This is a terrible, terrible feel
Why did she send the photo
Is this a oneitis? If so confess your attraction to her immediately so she can reject you, so that you may move on with your fucking life.
If she's not your oneitis but a girl you want to date, ask her out on a date.
Either way, directly attempt to initiate a romantic relationship so that she can reject you and you can let go. There is literally no other correct answer.
Why don't you tell her the truth and simultaneously have her BTFO in the process. You remembered her bday once because she told you one time, so you put it in your phone and completely forgot about it until you saw it on your calendar. All you wanted to do was send her some well wishes on her bday, but now she cane fuck right off. She probably think you're stalking her or some shit. Put her in her place, Op.
I've seen the movie Her, and I still don't understand why she sent the photo.
But I would guess that it isn't good. He comes across as very obsessive in the movie, and one girl even calls him creepy.
"I would like to fuck you in the butt. I think that exchange will be beneficial to both of us. You see I would derive pleasure from inserting my penis into your anus and, as you recently professed, you enjoy having hard objects inserted into your anus."
She has at least 5, probably closer to 10 guys messaging her every day.
From her blunt messages, it's easy to tell that you're not her favourite.
Sorry OP. Try to creep her out a bit more, then move on.
My God. S A V A G E
No one! ABSOLUTELY NO ONE in the history of 4chan has ever been BLOWN THE FUCK OOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT. AND SO SMOOTHLY.
I had the biggest laugh of the year just now.
what fucking dimension am I in where this is working
This is me
She's not actually my oneitis
Just an ex
Sweet, sweet retribution
This is what happens when you just be yourself. All you had to do was open your autism chakra.
I'm thinking of something to follow up what I wrote earlier. I'm surprised you said it you absolute madman.
And the truth comes out
Get the fuck off my board normie
>I know what yamete means because i watch hentai
that ugly faggot was often here and omegle he or someone else is probably trolling
"We should take a bath together. You can shave my beard and I'll bury m baby face in your ass. Then you can pounce on my needle dick and immediately remember why we broke up. Then you can gather your things and storm out of my parents' place. Leaving me naked and begging you to come back."
This might seem bad to you but I think it's the best you can do.
Inspired by this lit humour. Have a good read.
I literally can't get hard
Probably due to all the focalin I did last night
She sent a video of her farting
Too bad I just blew my load