How do you feel about cats I'd rather cat than gf

A cat is like a gf that you can't fuck or talk to

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But a cat is also like a gf that you can cuddle and stroke.

Cats are nasty ugly creatures

Dogs are bros

My cat is the only one who hasn't betrayed me and probably never will, so long as I keep buying expensive treats.

>>25845378
You'll get cucked by ur cat when someone rolls along with better treats.

Cats are scum.

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>>25845343
Literally emotional crutch: the animal.

You're pathetic.

>>25845451
>catfags actually think like this

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>>25845485
It's true though, that's why normies like yourself dislike cats, they won't stroke your ego and make you feel important like a subserviant dog does.

I'm more of a dog person.

But cats are cool too.

>mfw everyone else has to be an extremist edgemaster in these threads

>>25845014
Cats are great, majestic, intelligent, graceful beings

if i had the money and place of my own i'll def adopt one

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>>25845343
>ugly

U wot

They are alright I guess. Pretty cute but aren't worth the maintenance.

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>>25845678
is it that time?

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>>25845736
a storms brewing

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>>25845736

I shall begin

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>>25845769
have we ignited the flame?

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good kots

>>25845678
>no blini in pic
scam

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>>25845811
meow MEOW

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I want to be a kot

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>>25845845
>he's a blini guy

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>>25845963
for kots

>>25845014
Cats are the supreme species of this planet

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Nom Nom

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Oops I lost my calender

We must all submit to big black cats.

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Need haemoglobinz

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Love cats. I even have a resident Lynx with cubs. I lay raw meat out about a mile away to feed them indirectly and the mother trusts me enough to come within a few feet.

pic unrelated

>>25845014
Enjoy your brain parasites, disgusting savage.

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Do you even manul /r9k/?

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>>25845343
>ugly
>implying this cat isn't prettier than the vast majority of humans

>>25845560
Lovecraft had a black cat named Nigger Man. Lovecraft also saw a black man in his town once and was upset about it for weeks.

>>25845014
Cats aren't pets.

You buy a cat and chuck it in the barn. It sorts out the rats and then lives in the barn, killing more rats.

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>>25846131
Sounds pretty based t b h

>>25846131
I never understood why someone could hate cats until I understood normies. Cats are generally independent yet are still social. Not in such a way that they constantly seek validation and try to 'fit in' the way dogs do but they still desire companionship. Cats can be bros too

>>25846162
So what? Cats have always been useful allies throughout history but also as independent, loyal companions to the right person

>>25845014
Furry automatons driven only by the need for sleep, food and sex. Little more than machines really.

>>25846259
>independent, loyal companions to the right person
Cats are none of those things. Cats can be none of those things. Don't delude yourself.

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My kitteh

>>25846351
This is the usual response from someone who is either a shitskin or didn't grow up with a cat as a companion. Which one is it?

>>25846405
would pet/10

death to original comments

i love cats
dogs are annoying all they do is bark at nothing and shit everywhere

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>>25846524
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>>25846577
*BANG*

You're welcome

>>25845014
I want a wolf hybrid or Savannah cats.

>>25846078
>brain parasites

why

>>25845014
>Sharing sardines with your cat

The best feel

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Took this photo before work this morning, I love them so much.

>>25847499
to become one with your pet

>>25846078
>Not wanting T. Gondii to invade your brain space
>Not wanting permanently increased dopamine levels
>Not wanting to be naturally more attractive
>Not wanting to inherit the cool, aloof and charming characteristics of a cat

What are you gay

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Sorry m8. I'd rather rabbit than cat. You got to admit that they are pretty fucking adorable.

who was that 13 year old who made videos abusing his cat back in the days on 4chan? cant remember his name

The goat of animals

>>25849205
The one on the left looks like Hitler in the middle of a sneeze

>>25849600
Everyone says she looks like Hitler.

>>25845014
If you've come to the realisation that being a KV is better than what you would have to put up with in a female then cats are the way to go.
They'll probably still be an infinite amount more loyal than any woman, and care about you more too.

>>25849430
Kenny glen and dusty the cat

>>25845604
Yeah for me it is the other way now, but i was like the people here some time ago.

My perspective changed when after generations of cats my family decided to help loads of dogs in need (stray dogs and the like). We get them healthy again and give them to someone who can take care of them (there's an organization that organizes it all).

At first i hated every damn animal my family adopted, but after a while I realized dogs were actually alright

Probably won't get a dog myself but they're cool I suppose, I just like cats better