Why do people enjoy coffee and cigarettes so much?
Whenever I try it I just need to poop bad. Like, really bad. I practically can't hold it in
that's the point for me
>have coffee with brekky
>soon after take a monster shit
>any coffee that day has no effect because empty bowels
>be camping or somewhere where it isn't comfy to shit
>drink tea instead of coffee
>no urge to shit
also waking up before sunrise and having a coffee in the morning chill is ultra-comfy mate
You probably have a shit neet diet of frozen processed garbage and gutter tier fast food when you get flush with cash. Am I right? If you ate like a human and made your own wholesome meals from raw ingredients you'd actually have fiber in your diet and you'd have regular nice poops. But I bet you squeeze out some goopy tar shits that smear like a marker all over your hairy ass.
Coffee does stimulate pooping but it wouldn't be bad at all if you ate a good diet. In fact having a nice coffee in the morning and squeezing out a nice clean solid shit is pretty nice.
>fish, vegetables and fruit
Isn't that the trap diet? How's it working?
It's a yaponese diet
It's good and I'm disgusted with fattening foods now, with the exception of candy
I'd recommend trying it because it teaches you the concept that food is for filling you up and not just for tasting delicious
>Whenever I try it I just need to poop bad. Like, really bad. I practically can't hold it in
I feel the same but i still love drinking black coffee i don't know why but bitterness of feel rich in my tongue
smoking and drinking coffee since i was 12.
i would feel sick and have to shit as well but over time the intensity fades.
now it just feels really good and slowly kills me.
pic related, favorite smoke.
Is taking your coffee anything other than black degenerate?
>1 cigarette left
>havent smoked all day
>want to save it for my night walk in the snow tonight
>see this thread
I used to enjoy waking right before sunrise with a cup of coffee, bowl of weed(strong sativa) and a cigarette on the porch, then i'd go in and look up some raunchy porn before work. The combination of all four gave me a huge dopamine rush every morning.
It just isn't the same anymore. I miss those days.
>tfw have a decent espresso machine with steamer
>tfw drink 3 cups of lattes a day
good shit mang
>used to enjoy the slight caffeine buzz about twice a week
>have tinnitus now
>caffeine gives me a huge t spike
I got that Breville for a quarter of the price, at like $200, used. Works great. It was selling at more than a grand last year new.
It has more to do with the beans than anything else. Get yourself a sturdy middle-market maker with a good grinder and you're all set. You'll be laughing at the plebs spluring $5 on a cup of coffee every day when each cup you make at home probably costs way under a dollar
>I just need to poop bad. Like, really bad
That's one of the things I like about that combo.
Taking a shit and reading on the toilet is pretty much the highlight of my day. And wanking, of course.
Gaggia Classic, you can get them off ebay refurbished for like 170GBP, the older model is better, it uses all commercial internals so they are a reliable, solid machine. You will need a grinder as well, unless you buy ground coffee.
yeah, best coffee is only made when you grind the beans yourself and shortly afterwards brew it.
if by bean to cup machines you mean those pod coffee makers, than those are atrocious. god help us all.
Yes they are atrocious, but I was actually talking about some espresso machines that you can just put beans in the top, it has a built in grinder and it automatically does everything, but because of that, they are shit.
I don't enjoy it. It's just the /fa/ approved diet.
>mfw when Yankees think they're hard near me
cup of tea (English breakfast you stupid weebs) and a cig (B&H Gold)
cheeky fag break with the lads out the back of the shop
Go to the pub with mates, pint and a few fags maybe go out on the lash
get on my level yankcucks sucking on your Big Black **coffee cock**
Most people don't eat or drink in the morning so their defecation cycle is all fucked, If you take care of your digestion you'll shit in the morning and be fine all day no matter how much nicotine loosens your bowels or coffee kickstarts your metabolism
Yeh they're completely different drugs
Since the goal of tobacco is to make you feel sick and alive I have to fight an urge to calm my nausia with weed
Then the funny thing is I have to fight the urge to smoke a cig after getting really high because it's way worse