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>you loan her a buck
>chad throws her a fuck
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>you loan her a buck

nope and I'm glad.
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>>25835705
>you loan her a fuck
>Chad lubes up a duck
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>About her, your mind does not stray away
>Chad fucks the shit out of her
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>you take her to brunch
>Chad eats her for lunch
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>>25835705
>you sit here posting on /r9k/
>chad fucks her
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>>25836323
>to please her you'd go to any measure
>yet chaddy gets the oral pleasure
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>You find a girl who's willing to fuck
>She ends up getting hit by a truck
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>She'll never agree to suck your cock
>only if chad gets to fuck you while you bite a tube sock

First time poster, how are ya?
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>you're fat and lazy
>chad fucks her like crazy
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>>25835705
>you post frogs
>she sucks skin logs
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>You pick her up from the mall
>chad fucks her in the squal
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>you take your model trains out
>Chad fucks her brains out
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>she can't meet you, says she's sick
>in reality, she sees Chad who slides in his dick.
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>you're at home playing a video game
>Chad and her have hot steamy sex and have no shame
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you guys are honestly pretty funny
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>your heartache makes you feel like you're in pain
>she now tries to cuck Chad for her personal gain
>instead Chad dominates her and fucks her like stupid
>you're at home, still browsing OkCupid
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>>25837035
That was a roller coaster
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>you write a song for her
>she sings a song for him
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>>25835705
>You think about her during masturbation
>Chads fucking her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>She calls you her best friend
>Chad gets her to suck his bell end.
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>>25837062
>your love life is a roller coaster
>time to take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster
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>You listen to death grips
>Her virgin flower chad rips
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tonight Chad is going out to smash,
you're still consuming weeaboo trash
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>>25835705
>"No girls like me, they are all whores!"
>meanwhile Chad is pounding your oneitis while she's on all fours.
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>>25836913
why has no one made a conductor pepe
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>you're a virgin piece of shit with a constant sense of impending doom
>she invited Chad to have sex in her bedroom
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>You stutter when you talk
>She moans when she fuck
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>you wear a fedora and claim that you don't care about women
>Chad thrusts his dick into her throat and she swallows his semen
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>You masturbate to anime
>Chad fucks her everyday

>You can't find a job
>Chad makes her panties drop
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>you listen to some video game soundtrack
>Chad fucks her bareback
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>>25837299
>women
>semen
>>25837326
>job
>drop

I don't actually care, but why make these and not have them rhyme? You may as well just make a plain statement like "Chad has more sex than you".
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>you walk her to class
>chad fucks her in the ass
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>>25837397
>but why make these and not have them rhyme?

but these still rhyme.
just onomatopoetically.
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>>25835844
>>25835955
>>25836777
>>25836899
>>25837066
>>25837299
>>25837400

Hi dubs frequency in this thread. Monitoring for study.
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>>25837136
Ask and ye shall receive

OC pls steal
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>you post horrible rhymes on /r9k/ that don't even sound right
>chad fucks her three times a day
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>you plan the perfect approach and scenario in your head
>lmao who gives a fuck, she texts chad whenever she feels like fucking anyway
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>>25835705
/r9k/ makes up rhymes
While I get laid all the time
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>>25837575
make one of the annoyed pepe in a doctor's outfit with a stethescope
also a referee pepe with a whistle
also a business suit pepe
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>>25837788
im going to bed, but have this
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>>25838153
thank anyway anon
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>>25838153
and one thats a little more human
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>your happenis erodes
>she touches chad's chode
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