Holy shit robutts, this chick I've been texting for a while just asked me over, was totally not expecting it and now I'm kinda freaking out.
Have you ever been booty-called out of the blue before? I really don't know what to expect and I'm worried I'll sperg out and blow it.
Have condoms on you and don't say a,y stupid shit. Go get laid.
got condoms, I'm more concerned about the initial awkward sitting around stage.
I've never really initiated anything before so I'm just totally at a loss of what the fuck to do.
we've skyped/sexted a few times before but I feel like I'll end up killing the mood.
I probably don't deserve this