>you will never give a white guy a full body massage >you

>>25855534
If i'm comfortable with the other person, i'm fine with lots of touching. But if I don't just let strangers massage me and shit, that's suspicious

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I don't want anyone ugly touching me or looking at me

>>25855577
im not ugly though and most people I meet agree with this, which begs the question even more

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>says sexual things for guys and girls
>only black girls are left out

top lol

I dont blame you though. They arent attractive

>>25855630
At least he thought about us. Asian/Indian men didn't even get mentioned.

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>>25855594
I really don't like giving people handshakes because I have extremely cold and sweaty hands. My hand are literally wet.

>>25855799
WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S GROSS

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>tfw you are white and have gotten a full body massage

>>25855997
My hands sweat when I'm nervous. If I don't know you and you tried to give me a hand shake, that is what you'd get. Stay away.

>>25856036
Want another?

>>25855799
If you can, carry a small towel with you.
If that's out of the question, try some baby powder.

It changed my life desu

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I want to cuddle and spoon with a girl. She doesn't have to be cute. She just has to like me.

>>25856061
Hand shaking is not really something I do anyway

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>>25856053
No.
I learned the hard way that my nipples are hellishly sensitive

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>tfw no girl with smelly feet who will make me her foot slut
>tfw could get this but my social skills arent good enough

>>25856139
sensitivity means a hard-on anon. Dont be a rube

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>>25856167
But...but
Original

>>25856143
white women are good for this. Look for them

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>hate touching people
>everyone wants to fucking touch me

>>25855799
Can you please post a boob? I have a thing for chocolate boobies.

>>25856405
Stop having such soft skin then

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>>25856420
Since yew asked nicely

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>>25856718
T-hank you so much.

>>25856046
I hope im not too late. My friend had this. Everytime he shaked another person's hand or held another persons hand he started to sweat a lot. The doctor gave him botox injections in his hand, and after like 6 months it was gone. Do the same if you have the money (we are from Denmark where its free)