i lost my virginity on friday, got my first kiss about two weeks ago. both to the same gorgeous gal. i was so high on endorphins the past couple of days that i felt creatively inspired and decided to turn it into a musical
here's the full play: http://imgur.com/a/fpfty
ill be posting it page by page in this thread as well so let me know what you think
page 2 of kissless virginity the musical
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If this goes main stream it will only prove you're a tremendously large faggot that places too much importance on the meme and is ruining being a Virgin for everyone.
In a jewish perspective it's good for being shit.
You're a faggot.
this autism is reaching levels that should not be possible
you need to stop dude
lol its not that autistic
lel send it to Matt and Trey just for kicks since you obviously put some serious thought into this
I'm sure they would at least appreciate it
im trying but the middle row of my keyboard isnt working so i have to use on screen keyboard. its slow.
here is full play http://imgur.com/a/fpfty
>lol its not that autistic
Yes, it is. Why would you even think of doing this?
its mostly serious with a few jokes sprinkled in. remember its a true story. real life isn't always exciting
>no ralphie introduction scene
>no intro where ralphie sings about how things can get better
>Just Be Yourself isn't ralphie's introductory number?
OP what the fuck are you doing, are you even trying?
dude i went 26 years without sex give me a break
Op when you're this absolutely ridiculously autistic I'm finding it hard to believe you got laid, and even harder to believe that she was "gorgeous"
>I'm finding it hard to believe you got laid, and even harder to believe that she was "gorgeous"
well i did, and she was, bucko
bro that link is in my first post
>lying on an incognito chinese painting website
this is where it starts picking up
>(gotta be confident man)
someone please produce and air this
my keyboard started working all the sudden so ill be able to post faster now
>tfw you'll never make a guy feel so energentic and happy by fucking him that he writes an entire fucking musical about the event
my email is listed at the end of the play, feel free to contact me
yeah, sure i believe you, george. pfft.
glad to see most of you like it so far
yep! don't spoil it for anyone though please
>39 pages of this
>all because OP had sex for the first time
obviously there wasn't an "audience plant" in real life lol. that was a product of my imagination. keyboard broken again fuck
Man, I was semi-joking, but I seriously want to get into the film industry. That being said, we are on /r9k/ and people only remember us for Pepe and Elliot Roger. I'd love to be a part of this, but I feel like I would be jeopardizing my reputation from the very start of my career...
I get what you say. Main character will be a gay dude, so Rebbeca will have to be converted into Robert or something... but why end there, if we can make him a FtM transexual? And black, of course
it's working again. it comes and goes i don't know why.
just use an alias, ill be the face of it, you can be behind the scenes
niggers trying to turn everything into a gender war now a days on this board, fuck you.
why can't i just make a comment about fucking another non homosexual man to inspire him to create more literary masterpieces in peace?
here it is, my first ever kiss. i couldn't believe it when it happened lol.
this ones essentially pointless to post, it's just the end of this act
ACT 6, getting so close to the ending
posting in epic thread
hope this shit will turn into a real play soon
DONT READ THIS IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED!
This is autism on a level never seen before. I don't think human eyes were meant to see such autism. You're no longer on the spectrum, bud, you've gone past ultraviolet and x-ray to gamma levels of autism. As a matter of fact, I and everyone else in this thread now feel more autistic by proxy because of what you just did.
Posting In a god tier thread
my only criticism is the audience plant member is incredibly out of place, remove that shit. Also having r9k terminology thrown in randomly makes no sense to the audience
ill think about it
not yet. im sure she'll be cool with it though. it's not like i made anything up or anything.
so is putting a few days work into something automatically autistic?
its on the last page
idk i like the audience plant. and its supposed to have r9k terminology, since r9k terminology is apart of my life and this is meant to be a true story.
I'm witnessing of manifestation of pure autism in this material plane?
yeah man, i posted it here yesterday as a pdf and no one read it. then i thought r/foreveralone might appreciate as a last resort but they hated it. so now im back here.
dude 26 years is a long time
can people please explain exactly why this autistic to me? i get that it's kind of overkill, but what makes it autistic?
39/39 last page, thanks for sticking around guys
im here to discuss so ask any questions
ill be using this trip to answer questions
it's a true story, you mongoloid. how is a true story self-insert wish fulfillment?
I figured with the chad and stacy names it was likely that you were from here but it would have been pretty nice if those names were common there as well.
I haven't read your story but is it real or are you a real kissless virgin robot?
Bravo, OP. This was funny as hell and pretty good. Minor tweaks and this could probably get someone to endorse it.
for your own sake, don't show this to anyone outside of strangers on the internet
Whatever lets you sleep at night, homo.
You can't just pretend you're not settling for a mentally ill male because you were a 26 year old virgin.
>because danny's mom IS a bitch
>you go into some elliot-tier beta rant at the party about how women dare to not have sex with you (I'm sure you wanted to, but you probably just said "you too" if anything)
>out of nowhere a transgender woman asks you out and does all the work, putting up with your sheer unbridled autism
Right, right. Totally happened.
please, show this to a theater group, have them produce it. And make sure that everyone knows that you're credited, and that it's a true story
how dare you, anon! transgender folks are completely normal, well adjusted, TOTALLY NOT mentally ill, human beings! just like you and me!
you're not a bigot, are you?
>can people please explain exactly why this autistic to me? i get that it's kind of overkill, but what makes it autistic?
Personally I found the first song to be the turning point from what started as a cheesy play to pure autism.
Everything seems over-exaggerated. It reads like it was written by a normie who tried too hard to accurately portray "hopeless kissless virgin" lifestyle.
I guess this could be ok for a comedy where the main humour is cringe, written by normies for normies to laugh at "geeky nerdy losers". Like the Big Bang Theory in a play form.
i mean she's a pretty outgoing, open person so i dont think she'd mind me writing a musical about it. and she likes musicals.
if that's from >>25851334 it's not me
i dont have a facebook
i probably will leave this place now that i've had sex, i agree with that rule. i just wanted to let you guys know i made it first. i understand many frown upon it but i think it gives others hope.
well, ok. i appreciate the feedback.
Had sex first time on Halloween, still here.
Hey Danny, I feel very happy for you, but just let me say she might say she likes you, but she's just thinking about getting a Chad that doesn't likes coffee, you're just a placeholder for her insecurities
hi there, bored amateur composer here. Did you have genres or melodies in mind for any of these songs? Your musical is so weird, I'm actually getting inspired to write music for it.
>tfw this is more creative than anything I will ever come up with.
i have some ideas but feel free to do whatever you want with them. im not musically inclined so im sure whatever you come up with would be much better.
honestly she's such a small role in this play that you can't get a feel for how intolerable she is. if you met her in real life you'd see she is a complete bitch.
well as long as its the best in some regard
yeah man its the bomb
dont say that, you just gotta put the pen to paper.
no she doesn't know that because that's not true according to modern science
Had sex for the first time 10 years ago, have had 2 gfs. and I come here
for the memes.
Still an aspie NEET master race tho.
>they say women come in all shapes and sizes
>well I say I'm not much of a fan of surprises
Audibly keked when I read that. Good job, Dan the Man.
>He thinks he won't come back here just because he had sex
I had a steady pussy to cum in every day for 2 years, and here I am. Once a robot, always a robot. They always come back.
im not saying im leaving because im going to be satisfied for the rest of my life. im saying im leaving because i believe that people who have had sex should not be on this board
even if i lose rebecca and am back to square one i wont come back
yeah let's hear some
How did you do it? I'm an aspie too but women never showed any interest in me at all. Women just seem so alien to me, I don't know what to talk about with them. Men are way easier to talk to.
>Shadow people: the personification of Danny's fears and insecurities
it's possible, but i hope you're wrong. i do love this place, but i also think it's important to follow this unspoken rule of no non-virgins
i didnt specify whether she was pre-op or post-op, and i wont since that's her business, so you're making quite the assumption
>not telling if he's castrated himself or not
Okay, sure, lemmie hang on-- You either fucked your friend in his butt and did kinky gay shit: literally still a virgin, or, you fucked your friend in his mutilated post-castration surgery dick-hole: literally still a virgin.
>pic related, homo
If you kill yourself, live stream it
>all these people ITT making fun of Danny "I fuck dudes, how about you?" Struthers
>he thinks his fan-fiction tier "myoosical" will "go somewhere"
>he used his real name on 4chan
>he provided an email so some guy in a suit with the power to create dreams might end him a line to get his ~14 minute stage-time magnum opus produced for any reason
>he thinks that anyone would associate with a playwright who posts on 4chan or /r9k/
>website of school shooters, /pol/-level jew hate, blatant anti-mainstream women hate, racism, etc.
>someone might email me about my play!
>he thinks he wrote a musical and hasn't scored a single song
>he thinks he wrote a musical and all of his songs are single stanzas+choruses/under-sixty-second feaux poems
> Dan 'I fuck trans' Struthers
> Dan 'hide your brothers' Struthers
>Danny "wrote a song about that dong" Struthers
Dan 'shunned by mum then rammed the bum' Struthers
Thank you senpai
Nice neko to you too
> Danny "rammed by a tranny in the fanny" Struthers
>every 3 minute scene is an 'act'
>spotlights snapping on and off fucking everywhere
>curtains open and close every ten seconds
>writing acting choices into the stage directions
Never mind the mundane fake story, the incredibly hokey dialogue and the general tastelessness on display here, have you ever even SEEN a play? From a production standpoint this whole thing reads like dog shit.
o i am laffin senpai
> nuclear physicists who play games
> decending NEETdom this adamantly
You are truly the robot of robots
OOOOOH HE'S DONE IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!
HOLY SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Op, I absolutely loved it. I'm pretty sure if you actually make this into a real thing, you'll get fucking famous holy fuck. Godspeed OP
Has she had the surgery, or does she still have a tally whacker?
You sound like a cat in a washing machine
the female parts on Be Yourself are shit but, I think it's good considering i haven't sang since high school (21 now)
My name is Danny
>Fucks a trap
>Man fucking a man
>Lost his virginity
Pick one from each, you faggot.
and since that's all the songs, I also recorded the ending monologue.
Hope I entertained you robots at least a little.
nah I think a real female voice lakes it sound at least twice as good. Yours was really good.
This musical is definitely a repost. I read this shit yesterday. If it's the one about the transexual girl that OP fucks then it's definitely the one I read yesterday.
Did you post this on reddit?
OP, why were you such an entitled cunt to your mother? She put up with your shit for 26+ years, let you stay there for free and dick around playing vidya the whole time. You reward her kindness with calling her a bitch and acting like a 15 year old edge lord faggot?
Even if she was a rude bitch at times, have some god damn respect and gratitude for her allowing you to be a sub-human waste of space as long as she did.
My mom kicked me out of the house at age 12 and I've been on my own since. Never had caring family to take care of me and couch surfed for the next 6 years until I had enough money saved to get my own place. At 18 I just started community college and had to leave to take care of my younger siblings.
Your story is completely unrelateable. You come off as a spoiled little bitch who thinks its edgy to call the one person who takes care of them names.
Man, this place changed since i was last here. Everyone using the autism buzzword are confirmed mad jelly at sight of true artistic genius. Unpolished, raw genius but still genius.
This is good. I'm also a 26yo virgin so I can really relate to Danny. The supporting cast is kind of lacklustre but I can see the reasoning behind it. I think also the songs could be expanded in length. All in all a solid play **** (four stars)
Yipes, it's kinda hard to have sympathy with Danny when he's such a major buffoon of a neet, ya dip. Why does he have to be such a faggot to his mom, when she's actually quite rational?
>being this autistic
>managed to lose his virginity
There's hope for us all
this should never be forgotten
I see a great future for robots
As a playwright I can safely say that I now feel like my career has been validated since there is at least one person on earth who is a worse writer than me. Far far abominably worse. But you should keep working on it man, you really just need to work on making your dialogue sound more natural and as some Amina have said expand the songs/work with a musician to find the rhythm and pace and shit. But I don't write musicals so idk
>never sucked on some nips
I'm fucking dying here m8
That's one of the best things I've ever read on 4chan
I actually left 4chan a while ago, but I've read about this thread on reddit. So I came back to this shithole to see it myself. Totally worth it.
Best part is where she tries to chicken out of telling him her secret when they're just about to have sex and he would have seen it anyway.
Speechless. Described when I lost my KV status very good.
Is there a PDF download?
this shit has been shilled so hard for the past three or however many days and I fucking hate seeing it now
can anyone tell me if it's good because there's no way I'm ever reading or watching any of it now
saw this thread yesterday and just ignored it. Just finished reading it in the middle of earth science and had to slip out the back to avoid causing a scene because I was laughing so hard. 10/10 thread, this is why I come to this site.
Yet another proof, that somehow managing to stick your dick in something doesn't make you less of an autistic trainwreck.You have restored my faith, thank you OP.
What the actual fuck am I reading right now
This entire fucking thread and the vocaroos and everything
If she finds out about this play you won't ever get laid again
now this is what i call autism. 11/10 OP good job
If this shit hasn't been written by copywriters I really don't know what to think.