>make a post about discussing practical, realistic solutions to our problems instead of wallowing in dat addictive self-pity
>literally zero responses
>make a post about a Polynesian girl who used to walk with me to school in 9th grade
>literally 90 responses of similar bullshit anecdotes and ">tfw no Hawaiian gf"
This is why this board sucks.
The wagecuck threads are worse. Holy shit, I wish I had never started that trend. You guys can't let go of a joke. If you had to beat a dead horse, this wasn't the one. The tendies greentexts would have been a better choice, frankly.
Where the fuck is the right board for this, OP?
Any god-tier advice I give, be it on diet, girls, overcoming depression, it rarely gets good replies. Shitty friends on the other hand do well, like you say.
I'm only on this board because there's no fucking alternative. There used to be /imp/ on 8-chan for a little while til that disappeared.
Yeah. If someone from this board shot me I can't say I wouldn't deserve it. I wish they would ban those threads. Let s4s have them. That board is already somehow more degenerate than this one.
Be a modified version of yourself you fucking idiot. A version of yourself that isn't completely hate-able. For example, instead of saying "GOD I FUCKING HATE SLUTS WOMEN ARE TRASH", just say "Bros before hoes famiolia :^)"
I've got a lot of helpful advice from this site, though. Just keep in mind, threads may not be successful, but a lot of people read your advice and it stayed in the subconscious. You might not notice every time you help someone, but as long as you made someone's life better you did well.
>thinking your shitty advice means anything to anyone
Get over yourself Dr. Phil
>the normalfags try to take this board back
>But the autistic virgins won
There tends to be very little actual good advice here. It's all
> just be yourself
> go to a bar and get drunk
> just talk to women, it works for me
I'm grandma fuckyouall, and your advice is shit.
> just be yourself
Literally no one says that on /r9k/. It's just angry robots who take every piece of advice that would involve them doing even the littlest thing to improve themselves and frame it as "just be urself".
I have never seen anyone say "b urself :)" because it doesnt work, especially for robots
All you cucks simply dismiss anything that is attempting to be polite as that
If I go outside and talk to people how I normally would, I would never have any friends. The reason you dont have any friends is because you dont try, and you are a shitty person.
You have to put in effort and time, despite most likely hating it
I actually figured out that I prefer being a robot. However, if you never try, you will keep feeling miserable about 'wah no gf' when you instead feel nothing about it
Do something or stop complaining.
>Where the fuck is the right board for advice?
>literally a board called "advice"
So because I put in the effort to improve myself socially and introspectively as a robot I'm now a normie?
>h-he's not like me anymore! WE CAN'T RELATE EVEN THOUGH HE WENT THROUGH WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH
>I KNOW, I'LL BE BITTER TOWARDS HIM AS A SELF-DEFENCE MECHANISM TO KEEP MY PRIDE