>3rd year of college >be me >poor >have to live in

>Live in dorm
>Roommate is Chad
>Asks me to leave every second day for hours at a time so he can fuck random girls
>Too b8ta to say no
>Need to do homework
>Can't access room since he's fucking his ex gf since his gf and fuckbuddy are out of town
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuggg

>>25830677
my bathroom sells condoms, America home of the degenerate

>>25830643
>>25830677
Living in that sort of situation, how do two guys get undressed and dressed everyday without it being uncomfortable?

Thankfully uni here in britbong operates under a 1 person per bedroom sorta thing. (that's if I even get into uni on my shitty grades)

>>25830735
in the bathroom I change

>>25830643
Do a quick fap while taking a shower or when everyone fell asleep.

>fw my imagination has been degrading and I just can masturbate with porn, and need 4 hours to make it all.

>>25830735
Are you not comfortable being in your underwear around someone of the same gender?

>>25831712
I've never been exposed to it before. So I have no idea anon

>>25831734
Oh. It's not so bad, really. I promise the other dude has no desire to check you out; he's probably trying hard not to look.

>>25830677

that was my nightmare right there, but luckily I got three roommates who were like me which was awesome, I'm still good friends with two of them, kind of friends with the other

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>>25830643

>being a dormcuck
>tfw have a whole apartment to myself paid for with salary servant tax dollars

Sometimes I lay on the floor and fap just because.

>>25831809
>he's probably trying hard not to look.
Yeah that's the awkward part I'm thinking fa.m
Anyway I won't have to deal with it, due to me having my own room

>>25831734
I think it's a written normie rule that it's okay for guys to be in their underwear in the same room if they're forced to be roommates.

>>25831712
You've never been in a locker room, anon? Nobody looks at anybody else unless they're Asian and/or old drinking buddies and just change. Nobody wants to be the cock-starer.

>>25830805
And in the bathroom you can fap.

>>25831944
no you do not, dont lie

>>25830643
That inspires me if you can live in a 3 person I can go bunk with a random person to live in nyc

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My dad is a doctor so my parents are paying for my apartment food and car
I got in college for free with a scholarship because I'm not a retard like you OP
Haha

MY ROOMATE IS FUGGING HIS UGLY GF FIRST NIGHT
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My dorm roommate in college was cool. He bought me booze until I was old enough to legally purchase my own and took me out to parties. My apartment roommate a year later was a slob though.