>She's out on a date
>you sit at home and masturbate
Billy Joel pls go away and flip over a piano
>>25831123
>she's a stupid whore
>you cry to yourself jacking off to vore
these fucking threads man. they speak truth kinda.
>I waste time jerkin,
>shes at the club twerkin.
into the trash it goes,
>she's off dating a new guy
>while you sit and think of suicide
>>25831259
they have to rhyme spastic
>>25831284
>she's fucking chad
>you're getting assmad about people not memeing corerectly
>>25831123
Her face looks like a man.
His real name is sam.
He will convert you to islam
But was it worth the fuck f a m ?
>>25831313
>goddamn normies ruining my thread,
>while shes out giving mad head.
get out!
>you muffle your crying so nobody will hear
>Stacy screams with abandon as Chad fucks her in the rear
>>25831123
we are both happy, what is the problem here?
>>25831284
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH MOMMY THEYRE MESSING UP MY SECRET CLUBS PRIVATE JOKE!!
*shits diaper*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
> CAPTAIN JACK WILL GET YA HIGH TONIGHT