>working the desk
>get a phone call from a woman looking for someone who may work in the building
>direct her with unfailing "yes ma'am" Southern politeness
>wants me to get someone to call her back
>she calls back
>asks if I'll get embarrassed at what she'll say next
>says that I have a sexy voice
>she says something else, voice soft and breathy
>I ask her to repeat, thinking it might be important
>"I'm sitting on my couch, rubbing my pussy to your sexy voice"
>politely remind her that I am, in fact, at work
>says that I should call her back, already having given me her number
Not quite sure how to feel about a late twenties milf getting off to my voice. Nobody has ever said that anything about me is sexy, so this was something of a surprise.
My penis, however, is not so conflicted.
Phones tend to change your voice skightly. I remember one of my most boring hated teachers once called me and her disembodied voice was so hot I had never realized. I had a massive boner in her class afterwards
No. This was entirely over the phone.
Since the phone number is from Florida, I'm imagining either a gorgeous whore who's starting to hit the wall. Or disgusting, slovenly trailer trash. This is Florida we're talking about
I'm at work, dumbass. It's just a slow day, and this is perhaps the most interesting thing to happen so far. I can shitpost behind the desk without looking utterly unprofessional.
The same is not possible for phone sex
Apparently I have the same effect with 13-16yo girls.
>talk to someone in omegle
>they want to skype with me
>well alright whatever
>it turns out to be a girl
>after a few minutes she says that my voice is really hot and asks me to read something to them
Maybe I should volunteer to read bedtime stories to children or something.
I'm using some $5 microphone at the moment.
Never said that I was a great radio personality or anything, some people just find my voice pleasing
I had something similar happen to me
>used to be a cashier at kfc
>this girl comes to order something, must have been almost 1.8m (6") tall, early D cup, quite pretty
>orders something, pays, goodbye
>comes back for some ketchup, then for something else
>each time flirting more and more furiously
>during her third or fourth visit she asks me about my phone number
>she calls me in the evening
>we chat for a bit
>something's not quite right
>ask her how old she was
>"well, I'll be sixteen this year!"
I was 22 at that point. While it was technically legal, I preferred not to take chances. Besides fuck, 6 years difference at that age is almost equal to being from different species
word of advice - cashier at kfc seems to be getting fuckloads of phone numbers and without asking, too. Didn't get a single one when I worked at gap, on the other hand. there were different perks though.
To be honest I get pretty insecure whenever I have to speak English aloud. I don't speak all that much in my daily life, being a NEET and a recluse and all, so having to do it in a foreign language is all that much more stressful. Maybe if I trained my voice regularly I could actually do something on that front.
>go to the US to visit friend who lives in Virginia
>constantly have roasties compliment my voice when I speak, literally all the time to the point it's annoying
>his cousin records me saying " you're a bad, bad girl" into her phone while drunk
>still have precisely zero sexual partners
I'm from the Highlands and not Glasgow so I don't have the stereotypical unintelligible angry growl.
This was quite a big ego boost desu senpai. I actually don't like hearing recordings of myself, but a slut schlicking to my voice within minutes of talking to me (though probably looking for phone sex with the other gentleman) makes me feel better about it.
I think I'll call as a restricted number. The thought is embarrassing but rather lewd; however, I certainly don't want a crazy slut having access to my actual cell number.
Will calling as a restricted number, by starting with 67, hide my phone number from caller ID?
You just sound like the average american in his 20's.
>Be lonely woman
>Speak to guy on the phone who's face you don't know
>Thought pops up into your head
>This guy could actually be Chad on the other line
>Start thinking more about how sexy he could be
>Tell yourself that he probably is really hot
>Voice therefor suddenly becomes really hot
It's an assumption, yes
At least it isn't cringeworthy. That it's nothing remarkable makes me feel better, because in the past I actively disliked hearing recordings of myself.
Honestly, it was probably more keeping a straight face and "yes ma'am" politeness throughout a rather strange 10 minute phonecall as she tried to find out how to contact someone else in my department. Since, in retrospect, she was probably schlicking her way through the conversation (rather than being old as I initially thought), I imagine that phone sex was already on the mind. I imagine that the other gentleman was a past partner of hers or something.
Something Similar has happened to me
>Hanging out with friend
>Get a random call from unknown number
>Pick up anyway
>Some chick answers
>Obviously she had the wrong number
>End up talking for like almost 5 minutes because "I sound hot"
Read this quote by Ernest Hemingway
"The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry."
I wonder how important a good voice actually is, you never really see anyone talk about it.
>See pic of Chad
>Feel rage inside
>Imagine that he has a really childish voice
>Feel much better
I translated this out of my ass so I don't know if it's 100 percent correct, but bear with me
Maailma murtaa jokaisen, ja jalkeenpain monet ovat vahvoja vaarissa paikoissa. Mutta ne, jotka eivat murru, se tappaa. Se tappaa ne todella hyvat ja todella herttaiset ja todella rohkeat, puolueettomasti. Jos et ole mitaan naista, voit olla varma etta se tappaa sinut myos, mutta silla ei tule olemaan mitaan erityista kiiretta.
>tfw have a really really deep voice
>tfw the few times i would talk in high school some girl would often say "anon has a pretty deep voice tehe"
My voice is literally a meme at work. I have befriended this girl to the point I'm comfortable spilling my greentexting autism. She tells comments MILFS in her office make.
They even started saying it to my face: 'Your voice is deep, boy.'
>mfw my voice is shit
>my face is shit
>my everything is shit
>be me, 20, 5 years ago
>hanging out with normie friend and his new Stacy gf at their apartment
>friend gets a call and has to leave, says he'll be back in 15 minutes
>Stacy sits right next to me
>she leans in close to my ear
>"Your voice is so sexy Anon"
>grabs my hand and puts it between her thighs
>drop my spaghetti leave
>still a virgin to this day
God, I could weep to that voice
Try this (Lovecraft Celephais):
"There are not many persons who know what wonders are opened to them in the stories and visions of their youth; for when as children we listen and dream, we think but half-formed thoughts, and when as men we try to remember, we are dulled and prosaic with the poison of life. But some of us awake in the night with strange phantasms of enchanted hills and gardens, of fountains that sing in the sun, of golden cliffs overhanging murmuring seas, of plains that stretch down to sleeping cities of bronze and stone, and of shadowy companies of heroes that ride caparisoned white horses along the edges of thick forests; and then we know that we have looked back through the ivory gates into that world of wonder which was ours before we were wise and unhappy."
>work in fresh produce at a supermarket
>not a complete pleb job so I have to wear a proper uniform shirt and suit pants
>arms and back have gotten quite large because of manual labour
>worl during week days filling up fruit and veg displays
>milfs always come up to me and start flirting when they ask me for something
>they come up really close and hold my arm or side of body and rub their hand up and down
Im kind of weary of flirting back because it is at work. I should try get a number though and cuck a fellow wagie
Can someone please read this quote from my favorite book, Dune by Frank Herbert?
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
"He who controls the spice controls the universe."
Get cucumber, lead one horny MILF to the toilet and DP her with your cuck and cucumber. Then you can either force her to buy the cucumber which will get you raise or promotion because you make people buy more, or you place it back and wait till someone else buys it. Just for lulz. For more lulz make sure to use cucumber for anal.
I just thought your vocaroo was funny, wasn't trying to mock you
Tried to dial. Palms sweaty, knees, weak arms heavy. No vomit on my sweater already, not even spaghetti.
It went to voicemail after I tried to call using *671 to restrict my number. Will try again.
Thinking of using an online SMS message service and throwaway email to arrange a time.
I tried to practice through public speaking, but I just ended up spilling my spaghetti every time
>smile when nervous
>talk like I'm out of breath by breathing too much
>people always comment on how "excited" I seem
>mfw robots can't recognize NSA information gatherers using social proof to further their cause
I made about 50,000 cold calls in the last few years and people are sully to hear that I sound the way i do. I look like a twink and sound like a demigod. I put on a higher pitch voice purposely just to fuck with people.
Straighten up your posture, neck and head and speak from your stomach and you'll develop a golden voice
Well in a public speaking scenario I'd say it isnt cringy at all to intentionally put on a deeper voice and that would give you a bit more confidence and make you think about what youre saying and shit which might help resolve the stuttering. Although, overthinking what youre saying might be the cause of the stuttering so i dont know.
Maybe if you live alone or something you could sing harsh shit most of the time to make your voice all raspy which may help lower it or just make it sound more appeasing. Idk how important this shit is to you though and its prolly just another bodily gripe that everyone has.