>Be me >Walking through town one day to window shop >See

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>Be me
>Walking through town one day to window shop
>See qt grill in window of flower store
>She is really qt like wow
>Get nervous
>She sees me looking at her and makes awkward eye contact
>Run away

>Start walking slowly past store every day so she will notice me
>Singing songs so she will hear me
>One day
>Be heroic
>Go inside
>Go up to till
>Look at name badge
>Madeleine
>Ask her if I can ask a question
>"...sure..."
>Ask to buy flowers
>She asks for what occasion
>The occasion that i piss in your butt baby
>No I didn't say that
>Told her I wanted to make my house smell nice
>Anyway
>Buy flowers
>She laughs when bagging up that she thought i would ask strange question
>"Heh... like a perverted one? H-Ha..."
>Pull funny perversion face
>"Whaddya wearin' sweetheart?"
>It was a joke
>She doesn't say a word
>Drop my spaghetti and run away with the flowers
>Left all my neetbux change :(

>Get home
>Make facebook, use handsome man pictures from /soc/ to make it look real
>Search for Madeleines in my area
>Find and add her
>She has her number on!
>Text her
>This fucking happens

I hate my life