>3rd year of college
>have to live in 3 person dorm
>no fapping for god knows how long
>kill me now
>Live in dorm
>Roommate is Chad
>Asks me to leave every second day for hours at a time so he can fuck random girls
>Too b8ta to say no
>Need to do homework
>Can't access room since he's fucking his ex gf since his gf and fuckbuddy are out of town
Living in that sort of situation, how do two guys get undressed and dressed everyday without it being uncomfortable?
Thankfully uni here in britbong operates under a 1 person per bedroom sorta thing. (that's if I even get into uni on my shitty grades)
>being a dormcuck
>tfw have a whole apartment to myself paid for with salary servant tax dollars
Sometimes I lay on the floor and fap just because.
My dad is a doctor so my parents are paying for my apartment food and car
I got in college for free with a scholarship because I'm not a retard like you OP
My dorm roommate in college was cool. He bought me booze until I was old enough to legally purchase my own and took me out to parties. My apartment roommate a year later was a slob though.