>tfw no cute baby to care for

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This is the sweetest thing i've seen on here.I hope you have kids someday,Anon.

>tfw no poopy diapers to sniff and hide in my closet

ahh things were so much easier when uncle dave and aunt nancy from ohio stayed over with their baby daughter little patty for christmas...

>start okcupid
>its going slow
>do up my profile a little
>put that I would eventually like to have a kid
>suddenly bombarded with single mothers

I meant MY KID you loose whores
Not Chad's

>>25833432
>tfw real babies are fucking disgusting

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>have reoccurring dreams where I have to take care of a baby or a kitten or puppy
>always end up fucking it up, and they die in a horrible way

>baby
>cute
Choose 1. Toddlers and up only please.

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>>25834591
>I meant MY KID you loose whores
holy shit my sides

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>>25833432
>tfw 19 year old male with baby fever
Telling me how nasty babies are won't make me feel any different. I helped raise my niece

>baby
>cute
Choose 1. Toddlers and up only please.

>>25834591
Kek.

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>>25834591
Kekimus maximus

>>25834591
I know that feel. If I wanted to raise Chad's kid I'd adopt, for fuck's sake.
Am I a hypocrite for not dating single mothers while I myself am a single father?

>>25834717
No anon not at all if you have a kid then hey you have to take care of it but if some other cunt has one fuck her shes on her own

>>25834717
No, you'd be a hypocrite only if you give any lip to a single childless girl who says the same thing.

>>25834717
No
Single fathers are objectively better people than single mothers and you're still not obligated to take on someone else's kid.
Now. Post baby pics pls

>>25834717
Becoming a single father is probably a lot different than becoming a single mother. The only single father I know was cucked by his ex wife and the gubmint, while I know a bunch of single mothers that are all whores and simply that.

>>25834746
I got no problem if they don't wanna jump in where there's already a kid. I get it.
>>25834783
I am not going to post baby pictures here.
>>25834817
>The only single father I know was cucked by his ex
That's the boat I'm in. The novelty wore off for her and she ran off with some guy.

Babies grow up to become miserable teenagers and even more miserable adults. Don't subject anyone to existence against their will.

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>>25834855
Mods...
Not because gore
But because feels

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>>25834858
>I am not going to post baby pictures here.
Please anon
Babies are so cute ;_;
>tfw the momanon who posts baby pictures probably isn't here

>>25834886
What was it anon? I missed it

>>25834891
It's really just laziness. My pictures are split between a small photo album I keep in a drawer near my bed, and a thumb drive (with a backup on another thumbdrive), and they're both in my room too.

>>25833432
Sure are a lot of vagoos posting tonight

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>>25834919
Please anon ;-;
Let me live vicariously through you

>>25834858
Another one huh? That's fucked up. Mind if I ask what state you're in? I'm in California where the judges are liberal as hell and also kept the kids away from him despite all the blame being on the woman.

>>25834982
I'm not in the US. Up in Canada. She just fucking ran off one day.

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I want a son, damnit. I would be a good father. I would raise him to be a good man. A better man than I am.

>>25834967
OP here. I'm a guy. I've had baby fever since I was 18.

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Alright robots, story time.
>be me hs senior
>inb4 under 18, I'm 18 1/2
>dating qt 3.14 native chick
>I'm from Montana so this is the norm
>lose virginity to her
>using condor
>banging shit out of her
>buffalohunting.jpeg
>cum with force of thousand suns in that pussy
>pull dick out
>ohshitnigger.jpeg
>condom straight up ripped in half
>we both straight up shit ourselves
>run to bathroom turn on bathtub
>she's rinsing like a mf
>mfw I don't want a redskin kid
I love this girl and she means the world to me. We've been through a lot of shit. Believe me /r9k/ bro, having a kid is huge, if she got pregnant I'd be a dad rn, and happy af about it. But decide on this shit first.

>>25835142
should've just stuck with anal, mate

>>25835203
She's fucking native their diet sucks dick and too much risk of UTI

>>25835065
That's what they all say, faggot. Then he grows up to be just like you, and it's all your fault that he's here in the first place.

Don't have kids.

>tfw cute baby to take care of

Thought I was going to hate it, but I love it.

>>25835274
What if you're like me and last male in family? If I die that's it for my majestic line.

>>25835308
Post baby pics now friend

>>25835317
Then you did the right thing and ended the chain. Read up on antinatalism.

>>25835408
>Read up on antinatalism

Shouldn't you be reading up on your 10th grade homework?

>>25834967
>not wanting to be a great dad with a big family

I NEED TO REPRODUCE RIGHT NOW

>>25835142
>18
>1/2

*insert annoyed but complacent pepe*