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>you cum into your hand
>chad fucks her with his hand
You can't rhyme a word with itself. It should've been something like:
>you cum on your own
>Chad gives her his bone
I don't even find these threads are amusing.
It'd have been funnier if it was like this:
>you cum into your hand
>she gets fucked by the whole band

You really suck at this.
>you cum into his ear
>he gets fucked by a queer
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>you cum into your hand
>chad fucks her like a man
>She says good bye
>Chad gives her a cream pie
>you post on r9k getting mad.
>because Chad is secretly fucking your dad.
That didn't rhyme at all, holy shit, kill
>You tell her you love her
>She gets off to Chads finger.
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>you cry like a big pussy
>he fucks her until her pussy is big
is it me or is pepe swaying?
Again, no rhyme at all. Piss off, untalented swine.
Are you being retarded on purpose?
It's just a JPEG famm
>you jack off all alone in your room at night
>Chad fucks her as she screams with delight
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rhyming hand with hand is impressive. Typo right?
You stick your dick in an orange
Chad makes her squeak like a doorhinge
She thinks you're a wussy
Chad fucks her right in the pussy
>Tranny porn and ejaculating in to a sock
>Chad's cock is in her solid as a stone
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That was so fucking stupid it was actually kind of funny. GG anon.
>chads have dicks for hands

This explains everything
>Chad is plowing her in his new Bugatti
>You sit at home eating tendies & moms spaghetti
OP here, how about this
>She laughs at you with her friends
>Chad fucks them in their rear ends
Stupid rhyme. Piss off.
I cum in my hand and I lick it.

What? its cleaner than anything
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>You are lonely
>Chad's penis is large
You're Capping C

Chad is fucking her to a T
>you worry yourself purple
>chads curple gives her a hirple
My penis is 6x4. Is that bad?
>you = pest
>chad = best
Literally fucking kill yourself, you anti talent.
>Chad fucks her til she's sore
>You sit alone and jack it to /hc/
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>you tighten the noose around your neck and prepare for the fall
>she bends over for Chad Thundercock and prepares to take it all
>To Chad she's just another booty-call
>tfw no gf, please just let me end it all.
>he tells you "Hey don't worry man, just be yourself"
>but then later he fucks her dressed up as a Keebler elf
>you sit at home playing Mario Kart
>Chad is inhaling her delicious fart
>You make up all these stupid rhymes.
>While chad fucks her a hundred times.
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>You wait for her to text back
>Chad shoots his load on her back
You know she's gonna end up divorcing Chad and taking all of his stuff right?
>You're a fat ugly NEET
>Because Chad's thundercock, it just can't be beat
>Rhymes hand with hand
That is fucking lazy, get your shit together.
>She's the girl that you adore
>But to Chad she's just a whore
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guys is a 6x4 penis bad? The chicks I've fucked haven;t said anything bad.
> You get raging hardons, really want sex
> In the street everyone could be her ex

>you think about her a lot
>Chad fucks her in the ass
Chad isn't the type of guy she marries.

you are the type of guy she marries.
> You stay and study 3D, polygons and NURBS
>While each drop of Chad's cum she eagerly slurps
I know that but answer my question.
still sounds better than ops rhyme
>She takes his load and drinks his pee
>this is bullshit, normies fucking REEEE
Bugatti ryhmes with karate more than spaghetti
>You're a disappointment to Dad
>Mom wishes she'd given birth to Chad
>You offer her love, riches, gold and diamond
>But only for Chad will she give up her hymen
> Forever dreaming to be a perennial NEET
> Normies breed, forever feeling in heat
>Chads cock is so fucking big and juicy!
I reread it and pronounced it like "buh getty" and it worked perfectly :^)
> You power your best almonds
> He make's her nip cut diamonds
>You tell Chad that you've finally had enough
>He overpowers you and gives it to you rough
> You read Pythagoras, making sense of Timeless Equations
> She get's defiled and gangbanged by the Town's New Sensations
>you fuck her pussy raw with thud after thud
>she bites down on your neck so hard she draws blood
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>tfw I don't even have a career.
>Silly beta cuck, watches as she receives his nut
>"you're next you fat fuck", then he rapes you in the butt
>that line of spit from the balls to her mouth implying she was eating his nuts out
the attention to detail is amazing

... cucking crossed with daddy kink? I never knew I had this fetish.

>You've always hated chad
>But now he's your step-dad
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You lift weights, get super swole
Chad fucks a bitch, meets his goal
You discuss and read, work your brain
Chad dumps the bitch in the rain
You run, and build a fit heart
Chads ex-bitch takes feminists fart
You become stronger by the day
Chads bitch calls rape and makes him pay
You work on your career
In jail, chad will have no beer
You get faster, stronger, gain mass
Chad is drilled in the ass
And later you realize, later you see
Bitches are useless, and smell like pee
So If you want a happy life, with nothing in your way
Tell those bitches "maybe another day"
Go your own way
So what do you guys do for a living?
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>You're a predator, a freshwater croc
>Still can't compete, with alligator tundercock
>you think of fucking her snatch
>she thinks chad is a good catch
>Chad playfully smacks her ass
>But when you do it it's sexual har(ass)ment
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>you look at her boobs and she gives you this look
>chad does the same and she enjoys it
>something felt bad, she told you she was a virgin
>it was taken by Chad, oh and she was also a sturgeon
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literally never post in one of these threads again.

did you even try?
>Chad has been blessed with the perfect life
>And next he is coming to fuck your wife
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>you try to kiss her cheek
>chad hits you in the face
They fail in this thread
She gives Chad head
>On /r9k/, you post toads
>With chad, she takes loads

r8 please
>cashier tells you to have a good day
Fuck you all. My life is shit as it is don't know why I even come here.
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>Chad is penetrating her with his 10 inches of doom
>tfw dad is raping little sister again in the next room
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>She used to call you on your cell phone (nigga)
>She's getting laid with tinder on her iPhone (nigga)
>She brags to her friends that Chad is bigger
>Well fuck you chad you STUPID FUCKING NI-
>You're a sub and Chad is dom
>Proven by that he's fucked your mom
>You Google jobs to work from home
>Chad plows her in Milan and Rome
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>You cry and look at her picture, listening to Drake
>He's out with her and her friends, that fiendish rake
>Your life is shit and yet you come
>Chad gives her rum and taps her bum
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>You're thinking about being inside her
>She's already been destroyed by Dan Schneider
>You drown your tendies in zesty cheese
>Chad's plowin' tweens between their knees
>You torrent a .zip of Taimanin Asagi
>Chad curls his lip and shoots one in your mommy
>You shitpost on 4chan but get not one (You)
>She's sucking off Chad -- but she won't suck off you! XD XD XD
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>He's balls deep in her chub
>You're getting all the dubs
>You're proud of the fact that you combed your hair nice
>Chad farts in her face and she orgasms twice
>Chad's at the club, getting her digits
>You're on 4chan, checking these digits
>you post in these threads
>and still wonder why no qt is in your bed

>you post on /r9k/
>she thinks your gay

>You start these threads without any rhymes
>Chad fucks her all the time

Illiterate retard.
>You get a match on Tinder (rare)
>Chad fucks her like a grizzly bear
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Good enough for me! Not even doubles and in my pants I feel troubles!
>Chad makes you recompile your code
>Then in your gal he blows his load
>You seethe in your solitude; impotent, sad
>Who's rawdogging virgins? It's gotta be Chad!
>She fucks Chad Thundercock
>As you cum in another sock
>You wonder how it feels to kiss
>She's drinking Chad T.'s golden piss
>you cum in a sock
>Chad gives her his cock

>you cry yourself to sleep
>Chad pounds her with his meat

>you contemplate suicide
>on Chad's dick she rides
>You learn a new structure to organize data
>Chad laughs like a demon and cucks a new beta
>you're with your gf browsing 4chan
>she leaves the room, you hear the door slam
>on her way to Chad's cuz he's more man
>"fuck me chad. fuck me. fuck me harder! OOOHHHHHH!!!!! Ohhhh!
>Your anime pillow is tattered and torn
>And so is Chad's date from yesterday morn!
>You get a new mount for 10 years on WOW
>Chad's greasing her meat with 10 inches now
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>Now you're falling asleep
>And she's calling a cab
>While he's having a smoke
>And she's taking a drag
>Now they're going to bed
>And your stomach is sick
>And it's all in your head
>But she's touching his chest now
>He takes off her dress now
>Letting you go
>You just can't look it's killing you
>And taking control
>Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
>Turning to sick lullabies
>Choking on her alibies
>But it's just the price you pay
>Destiny is calling you
>Open up your eager eyes
>Cause you're Mr. Brightside

Why can't chads leave innocent holes alone. Even my girlfriend orbited around a chad for while. Fucking chads.
Slightly under appreciated
>Your vaporwave band just released a new track
>Chad porks your oneitis and nuts on her back
>You worked up the courage to tell dad you're gay
>Chad drills your twin sisters and sips Chardonnay
>Your shrink wants to put you on more medication
>She guzzles Chad's cum -- her new favorite libation
>Your mom wants to know why you're sad and morose
>She swallows Chad's load and begs for a fresh dose
>you spending your time with her and get a hug
>chad calls her a bitch and she let him fuck
>You snag some sweet doujins of Invader Zim
>Chad bones your oneitis with vigor and vim
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>You're alone at home eating an orange
>Meanwhile Chad's... um...
>Chad's chadding it up on his usual whore binge
> You read Mythology and ponder about Troy and it's fall
> Chad subdues her and ass fucks her as she gags on a ball

> Meanwhile Chad treats her like garbage
No, it's actually very decent, you insecure failed piece of normal shit.
>The gym teacher wants you to run one more lap
>Chad's got 5000 matches on each dating app
>meanwhile Chad makes her squeak like a door hinge
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Jokes on you, I cum in my own face
>You make tabletop figures of hand-smelted pewter
>Your oneitis slurps cream from Chad's orgasm shooter
>You busted your ass for a STEM degree, true
>But you'll never beat Chad 'cause he's over 6'2"
>You downloaded rips of Kyoani's best,
>Chad puffs a cigar and fondles her breast
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