>What's the whitest thing you've ever done, Anon? You can tell us. We keep a lot of secrets.
One time I let a white person walk past me at night when im with my friends and I didn't harass them
>pic related it's me
I can not say exactly. You might know why.
There were 70 refugees who came to my country, all blacks.
I found one of them, I live close to the refugee center. I talked to him. I [...] him, surprisingly the media didn't find out one of them just [...] but that's all for the best, I don't want to gain support for the liberal parties by [...], you must understand, I'm just patriotic and will do what's best for my people.
Saying the words "sir" or "gentleman" unironically and politely when referring to (A) an authority figure, (B) service industry worker, or (C) stranger whose attention I wanted to get.
Totally not let reddit lmao fa.m xg originiul cummint xD
When I was like 16, I was really really really really horny so I let my cat lick my cock. Btw, never fucking do that shit EVER. It felt like someone was sanding off the texture of my cock. To this day I still have sand paper textured cock head.
That's fucked up man, what if he had a family and kids? Imagine how they felt. They probably cried wondering where their dad went and when tried to ask, due to the language barrier no one would tell them. His Mother, his Father? Brothers and Sisters? That doesn't mean anything to you?
>get pulled over
>grin and white face out of it
>buy 50 inch tv on black friday
>cops everywhere to keep the peace
>checkout in electronics in the back of the store
>make sure to keep your receipt they are probably gonna check you at the door
>cops smile at me
>that the last one
>no heh one left if you hurry
>remember how much i love being white
>chewing tobacco on my front porch
>my bud is there with his pick up truck
>"HEY ANON, MY TRUCK DOESN'T WORK"
>"HAVE YOU TRIED KICKING IT?"
me and a hispanic friend in cs 1.6 were gonna play some pickups and he signed on ventrilo and asked me "whats good?" and i didnt understand so i just kept saying "what?" like 3 times and eventually he says "WHATS GOOD? HOW ARE YOU DOING??? GOD DAMN" all pissed off and i said "ohh. yeah im fine"
no one talks like that around here since its an entirely white state
ate velveta and canned rotel tomato cheese dip with ground sausage in it
I almost died from how horrible it was