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>you will never give a white guy a full body massage
>you will never lick an east asian girl's feet
>you will never eat out a white girl's pussy
>you will never make out with a mexican girl
>you will never give a black girl a handshake
>you will never sleep in another black guy's lap
>you will never suck the nips of an qt indian girl
>you will never dance with a SE asain woman woman
>you will never shake a mexican drug cartel member's hand with no subsequent consequences

Why dont people like it when you touch them? When people touch me it's awesome as long as they dont smell bad
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>>25855534
If i'm comfortable with the other person, i'm fine with lots of touching. But if I don't just let strangers massage me and shit, that's suspicious
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I don't want anyone ugly touching me or looking at me
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>>25855577
im not ugly though and most people I meet agree with this, which begs the question even more
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>says sexual things for guys and girls
>only black girls are left out

top lol

I dont blame you though. They arent attractive
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>>25855630
At least he thought about us. Asian/Indian men didn't even get mentioned.
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>>25855594
I really don't like giving people handshakes because I have extremely cold and sweaty hands. My hand are literally wet.
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>>25855799
WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S GROSS
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>tfw you are white and have gotten a full body massage
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>>25855997
My hands sweat when I'm nervous. If I don't know you and you tried to give me a hand shake, that is what you'd get. Stay away.
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>>25856036
Want another?
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>>25855799
If you can, carry a small towel with you.
If that's out of the question, try some baby powder.

It changed my life desu
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I want to cuddle and spoon with a girl. She doesn't have to be cute. She just has to like me.
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>>25856061
Hand shaking is not really something I do anyway
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>>25856053
No.
I learned the hard way that my nipples are hellishly sensitive
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>tfw no girl with smelly feet who will make me her foot slut
>tfw could get this but my social skills arent good enough
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>>25856139
sensitivity means a hard-on anon. Dont be a rube
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>>25856167
But...but
Original
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>>25856143
white women are good for this. Look for them
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>hate touching people
>everyone wants to fucking touch me
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>>25855799
Can you please post a boob? I have a thing for chocolate boobies.
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>>25856405
Stop having such soft skin then
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>>25856420
Since yew asked nicely
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>>25856718
T-hank you so much.
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>>25856046
I hope im not too late. My friend had this. Everytime he shaked another person's hand or held another persons hand he started to sweat a lot. The doctor gave him botox injections in his hand, and after like 6 months it was gone. Do the same if you have the money (we are from Denmark where its free)
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