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my best friend bet me $10,000 that i can't eat 5 lbs of cooked shit!!! this is going to be the easiest $10,000 i have ever made!
here's how it's going to work:
the shit will be my own shit, for obvious concerns over infection, etc. I figure it will take about 3 shits to get 5 lbs. I will shit these out into a shoe box and put them in the freezer, killing all the bacteria. Once I've made weight, I will give the box to my friend, a culinary student, and he will thaw it, add some spices and seasonings to make it taste a little better, and put it all in a big casserole dish and bake it, again killing any remaining bacteria.
Once it's done, I will have to eat the first serving while it is still hot. After that I have 4 days to finish the dish, eating it as one would leftovers. If I can do it, my friend will give me $2000 up front, and then $500 a month for 16 months, totalling $10,000. If I can't do it, then I will have to pay the same to him.
Now all I have to do is wait to shit out 5 lbs worth of feces, and this show will be on the road.
I figure it can't be all that hard to do. Look at all the scat porn out there. Plus this is cooked and seasoned shit, so it'll taste even better and be completely safe.