anyone on here using tinder?
>best I ever had
>gave great head, epic tits
If you are 5/10 don't even bother.
>Create a Tinder profile 6 weeks ago
>Listened to /r9k/
>Worked on a Bio, worked on pictures and getting some good angles of me
>Got about 10 matches
>Only 1 ever responded back to me and then unmatched me soon after
>The rest either never messaged me, or unmatched me as well.
>Consider my self 5/10.
>Decide to create a chad profile
>Put some guys abs from bodybuilding.com
>All of a sudden getting matches left and right
>Women with things like in the BIO
>"If you're a fuck boy, swipe left, if you are looking for sex swipe left" etc.. are all swiping right on SiR abs chadalot.
>Lots of them are even messaging first which never happened to me on my real account.
>literally the first girl to approach me on tinder was a 3/10 150 pound 5'3" girl
>She was my first kiss
>She didn't want to hang out on new years
>Hits me up again calling me cute and we should go out again
i would but i have no interest too
Honestly, should I try? I dont think Im that bad looking but Im not really interested in dating (too socially retarded). Can this just be a confidence boost?
bunch of idiots buying r9k memes.
I had nice dates with tindr, met some nice girls, sexed most of them, kept friends with some, got my first girlfriend from there.
I'm 5'7 skinnyfat with acne scars, potato nose and far, far away from the top of man. Do you know how do I manage to get lucky with tindr?
>1: I'm not a pathetic man child derrotist
>2: i don't go full eliot rodger and expect a 9/10 model tier girl to settle down for my ugly ass.
That's all, folks. Oh but of course, all women date chad. Yea, right. Keep telling yourself and blaiming your social problems on media
Having to connect it to facebook is what breaks the deal for me
I really don't ever want people I know being able to look into that shit, and I especially don't want randos from tinder looking at the dumbass shit I do on facebook
Are you a closeted homossexual?
> did you hear about anon? I heard from Samantha... She saw his profile on tindr!
> OMG, Juliah, are you serious? No way he has a tindr account! What type of sick pervert has a tindr profile?
You know how I know youre lying?
Women don't fall for muscles alone because it's a red flag for douchebag alone.
We already had a thread here of an anon trying to get girls on a dating site with a fitzenship pic and failing miserably. The thread name was "is chad losing his power?"
The conclusion was that if the same men presented themselves with reasonable pictures instead of shirtless mirror selfie, they would have success.
Sounds more like wasted potential to me. Of course, anybody can claim to be anybody on the Internet. So more likely you're just some average contrarian who felt compelled to say something because you read something you don't like.
>hey go-guys! try out Tinder Plus, only $19.95 a month
>just look at all these hot babes I got with Tinder Plus TM unlimited swipes!
atleast you aren't kissless anymore, congratulations robot.
i suggest you go to the night club and find someone to talk with and then ask her number. seems more effective than any dating sites / tinder.
So you only get to date people in your community?
Mine's pretty small and I don't want my sister knowing I'm on Tinder or strangers in the supermarket recognising my face and then knowing my name
plus I'm pretty certain the women on tinder are all outgoing and have masculine traits
>plus I'm pretty certain the women on tinder are all outgoing and have masculine traits
this is bad?
in 6th grade, i was still playing tag and manhunt with like 40 other people... fucking kids nowadays
guys, kids say dumb shit like that because they want to act like adults. they hear their friends talk about it and want to be cool. it's just pretend anons.
>Swipe right on basically every girl who isn't way out of my league or clearly has a boyfriend
>Do this hundreds of times
>Get a total of one match
>Talk for a while, everything going good
>She's super friendly and we have a lot of common ground
>Work up the courage to ask her out one night
>She doesn't reply and I fall asleep waiting
>Wake up in the morning and check tinder
>She unmatched with me
God just kill me
>tfw 6'1 but tell girls I'm 6'3
They never notice
>tfw 6" cock but tell girls I'm 7"
They never notice
>tfw earning less than 20k a year but tell girls I earn 40
They never notice
Protip: You can massively enhance your potential by lying
I'm a poor jobless student and couldn't even pay a fucking glass of water to a girl, I think she would be able to spot me really clearly, same for my dick size and height
protip : If you are a true robot, lying won't help you
Once I used hot or not, aka tinder before tinder came out and I matched with a qt and ended up talking to her for 6 hours straight, then 8 hours straight the next day, then Skype the next day then she came over on the weekend and we kissed and she sucked my dick for 5 seconds and bruised it. I was with her for 1.5 years. Shed got raped before she met me and slept with another because 'her virginity was already gone'
She ended up dumping me 5 months ago because I accidentally told her mum she was raped when her mum didn't know.
And I've been back here ever since.
What the hell does she mean by this?
I was once matched with this cutie, we talked for 3 days straight.
Was on skype with her overnight until the sunrise, we really clicked.
On the 3rd skype night we laid it all out on the table, and was gonna drive to meet her on that weekend.
But something came up, she said she was "technically a virgin", meaning she slept with some mexican guy from her uni class once.
She "regrets it" and has "grown and learned a lot", but doesn't think that one time counts cause it was a mistake.
That's when I dropped it like a brick and politely told her we should not meet.
I still stalk her on facebook and wonder "what if" while I fap though...
pic is her
She is debating whether to believe you because in all honesty from her viewpoint she sees it as incredibly pathetic because she automatically tho is men get laid as easily as her.
Oh shit I forgot a major detail, she cheated on her boyfriend with this mexican.
So she was a legit virgin and for her first sexual experience of her life, she fucked a mexican from class instead.
Also being "technically avirgin" is just a huge red flag, who the heck thinks like that?
Oh okay then well if she cheated then I can definately see exactly where you're coming from. Mine had never cheated etc. But what a way for her to lose her virginity. I think you've dodged a bullet in all honesty, a woman who thinks Luke that definayely shouldnt be trusted.
>need a normiebook account.
>need chad tier looks.
>need to know how to text really well.
>still need to look like a 15/10 in person.
why shouldn't I just get a 10/10 prostitute instead robots?
I mean that's a good point but I was looking (still am) for possible future gf, and a cheater plus someone who bends logic to her will just doesn't fly with me.
But maybe you're right I should've just banged her, honestly I've never done the one night stand in my life and I just don't even see the appeal of it.
>Use a condor you dork
Please teach me how
I get a lot matches, probably about a 50% match rate (I don't swipe on fatties and 5's or below). I just troll them out of their minds and laugh to myself about the funny things I say. I think I'm too stuck in the whole fantasy of falling in love with someone I meet irl. I've been single my whole life so my loss I guess.
The cost is $260/hr. I don't think she's necessarily high class, but she doesn't look like a junkie or sex slave. Obviously gonna use a condom though.
Pic is her. Now that I think about it I should probably reverse image search her to make sure they're real...
>he doesnt know how to use the 3 condors
ebin meme m8
Because where is the fantasy and romance in that. And also it's way too much effort to go through all the matches seriously trying to find the right girl. And let's be honest; most of the 7+ girls are just socially praised human shells with no interest other than themselves.
Damn, she's a cutie for sure.
How do you even start looking for something expensive like that?
I'd gladly pay, I just have no idea what to google and how to avoid getting scammed possibly.
Go for it if you have cash to burn, just use that condor.
>tfw your dick so thick it destroys condoms when you try to wear them
>had tinder since October
>probably had about 60 matches since then, maybe more
>half didn't reply to messages
>half of the ones that did stopped messaging after one or two messages
>most of the rest were so dull, and put so little effort into the conversation that I stopped replying myself
>had one date set up with a girl I seemed to connect with
>got hopes up in the week leading up to it
>she cancels a couple of hours before, because apparently has to take her friend to the hospital
>seems kind of bullshit, but she rescheduled
>the day before the new date she tells me she's just become "involved" with someone else
>always expected something like this to come along and ruin it, I knew it was too much to expect that I might be able to actually have a date with a girl
>have barely matched with any girls since then, and the ones I have matched with have been as flaky/unresponsive/dull as before
>flatmate gets tinder last friday
>immediately matches with girls and starts messaging some
>has a date set up for this tuesday
>it goes well
>sees her again on friday, spent the night and saturday at hers, then they came here for a bit
>tfw it doesn't feel like it's worth trying any more, because I have to put in so much more effort than others and still get no reward
>tfw girls no replying to messages isn't even within my control (and my messages aren't weird or just "hey" or anything), so I can't do anything to change it
>tfw I will never understand normal people enough to be successful at life
Starting to think I might not have sex until I'm 30. I'm not even that unattractive, I had a few girls interested in me at school and uni, and had a
gffor 3 months in 2013, but now there's not even any opportunities for me to mess up.
I don't know what to do. I don't even have anything to offer a potential gf, given that I barely leave the house and my only hobbies are shitposting and vidya, but then my flatmate does the exact same and that doesn't stop him.
hey idiots, dont put so much fucking thought into it.
you dont want qts, you just wanna fuck right?
so... 1. get your matches up 2. if youre ugly use chad pics then switch the pics with yours,all of these whores have 100000 matches anyway cause it makes them feel special
have a flirty non-commital funny line ready as your opener. mine is "hmmmm, what should i do with you" or "how cute are you though? almost makes me embarassed with what im thinking. .almost"
now the ONLY point of these openers is to be flirty to start so you dont have to pretend to be interested in their bullshit, and if they are interested in you they will respond. cause obviously something sexual is implied. ONCE YOU REPLY , HALF THE BATTLE IS WON
then have something else ready to kinda seal the deal, thos can be anything cause if they replied, they are already interested! its a no lose
its like a primary, you have to easily weed out the ones that wont win until youre left with a few.and do it quickly, easily, without wasting your time and thinking too much. and this is coming from a 6/10 at best who is amazed anyone would ever be interested in me, but having a good process it half the battle.
if you have an questions ask.
Have you ever actually slept with someone using this method?
>"how cute are you though? almost makes me embarassed with what im thinking. .almost"
>"how cute are you though? almost makes me embarassed with what im thinking...almost"
girls are memes. i recognize its super cringeworthy but remember, the name of the game isnt to waste 1 hour chitchatting with a girl that wont meet you. somehing lame like this is perfect enough to eeed out most girls that would scoff at this bullshit line.
but those that do reply? its gone decently far every time and smashed 4 of these girls out of like 10. just try it. the most important part for robots like us is just weeding out the timewasters
What im not showing you : the majority that didn't even reply. But those that did were all-in from the start
This one went nowhere, you could tell just by the reaction
This one I could do it with but as youll see in the next photo, i put this one on the backburner for her
This girl, i couldnt seal the deal wednesday cause i had something, but the day after i actually went all the way
Again, these were 4 girls out of at least 10+ i used this method with, thats not even counting the others i tried to chat with the regular way
And this is me not getting much matches, like i said im just average so if a girl matches me, they probably made an exception for a non chad
Met my gf on tinder, we both deleted the app after melting and we've been going strong for 4 months now
>Inb4 "ugh roastie, she's gonna cheat on you
Nah familia, i am with her almost every day and she loves me just as much as i love her. Her parents suggested we should more in together lol
Probably the best representation of women
This...actually makes me really disappointed in people.
I clearly play MH4U too much, because this mental image is hilarious
but wait, theres moar where this came from
Every time I talk with a girl we just end up chatting for 30 minutes and that's it.
Also, since girls never initiate contact, what the fuck am I supposd to do when I'm matched with a girl who has nothing in her profile?
I like qt pure girls but man you fucking dropped the ball hard on this one, road was all paved, you could have just hit that roastie then have a pretend you love her relationship and when she cheats on you or dumps you you're like giving zero shits.
not physically possible
cute meme though
What the hell do you mean by that?
>add some chad pics
>spoof gps location
>find some stacies and convince them to meet somewhere with a live cam
>laugh at them when they waste their time standing waiting for their kight in shining armor
Sounds like it could work
>Obviously Chad can say whatever he wants
Anyone have that screencap where an anon used a chad profile, said something along the lines "I want to suck your dad's dick" and the girl replied with "I'll talk to him and see what I can do"?
Heyyy what a coincidence, i have been heavily feeling about deleting mine, not giving as much thought though. I will read this thread and probably feel more compelled to delete it when i read all 132 posts.
I'm pretty new to tinder considering I just dumped my dumb phone a few weeks ago. The thing that sticks out about the app is that there are so many nose rings and Starbucks baristas. Like what the fuck?
Anyway, I got two matches. Probably bots I would wager. I don't even know what I should say to them.