If you met her and you two had to hang out, would you just shout

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>>25814368
I'd try to hit a licc at theeze eyebrows

>>25814368
I would tell to her that I am fucking robot and maybe she could let me do anything sexual with her, would tell that she's really beatifull and cool.

> make a move
nigger I didnt make a move in 3 fucking years, I barely can talk to people nowadays, at most I'd be the jesse eisenberg guy with a wicked sense of humor

i would probably rape her to be completely honest with you

>>25814368
I would lose my virginity to her, no matter what.

She looks like Kurt Cobain and i don't want to fuck Kurt Cobain.

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>>25814392
>I would tell to her that I am fucking robot
but how would she know what being a robot means? how would you describe it to her?
>>25814409
Sounds like a good plan.

>>25814443
Depressed virgin. Would also tell that we used to have threads about her here.

I would shout memes in her face, but in a friendly way.

>>25814475
The first thing might work but the second is too much.
>>25814499
I don't know how shouting friendly memes works.

>>25814368
im really beta so at best i would tell her she is really pretty and try to hold her hand

>>25814976
this

then I'd kill myself after she laughs in my face and leaves

I'd probably do nothing and if she saw me looking at her quickly avert my gaze

id be like
wassup baby, wanna get a beer and chill?
proceed to fuck after

>>25815154
being a chad sure is easy
>"hola girl u wan sum sex"
>gets sex

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>>25814475
>used to
/cara/ still exists on /s/ every sunday evening

>>25814368
I'd sit awkwardly beside her, wanting to make a move.
But I'd chicken out and just ask her what time it is or something.

>>25814368
I'd try to pretend I'm a normie and laugh at her silly jokes in hope of getting to perhaps hug her when she had to leave, but since everything I do quickly turns to spaghetti I'd probably creep her out and she'd go sit in a corner playing with her phone the rest of the time.