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OP image guy please finish current image off please!
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WHITE SCUM GTFO!
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really wish someone would fix poundcutter
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>>25842095
Post pics of said girls so we can get a better understanding of the situation
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>>25842210
OP image guy is working on it
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>>25842210
Just replace it completely with the Jobcentre
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What a ridiculous dog
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Who Northern Ireland here?

Brits get out, reeeeeeeee.
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>>25842252
what a ridiculous umarun
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>>25842192
SHITSKIN PAKIS OUT NOWW!
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>nan dies
>has expensive flat in beautiful area
>left to me and sister in will
>mum is owed 70k on mortgage
>can move in if I want but pay mum the mortgage
>could rent it out for about 850 a month, maybe 900 if I'm cheeky, use 400 of that to pay mortgage, but I live nowhere near flat so couldn't attend to problems and mum works full time in London
>or I could sell it and after solicitors costs/paying off mortgage have 55k left (post tax + split with sister)

not sure what to do lads, the money would be nice to invest, but I know nothing of investments (I'm only 20, still at uni) it would also be nice to pay the mortgage off for my mum, she's been through a lot
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>>25842095
You've got too much in common with the 6; there's nothing to keep the relationship from going stale. She also sees you as a rival in this respect, as a typical pleb that doesn't truly understand her passions.
The 8 is just friendly (read: slutty), don't mistake her friendliness for actual interest in you.

There is nothing you can do, even if you managed to crack the 6 you'd end up bored within a year.

If you've deleted your post just to repost it in the new thread then you've a tremendous faggot and I hope you never find anyone.
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Poleaboo give me an update la'
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>>25842354
>Beautiful area
It's London init?
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>>25842354
Rent it out and with some of the income of the rent, put a little towards the mortgage each month. When the mortgage is paid, you'll still have steady income from the flat.
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What do Negro Brits think of Muslims?
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>>25842354
I think you should do the right thing and sell it and give money to your mum
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>>25842354
I'd say live in it, 400 a month in "rent" to your mum is very cheap. Even with other bills you'd still be quids in.
You could even offset the rent entirely with a flat mate.
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>>25842414
no, place called Thorpe Bay in Essex

>>25842416
>>25842416
but at 850 a month that would take 6 years
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>>25842354
If you own property in/near London, do not sell that shit.

Also why was it left to you and your sister but your mum is paying the mortgage?
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>>25842368
>Project ended in success for the first time in a month
>Passed driving theory test
>Little sisters are being nice to me because I passed the test
>Dumb slag avoided entering the lift with me at the test centre
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>>25842450
>but at 850 a month that would take 6 years

So? Don't rush into this shit and cuck your shit up.

My family home took longer than that to pay off but now, it's ours and that's all that matters.

You'll have security in that you have a home to always fall back on, to rent for a bit of extra cash and that the mortgage is getting smaller each day.
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>>25842462
Things are looking up for you desu.
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>>25842503
Literally one of the best days I remember having in years

Ranking up well on Hearthstone too
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Fresh thread, fresh waifus.

Post 'em.
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>>25842452
it's a very very long story, but it was agreed upon by my mum and nan (her mum in law)
it's not near to London as such, it's in Essex, but it's right outside Fenchurch street station
>>25842446
you reckon? I don't have a job and shit, I'm in my final year of uni

>>25842494
I suppose mate, but like I said, I just can't be there to check on things
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>>25842530
Go HAM on the Hearthstone, you deserve it friend.
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>>25842354
>tfw have a massive family so never going to get anything good when people die

just fuck my shit up
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>>25842462
>Project ended in success
Going to need some fresh details here lad.
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>>25842554
So hire a fucking estate agent for the first year or two while you sort your shit out. you wont make any money, but you'd still cover the mortgage
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>>25842543
here senpai

>tfw your waifu doesn't have much fanart
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>>25842554
Keep it you retard, rent it to a subletter. Don't sell it off for cheap now.
If your mum tries to be a cunt about it take her to court.
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>>25842604
Nope, though I might dish tomorrow but as anon
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>>25842607
alri lad wind your neck in, this just a lot of shit to take in at the moment

>>25842624
well I wouldn't be selling it for cheap lad, the market's very good at the moment
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Just ordered the D&D 5th edition starter set on amazon, want to learn how to play with a couple friends and have a game night.

>tfw you finally accept you will never be popular or cool, so you just enjoy yourself with the friends you have without worrying about the thoughts of others

feels good
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>>25842612
Surely there should be loads, for LH was quite popular.
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>>25842612

It's a sign that your waifu is for only the most patrician tastes senpai
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>>25842654
thought LH*
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>>25842652
You wish, you'll still feel awkward around the nerds who are all more comfortable with their hobby than you, whilst simultaneously feeling somehow superior to them.

Te ride never ends, only the scenery changes.
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>>25842594
Pakis / Catholics out
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>>25842652
You could have played 3.5 or pathfinder for free but, Goodluck with your wizardly adventures all the same. Do you plan to be the dungeon master?

The idea of r9k inspired campaigns seems amazing to me.
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>>25842716
>Proddy liberals
Castrate yourself.
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>>25842652
>Poleaboo now remembers how his roommate would have all night D&D parties while excluding him

You'll still be a normie to someone
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WHY IS EVERY FUCKING SECOND CALL SOME PAKI TALKING ABOUT VIRUSES OR SOME MONG TRYING TO SELL ME SOMTHING?
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>>25842691
I'm already 100% comfortable with my uncommon interests.

I'm currenty sat next to a Gandalf hat and a Pikachu beanie. On my desk now is a pair of Vault Boy figures (bobble head and blind box Nerd Rage figure), I have my Pip Boy on my other desk and behind me is my Balloonicorn, Archimedes and Spycrab plushes.

I'm not a part of the ride, i'm driving it.
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Poleaboo is now having a burger meal his sister got him from Chunky Chicken

This day just keeps getting better and better
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>>25842794
Put your number in the TPS database. you wont get them anymore
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>>25842722
It's just me, my best friend and another friend on board with it right now, and I think I might get friend 2 to DM because he will relish the chance to be a dick whenever he can, so it will be interesting.

I want to be a sorcerer and turn into a Lich whenever I can, because reasons.
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>>25842817

Amir
1 stars out of 6
Food took 1hr 30 mins. Double the expected time. They need someone new on the phone, felt as if I was speaking to a high school student who has no basic listening or speaking skills. Takeaway sent out the food after 1hr 15 minutes. Driver took 15 minutes arriving. Not ordering again lol.
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>>25842794
my mum works from home and once got a call from one. She told him that she won't tolerate any more calls and said she will call the police if she got another, then hung up.

The absolute madman then phoned back immediately and said HE would call the police if she insisted on being so rude to him.
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>>25842806
>LOTR
>Pokemon
>Fallout (
Those are very, very mainstream and normie friendly. I have no idea how you could possibly think people see these as uncommon, if anything they would be good icebreakers to a young adult.
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WE GOOD TONIGHT BOYS

>going one night without drugs

Good lord, what a terrifying thought.
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>>25842543
Tried out my new daki for a bit last night, it was extremely depressing but also very relaxing and comfy.
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>>25842904
>call the police

Such an empty threat, what the fuck are the police going to do?
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>>25842945
>he pays for loot crate
typical intelligence of a stoner
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>>25842919
maybe those were bad examples, but a normie will say "yeah I watched LOTR once, the wizard guy was awesome", but you won't see a normie buying their own Gnadalf hat.
I enjoy some of the more "common" interests but I go the extra mile from the normies, so even if I said "hey guys I liked LOTR too, check out my hat" they would just call me a sperglord or mistake the hat for a standard wizard hat or even the Sorting hat. That's why I don't go out wearing the hat anymore.
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>tfw eating hurts
>tfw it makes me cry

It's just too hard for me desu~
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YOU'RE JUST MY TYPE
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>>25842985
eat my dick anon, that'll give you something to be happy about~
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>>25842974
The amount of money it costs isn't even on my radar. It's nothing and it's a nice little something every month.

Not even on my radar,
So won't you please jump off my dick
Lay off and stay off
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>>25842983
You are a typical reddit poster.
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>>25842806
Why Pikachu? I don't think I've ever known anyone who's favourite was him/her.
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>>25842691
>you'll still feel awkward around the nerds who are all more comfortable with their hobby than you, whilst simultaneously feeling somehow superior to them.

Holy fuck this feel never heard it summed up more perfectly thank you anon
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>>25842652
>tfw you finally accept you will never be popular or cool, so you just enjoy yourself with the friends you have without worrying about the thoughts of others

Welcome to growing up. You are now a normie, friend :^)
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>>25843058
>getting this mad he wasted all that money
lol
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>>25842983
>the wizard guy was awesome"
fuck off, it's as normie as any movie can be

Everyone knows who fucking Gandalf is

you sound like "nerrrrrrd"
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>>25843090
>people still samefag
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>>25843104
>that retard that is jealous that people make more money than him
>has no other refute except claiming they're mad that they wasted they're money

Probably the same person from yesterday when that guy posted his computer and you were claiming he was mode that he wasted his money when he clearly wasn't. I think you're just jealous of other people.

I won't be replying to you anymore because I won't stoop to your level.
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>>25842983
>That's why I don't go out wearing the hat anymore.

You went out... wearing a wizard hat?

That's beyond fedorable.
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>>25843075
Got it as a gift, If I had a choice I would have picked Infernape.
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>>25843149
>wasted his money
>gets upset when this is pointed out
>won't reply anymore because it's too hard to see through the tears
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>>25843133
u w0t m8?

Why would anyone even want to samefag that post?
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>>25843149
Are you ok angryanon? You seem triggered.
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>>25843166
I was on holiday in america so wasn't like anyone would know me, plus I needed something to keep the sun out of my eyes so I said "fuck it".

One guy yelled "GRYFFINDOOR" at me from his car.
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>>25843274
>I said "fuck it"
lel no you thought you'd look cool
I know how you autists think I do a lot of community work
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>>25843255
I'm not angryanon and I'm fine but this guy ALWAYS gets jealous whenever anybody posts anything to do with having having money and ALWAYS claims they're mad and regret spending money on whatever item is in question.

I've seen him do it a lot.
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why the hate on kebabs

they are awesome
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>>25843328
>I know how you autists think I do a lot of community work
lel no, you are an autist too
Don't try to take a high ground on /r9k/, we're all austistic here.
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>>25843346
Loot crate is a scam though so I see where he's coming from.
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>>25843346
>I've seen him do it
>on an anonymous imageboard
>implying I'm even your boogeyman from yesterday
>implying you're not mad as fuck that you fell for a meme
>implying you're not upset because every time you try to brag about something on 4chan somebody calls you out
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>>25843400
Yeah all those monthly things are like burch box or whatever.
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>>25843380
I like kebabs, I just don't like Islam.

That's why I'm conflicted about getting the pakis out.
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>I'll never be the lead In a west end musical
What's the point lads?
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>>25843380
There's a lad on here who's convinced that kebab takeaways are giving their profits to the Rotherham peadophile group and every portion you order is helping rape another one.
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>>25843454
Kebabs are from Turkey, not all Turks are pakis.
The best kebab I ever had came from this Turkish kebab shop where they served up bacon in the kebab.
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>just got taxed 600 bongs on my payslip

HOW IS THIS RIGHT?!!?
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>>25843380

Poor man's souvlaki, no delicious pork in them.
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>>25843489
Best kebab I had was actually in Berlin. I could have eaten nothing but kebabs while I was there.
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>>25843489
>where they served up bacon in the kebab.
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>>25843519
you make 3.8k a month (46k a year)
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>it's a Simpsons future episode
>Lisa is always a killer hottie

Life isn't fair
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Important britfeel poll lads. Vote for your favourite(s)

http://strawpoll.me/6575514
http://strawpoll.me/6575514
http://strawpoll.me/6575514
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>>25843574
I did some OT this month.
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>Manlet joke made on 'The Chaser'
Sending a letter to demand trigger warnings on their shows this instant.
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>>25843628
OP image guy easily. He added pakiboo in a kebab shop so that makes him great
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM_j3Ngs9Po

>this is pink ranger from power rangers mega force
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>tfw you will never attain immortality through the works you created during your life on this planet
>you will never be a polymath

why, why, why, why?
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>>25843628
>No Pringle anon
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>>25842543
>tfw you're just waiting to die to see waifu-chan
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>>25843780
Because you come to this board instead of actually learning anything useful.

Speaking of which I really should be doing something productive right now.
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>>25843628
Image guy (2015) was the only one that made a positive contribution. Everyone else was just out for attention and needed to die.

It's a shame he went full normie.
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>>25842858
>because reasons

Fuck off back to Reddit
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>>25843845
>It's a shame he went full normie

I resent that comment, im still robot as ever.

>>25843628
im agoraphobia guy too. I think.

-2015 op image guy
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>>25843628
I only recognize pakiboo, tilde and op image guy and I've been here for months
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>>25843628
We should all aspire to be like machinist anon.
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>>25843519

Nuclear weapons, train subsidies and healthcare. And lazy NEETs.
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>>25842945
>lootcrate autist

Not surprised you smoke weed either
Classic mollusc behaviour
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>>25842985
Eat poison instead you cretin
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>>25843980
edggy
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>>25842494
Das it mane
This is the answer
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>>25843819
Even though I know I will never ever meet or hold or talk with my waifu I think that deep down I am still deluded, sometimes I'll realise that even in death I'll never be with her and that terrifies me.
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>Want to get drunk tonight
>have to get up early tomorrow to let men in to install new clothes washer

This is gunna be two days in a row sober... Wish I could smoke weed desu would be way less expensive and way healthier than getting piss drunk every other night. That's the only bad thing about living with mummy and daddy is they don't allow drugs.
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>>25844060
>clothes washer
You mean a washing machine?

What the fuck is a clothes washer?
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>>25844078
he means a mangle
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>>25844060
Why can't you smoke weed?
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>>25842985
Why is everyone so mean to you? I hope you manage to eat something soon TildeAnon~

here's something that made me laugh, hopefully it will cheer you up too
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>>25844132
Maybe he isn't a degenerate faggot?
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>>25844260
Stop being so fucking autistic
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>>25844260
>said the man who is an alcohol
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>>25844297
>muh weed
Stop being such a dependent baby. Some of us are actually able to enjoy things without using a crutch. You're pathetic.
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>>25844364
Alcoholics are slightly less pathetic than potheads.
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>>25844033
Christ you're one depressing sod. Try and be positive for your waifu.
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>>25844160
because he contributes nothing of value to the thread, avatarfags, tripfags and has his shitty little tilde gimmick because he's autistic and thinks he's in an anime or some shit

basically he's trying to force himself into being a /britfeel/ celebrity when he's done nothing to deserve it
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>>25844416
>everyone who smokes weed is a pothead
>everyone who drinks is an alcoholic
>everyone who posts on 4chan is addicted
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>>25844444

Quints have ordered it Azusanon.

Stay positive!
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THE AUTISTS DON'T WANT US TO SMOKE WEED, SO THAT'S WHAT WE GONNA DO!
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>>25844486
>Weed guy is also the autist who wears a wizard hat in public
Of course.
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>>25844459
Pothead = smokes weed. Same thing.
Majority of people that drink are alcohol and don't realise, a good test is to tell them to stop drinking for a week and see how they react. If they don't do it they're an alcoholic (as they have an impulsion to drink).

Stoners are the worst though. They think it makes them insightful and not smell like shit.
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>>25844078
Yea a washing machine, clothes washer, same difference.

>>25844132
Because I live with my parents and they think weed is worse than heroin. They are pissheads themselves so think it is fine I spend half my life piss drunk, but if they were to find out I had been smoking weed they'd probably try to check me into rehab or some shit.

They are in their 60s and are proper Reefer Madness types.
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>>25844444
>>25844483
I'll try. Thank you Anons
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>>25844260
He's just a pussy bitch, light one up in your garden and see if your parents give a fuck. I bet they wont
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>>25844486
>it's the same autist from yesterday with the painted graphics card

Why am I not surprised?
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>>25844509
You are so, so delusional and disconnected from the real world. Holy shit.

When was the last time you left the house for a substantial amount of time?
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>>25844544
>so... so
>far out maaan

Remind me why those cannabis as a painkiller trials in France resulted in 1 dead and many more brain damaged?
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>>25844544
weed is the king of normie drugs
fuck off
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>>25844444
Will do, thanks quint
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>>25844507
>>25844509
>>25844537
>>25844601
>>25844628
ANOTHER ONE!

THEY DON'T WANT US TO WIN, SO THAT'S WHAT WE GONNA DO!
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>>25844701
STOP BEING AN EDGELORD AND FUCK OFF TO THE WEED THREADS ON /B/
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>>25844507
>>25844537
He posts normie shit here all the time to brag and gets super upset if you tell him to stop.
He's a typical reddit style 'nerd' that bandwagons anything mainstream and thinks taking drugs makes him cool.

Please don't encourage him, none of us want him posting here.
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>>25844701
>wastes money on weed, shit computers, loot crate and other garbage
>actually thinks any of this is impressive
>>>/reddit/
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>>25843980
>>25844448
Fuck off cunts.

He adds niceness and a general air of comfyness in the threads.
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MUM WENT TO LIDL AND BOUGHT A GIANT VAT OF RED MOUNTAIN COFFEE INSTEAD OF NESCAFE GOLD BLEND AND IT TASTES LIKE BEELZEBUB'S FUCKING TAINT!!! FUCKING LIDL!!!! RRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>25844859
Fuck off Tilde. You're a piece of shit and literally nobody wants you here.
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>>25843459
Pretty fucking gay lad

Fancy a bum?
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>>25844767
why don't you post in vocaroos
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>>25844859
>comfy
>talking about how he pukes his guts up
wish he'd just die tbqhwyl
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>>25844859
>having to watch him and his arsemunching white knights erp every day
>comfyness
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>>25844868
refuse her tit milk for a few weeks, her titties will get swolen and painful
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy_9KFUdJx0
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>>25844875
>>25844931
>>25844947
>>25844859
and there's your reason
now fuck off, fuck Tilde and fuck you
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>>25844868
All instant coffee tastes like Allah's taint lad
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>>25844999
douwe egberts and Nescafe azera are alrigh
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F.u.l.l. S.t.o.p./.P.e.r.i.o.d. s.a.y.s. h.e.l.l.o.
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>>25844078
His new mummy arrives tomorrow.
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THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO ENJOY LIFE!
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>>25845049
That's your warning
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>>25844999
Kenco smooth is quite nice

Tried some carte noir once, and it tasted like rusty water
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>>25844868
>Not Aero-pressing.
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>>25845068
F.u.l.l. S.t.o.p./.P.e.r.i.o.d. b.e.g.i.n.s. t.o. i.g.n.o.r.e. a.n.o.n.'.s. w.a.r.n.i.n.g.
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>buy """"quality"""" instant coffee for myself (douwe egberts etc) expensive shit
>housemate often has some (asks first so I don't mind)
>ask him to buy some more
>yeah no worries mate
>gets Tesco value instant coffee
>tastes like hot water with a brown crayon dragged through it
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>>25844999
>Le Allah mention
Edgy.
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>>25845049
>saw recognized personalities earlier
>wasn't on it
>got angry/upset
>is so desperate for attention and to not feel left out
>this happens

Lol wow.
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>>25844868
Coffee's supposed to taste like shit mate. That's why people use it to wake them up.
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>>25845119
And into the filter you go, twatbucket
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>>25844868
>>25844999
I thought calling it a "taint" was an American thing. Why don't you call it a "gooch" or even a "gunch?"
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>>25845159
t. Achmed Al-Saleem
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>>25845179
it is a Yank thing, I suspect that second poster is a Yank

it's a gooch
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>>25845179
I never had the need to talk about that part of the human anatomy until I first met an American
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How to deal with tripfags.

Step 1: Do not engage with them, this feeds their attention whoring nature and makes them continue
Step 2: Do not talk about them at all, for the same reasons above
Step 3: Put them on your filter, pic related.
Step 4: Continue not giving them any attention until they wither and die like the weeds they are.

The power is in your hands anons, make the right decision, filter all trips.
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>>25845119
Soggiest tripfag

As if someone sat there and thought typing like this would make someone laugh or remember them
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Can the /brit/ lads just fuck off, half of you aren't even British
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>>25844875
>>25844931
>>25844947
>>25844987

No, the reason is because of you cunts like you telling him to fuck that it goes to shit. I don't help either by saying fuck off right back to you for bullying tilde.

If you don't like him fucking use the filter already instead.

Now, who wants to fight me because they think they can insult tilde?
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>>25842150
Dude that's you

>>25842242
And we thank him every day

>>25842414
Can true belittle but I'm a tree

WhoOoOo
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>>25845219
Doesn't go far enough lad.

# Filter any namefags
/^(?!(Anonymous|OP)$)/
# Filter any tripfags
/^!/
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>>25845156
Call him out lad, bang out that.
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>>25845250
I used to hate on tilde but I'd prefer him to all these other shit tripfags/wannabe gimmicks.

Just shitting up the threads
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>>25845250
I'd spark you out with one punch. now stfu little boy
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Hate my nan the fucking cow shit.
I took a croissant and put those cold mini sausages you buy in a big pack inside it. My nan said the French would weep if they could see this, I'd say they'd weep if they knew you voted for labour who let paki's get away with raping little girls and bombing places. She slapped me hard and I just froze, wasn't sure what the right reaction was.
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>>25845345
Old meme is old
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>>25845299
Same senpai

He really isn't that bad. Don't see why anyone can hate him, he's really grown on me
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>>25845301
Oh yeah? Outside tescos in 10 minutes. Be there and bring your boys.
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>>25845345
>Thank you very much nana... or should I say DOCTOR NEMESIS!?
Then you pull off her wig and shout in triumph
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>>25845119
Fuck off you shit cunt
>>
Good tidings faggots
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>landwhale dtf
>don't know whether I should go through with it

What should I do lads? Nobody I know could possibly find out.
>>
Kebab tonight I think.

Pakis out tho.
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Anyone else watching the Trump ban debate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMP-BrXhcR0

Scots BTFO
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>>25845457
How could you even get it up?
>>
Hello everybody I am anon
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>>25845457
Is she expecting anything more than a knobbing?
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>>25845461
Fuck of back to /pol/

No one here cares
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>>25845457
If you're a virgin, do it.

If not, pass. My ex was fat, shagging whales just isn't fun
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>>25845461
I hope Trump wins it will be a good laugh desu
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>>25845060
YOOOOOOOOOOOO

DANK TREE GEEZ
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>>25845461
>parliament

That's no the House of Commons. This debate is literally irrelevant.
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>>25845461
Oh noes, he has different views. BAN BAN BAN

Fuck the retards in this country
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Cockney's out tqbh
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>>25845461
hope he wins so much

the banter will be incredible
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>>25845461
No, I'm fucking tired of this embarrassing shit. Go to /pol/ and post memes.
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>>25845497
I've had sex one before about 2 years ago.

>>25845492
I thought it was just a good dicking but she keeps asking me questions and shit
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>>25845506
>apple

thanks for the input
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CONGRATS YOU HAVE WON 5 CLUB NINTENDO CODES
CONGRATS YOU HAVE WON 5 CLUB NINTENDO CODES
CONGRATS YOU HAVE WON 5 CLUB NINTENDO CODES
OPENZ IMAGEZ TOZ CLAIMZ PRIZEZ
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>our own parliament debating an issue raised by a petiton signed by the British people
>hurr fuck off to pol memelord
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>>25845517
Where you from fellow monkey?
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>>25845530
There's no 'winner', it's just a debate.
May gets the last say and has already said she's not banning him.
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>>25842150
No crosses on the calendar.
>haven't felt this low in ages
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>>25845506
bro,
put your dirty dishes away
fuck
>>
Poleaboo is bursting with anticipation

Still 6 more hours to go

>>25845515
Look forward to reading about you defending the various "hate preachers"
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>>25845595
Terry May is so based, hope she's the next PM
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>>25845494
>>25845545
Evidently you are wrong. Probably Pakis tbqh
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>>25845585
Because he's not going to be banned. Only /pol/ is watching this shit.
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>>25845612
Kill yourself you paki shitstain
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>>25845595
I'm talking about the Presidential campaign

but yeah it's plain as day that he won't be banned, it would be political suicide
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>>25845628
lmao literally untrue, we even discussed it in the previous thread

fuck off to tumblr if you get triggered so much
>>
anyone know what song in this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLLEcr4UeL0

it's shit but i cant get the intro out my head
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>>25845585
>Stupid political embarrassment taking place that will obviously never happen
>Get told to talk about it on the politics board
>But dude TRUMPLOL :DDD
>>
>>25845585
This is /britfeel/

>>25845655
>normies have flooded /britfeel/
Thanks for the update
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>>25845657
Look in the comments. Some other pleb usually asks.
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this bloke can't get a word in edgeways lmao
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>>25845684
>normies support trump

lmao
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>>25845657
shazam it lad
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>>25845735
Normies are 99.99% of the population. They support everyone.
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>>25845612
>Still 6 more hours to go
Until what?
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>>25845735
>Trump supporters
>not normies
Retards then if you need me to be more specific
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>>25845657
>go on video
>literally 5th comment down is the answer

fucking cretin
>>
>>25845657
Szurly Porter Robinson - Unison (Knife Party Remix)

learn to fucking read
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What are you up to lads?

Planning to build a massive underground tunnel to the end portal in my minecraft world, should take a couple of days with my Tunnel Bore
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>>25845764
Until I can get the sweetest hit of ecstasy I've had in near 2 years

I know it won't be enough but it'll be a start
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>>25842543

Back from wagecucking, just in time to post waifu
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>>25845841
Your stupid email thing actually worked? Thought it was a lost cause desu.
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>>25845838
I play with rotarycraft. I believe there's a good bore in that which would get it done in no time at all
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>>25845869
Not Poleaboo

But yes and it's not stupid, it takes a fair bit of smarts to get past the spam filter
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>>25842543
>You will never be her senpai
It hurts
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>>25845900
>smarts
GTFO AMERICUNT
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>>25845871
It's not the actual boring that will take the time in my case, I use railcraft so the tracks are much more expensive and difficult to make and I'm also going to make it pretty, with proper walls all the way there and doors at the offshoots so I don't get mobs wandering into my base
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>>25845928
I didn't know what the right word to use was

"Skill" or "intelligence" wasn't appropriate
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>>25845961
Ah yea. The creo oil takes ages.
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>>25842436
Varies,
Windrush yardies can be based af, i actually think some cultures are welcome in Britian (in moderation).

On the other end you have somalis, Penge has become mogadishu, they are honorary pakis though so should not be given the privilege of being refereed to as Negros - they love the idea that they are like African Americans.

Apart from that, black people do either tend to be more liberal, or more apathetic to politics in general.
>>
>>25845838
>>25845871

what mods/modpacks would you guys reccommend? I played tekkit classic a while back and enjoyed that a fair amount.
>>
>the ausfags are trying to emulate us

>>25844838

Poor effort desu
>>
>>25846267
I dunno, I just played one which had like 150 on it.

Direwolf probably has a good pack. Tech/Industrial stuff is my favourite part of MC though, and he doesn't use Rotary/Reactorcraft on any vid I've seen, so might need to add it yourself if you're into being even more autistic with that stuff
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>>25846089
Afro-asiatic people are pakis no question.
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>>25842354
>tfw nan lives in a shitty council estate and will probs leave her estate to the church anyway
fuck off nan
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>>25846267
Never played a modpack, I just use the mods I found and liked since I started playing
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>>25846365
>fuck off nan
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>>25846322
>>25846414


cheers lads, time to kill a few hours/days/years
>>
>an evening full of possibilities awaits

What Are You Going To Do Lads

I might shitpost and have a wank desu, maybe even at the same time
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>>25846579
Poleaboo is considering having a wank to calm his nerves but he wants to go down to watch Eastenders with his family in 10 minutes too
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>>25845159
Allah can suck my dick la'
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>>25846302
>tfw they died before I could post

Strewth cunts, Oi've tweeked the piccy a bitty
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>>25846712
Quality post, upboated
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post addys
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>>25846579
Im feeling poorly while panicking to finish my apprenticeship
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>>25846731
Complain here >>25846547

but I think a mod/janny is browsing /britfeel/ as it was deleted not long after the link was posted in here
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>>25846739
>hi
>hi
>wuu2
>nm u?
>nm, homework
>oh kl
>... is now away
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>>25846674

You still have time.

bl0c
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>>25846579
Knackered, might just go to bed.
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>>25846674
Have a wank to Jorgie Porter, top soap material.
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>>25846793
Only do femdom
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>>25846761
He says we have enough generals. I'm glad /britfeel/ is considered worthy
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>>25846793
>Jorgie Porter
Why is she so perfect lad?
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>>25846842
>Not cuck master-race
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>>25846739
KAREN
A
R
E
N
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>>25846976
Looks like the poster girl for tarted up slappers. If you had to picture one, you'd picture her.
>>
GBP10,000,000 but you lose the last 10 years of your life.

Would you?
>>
Having an argument with my flatmate

The Chase or Tipping point?
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>>25847037
The chase. Obviously
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45 days since i last went outside.
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>>25847037
Tipping point is wank.
>>
>>25847027
Nah. I'd do the exact same thing I'd be doing now, but in a nicer house

>>25847037
Tipping Point is absolute fucking garbage. Your flatmate is a fucking pleb

Obviously you're on the side of0 The Chase. No one here is retarded enough to choose Tipping Point

Sinha and that new bint are fucking useless though. Need to get rid
>>
>>25847027
i'd take 1 million to lose the last 40 years of my life tbqhwy famalamadingdong
>>
>>25847018
>Implying you don't fancy her
>Implying a tarted up slapper wouldn't make you cummy

Wot r u? Gay or sumin?
>>
>>25847037
The chase
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>>25847037
>>25847051
>>25847062
>>25847065
>>25847104
I-I like tipping point ;_;
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>>25847037

Do you really need to ask?
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>>25845506

>special brew
>apple

wat
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>>25846976
Poleaboo used to like her but she came across as bit of a bitch on I'm a celeb (back biting about Chris Eubank with Brian Friedman)

Wank completed, getting changed now
>>
normie housemate is meeting his dealer again

another 30 quid down the toilet

no wonder he's maxed his second overdraft

normies and their vices eh
>>
>>25847167
They wonder why they're always skint
>>
>>25847058
that's mental

I get bored of seeing the same stuff every day and I live in a sort of nice area so I like going for a walk and clearing my head every now and again
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>>25847190
yep, couldn't be spending it in a more pathetic way, just on some fleeting pleasure
>>
>>25847194
/int/'s brit threads may be more suited for you
>>
Proper spergs on Uni Challenge today
>>
>>25847194
I live in the countryside but just have no desire to go outside, particularly as its cold. I'm in a fairly comfortable state of inertia right now so i'm just going to see if it passes.
>>
I really hate new OP image. It doesn't represent londonbots at all. We dont have streets that look that clean at all.

The old OP represented all parts of britain.
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>>25847027
The last 10 years of your life have got to be the worst, spent pissing in a bag or whatever

Or is that an upgrade for bottlads?
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just ordered a takeaway despite cutting
>>
>>25845838
>>25845871
hahaha fucking normie cunts, minecraft is literally the big bang theory of videogames
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>>25846739
...The memories come flooding back
I had so many addys mate.
Managed to fuck atleast 3 birds because of msn and I was like 15 years old.

I remember when I was 14, I got some 17 year old to go out with me, met up with her, kissed her and all that... Then she found out I was 14 and never spoke to me again lol

Ended up going out with her younger sister 3 years later, whenever I went around to her house... the awkwardness was sharp and constant, lads.
>>
Lads it's officially legal to cave chav's heads in

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/High-Court-rules-right-beat-burglars-trying-enter/story-28539490-detail/story.html

>In a landmark ruling yesterday, the High Court said it was not a breach of human rights to use 'disproportionate' levels of violence to protect themselves and their families from people trying to break into their home.
>>
>>25847223
>going outside alone is normie

lmao fuck off
>>
>>25847458
You're a mongoloid
>>
>>25847458
What does that even mean? And normies wouldn't do the autistic things I've done
>>
>>25847478
Gunna buy a crossbow lads
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>>25847478
My uncle once hit a burglar with an axe (the blunt end), bobbies said he should have taken him down
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Had an easy day at work, came home and did my usual 2 mile run in 18 minutes; not the fastest but feeling good right now.

Why are you not running anon?
>>
Fuck lads really could do with getting drunk but gotta wake up for the fucking clothes washer people tomorrow....
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>>25847478
>trying to break in
>trying

Once they're in you have to offer them tea and biscuits, if they're still outside your threats are hatespeech.
>>
>>25847604
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO!1! XD
>>
>>25847592

Honestly if I tried to run 100m at the moment I'd probably collapse.
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>>25847592
>Why are you not running anon?
I'm not a normie, lad
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>>25847592
>2 mile run in 18 minutes
nigga you slow
>>
>>25847037
Honestly, I can understand the tension putting those coins in on Tipping Point could be, but fucking 2 year olds could answer the questions on it. The personalities of the chasers really does it for me, Bradley Walsh is one of the most unfunny fucks in the world but he's good for the Chase.
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>put burritos in oven
>go outside to take the bins out
>slip on black ice
>mfw tears in my eyes and just pretend it never happened and my owie will go away
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>>25847592
>9 minute mile
that ain't running
that's walking
>>
>>25847468
>t.compulsive liar
>>
>>25847592

>2 minutes
>18 miles
>people have been running 4-minute miles for decades now

Try harder anon
>>
The revenge porn-revenge storyline on Coronation Street is really resonating with Poleaboo

>stalking her as she goes to work
>getting revenge for her pressing charges, getting you fired
>wanting her to know it was you
>>
>>25847727
Are you ok la? What about your burritos?
>>
>>25847788
Nice Double dubs you deranged bastard. Everyone thinks you're a sad bastard
>>
>>25847788
You don't HAVE to post everything i both threads
>>
>>25847769
but its all true faggot, not everyone on here are retarded, autistic virgins

fuck off, boy.
>>
>>25847819
he's a yank ffs
>>
>>25847819
I landed on my arm and it hurts but I'm okay
Burritos are still in oven, 1 of them I did an extra wrap with some cathedral city cheese in between
Going to demolish them whilst watching more Sopranos
>>25847853
Do people here actually use /brit/? Next you'll be telling me people use reddit too
>>
>>25847869
We have burritos here you know
>>
>>25847903
fuck off yank

oc
>>
>>25847853
It's not everything

Particularly incriminating shit since /r9k/ is full of bigger grasses
>>
Absolutely despise y*nks tbqhwy lads
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>>25847928
fuck offf you paki cunt
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>>25847703
>>25847734
>>25847782
Stay mad fgts.
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>>25847867
>that one guy who comes here to continuously start arguments and make up bullshit about his life then get angry when confronted by it

Top kek
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>>25847897
Immigrated to /brit/ after the arrest since I didn't want to get stitched up again

/sp/ used to be my home board too and heard /epl/ died because everyone moved there
>>
>>25847665
DUDE AUTISM LMAO!1! XD
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>>25848000
>that one guy who cant believe other people are not as retarded, ugly and autistic as him

fuck off and go cry to your mother
>>
>>25848015
>/sp/ used to be my home board too
Same senpai, I miss /epl/ and /trans/ not being deserted
>>
>>25848015
>Poleaboo
Are you saying the normies won't grass you up for degrading a polish QT?
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>>25848095
Laughing out loud at you right now bro

Angry little compulsive liar is angry
>>
>Student
>Sat down 2 hours ago to do work for EU law class
>Now sitting on my 5th glass of rum

Gonna be a long semester lads

Whats everyone else doing/drinking?
>>
Post comfy youtube vids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
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>>25848198
I swear this post is a fucking bot. Seeing it everywhere and it's not even remotely interesting.
>>
Any of you anime watching lads seen Watamote?

My friend's girlfriend lent it to me a while ago and I still haven't got around to it. I don't really watch anime other than some anime films (and that's more because I watch a lot of films). Is it any good?
>>
>>25848170

Not that guy but its pretty believable that people here peaked in their teenage years. That was me as well.

Still he's getting way too mad over this for this board, so fuck him.
>>
>>25848188
I'll do it for you lad

>EU Laws
>By Lad T. Anonymous

>1. No Nazis
>2. Immigrants Only
>3. Goto 1

Gonna roll a J and go grab some aloe vera juice
>>
>>25848132
Funnily enough it's robots who get a bigger kick out of ensuring there are people worse off than themselves

This board is full of negativity

Not to say normies don't do it too, just that it's even more common among robots
>>
>>25848198

Why is this fucking video popping up everywhere?
>>
>>25848188
Studing poetry. Edward Thomas can suck my sick
>>
>>25848256
Viral advertising
>>
>>25848222
No surprise that kind of person lent you it,it's a total 'Oh gee so awks, just like me XD' show.
>>
>>25848222
Poleaboo thought it was fun

He thinks less of those who don't watch anime around the period they aired though

>friend sent it to me
Fuck off normie
>>
>>25848170
>>25848224
if you think thats angry then you are as sensitive as you are stupid
>>
Done literally nothing for 2 weeks except rewatch TV shows and post here

What a life
>>
>>25848326
Whatcha been watching lad?
>>
please talk to me hannah. i cant stop thinking about you
>>
Who /baked/ here?

ANOTHER ONE!
>>
>>25848244
>aloe vera juice
The fucks that's? Do you drink it?
>>
>>25848244

Funnily enough the first seminar we have is on gender discrimination laws. Here I was hoping that my uni, being a pretty good one, would focus on the common market but nope. Gotta hammer that protection of da oppressed.

>>25848267

I have a friend doing English lit and I've never seen someone who loved something begin to loathe it so vehemently. ITs kinda sad and I wish she had listened to me and not studied it.

I've never read Thomas, would you reccomend it from a position of being able to enjoy it outside academia? Currently trying to get into poetry since I haven't read any since advanced higher english at school and I'm getting a bit burnt out on novels.
>>
>>25848354
Phish her Facebook account

Heck, I might even do it for you
>>
The video was quite delightful to watch. The planning was meticulous, the solution ingenious, the explanations clear and kind...
Then I've made the mistake of reading the comments, where all the intellectual bottom-feeders kept repeating the word "autism" to fool themselves into believing that intelligence is a bad thing. Such an effort just to avoid paying respect...
Personally, I'm in awe. I'm glad there are still people like this in our world.
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>>25848347
Oz, Rome, The Wire, House of Cards, Peep Show, Person of Interest and so on and so on
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>>25848280
>He thinks less of those who don't watch anime around the period they aired though

Does he now? I think less of those who think it's okay to film lasses having a shite.
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>>25848380
>literally being a wrong un'

why do this?
seriously though...it's just sad.
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>>25848366
Mate, get your ass some Grace AVJ, that shit is fucking delicious

I like chewing the little jelly bits
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>>25848380
I have her facebook, but she has everything locked up tight. her mother's father's and boyfriend's are less secure. i want to message them and tell them who I am. about the relationship i had with her
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>>25848405
It's just known to be a very common trait among casuals

>>25848391
Oz is great, Poleaboo watched it on YouTube 10 years ago

>House of Cards
Pleb shit
It is a terrible show, all style no substance, so much meaningless waffle
Payoffs are weak, characters are mostly paper thin
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>>25848222

It's pretty decent lad. Sort of like if moeshit and Welcome to the NHK had an ugly, autistic baby
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Alright lads,

I need to know something for BFF. Whenever someone makes a post about alcohol or weed there is always that guy who does the 'haha weed/alcohol/' thing and starts fighting about it. Is that just one guy? And if so would you guys consider him a /britfeel/ personality at this point?

I see him post quite a lot and was thinking I could involve him in BFF with a sort of CM Punk like straight edge gimmick if people consider him a big enough character.
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>>25848354
lad/10
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>>25848471
House of Cards is brilliant. Way better than Oz. I'd thank you to keep your terrible opinions away from my (you)
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>>25848484

BFF?

Also every thread on 4chan has that one straight edge cunt that feels the need ot post.
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>>25848366
Yeah lad. It's from South Korea, I used to buy it at the asian food wholesalers but they've recently started selling it in the nearest Asda superstore too.

It's a mildly sweet but kind of watery flavour (like half way between a lychee and a cucumber, it's very unique), and most brands have little chunks of aloe vera in it, it's delicious.
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>>25848427
>seriously though...it's just sad.
I know

Can't help how I feel or stop wanting/needing what I want/need

I don't like to be described as a stalker but that's pretty much it
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>>25848367
>I've never seen someone who loved something begin to loathe it so vehemently

Yeah, I mean I've found new ways to appreciate poetry but the standard is just so high for your work.

>I've never read Thomas, would you reccomend it
No, he's not really that good. Try Seamus Heaney and Robert Frost.

I'm currently doing Frost with Thomas and so far he has struck a chord with me a lot more, read his poem 'After Apple-picking' and for Heaney try out 'blackberry picking' or 'an advancement of learning'.
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>>25848502
>BFF?

Britfeel Fighting Federation, I'll post the roster again as it was quite late when I put it up last night.
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>>25848391
>Person of Interest
Legendary lad. You ever seen Enemy of The State? I'm sure that was an influence in it.
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>>25848502
>BFF?
The best thing going in these threads dess.
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>>25848502
>>25848484
Here is the prelimenary roster as posted yesterday

Faces:
Main Event:
>OP Image Guy 2015
>Poet Anon
>Ghost Flatmate

Midcard:
>The Diabetes Kid
>Machine Operator Anon
>Dad Anon
>Lobbyist Anon

Jobbers:
>McDonald's Anxiety anon
>Agoraphobia anon
>Waifu anons

Heels
Main Event:
>Poleaboo
>Angryanon

Midcard:
>Gym Paki
>Militant Jamaican Muslim
>Fight anon
>OP Image Guy 2016

jobbers:
">Civil Engineer" anon
>Manchester Suicide Pact
>Brummy Weed Anon

Divas:
Tilde

Announcer:
SHOUTANON

Chairman of The Board:
Never Gets out Of Bed Anon

Stables:
>The Nation of Isalmification (Militant Jamaican Muslim, Gym Paki, Fight anon)
>The Weebs (Waifu anons)
>The Wageslaves (Machine Operator Anon & Lobbyist Anon)
>Outside Fear (Agorphobia Anon & McDonald's Anxiety anon)

Champions:
BBC Champion (Best of Britfeel Champion)
>OP Image Guy 2015
Banterweight Title Champion
>Machine Operator Anon
BUM Champions (Best United Men)
>The Wageslaves
Women's Champion
>Tilde

First show will be next week.
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>>25848541
>>25848559

Been absent for the past week pretending I'm a normie at uni, can't believe I missed wrestling banter.
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>>25848545
It's way too formulaic, and the seasons are way too long, but I love all the AI stuff around it. The final 10-20 minutes of the last season were amazing
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>>25848484
I call weed a normie drug everytime I see it. Not a personality
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>>25848591

>Guy handed the Main event belt

Better see a SCSA type character come out and call bullshit on that.
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>>25848499
Defend season 2 and 3

Fuck all happening and the antagonists being paper thin
Defend all the pointless plotlines
Defend speaking to the camera the ultimate hallmark of poor writing in TV - SHOW DON'T TELL

The show literally just rides off Spacey doing a Texan accent
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>>25848591
cant fuckin wait lads
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Stopping with the codeine lads.
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>>25848628
>normie drug
Why?
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>>25848222

It is pretty good, you should watch it but also (re) watch Evangelion as well.
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>>25848591
Quality post lad

Best we've had in months
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>>25848669
Because Normies hype it up so fucking much and literally built the "DUDE WEED LAMO" culture around it.

It's a normie hippy drug that's done by roastie toastie slags and chads at uni, lots of people think it should be legalised.

Its about as normie as drinking alcohol socially
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Computer's currently stuck in the living room and people are constantly popping down throughout the night, literally impossible to have a wank in this house.
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>>25848651

>Retro nights will always be ruined by that awful W logo
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When the fuck is Limmy's Show series 2 and 3 gunna be on Netflix...
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>>25848483

Welcome to the NHK is one I've actually seen a bit of and I did enjoy it. I've only really seen stuff like Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Vampire Hunter D, Ninja Scroll stuff like that.

I should just put the thing on, I have it sat in the living room.
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>>25848676
>Evangelion

Never seen it, but I've heard that and Cowboy Bebop are two must sees. Again, I don't really watch anime outside of films and the rare few bits I've had shown to me.
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Do Muslims get paid for converting people or some shit

Was in town, and I wanted a leaflet or something giving me basic breakdown of Muslim shite from those desks they have set up everywhere. Fucker spent 10 minutes trying to convert me, and I was too beta to tell him to piss off.
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>>25848836
Evangelion, Bebop and K-ON are the three anime everyone must watch at least once
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>>25847150
>>25845567
its only a keyboard ladds
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>>25848591
>Having to write Poleaboo's face turn
Now that's a challenging writing project.
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>>25848849
Christian conversion squads are FAR more common and they do get paid
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>>25848849
They're trying to save you from hell (and yourself) anon
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>>25848879
Well he just admitted to posting in /Brit/ Now
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>>25848909
We're not your personal army either lad
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>>25848888
Lad, tip top quints there chap
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>>25848919
What's wrong with hell? The only images anyone has of it is like Renaissance Italian fanfiction, and that shit isn't accurate in any religious context
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>>25848879
Poleaboo believes he is currently a face though he started out as a more clean cut one

>>25848865
>>25848836
Poleaboo thinks Bebop is boring episodic shit

K-ON S1 is perfect
K-ON S2 is tedious, episodic crap that will melt your brain

Haven't seen Evangelion though meant to for several years, just seems to dated
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>>25848980
>Poleaboo thinks Bebop is boring episodic shit
>K-ON S2 is tedious, episodic crap that will melt your brain
>Evangelion just seems to dated
Oh dear me
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>Tfw the Daganronpa anime was awful
>Tfw the new one will be too
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>>25849019
Hasn't been updated in a year or so but here's Poleaboos anime list

http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Straight_Pride?&order=4

>inb4 Naruto 9/10
I enjoy shounen and ranked it on it's peak
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>>25849063
>271 Completed

I'm pretty impressed desu lad. I can't stand animus but I respect your commitment to keeping all this documented and for watching so much of this tripe.
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>>25849063
of 271 completed shows/movies, these are the only ones to score 9 or above

Consider it a reccomedations list, though 8/10 shows are good too but not as special

1 YuuYuuHakusho
2 Dragon Ball Z
3 NHK ni Youkoso!
4 Gyakkyou Burai Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor
5 Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin
6 Mahou Shoujo MadokaMagica
----POWER GAP------
7 Naruto
8 Fullmetal Alchemist
9 Dragon Ball
10 Bakuten Shoot Beyblade G Revolution
11 Major S3
12 Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
13 Digimon Adventure: Bokura no War Game!
14 Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
15 Steins;Gate
16 K-On! Movie
17 Gyakkyou Burai Kaiji: Hakairoku Hen
18 Hunter x Hunter (2011)
19 Yuru Yuri
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>>25849134
Now looking at it, I see half of it is shounen (and some nostalgia though I try to argue why it isn't in my head), so clearly this list is meaningless to most people

Just my tastes 2bh
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>>25849063
>All that Pokemon
>No XY
Nice to see someone else has actually seen (and liked) Rainbow though, never gets mentioned anywhere.
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>>25848591
>McDonald's Anxiety anon
Who's this?
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>numbers
BTFO
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>>25848430
>>25848508
Fuck sounds interesting
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>>25849134
TTGL and steins gate were great, I can't understand all the hype behind Yuru yuri and madoka especially fucking madoka
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>>25849317
>especially fucking madoka
The hyped SOL is easier for you to understand? Really?
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>>25842150
literally belfast
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>>25849400
>SOL
Too much happens for it to be called a SOL

and there's an actual plot and themes
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>>25849231
Guy who spent 3 days straight trying to build up the courage to go to McDonalds
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>>25849470
What themes does YY cover?
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Why's everyone talkin about Poleaboo now.

Also remember britbong blog, still only one post
https://britbongblog.wordpress.com
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>>25849496
Misread your post

sorry la'

>>25849317
Yuru Yuri was actually funny
Madoka has a solid plot and A+ production values
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What's the craic with living a commercial property that's got planning permission for a detached house lads?

Seen a detached abode to be on the market for 30k; got potential to be a decent bachelor pad in my humble. Even got bars over the windows so security's top notch lads.

Pic related.
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>>25849510

>the inane ramblings of someone a decade younger than me

What a shame he never updated
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Was in Barbers other day

Guy who was cutting my hair was chatting to another barber about Mrs Brown Boys and Benidorm

Never felt such disgust. Was also the worst haircut I've had in my life as well. Bet there's a correlation.
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>>25849400
/a/utists love shows about literally nothing so they can just focus on the cute drawings meant to represent females
Madoka just seemed like a regular anime with a uncommon artstyle
>>25849470
>plot and themes
Nope
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>>25849549
People don't like commercial properties because they're weird layouts or a lot of building work

Make sure its been registered as residential or able to be converted to it or you'd have to build the detached house to live there.
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>MAL now has shows split by season and ranked by score/popularity

Should make catching up on anything worth catching up on much easier
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>>25849556
>Tfw haven't been to the barbers in months
It's gotten so bad I have a huge patch sticking out from the left side that won't go down.
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>>25849636
>>25849556
>tfw haven't been to the barber in a decade
short hair is for butch lesbians
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>>25849636
It's the worst thing I ever have to do. I despise every second of it. I have ultimate baby face or I'd shave it all off
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>>25849549
>Trap house

I dig it
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>no no no no no no there's no dandruff

This advert makes me want to die
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>>25845901
Best va desu
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I used to make fun of Northerners and then I saw their house prices. WHAT THE FUCK YOU CUNTS, WHY IS YOUR SHIT SO CHEAP??

Compare this in Reading:
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-38696922.html

To this in the North East:
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-43855132.html/svr/3126;jsessionid=8182D46A76CCBC07C939F4C27042B2FE

Rent is miles fucking cheaper as well.
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>women chopping their hair off when they hit 35-40

Why do they all do this

Grounds for divorce
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>>25849667
>Yfw they ask what you do for a living.
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>>25849742
>This advert makes me want to die
Go compare
Meerkat stories
Fat arsed guy dancing in the street being stalked by a goblin
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Had a bit of an issue earlier lads, got called down to eat some fruit and ice cream with the rents and Undateables was on, talk about awkward being being 30 yrs old and not having had a fucking gf yet, all these down's syndromes and hyper autists gettin some tail, just had to sit there and pretend like they weren't actually trying to psyche me out or build up my confidence or something, made my chest feel pretty tight the whole time I was down there.

I think the real question is, when is the first robot going to venture forth and get on that programme? Could any of us have the brass to do it?
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>>25849802
I tell them I work from home doing data entry

Explains why I'm in the barbers at 11am on a Tuesday morning
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>>25849784
Worrya sayeen la? Them's more pricey than ' nih ' owt ' n ' lon ' on
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>>25849802
Glad I'm a baldy cunt tb-perfectly-honest senpai desu.
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>>25849784
>WHAT THE FUCK YOU CUNTS, WHY IS YOUR SHIT SO CHEAP??
>SHIT

You said it yourself lad, all the houses are shit.

I'd know, I'm northern
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>>25849809

That one with the little nerd kid at the holiday resort dancing like he's having a fit. I want to throw that little cunt into a stack of chairs, I hate him so much.
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>>25849909

But that one there is detached with gardens and two fucking garages and it costs less than a one bed flat down here? Is the job situation really that shit up there? I might move.
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Don't mind me lads, just being the best ad on telly.
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>>25849909
The houses are the exact same...
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>>25849941
Nowt wrong with the north; houses are solid if ye go with thi old redbrick stuff and the jobs are plentiful. Welcome tae thi north lad, welcome tae ye.
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>>25849809
>>25849922
>Anything worse than this
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>>25849976

That hasn't been on tv for like 7 years.
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>>25848789
They're all on youtube right?
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>>25849784

>He fell for the North is shit meme.
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OH god lads im smashed and talking to about 6 people, 4 of them from my older life. Why does drink seem to actually improve my life?
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>>25850074
I do this sometimes, but not because of drink. Not really sure why it happens desu.
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>>25850074
>hi guys, I'm 15 years old
>>
What's the best chemical to clean my piss bottles with so they don't smell like 4 week old piss lads? My current piss bottle model is the litre sized Lucazade (sp) orange jobbies, but I've had em since before crimbo now. I could simply purchase more Lucazade but I don't drink it anymore because it's a highly calorific brew. Naturally this leaves me with a terrible dilemma lads. Bleach doesn't work by-the-way.
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>>25850008
Fucking hell you're right, where does the time go.
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>>25850243
Drink a glass of lemon juice a day
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>>25849134
>only 271 completed
baka desu
>>
I can hear a man screaming and it's sketching me the fuck out
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Had some wicked dreams last night lads; I was smashing PURE vagina, no joke. I'm such a chad player in my dreams, so good lads, so good.
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>>25850357
Is the man you desu baka senpai?
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>>25850357

If it seems serious, why are you doing nothing?
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>>25850394
nah pal, sounds like he's screaming in agony. whatever the reason, shit's given me the shakes

been going on for a straight 30 seconds or so.

>>25850450
because it's freezing out
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>>25850450
I've not left the house or answered the phone for 18 months. I'm agoraphobic.
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>>25850357
>>25850487
Can you see anything out the window lad? Sounds like there's a street performance nearby and you're missing it
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>>25850243
White vinegar, with a spot of baking soda, lid on, shake, then rinse.
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>tfw no gf
>ask a girl out spontaneously
>went for a walk for 5 hours and held hands
>she keeps hugging me
>next week
>ask her to hang out "sorry im busy but you can hang out with me and my friends next week"
>tfw I think I got friendzoned

Guess I'll continue being a KV ;__;
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>>25850487

It was "freezing out" when Napoleon's Grande Armee marched on Moscow, but they still did it.

>>25850502

Do you want to go to the cinema some time?
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>>25850563

How old are you? A girl on the internet told me a kiss is necessary if a meet up is actually a date. If anything, you friendzoned yourself.
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>>25850487
Something similar happened to me before but it wasn't a scream... it was someone whistling. Whistling at like 2 in the morning though, and it sounded like something from a horror movie. It went on for an hour or so and seemed to get closer and then the next minute it would sound like it was on a field and echoing, sort of. The tune that was being whistled was fucking scary enough aswell.

Came close to shitting my pants desu
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>>25850680
I kissed her on the cheek cause im a pussy and she said she didn't know how to feel about it and asked me what I meant about it. did I FZ myself? OMG. Also 25.
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>>25850736
>25
>kissing girls on the cheek

fucking mong
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>>25850736
youre a fucking oddball mate..
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Any of you fuckups try tinder?

The loneliness is starting to eat me alive desu.
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>>25850839
nah you need jewbook for tinder
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>>25850782
Can you blame him when everything is "creepy" and "rape"?
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>>25850838
>>25850782

We're on /r9k/, what do you expect.
>>
Only 2 more hours to go until Poleaboos playtime
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>>25850864
It's only rapey when you're unattractive or too autistic to read signals.
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>>25850884
Take this to /brit/ or something, we don't care
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>>25850736

You should have kissed her on the mouth. You may as well have ended the date with a coming out speech dedicated to your "favourite sister in the world".

I mean, you don't have to snog her face off or anything, but never the cheek. Not ever, ever the cheek.

>>25850876

Well, to be fair he did get a date so he's one up on most here. Myself included.

>>25850864

Only if you're a creepy rapist you fucking dunce.
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>>25850884
What happens in 2 hours?
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>>25850922
Being a creepy rapist is completely subjective to women and idiotic normies like yourselves.
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>>25850922
A few month before I went out with another girl and kissed her on the mouth and she called rape on me.

So I got scared for the next girl. This is why I played it safe and kissed her on the cheek. ;__;
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Anyone watch the new series of undateables?
I'm just catching up on 4+1
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>>25850958
She goes to sleep
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>>25850984
It's jokes mate.
They get these proper freaks on there sometimes, the funniest are the fedora tipping autists. They literally had a guy on their show fedora tricks.

Sometimes I wonder how I would get on if I went on there, I've got no disability or illness but I'm certainly undateable.
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>>25850959

Call me a normie irl and I'll challenge you to a Fifa 16 1v1, you git.

>>25850970

Now your story sounds like bollocks. How does one "call rape"? There are police investigations, prosecutions, repercussions. It's not a singular upsetting event that means nothing to anyone a few months later.
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>>25851052
She said she felt violated and didn't want to see me anymore. If I contact her again she will contact the authorities.
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>>25851052
>There are police investigations, prosecutions, repercussions. It's not a singular upsetting event that means nothing to anyone a few months later.
Do you live under a stone?
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>>25851052
>Football
>Football games
N O R M I E
O
R
M
I
E

NORMAL NORMAN
>>
>heart warming documentary
>single mums looking for love
top jokes channel 4
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>>25851052
>Call me a normie irl and I'll challenge you to a Fifa 16 1v1, you git.

Bet you're subscribed to 10 different FUT Card Pack opening channels on youtube you big Norman
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Me and the lads had a good time at the ukip rally a few days ago, pic related.

How do we stop excessive immigration guys? Me and the crew always pray for papa nige.
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>>25851106
Surely everyone knows documentaries are either factual or "HA! LOOK AT THE FREAK!". They're being ironic lad. Right?
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>>25849636

>tfw have needed a haircut for over 2 months now

I am seriously considering just ordering some hair clippers and doing it myself but apparently it's difficult to do it neatly around the back and it will end up looking shit.

Seriously considering just doing a grade 0 all over once a week, nothing to worry about then.
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>>25842961
Post pics of her please, desu
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>>25851160
It's channel 4cucks

So no.
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>>25851132
Didn't realise UKIP had some designated streets planned
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>>25851202
Channel 4 love freaks

Embarassing Bodies
The Undatables
Celebrity Big Brother
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>>25849809
>Meerkat

>Work in any office
>Always one insufferable cunt who has to do the fucking meerkat voice at least once a day
>Even years after the ad campaign has gone stale, he still does...the...fucking...voice
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>>25851238
They wouldn't dare call crime factories "freaks"

Niggers and Single Mothers get a free pass
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>Niggers and Single Mothers get a free pass
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>>25851238
>>25851160
Just a way for normies to secretly laugh at people less fortunate than them but without revealing their true selves.

Same goes for poverty porn like Benefits Street, listen to any group of normies talking about that shit, they're just being hateful and disgusting individuals but need some shield to keep up the facade of being a good nice normie.
>>
>>25851078
>>25851124

I'm pure bloody Anglo-Saxon, you bastards.

And I'm subscribed to a single West Ham career mode let's play.
>>
bumped into my ex today lads, we bantered but it felt rough.

Hows everyone holding up?
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>>25845461
That's not funny.

>Numhobo
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>>25851382
what did you banter about

i'm holding up shite desu, i need to do something with my life but i dont want to go to uni and i dont want to get a shit job
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>land grab

>it's why the dark net is much bigger that my.net
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Anybody fucking bald here lads? How you coping with it?
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>>25845461
>over 3 hours dedicated to a debate that doesn't have an impact on anything
What a fucking waste of time and money.
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>>25851465
I'm only 22
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>>25851488
/thread

>growing stronger

>it seemed like it had the most inside jokes
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>>25851490
I am 23 and my hairline is full Picard
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#lADS IM so smashed

help

I used ot be a ood android but now i feel so awkward takjung to all these people i sued to be friendly with
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>>25851550
if you look as good as he does bald then it's not a problem
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