Holy shit robutts, this chick I've been texting for a while

She prolly just thinks your gay and wants to ask you about boy advice m8

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Have condoms on you and don't say a,y stupid shit. Go get laid.

you got this shit Op ;_; do it for the betas that couldn't

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>>25839172
got condoms, I'm more concerned about the initial awkward sitting around stage.

I've never really initiated anything before so I'm just totally at a loss of what the fuck to do.

we've skyped/sexted a few times before but I feel like I'll end up killing the mood.

I probably don't deserve this

>>25839315
get some alcohol, maybe a nice bottle of red wine. it will help a lot, believe me.

>>25839315
get drunk and pretend you know what you're doing
just act like you know how to fuck and it will come naturally

also know she wants you so just go for it

>>25840048
>take wine

anon you're a genius

>>25840062
it's true I get less spergy when I'm tipsy

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the time is nigh, hopefully I don't fuck this up

>>25841468
good luck anon
report back

>>25841468
yeah man good luck and tell us all about it