Do sugar mommy's exist /r9k/?
If so, are any of you robots in a relationship with one?
Also how do I find myself a sugar mommy?
they exist but they're just like sugar daddies, its not a pleasant relationship at all
>the sugar baby has to be a young fit extremely attractive person
>the sugar mommy/daddy is always a vile old piece of shit, thats why they have to pay for affection
>the sugar baby has to be the sugar daddy/mommy's slave and do whatever they say
inb4 >t-that's hot!
it's only hot when the woman controlling you is hot, not when she's a 500 lbs 75 year old hag, which is what all sugar mommies are
Sugar Mommies have to be hot and successful, though.
Also, cocaine isn't a boyfriend.
i kinda had one, but she was only a couple years older than me. she had a live in bf and she claimed to love him, but she was a very filthy whore.and by that i mean she was into some filthy shit. most notably piss. she pissed every time we fucked, she would have me piss in her mouth but she never swallowed. her main thing to get off on was sending me snapchats of her fucking herself with a dildo while her bf was in the next room. anyway biught be all kinds of shhit i never asked for, she just always said "my parents raised me to be generous". a laptop, an xbox one plus. llinked her cc to my account so i could get whatever i wanted. she'd give me amazon cards just because. it was cool but i kinda felt like a hooker. shit didn't last long though. one day she just stopped calling and texting. her social media disappeared. sometimes i wonder about her. maybe her bf found out? idk
7/10 is the cut off, most sugar babies are 9/10. I'm sure you could find some old bitch to pay you for your love and affection, but I guarantee you will hate it almost immediately
Yes, shes 8 years older and payed for my stay.
It was pretty gud. Shes qt too
theres no point in killing yourself, you'll be dead within the next 75 years anyways, and 75 years of life is nothing compared to the eternity of nonexistence that awaits after death. you might as well make the most of this pointless existence, ending it too early is sort of a waste of opportunity.
suicide is only the right choice when you're about to die. like, if you're getting eating by zombies or you have terminal cancer or something, blowing your brains out is the right way to go so its not as painful. other than those scenarios, suicide is a major waste.
tfw no rich lady to just buy you off from your parents
>Implying I won't reincarnate into a little girl
>Implying I would want to live the rest of my life feeling like being eaten by zombies or worse
Pls, go back to Reddit already.
this is the delusion of sugar mommy fantasies, no sugar mommies are sexy like this one. they're utterly repulsive, if they weren't then they wouldn't be paying for dick. the woman in this pic could get any 10/10 chad she wants without paying a cent
>implying there is any evidence or reason to believe you'll continue to exist after death
>implying there is absolutely nothing you can do to be even a little bit happy and enjoy your short ride
drugs, sex, art, none of that brings you any kind of joy? I'll admit life is pretty shit objectively and all, but I like smoking weed, playing video games, and feeling boobs too much to kms yet. all of things are easily attainable too, just a little bit of work and money required
I understand and I'm not going to stop a grown capable man from making his own life decisions, but I think there is something for you in this life. Ultimately it's up to you. We all gotta go one day, if you wanna go early by your own hand that's cool man.
its sugar momma you miserable piece of shit
Uh, well it was pretty good except I fucked up dessert kinda bad.
It's a pretty good pc, way better than the one I replaced.
She's not really a vegetable, just in a medically induced coma, she wakes up later.
>tfw Shinji needs to be with Asuka or he will die alone
Shinji jerking off on Asuka is creepy but understandable. He loves Asuka and needs her at that very trying moment, and his love gets channeled into a sexual urge. Misato knew she was going to die so was giving Shinji the best goodbye she could give.
Fuck sake I need to see this fucking film. NGE ending literally had no pay off and was shit in general. Though at least it made me feel a little better about myself. God damnit why I gotta become a wage cuck to get a computer?
you probably need to find a woman who was too focus in school and her career to be in a relationship. you can try to use your youth and charm to convince her to be your sugar mama.
NGE is fucking great, lad. If you don't feel great sympathy with Shinji, you're most likely just a failed normie.
sugar MOMMIES? that sounds like a fucking candy bar lol jesus it sounds better as sugar MOMMA but im on a mostly white image board so i cant complain
but anyway i have a friend with a gf from australia that basically buys him everything, even pays his rent.
also alot of black guys have their side bitches buy them everything, let them drive their car and basically have their house to sleep and smoke weed in
Nah mate, I was just talking about the ending being complete shit. The whole show up until that cluster fuck was a great ride. And of course I sympathise with shinji, he's in a situation where only he can save everyone but is too emotional damaged, too young, and stressed to carry it out properly.
If you don't like the ending, they made it that way because their budget was falling apart. If you want to see what was originally planned, watch End of Evangelion. I like both endings plenty well, though.