personal and understated they are, how ticklish and sensitive they are, and because aesthetically there's a huge range of pits, some good some bad, always interesting to see.

Queefs and farts are disgusting, along with other forms of scat fetish.

>>25857667
>Queefs aren't gas though, it's literally just air
>air isnt a gas

Dog-fucking.

>>25857643
Disgusting cuck.

>>25857643

I can't imagine that being more satisfying than being the boyfriend and getting a free motorcycle and gym membership.

>>25857682
I mean gas as in farts, actual fartgas (i.e. the phrase "passing gas")

>Used to smell ex-gf's armpits every chance I got
>She smelled good
>She loved it
>We broke up
>New gf smells good
>Not comfortable enough yet to sniff her armpit

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>>25857773
I vaguely know the feeling. Never had a gf, but I have to have a pretty big crush on a girl before I can entertain smlelling/licking her pits, even though I have an armpit fetish. Is that just me? I can't watch armpit porn, all those nasty sluts, it's gross. But the idea of smelling a girl I really love's pits is endearing and sexy to me.

>>25857208
tfw I want to lick Rey's arms

>>25857827

It's not really a fetish to me either. I just like the way girls smell.

>licking her pits

Don't ever try this by the way. Deodorant tastes extremely bad.

>>25858028
ask her to not wear deodorant
it just tastes like sour sweat

fart guy here from the second post btw
i've done the armpit stuff
it's cool but not the best

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I could never smell an overweight woman's pits. I would fuck slightly overweight ladies, but never smell their pits. They seem too sloppy and greasy for that. Only skinny women.

>>25858129
well duh you idiot

>>25858142
Just sharing my opinions. My armpit standards are twice as high as my regular standards. Even then, I would only do it to girls I love, random armpit sluts do nothing for me.

>>25858179
same here for my fetishes
it's gotta be girls better than me

Footfag here.

I support armpitfags and wish them well. Together we can destroy the fartfag menace.

>>25858251
Best post I've read, thanks anon.

>>25857227
This
Armpits are for fags

I haven't shaved my pits since June and I wear deodorant around once a month. I love the fact that my fiance has an armpit fetishes and can find a part of me no one else likes to be so attractive.

>>25858317
fuck off roastie the men are talking

>>25857667
fartfag here
i'm also into scat, but I think queefs are disgusting

>>25858327
Get over yourself "man"

>>25858372
Get over your own disgusting pussy, "fembot".

>>25858317
KiII yourself, attention whore.

>>25857208
ankles

>>25857208
fit girl back