Anyone here 25 and losing at life?

here

i'm trying to stop giving a fuck.

27 here, finishing college, have had a gf of 5 years now, got a decent job lined up, surrounded by friends, still have my looks, not fat at all. Hmm guess I'm doing alright and shouldn't have posted in this thread. Good luck to you though.

not old enough to say ive lost yet but I can see the downward spiral now. I used to be blind to it.

>>25831316
Drinking ruined me. I had it all. Apartment. Good job. Car. Now i live back in my moms basement drinking. Im 24

25 here, almost a lawyer. I can't fail, soon my family will depend on me.

>>25831316
> be 24
> make 95k programming
> as be 6'2 and black with 9in dick
My condolences anon

>tfw 25
>no friends
>never had a steady job
>no degree
>HKV
>arthritic knee
>failed community college
Where do I go from here?help

>>25831456
Load an earlier save file or just start a new character

>>25831421
Like almost done with Law School, what's the point you can be a law clerk for 15/hr our work for some county prosecuting felonies for 20/hr?

21 now, I have always planned on killing myself when I turned 25 if I didnt have my shit together

>>25831316
Same boat. I didn't finish college yet. Third year in and I'm working until I get back in.

Going to move into the basement when we remodel it later this year. I still haven't developed a relationship either.

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>26
>virgin
>manlet
>overweight
>still haven't finished my degree
>never had a job
>scared to even check my bank account, last time it was two digits

I can go on and on.

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>>25831316

>tfw all the other first year college students are like 19
>I'm the old man despite being dumber and less experienced than them

>>25831582
Hey anon. Honestly, man, you shouldn't view it as if you're failing at life in any way, in fact, you have a lot more years of experience and view the world in a different way than those kids in college. You'll come out with an education, or at least a degree to help you move forward. We're all gonna make it.

>>25831582
We really shouldn't feel bad about this. I was in college lat time two years ago and here were a few students that were older, yet fit well in the classroom.

I don't know what to say if you feel mentally interior because I still struggle with that, which is a main reason I can't hang with my own age group.

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>>25831622

>I can't hang with my own age group

I don't even know where other 25 year olds congregate. They always feel 10 years older than me anyway with their gfs and morgages.

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>>25831812
Are you near NYC? Would you like to form a suicide pact?

>>25831812
Exactly. Everyone I know is too busy being adults and I don't see anyone my age at all.

I accept being a social outcast and will work with what I got.

>>25831316
>26 years old
>KHHV
>have never had a job
>no useful education
>no skills or talents
>no passion
>no motivation
>mom still does my laundry
>mom still cooks my meals
>too late to change anything

>>25831930
How old are you, anon? Did you mean your mental age/maturity?

>>25831995
Just turned 25. At this age I expected to be on par with life like some magical switch would happen.

I'm just too diferent to relate with most people.

>>25831896

Australia, sorry m8.

>>25831993
I'm >>25831548, you sound exactly like me, except for the KHH part. How often do you watch porn? Have you ever tried no fap? Like honestly tried it and stuck with it? I haven't, I'm thinking about finally doing it, I've recently admitted to myself that I've allowed porn to severely fucked my shit up.


https://youtu.be/KLrbNw5Vgx8
https://youtu.be/wSF82AwSDiU
https://youtu.be/gRJ_QfP2mhU

>>25832127
>How often do you watch porn?
If you mean actual porn videos including sexual acts, maybe once a week on average. I do plenty of fapping with other fap materials (erotic photo sets, non-erotic photos, non-sexual videos, stories, etc.) or just imagination.

I've never tried no fap, but I really don't think it would help me. I really don't want to deal with nocturnal emissions either. It might be more enjoyable if I fapped less often and didn't use death grip techniques, though.

>>25832127

Quitting fapping just makes me more stressed and suicidal. It's bad enough having to watch happy couples without the constant hornyness making me want to murder them.

>>25832296
Oh, from what I've read, it's not bad to cum, just not to hardcore or taboo shit. Like using your imagination is fine.

>>25832348
I don't know, I fap almost everyday. I'm pretty sure my reward system is all kinds of fucked up.

From the lack of motivation, to the fatigue to the brain fog, it's all there. It's going to be hard because I have an empornium account, too, so I know it's going to be hard to quit the first couple of days.

>>25832484

What if I'm imagining hardcore/taboo shit?

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>27
>KHHV
>useless degree
>work dead end retail job
>...part time
>live with parents
>recently bought a fleshlight, a new low

Funny thing about the KHHV part is that I think I'm actually a pretty decent looking guy and 6'3", but I have a robot personality and man-child hobbies. I try to apply for better jobs, but no one ever calls. Even in my current crap job I see how powerful nepotism really is in the workplace. Do girls care if you live at home?

Also, don't buy a fleshlight it's not worth the cost and fear/shame of someone finding it.

I'm 24 this year and haven't done shit, didn't go to college after HS because I didn't know how to drive and I never went back.

What is the best way to get my shit together? I have like 50k saved up.

>>25832817
>don't buy a fleshlight it's not worth the cost and fear/shame of someone finding it.
Did someone find yours? Greentext story
I had one for a year and threw it out because it started to smell but i was always terrified of someone finding it even tho i live alone

>28
>never had a job
>dropped out of college after 2 semesters
>virgin
>never kissed
>fat
>living at home
>no car
>drivers license has been suspended for years due to unpaid tickets
>Of course no matches on Tinder, no positive attention from girls whatsoever
I'm the King Loser.

>>25832862
Another person here. I had one, threw it out once I found out someone found mine.

Came home and it was open and poorly shoved back in the closet(Alien btw)

They're worth it, only if you are sure you secure them well.

>>25832930
What are you doing now? I don't know what to do either. Its sad I've wasted 6 years. I don't even have a drivers license, that has fucked up my life.

>>25832862
>Did someone find yours? Greentext story
unfortunately, or fortunately for me, there's no story. I'm just living in constant fear that my mom stumbles upon it. Actually, the most paranoid part is that fucking the thing makes a fair amount of noise... so I'm always worried that someone will come home and hear me slamming a rubber tube...

>>25832995
Sitting here weighing whether I want to jack off or not before I go to bed.

>>25832844
That's not bad.

You should go to a local CC for two years and then transfer the credits to a state school. You could probably afford that with your savings and working during the summer.

>>25833052
I don't know how and what to even study because I kind of sucked at math. I'm worried I'll fuck up and end up a failure at 30.

Working on getting my drivers license so I'll have to go back next year if I do.

>>25832844
>I have like 50k saved up.

?
Sounds like you're already doing it faggot. Just use the money to invest, get a car/learn to drive, and finish up college. You're already better off than most your age you dumb asshole.

>>25832984
I put mine in my ps3 box, in a closet, there's also a bunch of lube in there. If anyone finds that, I'd be obliterated, especially because I'm 26.

I haven't used it in 2 years, though, I might as well toss it, but the shit was like $70 and it does feel good, it's just that the prep and clean up is a bitch.

>>25833130
Ok. Then, what if I go back and fail? What if I pick the wrong major or can't get a job after. Then I'll be a 30 year old loser with nothing.

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>25
>uneducated
>unskilled
>inexperienced
>unemployed
>manlet
>skelly
>living at home
>enabled alcoholic
>no car
>no friends
>$0

>>25831316

you're in college Jeff, just chill and enjoy it

>25
>have a degree but in History
>make 40k a year working for TSA
>pay for rent, cell phone, car, gas, groceries, and many other expenses while living with dad
>have had sex

I'm not sure if I'm doing bad but I'm sure 40k a year is embarrassing to the average ROBOT

>>25833313
>I'm sure 40k a year is embarrassing to the average ROBOT
40k is embarrassing to normies, but pretty good by robo standards

Next sunday I'll be 26, I think its time to throw in the towel guys

So what should I do? What should I study?

If there is a petsmart/petco in your area they usually hire you with no experience and then you can move up as a groomer.

>>25833313
man im making like 22k canadian a year... i wish i could pull in as much as you

>>25831421
hey I'm a lawyer. Do family law, it will make you appreciate being a robot. Having no GF isn't so bad.

>>25833557
green text time anon
original stories please

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just want to die

i think its roo late to fix myself

>>25833557
another anon that would appreciate some brutal divorce stories

What should I major in guys? I don't think a 2 year degree is worth anything or certificates in programming or networking.

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>>25833632

>"we'd love you to come in and talk with us"
>"just send us a copy of your resume and we'll set a time"
>2 months later and they never called back

They could have at least made up a lie.

>>25833638
I've had a guy who had the following happened to him
>married some blond slut
>had a couple of kids
>women did jack shit around the house literally watched netflix.
>He finally gets sick of her shit gets drunk one night and insults her. she breaks out phone and starts taping it
> he flicks her in the forehead
>she calls the cop has the video
>gets assault charge. He can't go into the house
> she go fucks off with some other dude, he could only take a handful of things when he left.
> he hasn't seen the kids in months.
>kids aren't in school just being little shits.

Now I'm stuck with this guy. I got an order getting the house back and time with the kids. Of course she completely fucked up the house so I'm going to be back in court next week dealing with that shit.
But really I laugh at the fucking normies who had kids all the normal shit, and are now fucking broke for it. I don't charge them outrageous fees, but it's still fucking funny to me that they are now paying my salary. I know they'd be the type to give me shit about my lifestyle.

Being a family law lawyer is the ultimate revenge againts normies I'm fucking telling you.

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>>25833751
>Being a family law lawyer is the ultimate revenge againts normies I'm fucking telling you.

>>25833751
How to guys fuck up so badly though?

Even with zero female experience, I've always felt that you should be in a relationship for at least a year and have at least one major fight before thinking about marriage. I know several guys at work who did retarded things like marrying because they got a girl pregnant or marrying their high school girlfriend right after college. They are all divorced, poor, and bitter.

I'm 26 and making a lil over min wage at an overnight security job.

It's too late for me so I just enjoy the small things. My exit bag is a buckshot

>>25831355
>27 here, finishing college
its hard to brag when you start it off with this

What should I study that can guarantee me a job?

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>35 years old
>make 35k a year
>no gf for over 11 years
>only leave my apartment to go grocery shoppnig and go to work
>all high school friends are married and have kids

at least I graduated college without any debt.

>>25833832
sure call me a jew all you want but I get like a 10k raise every year shit's awesome

>>25833833
I have no idea. I've had both sexes agree to marry people they date for like 4 months and surprise surprise it didn't work out. people just love rushing into things.

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>>25833939
It's fucking insane how people haven't caught on to the multi billion dollar industry that is marriage.

>people sign documents to get married which is based on "love"
>there is a fucking holiday called valentines day where you spend money to keep your SO happy
>she doesn't like you because some dumb shit and wants a divorce
>she sees a lawyer and they go to court
>drain the poor bastard of all his possessions
>who knows how much the lawyer makes from this,and the judge, the officers standing around the court room, to the janitor cleaning up after the jury are all profiting from this

I wonder who could be behined this?

baka desu senpai

test test

>>25834161
When will they ban no-fault divorce?

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Life can't already be over for us, already, can it?

24 in June. Pissed away 8 months waiting on SSI, only to find out that it takes on average 14 months to get a hearing. I guess it's back to the temp agency again. Wish I didn't fall for the neetbux meme.

>23 (can I hang with you guys anyway? I don't belong anywhere else)
Dunno where I stand:
>going back to school this semester at a reputable university
>job, apartment, a bit of help from parents, pay my own bills and they give me spending dosh
>no friends
>soccer once a week, am the oddball of the team, only one who wasn't friends with the others prior to joining
>trying to overcome laziness and loneliness
>always end up drinking alone
>no life experience really

>be 26
>5'4 manlet
>still look like a 13 year old teenager

>>25834295
it seems that way. If feels over, but people in their 60s wishing they were in our position.

25, gonna be 26 in a few months.

Schizophrenia. Live with my mom. Make 12k/year at a shit job. Paying off my first car. Unfinished degree. Dead father. No gf. Got raped once by a bisexual faggot at a party because he pounced on me when I was blackout drunk & all the sober people had left. Otherwise no sex at all. No ambitions. No real goals for myself. Scumbag human being living a scumbag life.

I should finish my degree, but I just want to get drunk and stoned and avoid life altogether.