The disillusionment is finished. I'm a complete defect.

No you're not. You're just a nigger.

Aren't you that gay black guy with the stuff on his face?

>>25843591
Wait why do you think I'm gay.

>>25843616
You made a webm, I could tell from the way you carried yourself. You were like inadvertently voguing. Sorry, famalam.

>>25843668
OK I won't doubt that I can possess some effeminate attributes but I'm not gay. I like girls.

>>25843707
Whatever let's you sleep at night, famalam.

>>25844005
I'm not gay you faggot.

I'll sleep happily to self-induced dreams of my qt gf.

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>>25844062
Not really sure why you're being mean to me, right now.

I know what I saw, no straight man moves like that.

Also, no way you can get a qt gf with that stuff on your face.

>>25844152
No gay man would have as many recorded female camshows as me.

>>25844182
I have no doubt you're doing it to fire off as many mirror neurons as possible.

>>25844295
I do it because they give me a comfortable erection.

>>25844376
You're supposed to get a raging boner, not a comfortable erection, whatever that is.

>>25844455
The boner is raging. Comfort is induced by the female presence on my computer screen.

>>25844489
Yeah, comfort in familiarity.

>>25844584
Why do you want me to be gay so badly?

>no timestamp
move along.

>>25844616
Because no one should have to tell lies on the internet. I want you to be free here, my man. I want everyone to be free here.

hey it's mos def!

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>>25844675
I'm not a girl.

I'm not handsome.

I'm not an e-celeb.

Why would you even need a timestamp.

>>25844699
How bored are you pham?

>>25844824
>How bored are you pham?

Very, it's my first day of No Fap, so I have a lot of time on my hands.

>>25844876
>starting no fap in the middle of the month
Just felt like doing it I guess? Sounds arbitrary.

>>25844932
Yeah, I actually decided last night. No point in pushing it off, any longer. I always procrastinated and told myself I'll do it next week or next month, no more.

Not exactly like time is on my side, either.

>>25845082
Sounds like you're better off for it, then.

I'm on no fap day #4. Started on Friday when I moved into my dorm.

shouldnt you be drinkign 40's and thankging MLK for inventing black people

>>25845135
I just hope I can keep it together and don't end up raping a jewish woman or something.

What do you do to control the urges?

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>>25844699
>accuses others of being gay
>posted an anime image

>>25845288
>what do you do to control the urges
I don't. Back home I'd fap 3-4 times a day.

I have no idea how I'll make it 3 months without fapping here.

>>25845288
>>25845351
I mean there's obvious stuff like try to keep yourself occupied but that's all I have.

>>25845402
Occupied with what, though? I don't want to go outisde. It's 29 degrees here. All I know is fap. All I can think about are the new uploads on Empornium.

>>25845520
I listen to music.

You just have to identify something you enjoy and milk it until it becomes dull, at which point you're fucked.

>all I can think about are the new uploads on empornium
iktf.

>>25845593
Yeah, music is a good idea. I'm tempted to check out /r nofap, but you know, reddit...

>>25845729
I want to believe that not all of reddit is shit.

I say you should check it out. At very least it occupies you for a few extra minutes.

>>25843572

You seem pretty cool OP, don't get down on yourself because of society's retarded expectations of you. Seems like you probably don't fit in with jolly african-americans, it's tough but it'll be good for you in the end m8.

>>25845520
>All I know is fap. All I can think about are the new uploads on Empornium.
Come on, surely you must have some hobbies anon.

Download steam and play some free games or something. Or maybe download some shows and binge-watch them. Normies do that on weekends just to "catch up" with what's been happening on shit like Game of Thrones.
Or if you want to be less of a pleb you can read. I don't know what genres you would be interested in but there's something for everyone.

>>25845826
>it'll be good for you in the end
If I don't ultimately kill myself, I assume you mean.

>>25845839
Oh, yeah, you just reminded me that I was supposed to get caught up with The Expanse. Anyone else watch it? The first episode was not bad at all.

https://youtu.be/X4EiW1bHwsQ

And I do want to read more books this year. Still haven't finished Lucifer's Hammer, time to restart it for the 3rd time.

>>25845891
Do what I did, learn guitar.

>new anon here

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What's on your face?

There is nothing wrong with you (well, racist people will consider your skin pigmentation as something wrong). So stop whining.

>>25847684
>There is nothing wrong with you
>saying this to a person you don't even know

>>25844824
What exactly is on your face that troubles you my friend?

>>25847979
I don't know. It might be acne scars. It's not my face that troubles me though.

>>25848040
It's okay you're on /r9k/ now, you can tell me what bugs you. Talking helps.

>>25848062
I don't like talking about it. My problems are scarcely different than others on this board. Typical no tfw no f, tfw no gf, I'm a social retard, etc. stuff. I shouldn't have made this thread.

>>25848116
There's nothing wrong with being touch with your feelings and what bugs you. Bottling that stuff up is unhealthy. This is a great place to vent, feel free to do a little venting.

>>25843572
>>25843572


nice shirts tho

OP

bet you're actually a cool dude

:)