>used to hate coffee because it's a normie drink >tfw

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>>25841561
>tfw when caffeine makes me slightly euphoric (not in the meme way)

>>25841561
does anyone actually feel a stimulating effect from caffeine?

I drink a coffee each morning, but pretty much just because I like it, and it's part of my routine now

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>>25841561
>has a job
>drinks coffee
fucking normei get the fuck out you little shit

>>25841561
>coffee
>mysterious and edgy
What
Shit I've been addicted to the Semitic jumping bean for ages m8, happens to the best of us

>start drinking coffee in college because I like the taste
>now addicted and drink it every morning

>>25841561
I drink a quart for breakfast every day. The caffeine doesn't really do anything for me. I'm swapping to decaf primarily but will still keep higher end beans around for a better cup once in a while.

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>>25841561

Well, I began smoking filterless French cigarettes...

>>25841694
>>25841703

Nah I'm pretty much friendless.
People used to make fun of me at the office so I thought that drinking black coffee without sugar or milk makes me look tough.
Now that I think of it, it was an autistic and bad idea.
I even bought a coffee machine not long ago...

Coffee can be good sometimes. I like coffee candy. It's best to not be addicted to it. Nothing wrong with some now and then.

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>>25841752
>I thought that drinking black coffee without sugar or milk makes me look tough

>>25842118
That's kinda cute.

>tfw no 'trying to be tough with black coffee' bf

>>25842151
Shit now that you say it it is pretty cute

Then again, though we fall for it, cute is a bad thing to normies

>>25842151
cute is a synonym for "beta" that women use
OP don't feel flattered, she just insulted you

>>25842202
>she
more like m2f trans just insulted you

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>caffeine withdrawal headaches
The worst shit, I feel you OP. I only drink black coffee if the coffee type is good or in high quality, if its the most basic shit then I have to throw in a spoon of sugar just to get rid of the cheap taste. Been drinking black coffee for a long time because of my lazy life style and now i'm paying the price, it doesn't even perk me up anymore, its just medicine to stop withdrawals at this point.

>>25841561
>used to hate coffee because it's a normie drink

This doesn't even mean anything, it's just a drink you retarded faggot.

>>25841664
you sound normie as fuck

get out

>>25842291
Why don't you take a break to lower your tolerance again?

Coffee is the ultimate weight loss tool.

>>25842291
>caffeine withdrawal headaches
Holy shit, that's a thing? I don't drink much coffee but I do get a cup like every day at the office with some milk but no sugar to wake myself up and stay warm but after 2 cups I'm pretty fucking jumpy and wired. Hope I don't end up like that one day.

>>25843560
Pretty sure meth will cut your weight down faster.

Daily reminder that there's nothing better than coffee and a cig/lip of chew.

Wish I could quit coffee cause then it would be easy to quit the baccy.

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"-Did you see what Anon is drinking?
-What?
-Black coffee
-What, without any sugar or milk?
-Exactly.
-Wow, he's so mysterious"

>>25841561
>addicted to caffeine
What a bunch of bullshit...

>>25843575
You need to be drinking a fair amount of coffee to get addicted that badly, it's mostly something that happens to bored office drones.

A few cups of strong coffee every day is going to give you a tolerance but you'll be ok on days without anything.

>drink lots of coffee
>been drinking since 13
>started at a wedding reception because all there was only coffee and booze
>in high school would bring a camping thermos with like 2 pots of coffee in it to school every day
>was 'coffee guy'
>7 years later
>have a coffee pot next to my cooking station at work
>usually brew 6-8 pots a day
>everyone at work enjoys my coffee too
>feels_good giving back to the normies

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>>25843515
I've tried but the migraines are like hangovers that last for the whole of the day, i've dug myself a deep hole here and getting back isn't easy. I've toned down and its nowhere near as bad as it was before but I still get a mild headache.
>>25843575
They are legit, but you need to be drinking a cup every hour or so for weeks, at least enough so when you drink 3 in a small space, you wont feel any different. 2 cups a day is safe, I wouldn't recommend going past 4 a day unless its MAYBE once a week where you need a lot of energy to get through.

>>25843703
you can get addicted to almost anything

>>25843703
Not really. Caffeine does have withdrawal symptoms. They're not as serious as those of, say, nicotine, but if you drink 5 cups of coffee every day and then stop you can expect to have a pretty nasty headache.

usually I get a headache if I don't take coffee for too long time
so i just drink it everyday

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>Tfw I only drink coffee at work
>Its shit quality
>The only creamer we have is some fucking brandless powder and literally looks like sand
>Drink it black because im too lazy and cheap to buy my own creamer

Once in awhile if i think of it I grab one of these (Best flavor plebs, with white chocolate in 2nd place), but usually I forget

>>25843248
shut the fuck up normiee

>>25844133
what the fuck is a creamer
this is the first time I hear about anything like this

>>25844353
Its literally powered chemicals that people think are a dairy product that you put in your coffee as a substitute for milk/cream

It literally should only be acceptable for lactose intolerants, because it is literally a chemical powder

https://www.google.com/search?q=dry+coffee+creamer&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

coffee has done nothing for me since the seventh grade
it's fucking hilarious watching people getting so angry at an empty pot of empty calories that they let themselves believe that they need

>>25844532
Coffee has next to no calories unless you add shit to it

>>25844425
>it is literally a chemical powder

Chemicals are disgusting, I hope none of you take any.

>>25843865
>6-8 pots a day
that seems like a lot.
I usually have 3-5 cups a day, but that many pots?
I started at 14 btw

>>25842118
Drinking coffee black does look tough to a pansy who only can drink coffee with milk and/or sugar. they may as well be drinking some nasty Mocha Faggucino from Starbucks.

>>25843560
Unneccesary elective surgery has better results

>>25844425
>>25844353
that powdered creamer shit is nasty shit, enough to make me stomach drinking coffee black when it is the only milk option

I found some vanilla coconut milk creamer that was good, didnt even need to add any sugar, but then i found out it has a shitload of sugar in it, so thats probably why it tastes good

>>25841752
Who the fuck would put sugar in coffee? You dont drink it for the fucking taste. Just put milk to make it more tolerable.

>>25841561
>he likes it black

>addicted to caffeine
I never got this meme.

>Was neet
>Would stay up 30 some hours at a time
>Drink 1-2 pots of coffee
>Crash for 12-14 hours and do it all again
>Start working at coffee shop
>Somehow only drink 1-2 cups of ice coffee a day
>Don't drink it at home anymore.

I mean I'm kinda glad I cut back because I was pretty much always anxious and couldn't think straight, I have no idea how that works though having unlimited free access to it and drinking less

>>25845938
Why drink coffee if it's not for the taste?

>>25846074
have you ever drank coffee? people who drink coffee say they are addicted, but it is usually because it is a daily morning habit that gives them a jolt to get started every day. If they skip it they will feel slow that morning, so it becomes a habit.

>>25846149
I quit it recently too, it just made me anxious a lot. However, it did make me think more clearly when I had some work or tasks that required concentration, and I do miss that. This thread is making me question my resolve.

>get up early in a really long time
>before used to get up when the sun went down
>too late for coffee back then
>today is the prefect time for a cup
>go downstairs and rinse out my coffee pot
>get my coffee out of the freezer and realize
>NO MORE COFFEE FILTERS

why does life have to be so trying for me?

>>25846250
As long as you don't overdo it.

I find having a cup while working lets me do menial shit without getting annoyed or bored. It just kinda helps you slog through it.

>>25846159
Because caffeine keeps you up, unless you're talking about that starbucks decaffinated garbage.

Also from personal ecperience, sugar just makes coffee even worse.

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>never drink coffee because I'm told it's bitter
>decide to start drinking it in college
>cafeteria has a table set up with pots of coffee
>get a cup, surprisingly I don't find it bitter at all
>drink it every day for months
>One day someone asks how I can drink that
>Ask them what they mean
>Turns out I have been drinking just french vanilla creamer for months

coffee does nothing for me. I don't get the boost that people talk about. the only thing that gets me are those double shit things.

>>25841561
>started to drink black coffee at the office to look mysterious and edgy

That's so cringeworthy but also really cute.

>>25846705
HA
You gotta have diabetes now, m8

>>25846074
idk about the normies, but I've had pretty much had a minimum of 3 bottles of coke every day, usually going to 6 at average
Had this since I was in elementary school
If I dont have any caffeine I will have headaches worse than any migraine I've ever had and my eyelid will twitch so much i cant see out of it
It's hell
also im not obese

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Who /icedcoffee/ here?

>started out with white coffee
>pretty meh
>got introduced to black coffee
>feel patrician
>after a while, get introduced to homemade iced coffee which is pretty handy for chugging something down when you're in a hurry
>can make them as bitter as you want rather than the sweet shit in shops and are a perfect drink to aid you in your shitposts.

>>25846665
>only Starbucks has decaffeinated coffee

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>>25846827
Jesus, you drink more sugar than I drink mineral water

>>25846827
>also im not obese
...yet. But you will be if you keep that up.

I think perhaps there are other things in Coke that are causing headaches upon withdrawal, perhaps the sugar, or the carbonation, not sure.

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>tfw social anxiety so bad I literally can't get addicted to anything because going to the store is always harder than dealing with withdrawal

>>25846665
So get the caffeine in pill form, why piss about making coffee when you don't like the taste?

>>25843575
i was drinking literally 10-15 cups/day at one point
after i quit i had headaches and random bouts of pretty severe anxiety for about 3 months

>>25841561
I used to mix it with the the hot chocolate, I would have about 3 a day. And i would be buzzed. In all honesty it wasn't pleasant. This was back in work experience. I would be a junkie.

It was free, I would always visit and make myself some.

jesus fucking christ. you know you have mental issues when the act of drinking coffee demoralizes you.

>>25846705
am I being meme'd or did you actually drink a cup of vanilla creamer a day?

>>25846705
I read this before on reddit.

>>25841752
>black coffee without sugar or milk makes me look tough.

>people actually believe that drinking a black fluids makes them tough

cuckoldry

>>25846989
You get used to the taste.

>>25843865
>6-8 pots a day
dude weed is bad for you

>>25847333
You're spending both time and money to get your caffeine in a socially acceptable form, you're one of them already.

Grandpa bought me a high end espresso machine as a graduation gift.

A double shot in the morning is super comfy.

I also make homemade cold brew with cheese cloth during the summer. Feels good man.

>there are people who don't drink good coffee simply because it taste good

???

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Hand-rolled untreated tobacco with slow burning papers
and coffee

>>25847628
your picture is gay as fuck

>>25847657
>I have plebeian taste in cinema

>>25847523
I drink it for a lot of reasons but I was drinking like a pot a day and now I crave it.

not shitty coffee like yuban though, only quality light roasts

>>25847702
>i post tumblr pictures to look cool on the 4chan

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>>25847628

breakfast of champions right there

>>25847765
>wanting to be a sickly wizard

I conjure phlegm!

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>>25847794

>implying a wizard wouldnt want to kill himself slowly by smoking

get off my board normie, etc

>>25847894
>implying mommy would let little Pepe smoke cigarettes in her house

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>>25844425
OMG CHEMICALS

if you can't pronounce it you shouldn't eat eat!!1

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>>25847931

>implying mommy is alive

>>25841690
Its more the lack off it that might feel, if I'm really tired/bored then it might have some stimulatory effect.

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>>25848003
>thinking that makes it ok to smoke in her house

>>25848003
>implying Mommy's ghost can't get angry too

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>>25847996
that's right, go- I mean, fellow anon! the ingredients we- I mean, they use are completely natural and harmless!

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>>25841664
>>25841690
>>25846665
>>25847523

I never understood that "it makes me feel more awake xD" meme

I just drink it because it tastes good, and decaf leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Anyone else get psychotic symptoms or anxiety if you drink too much coffee in one day?

>>25849876
yeah, happens to most people who drink too much.

also some people metabolize caffeine slower than other, so the effects of one cup can last longer than it does for other people.

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>Grew up very very obese in an obese family
>Have always been obese
>Mother and Father taught me about different coffee
>told me that 'black coffee' was so called because you would melt dark chocolate in it before drinking
>Told me that Cappuccino was actually pronounced 'cappucreamo' and was supposed to be 3/4 cup cream and 1/4 cup coffee black with dark chocolate of cource
>told me that Frappuccino was pronounced Frappucreamo and was the same as above but with french pain au chocolat for dipping
>Told me that Latte was pronounced Lard-e, you can figure out the rest
>went to college believing this
>first morning at college
>managed to interact with success with normie roommates the night before
>someone offers to make coffee
>I tell them I want it black
>normie hands me a coffee
>I notice he didn't melt any dark chocolate in
>get pretty upset
>tell him it is customary for the person making the coffee to add the extras but I will do it this time
>take the cup of the other person who had their coffee dark
>take my dark chocolate from the fridge
>drop chunks into the coffee
>everyone stares at me
>'what the fuck are you doing anon?'
>don't know how to respond
>'s-sorry I didn't realise you wanted less chunks'
>they all stare at me
>'who the fuck drops chunks of chocolate into coffee?'
>realise my whole world view is wrong
>run into my room
>last time I ever spoke to those people

I spent the next 3 hours in Starbucks reading the menu trying to figure things out

How is something considered a normie drink?

What isn't a normie drink?

Battery acid? Child tears?

>>25850349
why do robots make up these stupid stories? its reminds me of the tumblr cunts who make up fantasy victimization stories 'that just happened to them' to get sympathy from their audience.

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>tfw everything is much more enjoyable w/ caffeine
>tfw experience significantly more frission from listening to music when under the influence of caffeine
>tfw feel super content and comfy after a glass of tea or some coffee

Caffeine really works for my brain chemistry for whatever reason. The crash makes me pretty depressed, though.

>>25850366
blood of your enemies

I only drink coffee at work if I didn't sleep well the previous night, and I do drink it black as well. Sugar makes me sick. I drink imported sencha green tea normally. Shit is actually green, not yellow-brown like bagged tea.

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>mfw been addicted to caffeine for 3 years
>it doesn't even have an effect on me anymore, my tolerance is too high
>drink more

does anyone else get anxious after coffee?

I like it but it fucks with me sometime and makes me uncomfortable

I drink 10 cups of black coffee every day and go into withdrawal if I don't.

>>25841750
>Well, I began smoking filterless French cigarettes...

Hah! Gaaaaaaaay!

>>25845938
I do drink it for the taste anon, that's why I don't put any sugar in it to spoil it. Do you even coffee?

>>25845938
>You dont drink it for the fucking taste. Just put milk to make it more tolerable.

Wow, you are such a dirty prole. You drink good coffee for the great taste and complexity of flavours, go drink some Cola or something babby.

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>>25841561
>addicted to caffeine

>>25841694
i hate faggots like you on this board. le shitting contest of whose more of a loser XDDDD. kill yourself and leave r9k forever.

>>25851551
in the morning i do if i dont eat. i get like anxiety and a rush. idk why but i like it even though it isnt a good feeling.

>>25850349
you

kill yourself

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>all those americlaps thinking their "coffee" is decent
>they put a lot of sugar and cream on it
>instead of going 60% black coffee with 40% milk master race

>try coffee again after it being years since last time
>it tastes disgusting
No coffee for me then.

>>25852251
You've just never had a good coffee.

>>25852323
Perhaps, but i'm not gonna try and try it again.

>>25852335
I don't blame you, if all I'd had was shit coffee I would hate it too.

>>25852387
Yeah, perhaps i'll try another type if there is one available at some point. But every time i've tried coffee it didn't taste good. So not exactly winning me over on doing it again.

>>25850366
normies adore coffee, energy drinks and coca cola
on the other hand, real robots only drink water

>>25846980
you know, you could buy a french press and months worth of coffee in one go

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>>25851977
>fucking normanscum telling me to leave the board
holy fuck is it opposite day? am I being trolled?

>>25852408
>But every time i've tried coffee it didn't taste good.
coffee isn't supposed to taste good
you think people drink vodka for the taste too?

>>25852574
Another pleb who's never drank a nice coffee, either instant or a robusta bean

>>25848602
>Cafeine is a meme im so edgy xD
Fuck sake man. Not everything is a meme. Caffeine has legit stimulating effects. It's not even a debate. What's next? Talking becomes a meme? Walking becomes a meme? I have an idea. Try to stop breathing since it's such a meme too. Maybe that will cure your edgyness.

The only reason I drink my coffe black is because I just had 2 cavities filled. No one thinks ur cool. No one cares what you drink. Op is a faquette

>>25852574
>you think people drink vodka for the taste too?
>voluntarily ingesting ethanol

>>25852846
>No one cares what you drink
actually I was bullied in my last work because I drank water and juice while everyone else drank coke or beer
so fuck you

>>25852977
I'm sorry you had to work with fags

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>trying to ween myself off of coffee
>mfw how difficult this shit is

It's gotten to the point where I get headaches if I don't consume it.

Down to 1 small cup every couple days though.

>>25853001
that's just how normies are, it was nothing out of the ordinary

>>25852918
Mix that with mineral water. Tastes better, no hangover

>>25843695
kek

blowckz

>>25850349
lelelelelelelelel what the hell