/yg/ - yandere general

>>25837355
What is the point of these threads if you're not trying to wank?

I need to return some videotapes.

Would anyone even be interested in a yandere trap?

>>25838085
yes

also hello newfag

>>25838085
No not really. The idea of a man dressed up as a woman and trying to pretend to be one is just unsettling. If I wanted a woman I'd go for a woman, if I wanted a man I'd go for a woman, what the fuck is the point of a trap? So I can fuck a man and pretend I'm still hetero? Eh whatever.

>>25838266
>Would anyone
>Not "Would THIS SPECIFIC ANONYMOUS PERSON"
Fuck off

>>25838286
Well that's just silly, why even ask questions like that when there are thousands of users on 4chan? Obviously there'd be at least one person interested so why even ask if you don't care about the individual answer?

>>25837653
It's a safe place for like minded individuals to converse.

>>25838085
Probably, but only if the person is somewhat passable

>>25838286
Triggered you fucking homo? Leave before me and the boyz get up in your area

How is everyone doing today?

>>25840806
Sore from sleeping in a crappy couch.

Ewww traps go away

>>25842025
Why were you sleeping on a couch?

>>25842025
Wife made you sleep outside while her and her bf sleeps in your room? Me too man.

Why is cooking anon a closet homosexual?

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>>25837355
>tfw find the most perfectly sized tiny glass bottles with included corks.

Oh dear god, please post picture.

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>>25840806
Pretty alright, my schizo senpai asked me for smokes and little does he know I kissed all of the cigarettes, so when he puts it in his mouth it's like we're kissing.

>>25843557
Are you always posting? Whenever I come to r9k you're in every thread and I don't even come here often anymore. Do you need sleep?

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>>25843593
Well I need somewhere to talk about my future boyfriend. I just woke up though so I'm alright.

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>>25843553
they're about the size of a fingertip!

>>25843954
>>25843553
What exactly would you preserve?

>>25844229
You can put just about anything in them, that's the magic.

>>25843954
They look a bit too bubbly to be perfect for me.
Bottle on the far left looks fun, middle is very very nice, right is horrible.

>>25844632
I meant y'all specifically. Your vagueness frightens me, anon.

Why is Doj a pretentious little twat?

>>25844683
Blood, saliva, semen, small amounts of ointments or drugs

>>25844632
why the big credit to the middle one?

>>25845830
Don't forget horse pee.

>>25840174
Okay, I have to return some videotapes.

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>>25846439
frogot picture

>>25847891
IS the movie videodrome among those tapes?

>>25838443
The people who frequent this thread are the population of interest, not all posters on 4chan

yw for the explanation

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Would anyone even be interested in a formless entity?

>>25847982
Thank you, I see it now.

>>25848005
only if it can fuck you in a very erotic and otherworldly way like in my sleep paralysis episodes

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>>25848070
Yeah that and this and that and thot and thet and thit thut thut

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>>25847926
something "she-male" something and some horror film

>>25848245
do you ever feel like you're being painlessly electrocuted during sleep paralysis?

I wouldn't mind feeling like that during sex, it's kind of hot

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>>25848247
Nice you have Great Taste Anon V

>>25847891
go buy some milk

>>25848271
I don't have a lot of sleep paralysis', cause I sleep facing down and if it happens I'm just confused mentally during it and can't process anything until I wake up. But I can imagine what you mean. Thank you for this deep insight.

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>>25843557
That's a pretty cute act to be hones. If you get lucky your kisses will be part of his cancer too.

>>25843681
I really wanna see a yandere Tomoko.

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Huh, wow. Everything's back again.
Even the site, with a different name.

I got a clingy gf since the last time these threads were popular, so, can the admin of the map delete me off of it now? I was pic related.


Oh, also.

>For everyone here looking for a clingy girlfriend/boyfriend.

Y'all know how people say that you'll get tired of having a clingy partner and that you won't like it after a while? Well yeah, those people where full of shit. As long as you're as clingy as your partner, can handle each other's flaws, and are actually in love, there will be literally no problem.

Don't stop searching.

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If I'm gonna die soon should I surprise them with a visit? Would you? Would it possibly be a dangerous visit?

>>25848869
I don't think anyone manages the map anymore, so your luck falls short.

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dr feel here coming with a great advice for your relationship

stay strong and keep trying until you're dying