>you sit here posting on /r9k/
>chad fucks her
>You find a girl who's willing to fuck
>She ends up getting hit by a truck
>your heartache makes you feel like you're in pain
>she now tries to cuck Chad for her personal gain
>instead Chad dominates her and fucks her like stupid
>you're at home, still browsing OkCupid
>You think about her during masturbation
>Chads fucking her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>She calls you her best friend
>Chad gets her to suck his bell end.
I don't actually care, but why make these and not have them rhyme? You may as well just make a plain statement like "Chad has more sex than you".
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