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So, when am I getting grandchildren Anon?
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So, when am I getting grandchildren Anon?
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So annoying getting asked that.
I feel so smug knowing that I'm not going to have kids, it's a giant fuck you to her.
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>>25806928
Just give her grandchildren. It's not hard.
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>>25806783
IMPOSING EXISTENCE ON SOMEONE SHOULD BE A CRIME MOM!

I NEVER WANTED TO BE BORN!

FUCK YOU!
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My mother used to do this back when she assumed that my homosexuality would eventually resolve itself.

I tell her my sister gave grandkids so that excuses me from ever reproducing. She still insists I should adopt.
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>>25806783
Never been asked this. My mother is perfectly okay with me never getting married.
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Never

I'm sorry mama
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My mother is well aware I should never be around children, much less have any part in making them.

I love my mother.... I should do something nice for her
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I'm a robot. My sister is a total Stacey, but she's childless and unmarried at 29. I feel bad for my parents. They'd be excellent grandparents. Doesn't look like it's in the cards though.
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>>25806956
Woah fella's.

Looks like we got a degenerate.
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As soon as you bend over.
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>>25806999
>>25807000
trips in a row
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>>25807000
Pretty much everyone here is a degenerate, but thanks anyway, Ben.
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fuck you cunt this genetic line ends here
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My mom just assumes itll happen. That I'm lying when I say I'll never get a date in the first place and that I'm idealogically opposed to marriage and children.
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>>25807171

Just go get a gf. fag
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My mom doesn't care about this. When she gets lonely she just gets another cat. Highest it got was 19 cats.
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>>25806783

>When I get genes good enough to attract a mate
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>>25807180
Fuck no Im looking for a unicorn. And I'm not going to look until I get fit. And I'm not even going to look.
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>>25806783

My dad pulled that shit on me this morning and he knows i'm a fag.

I've even brought my boyfriend home for thanksgiving.
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>tfw implied I might become a monk around my mom and got the grandchildren speech
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>>25807283
UNDER RATED

>the robot is a tyrant
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>>25806937
I'm not going to let little insignificant things like attempting a caring physical and emotionally intimate relationship come between me and petty vindictiveness.
Besides I can't afford kids and don't want to get saddled with some baby momma.
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>>25807319
Just adopt an orphan nigga
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i told you i didn't want kids when i was like 16.
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Probably soon because my girlfriend forgets her pill on a regular basis.
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>>25807471

RED FLAG
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FLAG
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>>25807471
GTFO normal.


GET THE FUCK OUT!!!


REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>25806783

When you undo the damage that the sexual revolution, feminism and welfare state did to the traditional family model and make it possible to support a family on one income again.

I.E never.
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>>25807434
That's what I plan to do. I want to help a kid that has no hope. Those poor teens are in need of funds and some love for a few years...as long as I can give it.

My heart goes out to them.
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>mom is obsessed with babies
>brother has gf
>gf has tubes tied
>lonely robot
>have varicoceles
>painful as fuck
>tell parents about it
>they don't care
>tell them it can make you sterile
>immediately schedules an appointment with best urologist in my area who specializes in varicoceles
>get surgery to fix it
>still awkward as hell
>she's never gonna get grandkids
haha, jokes on her, enjoying not having pain though
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>>25806783
You get FUCKING NOTHING you soul butchering subhuman.

You screamed at me every day of my childhood how there was nothing worse than having kids, and you're a narcissistic monster.

Is there a shortage of children? No? Then fuck you and everything you think you stand for. You are darkness shaped vaguely like a human, and you are a blasphemous insult to the human spirit.
How about a goldfish?
//Lol the goldfish is cursed
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>>25807027
This post informs me that I have a heretofore unknown gilf rape fetish.

Did not know that about myself. Hmm.
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>>25807540
it seems like you're a faggot in addition to being gay
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>>25807597

it was probably killing your testosterone too.

Get it checked anyway, the damage may be permanent.
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>>25807652

are you touching yourself now, Anon?
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>>25807691
doctor told me test is too dangerous
my levels are below normal but he told me they're not low enough to justify a test script
like, the only symptoms I have are depression, low sex drive, and high pitched voice
I developed a masculine body and face even with low test from ages 15-21
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>>25806783
when you suck my dick bitch!
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>>25807836
I was until I saw grey chest hair. Eww.
Otherwise quite nice. Thankee, English.
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>>25807836
I'm gay and this turns me on. probs the thought of cheating on my man and getting hot ropes of cum shot into me
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>>25806783
when I can afford to send it to private school bitch
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>>25807839
>my levels are below normal but he told me they're not low enough to justify a test script
go to /fit/. go to the fraud thread. tell them your situation. you can just "supplement" test on our own, those guys do it on the regular.

if you go for low doses, it will probably not even be that expensive.
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>>25807836
>Wearing a condom
>>came inside her

Also damn both of those bodies are gross as hell.
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>>25807471
enjoy paying child support
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>>25807836
>she cried when he came inside her
>man is clearly wearing a condom
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My sister's happily married with two kids, so I'm off the hook.
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>>25806783
My brother is a Chad so i don't have to worry about that
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>>25808139
>tfw the family name ends with you
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>>25806783
And why would i want to pass on the shittiest of genes so another fucker can suffer like me ?
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>>25807839

>doctor told me test is too dangerous

Uh no, it's not. This moral panic bullshit is fuckin retarded. Guys need the test of a dead chicken to get some fucking basic meds.

>like, the only symptoms I have are depression, low sex drive, and high pitched voice

Oh wow, nevermind, carry on. No problems here.

Estrogen is handed out like candy but guys live shit lives because docs are too pussy to prescribe a basic replacement dose of test to get a guy back to where he should be.
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>sister can't have kids due to medical condition
>brother is a legit autist

tfw all hope for grandkids is on me, at least my last name is so common there isn't the whole thing with it being passed down
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>>25808497
Just preserve your sperm, your genes will still be passed on.
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>>25807415
I'm in the same boat anon.
Gloat life is best life
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>>25806783
Anyone here think they might be capable of bearing offspring someday but want to be /childfree/?
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>the only reason you exist is because your mother demanded your dad a pet to keep her busy
>now that her pet is old and obsolete she demands a new one
Fucking women. Literally what's the deal with them wanting babies so fucking much?
There's literally no reason to have kids. Someone explain this to me, I'm genuinely confused.
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>>25806783
STOP IT! STOP IT! NO! I WOULD NEVER FORCE AND INNOCENT HUMAN BEING INTO THIS SHIT WORLD YOU EVIL BITCHY HAG I'LL DO YOUR "grandchildren" A FAVOR BY ASSURING THEY NEVER EXIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25806783
>So, when am I getting grandchildren Anon?
As soon as you give me a crack at the pussy, mom
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>>25809238
Biology

Women want babies
Men want to have sex with women because it makes babies (not necessarily because they want babies, but they want to sex because it will mean babies)
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>>25806783
When my Chad older brothers knock up some whore, when else do you think?
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>>25808291
I should get a new doc, but this is one of the leading urologists in my area
and he thinks that because I developed a masculine face even with low test, it's not important and I should be able to "power through" it
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>>25806783
Ask my sister.
No way I am going to raise some kids.
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>tfw you want to bless your parents with grandchildren

If only i could find a decent faithful women in this day and who would want to bear children with me
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>>25806783
As soon as my sister has kid. I've told my family I'm not getting married and potentially getting my shit fucked up, fuck that. I'm going to just aim for being a cool uncle who hooks it up with vidya

>mfw my parents are now equally disillusioned with marriage and are completely fine with this
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>>25810349

what a dumb cunt.

And go to an endocrinologist, not just a uro.

If all else fails, like the other guy said go to /fit/ and find a Roid thread.
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>>25808060
my pastor was right about you faggots. y'all should be rounded up and executed
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>have erectile dysfunction

Not anytime soon...
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>>25807180
Where? In the store?
You mean I can buy one right now?!
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