I'm an employee at UCAS AMA

What type of milk do you prefer?

>>25848597
semi skimmed

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Which Biochip C. album should I listen to after this.

>>25848640
The hell is this normie tier shit

>>25848571
What is the UCAS?

>>25848715
ucas .com/

>>25848712
Hardcore/Gabber.

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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Can you make UCL give me an unconditional offer please?

>>25848838
gabber is the most common word of the personal statements we receive from essex

How would you rate Demonfort?

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I fucking hate the whole UCAS system, their bullshit rules and all the fucking forms and shit you have to fill in for the PRIVILAGE of having to write a bullshit "personal statement" to sell your ass and the only way to have a chance is to sound like a narcissistic piece of trash while telling lies out the ass. Fuck "UCUNTS". Fuck you.

>>25848928
Has a reputation for letting in morons, is only really good for finance, performing arts and nursing and the vice chancellor is a flaming faggot.

If you're going there, make sure you do finance or nursing.

>>25849053
>he didn't get into a top uni because he couldn't be bothered to write a statement that he had literally 6 months to write

>>25849151
desu senpai hes not wrong

>>25849138
Cheers Glover, might go

>>25848571
What's the worst personal statement you've read?

I have 100 ucas points. please tell me it's going to be okay and that they look at applications on an individual basis (I'm 20)

>>25848571
I've just been through the shitty ucas system in Scotland. C'mon spill some goodies. What kind of shit goes on that they don't want us to know?

>tfw unconditional offer

I don't require your assistance senpai.
But do personal statements actually matter?

>>25848571
How did you get into this mess?

>>25848571
give me some points you fuck
but in all seriousness, how do you live with yourself

>>25849709
I don't.

>>25849619
I don't know

>>25849550
Nobody has any idea what they're doing and they act all big and mighty when they're just a bunch of spergs.

Thanks for the tens of thousands of free quids, too bad the grant is getting cut

Beans or 'dines?

This ama is shit so far.

>>25848571
What's your bedroom look like?

>>25848571
Why the fuck are you on this board?

Ohrijinal

>>25849811
ask some good questions then you dumb coon

>>25849547
How did you manage to get only 100 ucas points

fuck ucas

>>25849832
Depression and thirst for social validation through drinking and drugs. I hate my younger self. DE History-ICT

How much is an apprenticeship worth, anon?
Just finished one. My grades weren't great at A level, would I be able to get into uni?

>>25849830
That would require me to care. I never went to or applied to uni.

Can you get me into a good uni?

>>25848571
I'm going for a D*D*D* on an extended certificate of business, worth 420 points. I'm also 19 and still doing my Maths and English. Assuming I scrape through on a C for both, what are the chances of getting onto a decent course that usually looks for at least a B? Just out of interest, does my age play into my chances? I'm fucking burnt out and still deciding what I want to do, and I'm deffo taking a gap year, so I'll be 20 if I end up at uni.

>>25849935
Stop complaining then coon

>>25849975
Can't

>>25850026
Age, no. Just sound like you did something cool.

>>25849903
Depends what area

>>25849767
What is the biggest display of incompetence that you've seen on the job.

What is the worst personal statement you've ever read?

How much work do you actually do on a daily basis? How much can you get away with slacking in the professional world?

>>25850113
The whole thing in general is just shit.

Some guy made a PS about nothing and claimed it was "bold". He didn't go anywhere.

>>25850262
Not much. A lot.

>>25848571
Fuck you OP worst ama ever. few word answers and half questions ignored

ok, i applied to Westminister and London South Bank for CompSci
are they good or no? Probably best thing i could do with a DMM

>>25848571
What exacly do you do there?

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>>25850079
>just sound like you did something cool

"I spent the last year exploring my interests and hobbies in video animated gaming, while expanding my knowledge of cyber technology on image boards dedicated to drawings of the rarer species of the 'Rana Temporaria', as well as to exploring feelings related to loneliness and depression."

>>25850295
Flesh out your answers buddy you're not really giving us anything here

>>25850403
Sperg around. UCAS just act all big and shit but it's all for show.

>>25850425
Sounds good.

>>25850381
not op but I heard bad stuff about westminster

>>25850425
I included the fact that I built my own gaming PC in my personal statement for product design, they ate that shit up.

No joke if I told you my personal ID number, could you tell me the status of my application?

>>25850459
You didn't answer my question anon. Is it possible I could get into uni's with 100 ucas points and a foundation year

>>25850590
It says, dude.

>>25850595
Probably not.

>>25850473
They do.

>>25850666
Probably not.
;_: Fuck me. Even with clearing, if I got desperate and started applying for shit like journalism?

>>25850079
>depends what area
IT. I did a mix of support and IT admin/procurement

>>25850707
If you apply for journalism you'll end up in a worse position than if you'd just got a wageslave job now. You'll struggle to find the same wageslave work when you graduate with your 2:2 in journalism, and you'll be in debt until your 50.

>>25851252
I don't think you know how student loans work in Britain anon. You don't pay any back unless you're over a certain threshold, and even at the threshold, it's 30 per pay packet

fuck off no asci text. asian moot needs to fix this

>>25848571
Do you hate your job

>>25848571


why do you deserve an ama