This is a terrible, terrible feel Why did she send the photo

U got got opie

>>25851136
Because you're about to be cucked by Siri.

>>25851136
>winky face

Maybe it was that that gave off the fact that your a fucking creep op, that emoticon is reserved for when she is actually interested in you

>>25851136
Abort op abort

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What do

Blox

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>>25851191
Does this not look like she's interested?

>>25851214
Are you not her friend?

Why would she find it weird if you knew her birthday?

>>25851214
Call her a rude cunt, say hou saw her birthday on fb and she's obviously vain

>>25851246
REKT-ED

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>>25851214
Is this a oneitis? If so confess your attraction to her immediately so she can reject you, so that you may move on with your fucking life.

If she's not your oneitis but a girl you want to date, ask her out on a date.

Either way, directly attempt to initiate a romantic relationship so that she can reject you and you can let go. There is literally no other correct answer.

Why don't you tell her the truth and simultaneously have her BTFO in the process. You remembered her bday once because she told you one time, so you put it in your phone and completely forgot about it until you saw it on your calendar. All you wanted to do was send her some well wishes on her bday, but now she cane fuck right off. She probably think you're stalking her or some shit. Put her in her place, Op.

>>25851214
Oh god abort abort

She doesn't want you to remember her birthday because she thinks you're creepy

Move on

It sucks but move on

>>25851246
>lonely boy in a lonely world
>sounds like a justin beiber lyric
>not sounds like journey
She's not the one, m8.

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>>25851246
OP STOP YAMETE YAMETE YAMETE

>>25851136
I've seen the movie Her, and I still don't understand why she sent the photo.

But I would guess that it isn't good. He comes across as very obsessive in the movie, and one girl even calls him creepy.

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Off by two months

>>25851477
stop fucking using that face

>>25851477
Oh my god, I had this exact convo.

I'm a virgo, too. I guess we really are the losers of the zodiac.

>>25851499
I'm a Cancer

>>25851294

this guy knows.

tell the bitch what's up.

>>25851515
Wow, so she wasn't even in the ballpark. Just quit, man, she doesn't like you. Has she ever given you a morning text?

>>25851515
You truly are.

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All or nothing, boys

>>25851547
You did the right thing OP.

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Well then...

What now?

>>25851547
op's a troll, everyone leave

>>25851571
wat

i mean

WAT

>>25851571
Say you'll be over there in 10 minutes.

Then don't turn up.

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>>25851573
Not a troll
This was earlier

>>25851571
Ask her what you need to do for her to try your dick instead of that plug.

>>25851571
>I'll be over in 10 minutes
>I know where you live

>>25851541
My fucking sides, great!

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>>25851571
originalsfaufnafuadnfanwynrw

>>25851609
Looks like she's flying headfirst into THE WALL

>>25851571
"I would like to fuck you in the butt. I think that exchange will be beneficial to both of us. You see I would derive pleasure from inserting my penis into your anus and, as you recently professed, you enjoy having hard objects inserted into your anus."

send her a dick pic right now OP

>>25851609
She has at least 5, probably closer to 10 guys messaging her every day.
From her blunt messages, it's easy to tell that you're not her favourite.

Sorry OP. Try to creep her out a bit more, then move on.

>>25851136
It the new meme girls send when they want dick pics. Hurry up anon, what are you waiting for. Give it to her.

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>>25851640
AnaI is my fetish

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>>25851684
NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT

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>>25851684
He actually did, the absolute madman.

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>>25851684
I seriously did not expect this to work

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>>25851684
This can't be real

bloxblox

>>25851541
My God. S A V A G E


No one! ABSOLUTELY NO ONE in the history of 4chan has ever been BLOWN THE FUCK OOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT. AND SO SMOOTHLY.

I had the biggest laugh of the year just now.

>>25851749
chad took the picture, gg OP

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>>25851749
what fucking dimension am I in where this is working

>>25851749
Whelp, I'm doing no fap, can't stay in this thread, good luck, Op.

>>25851749
Objectively, how would you rate your attractiveness on a scale of 1-10 OP?

I can't believe this actually worked

>>25851796
Good choice, get out man.

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This is me
She's not actually my oneitis
Just an ex
Sweet, sweet retribution

>>25851749
This is what happens when you just be yourself. All you had to do was open your autism chakra.

I'm thinking of something to follow up what I wrote earlier. I'm surprised you said it you absolute madman.

>>25851749
You sound like someone who shouldn't be on this board

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>>25851836
And the truth comes out

Get the fuck off my board normie

when is this bitch coming over to watch netflix?

>>25851836
why would you come here
just to stroke your ego?

>>25851749
but who was camera?
bloximoron

>>25851836
Why did you ruin this thread by posting your stupid fucking mug.

>>25851968
Webcam on a timer.

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>>25851609
>vape
vapeblox

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>>25851979
*thumbs up*
godspeed op

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>>25851409
>I know what yamete means because i watch hentai

>>25851749
get some more breh

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Anything you guys want me to say

>>25851749
OP is trolling, right?...


Right?

>>25852135
"So we gonna fuck or what?"

>>25852135
Ask for a better pic of her puss.

>>25851749
Bullshit.

That's just plain bullshit, bro.

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>>25851836
Nice neckbeard, friend :^)

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>>25851836
that ugly faggot was often here and omegle he or someone else is probably trolling

>>25852135
You have a cute dick no homo

>>25852135
"wanna go out on a date?"
"pls reply"

>>25852135
thats a skinny cock

>>25852135
why is your dick so thin , i mean its not short but it looks like a long finger .

>>25851836
If she was your ex, why would she be surprised you remembered her bday?

>>25852072
Sounds like you're into some steamy shit.

>>25852135
Why is your thumb the same width as your dick, kek?

>>25852233
>>25852245
It's literally only a semi-chub
Wasn't going to get hard just for her

>>25852295
>implying that getting an erection takes any considerable effort

need viagra bro?

>>25851609
>e-cig

fucking dropped

>>25852295
Even completely soft my dick is still fatter than my thumb.

>>25852248
oh shit op been caught

>>25852135
"We should take a bath together. You can shave my beard and I'll bury m baby face in your ass. Then you can pounce on my needle dick and immediately remember why we broke up. Then you can gather your things and storm out of my parents' place. Leaving me naked and begging you to come back."

This might seem bad to you but I think it's the best you can do.

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>>25851749
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
FSAGASDSA

>>25851684
>>25851749
you gotta be shittin me

>>25851684
>>25851749
>>25851836
>>25852135
YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DO IT MAN
CONGRATU FUCKIN LATIONS

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I just got rekt lmao
Going all in now

>>25852295
Post dick hard, OP

>>25852426
For fuck sake, autismo, be A L P H A

>>25852445
This. It's for a science project.

I want to see more of op dick.

>have an iPhone and an iPod touch
>rename contact in phone for own iPod to Oneitis
>find picture on the internet and use them to role play with yourself
>make thread on r9k

>>25851837
>Autism chakra

I can't. My sides.

>>25851571
youre waifu is a whore faggot kill yourself and go back to redbook

>>25852135
Ask her if she wants a penis like two half length pencils put together inside her.

>>25852488
we all know that you idiot
when you go to the movies do you tell everyone that that it was filmed at a studio and isn't real?
just enjoy the story

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>>25852494
Inspired by this lit humour. Have a good read.

what in the actual fuck is this thread everyone here is an actual retard oh my fucking god

>>25852135

T I N Y
I
N
Y

>>25851778

Fucking this man. How the hell is she reciprocating?

>>25852579
Looks average to me, nothing wrong with that.

>>25852135
>>25852426
Post more
P I C S
I
C
S

>>25851136
Stop sending that guy fucking smiley...Then maybe you'll get pussy.
fgt

>>25852426
She's just teasing you. Doesnt want to seem easy.

You gotta get her warmed up

tell her you want to lick her asshole

>>25852706
Gay fucking smiley*

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>>25852445
I literally can't get hard
Probably due to all the focalin I did last night

>>25852869
jesus dude. how have you already broken your cock. You aren't even in your 30's.

>>25851253
She is not physically attracted to him, and is incapable of understanding relationships in any other way.

>>25851778
>All of r9k's talk of women being worthless sluts
>being surprised when she responds to being propositioned like the whore she is

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She sent a video of her farting
Too bad I just blew my load

>>25853439
groce

>>25853439
post the video right here family

>>25851136
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
NIGGA DAMN
TIME TO KILL URSELF

>>25853439
>didn't even get laid
>she still gets validation without offering you any sexual pleasure
>just sent some pictures
Good job OP.

Rest of the convo got personal. Not going to post. Thanks for the fun!

>>25853707
HA HA HA

you are very ordinary man

>>25853693
U jus jelly cos no girl ever sent you pictures of herself even smiling lol

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>>25852563
crouching autism, hidden frog.

>>25851836
The fuck am I doing wrong?

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THIS THREAD GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THAT I KNOW