Unifag here, events unfolded this morning in my 6 person flat, 2 rosties with 1 girl we never see and 3 lads, one of the lads is a very socially isolated individual who is known as fudge, the only thing he will talk about is MLP or anime.
>hes not so much a bad person just really fucking weird, anyway about 2 oclock this morning flatmates come back form a night out, when there is a scream from down the corridor
>everyone runs in to see what it is
>one of the roasties caught Fudge jacking off into her panties in her uni room.
>its been 3 days since we last saw him, there has been no noise from his room at all. but we know hes in there.
what do /r9/?
the Chad in my flat tried busting the door down but hes mopved the wardrobe into the path of the door by the sounds of it.
shes been complaining that her panties and bras have gone missing for a while and "blamed" the chad a lot to get intoi his room and fuck him too.
although bearing in mind this chick is a total slut too. im talking fucking at least 3 people a week and paying for uni to bunk off and have sex with random people type of girl.
>pic related again
at the start of the semester i even got a few pictures from her because we were the only ones in the flat at the time.
kek made me choke on my drink a little there anon, diddnt expect that
oh anon, always the economical thinker
OP here, we got a quick update:
the chad has set up some novelty chattering teeth next to the wood on Fudges doorframe so its making a constant clicking sound on his door.
hes not dead as he told the chad that; "friendship is happiness and youre not making me fucking happy because youre not friendship" through the door
there you go anon >>25840141
, im gunna see if i have anym oire sure there was 4/5 of hers i had
How the fuck does a brony even get into college? This is what I'm talking about when I bring up the "college is not for everyone" thing. This faggot was better off just getting some minimum wage job straight out of high school instead of going to college where the environment is clearly catered to normalfags.
i never understood bronies or the love for mlp, i had a friend in highschool who tried to get me into it, i watched a few episodes but just dwasnt interested. i suppose that im a reader instead, was reading Frank Herberts Dune at the time, couldnt put it down.
admittedly from what i have spoken to him about he got neigh on (excuse the pun) perfect grades in highschool, despite being of of those oddeties.
I was fairly socially retarded when I first got into college. It goes away if you let it and stop caring. A minimum wage job is pretty much the worst existence possible. Usually all the bad, none of the good.
I know someone like this, usually the best course of action is to slowly, without disturbing the person in question, encourage the development of alternative hobbies and a healthier lifestyle.
If he's not mentally ill, it shouldn't be too hard to change his approach to things. If the above option isn't your thing, or you don't know how, you should have a serious talk with him, cut the internet and go into his room, sit him down of his bed and explain why what he did disturbed the girl, and see if you can convince him to apologise, with the promise of life returning to normal afterwards. Don't try and force him to apologise, he'll probably do it, but there'll be no sincerity, which both defeats the purpose of the apology, and increases the chance of him doing something similar again.
Also, talk to the girl, see if you can convince her to not be too violently angry. Being upset is fine, but you can really damage the guy further, if someone who he obviously has feelings for lashes out at him, it can seriously kill progress.
Secretly set him free in the middle of the night. Text him or something first so no one hears you. Then after he is gone keep pretending that he is still in the room and dying of starvation to your fellow normies
Tell the bitch to fucking calm down OP. The reason why the brony is locking himself up is because he's scared of what the slut and her chads might do to him if he gets out. You gotta try to talk some sense into her, or fool her, into not wanting to harm the brony. She's already got plenty of got dicks in her pussy so why on earth would she be offended about him jerkin off using her panties.
push more panties under his door to lure him out
She diddnt exactly go aprshit on him she was shocked and shouted what ther fuck are you doing, the only one who has been a dick to him is the chad with the chattering teeth.
shes been reasonable and wanted to talk to him
it's like you think it's everyone elses literal job to "fix" people
if that's what you really think you are, m8, may i suggest buying a lot of plane tickets and doing this yourself
if normies decide to punish him join them, he deserved it by stealing someones property and doing that shit with it
For all you know, roastie wants to make fudge a notch in her bedpost
Barring Chad, fudge will become a pathetic beta pining after the 'goddess' that popped his cherry, and roastie will go back to screwing more men
nice double dubs anon
and yeah we may have toi
OP here, still cant get him to leave his room. turns out that roastie is missing 6 pairs of panties and 2 bras aswell as the contents of her tampon boxes.
not quite sure where to go from here.
>shes been complaining that her panties and bras have gone missing for a while and "blamed" the chad a lot to get intoi his room and fuck him too.
God I wish I was Chad. Not even mad at this roastie, that's some top quality whoring.