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capture these nuts haha xD
le emotion face hahaaa
do the emojis even have to be related to the post?
sersly tho do u
good for her :^)))d
Why are emoji such a thing? They are nothing but smileys
i swear i didnt make this you can't fake being this retarded
Guess it aint the same thing ,but this is my favorite
>the only guy you should date is one with insecurities that worships you
if you've ever participated in organized crime post your SSN
the bottom one i know for a fact isn't ironic
check out this new meme i found guys
>trying to get those nails in the trigger guard
So it's is funny?
I just find it plain retard
means keeping it real, keeping it 100
i assume it's like 100% or some shit
I don't get it I'm not texan?? Any texans care to solve this mystery?
follow me @texashumor for more texas joke and meme
this one triggered me
Makes sense. Where in texas do you live?
this post has content hahaha
check out the rareness of my pepe haha
She might even charge you with rape if she grows tired of your dick xD
There is a girl on my friends list who posts shit like this all the time, it's so cringeworthy and makes me want to jump off a bridge into heavy traffic. Nothing says Im an attention seeking whore baby me like this shit.
Dumping more....girls want to be bad so bad
>not saying I
i mean you might as well
>I have OCD, I like everyone else like things to be orderly and put together correctly.
I hate these people! OCD is locking the door for 3 hours, then going back and locking for another 3 hours to make sure it is locked correctly. People like this make a serious disorder, look cute and quirky :p
I hate these kind of people
This is why /r9k/ dont have gfs
Because you know girls are so fucking stupid they can't maybe have a suggestion once in a fucking while
>and say it pride
>uses periods but doesn't capitalize all (her) sentences
>start treating her how she deserves to be treated
>when you gain this piece of wisdom and understand life
oops i fogetted tha picerino
>I hate these people! OCD is locking the door for 3 hours, then going back and locking for another 3 hours to make sure it is locked correctly.
Damn. When I was younger I would take loads of amphetamines for fun, and I would get locked into doing that exact thing.
I remember spending an insane amount of time running to my front door, opening it, closing it, locking it, and running back to my chair only to get up again and make sure I closed and locked the door correctly. I think I spent two hours doing that once.
I thought it was kind of funny at the time how I literally couldn't stop checking if the door was locked, but I'm sure it doesn't take long for that mild amusement and frustration with yourself to turn into panic. I can't imagine what life like that every day must be like. I'm sorry, anon.
Having worked with mentally ill patients in the past, it always annoys me when people misuse OCD. It's more to do with "if I don't touch this light bulb in the next 2 seconds, I'm going to have a heart attack and die''; not some silly bullshit about everything being neat.
how to I make content original
bruh this nigga out here thinkin he einstein lmaooo
>want to fap
>lock the door
>completely forget if i locked the door or not
>get paranoid and lose boner
>can't continue fapping until i get up and make sure that i locked the door
I have a problem with this. I'm not autistic or anything; it developed since I'd get beat for leaving the door unlocked when I was a child. Now, when I leave, I check the lock... forget whether or not it's locked, run back, check it again, ad nausea. The only way I can trick my mind into "remembering" whether I did or not is if I just take a photo of myself locking the doors with my phone. Even then, sometimes, I can't remember if that was the same day or not. It's actually pretty fucked up, man.
My OCD is part of why I don't go outside; whenever I'm near something that could cause harm to me or that I could use to harm myself or someone else I feel an intense urge to do it (i.e. stab people with things, push people into traffic, cut off my own appendages, rape people). It gets pretty hard to shut all that shit out so it's easier to just stay in my room and use the computer all day.
desu senpai baka lmao c u c k cuck 2016 venice beach WHAT R DOSE LMAO SENPAI PRANK GONE WRONG SEXUALLY BLOWJOB KISSING PRANK NIGGAAAAAA
so in the trainwreck of modernity that is american popular culture, does 'fuck with' mean 'care for'?
Ah, yes. Woman memes, they're horrible and stupid and self-righteous, and a lot of the time the only theme is "lol i'm so speshulll xD"
>tfw you actually have severe ocd and it has fucked up your life
>mfw some bitch says "im soo ocd lol"
She was able to heat and feed an Eskimo village, though she herself could not fit into clothes, or ever be full. She was beautiful in the way she eclipsed the sun. Impressive in her ability to suck the meat from a chicken from 20 feet away.
All emoticons are emojis, but not all emojis are emoticons. Emoji defines a range in the Unicode standard. While emoticons are textual representations of an emotion. These may be translated by your text editor to an emoji in the Unicode standard.
emojis are more sophisticated emoticons yet providing very little variation. the repetition of those retarded emojis then wire your brain in an unnatural and degeneretative way.
reaction images are ... that, images, it can be anything
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE NORMIES
THEY AREN'T QUIRKY OR CLEVER BY POSTING THIS SHIT BUT SOMEHOW EVERY OTHER FUCKING NORMIES THINKS THAT
<I hereby declare that this comment is in fact original.>
probably because you are fuckwad normie scum shitbag you fit in perfectly
>Sometimes I am like, so lazy hahaha
>"Oh my god girl this post is so interesting pm me plz"
>"You are so smart and wonderful"
>"You're so beautiful!"
shitty titty dick mc splitty
who makes these, i feel like it's just one person producing them in mass quanties
>shy at first, open up later
>do stupid shit when open up
>uses a lot of emoticons
RED FUCKING FLAG.JPG
As someone with diagnosed OCD this really does piss me off. It's such a normalfag meme, they use it to describe "quirks" and to make themselves seem interesting. A large amount of the time they're also confusing OCD for OCPD which is absolutely awful. Another problem is they don't recognize the D in OCD, they just use it as a label for behavior when it's a disorder.
Hearing people talk about their "OCD" in school when I had bleeding wrists from washing my hands always made me so fucking angry.
are these things some form of punctuation?
haha its funny because we spend money XD
>some really making this shit and posting it
>people save it and repost it
>walk up in the club like what up i got anxiety and wanna go home
if you had social anxiety you wouldnt be anywhere near a club
>first of all
fasho senpai le crying face
watch these bitches who isnt loyal too there niggas && come crien 2 me
the following is an actual status of a niggress im friends with on normiebook;
"If a nigga talk shit after the fact, just know I hurt them feelings...So he hurrrrttt,he salty. Got that nigga like some mash potatoes,all mushy and shit #PliesVoice"
forgot le pic
Hot damn, was not expecting that to be unoriginal.
This is awful. Anyone with social anxiety probably wouldn't have the confidence to wear that or post anything like it on social media. I accept people here probably have social anxiety but this is an anonymous imageboard where everything is eventually deleted so there's not much record of anything.
kik my frand
I live in Louisiana, but u guarantee its because of how hot they are. We don't have metal slides here anymore. I guess because they're dangerous and painful. We now have some thick plastic that still gets hot but not as hot.
>all this entitlement
>took the question seriously
don't tell me you're b8ing me
can we start saying this
finna start doin it famm hhah
Sorry. /g/ is my home board. I don't really get the memes here.
Proof in pic.
>Textless posts are not allowed
>Textless posts are not
>Textless posts are
Keep something fun. Be the life of the party or whatever, the guy who makes sure that it's always fun. Saying it in passing can also basically mean "take care" or something similar, like a goodbye kind of thing.
Reminder that these images have made some people millionaires.
How can women get away with viewing themselves as treasures or pretending that being in the same room as them is a privilege?
The equivalent would be if fedorable nice guys were the mainstream.
>copying an image, pasting it then putting a reply with an emoticon above it
You know, I get real sick of seeing this shit. How girls "Deserve" to be treated, all their petty bitching, makes me tired of it.
And this one is just stupid. Nope, they're not intelligent. They've got the same fifty fucking interestrs as everyone else. The same thought patterns. Maybe a tattoo of the "Deathly Hallows" symbol somewhere on their body. But it's repetition. Their vocal chambers for others, for their tumblr opinions and facebook pettiness, for their group and pack mentality and rejection of constructive thinking. The guys are like this too. The guys are worse. Loud, arrogant, they'd fuck the world if it had a hole. The same fifty things. No higher thought, no painful critical thinking or any attempt to deviate. Just blind admittance. Life comes in so slow and so easy, the worst and most mentally shattering thing is the death of someone they know or love. And there it is, some part of them that makes them "them" is severed immediately. It comes easy to them, these relationships and these emotions. They don't even think about it happening to them, so when this finally ends, it's a blow to them.
Normies, bland, boring normies, the lot of them
>inb4 edgy as fuck
ahahah soflo is a genious!!!
>this shit again
probably not original
my hobbies include eating and going places
worse than shit posting
people really make this shit
i can read them
>sit in a coffee shop on your own
>what i want: the post
I have no idea. why some people are obsessed with them. I remember some people I know were talking about how they are excited about the new emojis or something along these lines. It just baffles me
This honestly seems like this is coming from the mind of a nine year old girl who watched the notebook for the first time. It also appears that in a relationship, the guy does everything in the relationship, and the girl is just there, but in her eyes, that's a 50/50 relationship
Why are we wasting resources on allowing these people to be literate? A functional society only needs a very small percentage of the population - the nobility - to be highly educated. The rest are workers and shopkeeps. Our current system cannot is going to implode in upon itself. Women are staying in school until the age of 24 instead of having kids and our mentality is to do whatever feels best without giving the consequences a sweet consideration.. The birthrate is too low. The debt it too high.
It cannot be sustained.
fuckign kil me senpai
>Guise, Guise I have a great idea. You know how we have a problem with undereducated people? What if -guise try to keep up here- what if we solved it by having MORE PEOPLE be uneducated?
>Anon yuo ar genios
I like how the word "meme" evolved over time from slightly clever jokes written on images into white text on a black background. People don't even go for the shitty puns anymore, it's just a motivational quote in black text on a white background with a few emojis. Is there nothing left that normies haven't ruined?
I have to force myself to but yes, curiosity makes me want to have to finish it. my mind doesn't really believe it though which is why it doesn't affect me so much, I know they're all just shit
You do realize it meant something before it was used to describe Image Macros, right?
AKA a small non-reducible bit of information (joke, concept, type of behaviour) that spreads almost virally throughout a population.
>tfw too jaded and self-conscious to unironically post normie memes
I can see someone fucking this up hilariously
>Uhh you're pret. . .
>>no think on your toes, remember what black twitter told you
>I stay up all night thinking about what you say to me
>You smell like coffee
>you're beautiful when you shut up
>I'd do anything to look at you
>I'm glad you're not dead
that's not the full image RETARD
i'm a avid and frequent redditor/imgurian and this was a long post full of images about how this guy had the best gf in the world and she dumped him for chad
People just use them to be passive-aggressive or aggressive assholes to each other.
They try really hard to downplay how much they don't care.
>Lol don't take yourself seriously! Kill yourself faggot! omg i'm dying!
I knew a chick with actual, diagnosed OCD and it was wild, apparently she used to straight up scrub her hands til they bled if she didn't get it "right". She was on meds for it and had it relatively under control when I met her, but even then she'd be late to class sometimes because when she would be turning off the light in her room or shutting the door it wouldn't be "right" and she'd catch herself doing it for like 10 or 15 minutes before forcing herself away from it. Shit's debilitating yo.
so, it's okay to have a slight bit of anxiety but not okay to be a "failure autist" as in actually have a problematic level of anxiety?
damn, you're an asshole bro
Having anxiety does not equal inability. There are people with social anxiety to work in factories because they have to. Does that mean they aren't afraid? No they just have no choice. What if you're some nigger or some mexican in a ghetto and you are always afraid of people but you can't show it for obvious reasons. I'm not saying it's ok to have a problematic level of anxiety. I'm saying you can still be severely afraid of social interactions even if you go to clubs etc.
Normally, I find these images to be asinine. However, this is surprisingly salient. To be honest, this is the thought process that facilitates all enduring relationships. You can't deny that.
This pieces of shit advice/motivation is what triggers women to think it's justifiable for them to dump a bf with Chad. They start to think they Need to upgrade because and they deserve the best because they're so special; and it's the former bf's fault he didn't fight for her/wasn't good enough/he didn't give her what she wanted. I've even seen the "There's no such thing as a cheating woman" image every here and there. It's not on English so I won't post it here, but it makes my fucking blood boil.
baka senpai desu
>"I am probably the most complicated, weird, strangest person you will ever meet in your whole life"
>One of the facts about herself is about her laptop's screensaver
Iktf, I used to have to wash my my hands 10-20 times in a row every time they came into contact with anything I hadn't designated "safe" until the knuckles became bloody messes but I'm not even sure if what I had would have constituted mild ocd.
I would say its a special brand of ebonic and primarily urban centered low brow humor. The "you know you're a redneck when" of internet humor, the very bottom of the barrel in comedy really.
>mfw my best friend told me some shit like this once
>mfw he was talking about my sister
Am I a cuck?
What a shitty quote
I know Buddha can do better than this
I hate biology, I don't like her at all.
>here is my youtube journal
>10 facts about me omg >.<
>I'm creative on the inside
>most complicated strange person you'll ever meeet
She's an idiot and I still want to fuck here, why must we be like this.
I just be a MADMAN
MAN and post responses like this
>Not taking pictures of your locked doors
I'm not the only one that does this?
I've kept it a secret all this time.
>always accompanied by a small amount of text saying "I do [thing that every human being does]." or "Like my status if you do [thing that every human being does]."
>always posted by women aged 40+
Underrated. Thought the exact same thing. How the fuck do you combat "mild OCD" through mismatched patterns? Isn't meme-OCD (as opposed to real OCD) all about hating mismatched patterns?
I hope you wash your hands after typing anon.
there's lots of germs on keyboards and you might get sick :^)
>having a locked phone isn't allowed in a relationship
women really like to control us don't they
>people who post this shit are usually nothing like how they describe themselves
>but that description is to an extent applicable to me, since as i get more comfortable around people i spill my autism more since i'm less terrified of judgement.
>spend hours puzzling whether i'm another deluded normalfag who defines social anxiety as 'ever feeling anxious' and just trying to think more highly of myself, or whether i am actually a shy autist
daily reminder: girls are really this empty inside
they compensate for emptiness by filling their insides with dick
better slit your wrists with that edge
the forer effect is part of why it confuses me.
i.e. i would describe myself with those words, and so would the person in the image, but i'm left confused whether i and the person in the image are very similar (in which case everyone's an autist/nobody's an autist) or whether we're just using the same words to describe very different things.
it's made more confusing because someone who concludes the latter may actually be the former trying to convince themselves otherwise. (basically like in that 'i'm not like the other girls' image)
the general statement triggers specific thoughts in your head giving the illusion you guys are similar
also you may be really bad at describing yourself
>if you had social anxiety you wouldnt be anywhere near a club
I got diagnosed with it and I've been to a few when drunk off my ass and with people I knew well. After a little while it starts to return to my thoughts but not my emotions so I can manage it.
I still wonder whether I was misdiagnosed based on that, or whether I do have it but it's dulled enough by alcohol to be manageable.
Daily reminder: women derive their self worth from the attention and approval of others
OCD is a compulsion inducer. Autism is a social impairment.
OCD can manifest in many ways such as needing to rub your ankle against a doorframe if they touch, needing to wash yourself when touched, or excessive collecting among another things.
it probably looks like I'm making these photos to those who aren't exposed to it but i guarantee these are real photos posted by real women
in your area! (anonymous proxxy)
accurate af senpai
>women can really get away with saying shit like this on social media
emoji was a different japanese thing where they're actually represented by text characters (i.e. instead of :) you have an actual happy face, represented like a letter - though i think ASCII also had a face character.)
they stuck it into unicode and for some reason we kept calling it emoji even though we could just have gone with calling them emoticons/emotes like we'd been doing with image files for long enough.
>don't make me look stupid
if you aren't stupid you shouldn't have to worry about it
nice double dubs
fun experiment: cover the signs and try to guess which is yours
Protip: you fucking can't because most of them should apply to you
>my personality often changes according to mood
special snowflake syndrome
SSS is not original apparently
>Why are we wasting resources on allowing these people to be literate
Because selling them iPhones turns a profit for rich people. It also increases the reserve of surplus labor in society helping to hold down wages.
these bitches can't stop talking about how they love attention
>Subscribe to me if you already haven't.
Aren't you supposed to say that AFTER putting out your content?
and holy fuk SHILLSHILLSHILLSHILLSHILLSHILLSHILLSHILLSHILLSHILLSHILLSHILLSHILLSHILLSHILLSHILL
nice get but this is robot 9001k get out
trips speak truth
>when women try to describe themselves but actually have no interesting traits or interests to speak of
>im not like others girls tehee x3
word for word comment on the post
>That's definitely cancer. I'm a cancer and I love naps and by love I mean I woke up at 6:20am and slept until 1pm.
these things are fucking gold lel
how many of these things are needed to get the point accross
I have it diagnosed too, was a lot worse before medication. Take quite a high dose anti-psychotic now.
Still get the thoughts that if I don't think of a nice thought when doing something that my parents will die or have 27 days to live so it keeps me thinking about it for a month.
>feels good because they're not hitting back therefore she thinks she wins
>not wanting to hit your "homie's" gf
wow that makes so much sense what a life truth, you can tell it's tru because of the fonts they use
>virtually what would happen if you cheated on anyone
>even if you cheated on a dog it would probably feel the same
>nah nah! it's only women who have feelings... that matter! tee hee
>being this insecure
>he's around someone of the opposite sex, he's cheating better burn his xbox and throw his tv out the window
Yeah and the girl does fuck all, the most she'll do is talk to you or act like she appreciates it. Don't expect anything more of her, she'll never drop a single little thing for you, just like how you'd drop everything for her if you had to. So don't go asking things from her, or expecting things, cause being realistic, she isn't going to do a damn thing anyway.
>responds to 1st post in a thread
you do realize that was posted yesterday and the anon who posted it has been long gone
way to make an original contribution by dodging the bot in a thread nearing its post limit
i've been making original responses for evey image i dump (around 70) and all you can bring to the table is "I don't kn0w." No shit, neither did the person you're replying to, that's why he asked. Also, nice unrelated frog meme.
Post quality is everything my friend.
>i like food because it keeps me alive x3333
dam my bro redpill as fuk over here good 4 u family dont let hollyood fool ya u feel me bitches brain different from ours thas a fact but nobody says it because den ur a mysogonis and will get shun from sociaty u feel me
>You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
kms I don't have that kind of time what is this
>all this validation whoring
On a more important note, I have just thawed some raw chicken legs and wings. What would be the best method for cooking them in an oven? (Temp/time etc.)
>anyone else obsessed with their selves? I'm so great look at this picture i made
doesn't this have something to do with it?
daily reminder: women see us as a commodity
desu desu baka senpai haha i watch anime could you tell
>men should act like well trained obedient dogs
How do jpgs end up looking like this? It's more compressed than I've ever seen before, but I see this all the time. Does the site they post these on (Instagram/Snapchat/whatever) compress shit like this?
No, I don't think so, i think they type something on their phone then screenshot it and zoom to make it that size.
sugardaddy still has the line under it indicating it's misspelled/not a word. There's also a line on the left side, possibly shit cropping skills?
I don't think you understand what my post was trying to point out. Some girl felt good about herself, and decided to take the time to go on IG and make that picture and post it to her thousands of followers. It's the fact that they think people really give a shit. It's posted so hoes can share it basically saying they look good in underwear. Is it becoming clear enough now anon?
Sarcastic little shit
>lax gun legislations, Mexican border, capital punishment
>terrified of slides
anti gun fag who's scared of guns spotted
how can you be afraid of an inanimate object?
i bet you're one of those people who are made nervous by knives too
#2 most common murder weapon
ban knives 2016
>there are politicians who are trying to do this, but they'll never take muh military assault style knives :^))
It's not like i have ocd, but i need to actually concentrate on what i'm doing when i leave the house to make sure i dont forget anything.
Like i'll be lost in thought about whatever, but when i leave the house, i need to stop and concentrate, tap myself from bottom to top and make sure i got everything (key, wallet, phone, shoes, clothes, glasses), then i double check again, go outside, lock the door, walk to the stairs, and then before i go down the stairs, i walk back and check the door again and then leave. i do this every day. i dont think i have ocd though, i just live alone and im afraid i lock myself out. Sometimes throughout the day, ill randomly pat my pants to confirm i still have my keys
Even ignoring the whole "mild OCD" thing and pretending she really does have OCD, if she always wears unmatched socks that's not "combatting OCD" that's a compulsive behavior. Just because they aren't matched doesn't mean it isn't compulsive to alwas have to wear them a certain way.
Is there anything in the DSM to describe people who compulsively pretend to have disorders on the internet for attention?
>be on youtube
>most of these result are from attractive to average woman saying they're lonely
>mfw the space heater gets knocked over and lands in the pool while they are in it
The others posts are memes by normies trying to be relatable to one another by talking about shared experiences mostly surrounding being social (friends, romantic/sexual relationships, being """""""""different""""""""", ), but this one is just some chick drinking water, something that literally everyone has done.
I guess, it's the juxtaposition of shitty memes and someone trying to be relatable by drinking water is what got me.