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Do you have an ongoing secret that nobody must know?
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>>25822087
I've done steroids
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i have insatiable cock lust

>tfw you get drunk and tell everyone youre a faggot, pretend it never happened, and continue to pretend to like girls
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>>25822087
I'm hiding condoms in my closet, j-just in case... my parents must not know.

I'm also attracted to "young" women, y-you know?
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I don't want people to know that i'm clingy, shy, and insecure.
They will think it's annoying, so I just give myself another personality.
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>>25822168
I think you don't know what a secret is.
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>>25822087
No, I'm not that interesting of a character, and I'm sure everyone around me is well aware of this.
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I'm sex-negative.
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Im a huge furfag and want to buy a fursuit. But i dont want anyone to know
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I tell people that I'm not a virgin. It's going to be over soon though. This qt at work is interested in me and we'll probably end up dating in a few months. She's a genuine good girl though and I'm assuming she won't mind.
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Everybody thinks that I graduated college but I got kicked out for multiple years of failing grades.

I just tell them that the job market in 'my field' is really competitive and you need a masters to get a job.
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>>25822154
Haha faggot oh my
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Spent a night in prison. No one knows I did
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>>25822087
i never beat super mario bros 3
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I am Obama, please don't tell that Michelle
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I have lots of pictures of cute girls in diapers
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I regularly have camsex with a cute boy met on r9k but I've never had real sex.
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Oh yeah! A super original secret!
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>>25822163
Same. I'm extremely ashamed and afraid of sexuality because of it
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I had a blind date with what turned out to be a trans and could not figure out a polite way to abort it so it dragged on for hours.
Nobody knows.
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>>25822528
What were you in prison for?
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>>25822087
I'll never tell
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I've had gay sex
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>>25822087
I fap to furry porn.
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>>25822087

Yes, which is why I'm not posting it on the internet you faggot.
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I have to keep it a secret from my girlfriend that I saw an escort and night have gotten herpes
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>>25822087
My 5 year old cousin has been groped by my boner more times than id like to admit.
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Yeah. I killed a man in Reno.
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I told my boyfriend literally everything so I don't know pham

Nobody else knows though :^)
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>>25822087
I meet vulnerable people on /r9k/ and convince them to kill themselves.

I've succeeded more than once.
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I gave someone brain damage when I was 14 doing something intentionally vengeful to them
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I've been fapping exclusively to incest since about 2009.

One time at about 1:00 AM I creeped into some bushes in the park at the center of my uni campus and masturbated, came in the bark.

I'm massively depressed and suicidal. I think they've figured out the depression part though.
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For the better part of a year I let some dude in his late 40s be my "sugar daddy". He'd buy me stuff and in turn I'd put on a maid outfit, school girl outfit, or something else and suck him off or let him fuck me in the ass. I'm a girly looking guy

Not even normally into that kind of thing, he was just really willing to throw money around.
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>>25824100
no you havent you edgy little fucker
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>>25824221
My darkest secret is actually that I'm a pathological liar.

You caught me, want to be friends?
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>>25824449
Dude same, I started to write all my lies down, so that they wont overlap each other. The funny thing is that people still believe me after all these years, I need to move to a different city, so that I can forget this web of lies
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>>25822087
Want to suck dick but I'll never do it, also molested.
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>>25824220

story please this is my dream
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im a wicked hot chad that browses this board and gives advice to try and help you guys out because I have psychosis and get anxiety alot now. I went through chad as if it was an expansion in wow (used to play alot) Now I've become something of a myth
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When I was 16 I looked at my girlfriends diary. It said: "Anon was amazing in bed. Who would of thought that Anon was good in bed." Then she wrote that she still loved her ex but I didn't give a single fuck.

>19 and haven't been laid since
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>>25822436
Tyler? Is that you
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>>25822378
>probably end up dating
>in a few months
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>>25824610

pics or youre full of shit
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>>25822529
Seriously? that game is so easy i beat it when i was 8
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Anders breivik, all I can really say without being persecuted.
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>>25824533
Holy fuck, I thought I was the only one that did this.

Lying online is easier because two separate people you told different lies to won't meet, but in person you have to make sure to tell the same lies to related people.
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>>25824574
story what about it? I have a baby face, dude was an older man that wanted to fuck a young looking guy cross dressing. I got A PS4 and a bunch of other shit because I fit the profile well enough.
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>>25824030
you fucking faggot. Tell your goddamn girlfriend. How much of an dumbass are you?
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I wear pantyhose
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The only thing I look forward to in life is death
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I'd at least try fucking/dating a trap, always been curious, only keep it a secret because I don't want to be known as a fag if I'm not even having gay sex.
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Micropenis. I can't let anyone irl ever find out. It's sucks knowing I can never have any kind of real connection with someone, as they will view me as a living joke or subhuman no matter what once they learn of my shame.
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Had a short relationship with my grandma several years back, she ended up having a baby because of it. Gave the baby away to a couple to take care of, but no one in our family knows she had a kid to begin with and we keep it a secret.
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>>25825052
Game over anon wins
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>>25823129
>>25822163
There is no need to be ashamed of anything
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>>25825087
Having a micropenis is worse than impregnating your grandmother. His granny would have laughed him out of the room if he had a micropenis.
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>>25825052
Pregnant grandma? Ages at the time?
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>>25823044
Nigcharios
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Every new years eve I roam the streets avoiding people for 8 hours straight

Don't want to ruin parents night when they invite their friends over so I just leave telling them I am going to a party and walk around the secluded parts of town for the whole night. This has been going for 6 years straight, since I became friendless. Parents still deluded that I have some form of life so they believe everything I say.

The only thing that I wish every year is no snow or extremely cold weather for the new years night so I don't freeze on the streets like the last 2 years
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>>25825168
She was 51 by the time she had the baby, I was 19. Part of the reason we didn't use protection is she didn't think it would happen at her age. We kept the relationship going up till she delivered.
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>>25825393
>She was 51
Damn just how young is ur mother then?
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tried to drown myself. everybody thinks it was an accident.
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I blow off old men every once in a while that I meet up from sex sites.

I pretend I do things on my free time and the weekends but the only thing I do is fapping and browsing 4chan.
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>>25825528
She had mom at 16 and mom had me at 16. She was a free love hippie sort, and mom was just a slut.
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>>25825591
Wew lad, isnt ur mom attractive? Never did anything with her?
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>>25825638
Mom's alright I guess. Never did anything with her though. She remains happily married.
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>>25822154
Oh boy do I know this feel.
Except for me it's
>get drunk with people
>They all tell me I need to come out and they know I'm gay
>Tell me it's okay
>tease me and tell me how cute I would be with a guy
>feelsreallyawkward.jpg
>the next day not a word of that part of the night is mentioned
>But I remember
>And I know they remember
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>>25824162
How were you able to keep that a secret?
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>>25824950
There are good people out there who won't think less of you because of a physical detail.
Seek Rainbow Gatherings and the like
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