My flatmate fucked up

kek
bust in and video it and maek all the girls yell at him

>>25839921
>>its been 3 days since we last saw him, there has been no noise from his room at all. but we know hes in there.

probably an heroed m8. call the cops.

>>25839921
Does it smell like death around hi door?
Call the cops mate

>>25839921
f-fuck off dude, i was just wiping paprika off my dick!

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>>25839941
the Chad in my flat tried busting the door down but hes mopved the wardrobe into the path of the door by the sounds of it.
shes been complaining that her panties and bras have gone missing for a while and "blamed" the chad a lot to get intoi his room and fuck him too.
although bearing in mind this chick is a total slut too. im talking fucking at least 3 people a week and paying for uni to bunk off and have sex with random people type of girl.

>pic related again
at the start of the semester i even got a few pictures from her because we were the only ones in the flat at the time.

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>>25839971
kek made me choke on my drink a little there anon, diddnt expect that

He's probably fucking killed himself, call the cops before you have to pay a fortune on fucking air fresheners

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>>25840016
oh anon, always the economical thinker

>>25839921
>its been 3 days since we last saw him, there has been no noise from his room at all. but we know hes in there.
He's dead and the body hasn't started to decompose....

>>25839994

>at the start of the semester i even got a few pictures from her because we were the only ones in the flat at the time.

post moar plz

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OP here, we got a quick update:

the chad has set up some novelty chattering teeth next to the wood on Fudges doorframe so its making a constant clicking sound on his door.
hes not dead as he told the chad that; "friendship is happiness and youre not making me fucking happy because youre not friendship" through the door

>>25840141

>that quote

Just kill him. Bronies aren't human so it doesn't count

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>>25840129
there you go anon >>25840141
, im gunna see if i have anym oire sure there was 4/5 of hers i had

>>25840141
How the fuck does a brony even get into college? This is what I'm talking about when I bring up the "college is not for everyone" thing. This faggot was better off just getting some minimum wage job straight out of high school instead of going to college where the environment is clearly catered to normalfags.

>>25840166
i never understood bronies or the love for mlp, i had a friend in highschool who tried to get me into it, i watched a few episodes but just dwasnt interested. i suppose that im a reader instead, was reading Frank Herberts Dune at the time, couldnt put it down.

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>>25840217
admittedly from what i have spoken to him about he got neigh on (excuse the pun) perfect grades in highschool, despite being of of those oddeties.

more pictures

>>25840217
I was fairly socially retarded when I first got into college. It goes away if you let it and stop caring. A minimum wage job is pretty much the worst existence possible. Usually all the bad, none of the good.

>>25840232

>had a brony friend
>watch more than 0 episodes in high school

Gas yourself

>>25840129
i can find 4 of the five cant find the fourth pic. gunna keep looking anon.

>>25839921
>>25839994
>>25840141
>>25840170
>>25840272

This is not /b/ or whatever the fuck you think it is, fuck off normie.

>>25840281
>25840281
i diddnt know what it was about, i diddfnty take much notice to shit like that, i read aquite a lot and was generally absorbed in my warhammer models.

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found one more

>>25840395
Lord knows I'd smash that

>>25840395
Did you two ever have sex

>>25840468
sadly no, it was getting to that point, but no she diddnt, she ended up getting pregnant with someone, she got an abortion and i suppose we just stopped flirting as much

>>25840517
Good call, she could've ended up keeping it and you could've ended up a stepdad.

>>25840517
She took nude photos so how did you not fuck

>>25839921
Damn have you tried to talk to him through the door?

>>25840579
Is this your first day on the internet?

>>25839921
>>25839921
I know someone like this, usually the best course of action is to slowly, without disturbing the person in question, encourage the development of alternative hobbies and a healthier lifestyle.

If he's not mentally ill, it shouldn't be too hard to change his approach to things. If the above option isn't your thing, or you don't know how, you should have a serious talk with him, cut the internet and go into his room, sit him down of his bed and explain why what he did disturbed the girl, and see if you can convince him to apologise, with the promise of life returning to normal afterwards. Don't try and force him to apologise, he'll probably do it, but there'll be no sincerity, which both defeats the purpose of the apology, and increases the chance of him doing something similar again.

Also, talk to the girl, see if you can convince her to not be too violently angry. Being upset is fine, but you can really damage the guy further, if someone who he obviously has feelings for lashes out at him, it can seriously kill progress.

>>25839921
>fucking slut
>freaks out when someone jerks off into her panties
yes it is fucked up but I would say she overreacted

>>25839921
Secretly set him free in the middle of the night. Text him or something first so no one hears you. Then after he is gone keep pretending that he is still in the room and dying of starvation to your fellow normies

>>25839994
Tell the bitch to fucking calm down OP. The reason why the brony is locking himself up is because he's scared of what the slut and her chads might do to him if he gets out. You gotta try to talk some sense into her, or fool her, into not wanting to harm the brony. She's already got plenty of got dicks in her pussy so why on earth would she be offended about him jerkin off using her panties.

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>>25839921
push more panties under his door to lure him out

Fudge is probably dead. You should have checked on him sooner.

>>25840579
because anon like i said "she got pregnant" id rather not be a dad or stepdad tah very much

Nice fake thread, OP. At least edit the images you pull off the Internet so they don't show up on a reverse image search.

>>25840871
She diddnt exactly go aprshit on him she was shocked and shouted what ther fuck are you doing, the only one who has been a dick to him is the chad with the chattering teeth.
shes been reasonable and wanted to talk to him

>>25840709
fuck you
it's like you think it's everyone elses literal job to "fix" people
if that's what you really think you are, m8, may i suggest buying a lot of plane tickets and doing this yourself

>>25841066
Then you guys need to get chad out of there. He's making things worse. Why did the slut bring him in in the first place.

>>25841205
hes the other flatmate anon

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if normies decide to punish him join them, he deserved it by stealing someones property and doing that shit with it

>>25841434
this anonon knows

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never trust a brony

For all you know, roastie wants to make fudge a notch in her bedpost
Barring Chad, fudge will become a pathetic beta pining after the 'goddess' that popped his cherry, and roastie will go back to screwing more men

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>>25842277
nice double dubs anon
and yeah we may have toi

OP here, still cant get him to leave his room. turns out that roastie is missing 6 pairs of panties and 2 bras aswell as the contents of her tampon boxes.

not quite sure where to go from here.

>>25840016
Jew detected up in this thread

>>25840170

Is that a fucking diaper

>>25843358
no, like i said, shes a roastie. bulges man

>>25840912
Was she pregnant in these photos?

>>25839994
>shes been complaining that her panties and bras have gone missing for a while and "blamed" the chad a lot to get intoi his room and fuck him too.
God I wish I was Chad. Not even mad at this roastie, that's some top quality whoring.

>>25843428
she possibkly could have been i dont know how many weeks on she was when she got the coathanger.

>>25839921
Just be a bro and get everyone to calm down.

Bro just tell him it's ok and Monica doesn't mind. And make Monica moan for him and shit.

Its all quiet again Anons, chad has gone home for a night or so lets see if we can coax him out.

>>25844802

You'll have an easier time coaxing him out with Chad gone.

>>25844802
Post pics of the device Chad planted or fuck off.

>>25846290
Device? it was a fucking set of chattering teeth?

>>25846570
Send a pic of that then?

>>25846642
i cant exactly, like i said in >>25844802 the chad had gone a while back. bit late for the party there chums
I can post the rdoor and corridor with timestamp if needs be

>>25846790
Is there a bathroom in his room? How much food or water do you think he has in there

>>25840293
its also not a board just for pathetic no lifes

>>25847170
He does have a bathroom yes pro0bably eats soap for nourishment

>>25847405
Post door with timestamp or anything related.

>>25847503
Vocaroo the brony talking through the door.

Please be real

Please be an kriginal duvking comment you jewbot

still no pic with timestamp after an hour. its fake guys. he doesnt even try, could just take a pic of some door at least