Holy fuck. Eggwomen twins. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/A

Mystery you are crazy as shit. We all saw that post.

>>25805714
you didn't see shit, bud. maybe you're the crazy one, imagining things

>>25805724
Suck my cock dyke

>>25805559
Truly majestic creatures.

>>25805724
what are you doing on here? I thought you were too busy watching your boyfriend suck teenage cock these days

>>25805854
u wot m8, samson? i spent the day at my bf's place watching animu and cuddling and other stuff. now im curled up with tea, it was a good day, 9.7/10

he's not gay or a quasi-pedo, the only person he orally services is me, whenever i want.

>>25806479
and in a couple weeks, you'll be watching him blow some twink while you rub your clit and cry

>>25806495
my bf is literally 0% gay, completely and totally 0% gay. i'm like 100% confident he is not gay at all. idk why you are so convinced

>>25806506
so he claims
alternately, you could be watching him fuck a Stacy. either way, you're going to be cuckqueaned

>>25806531
i don't think he will cuck me.

why do you think he will cuck me?

ps i just realized we are eskimo cousins twice-removed and i want to kill myself. disgusting

>>25806567
>eskimo cousins twice removed
how?
and he will, because you are an ugly misandrist cunt who no man could ever truly love

>>25806594
>ugly
some men fetishize it

>misandrist
SINCE WHEN

>cunt
nop

>>25806618
still haven't answered my question
and you always post about how you hate men

>>25806679
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>>25805854
>tripfaggot normie literally fuming with anger that he can't get laid by a """""""""""""""""""""""""fembot"""""""""""""""""""

>>25806679
the fact that you are confused about my intended meaning means you're fucked like eight billion people from /r9k/ and therefore are a normie slut

i hate slutty men like you, not my fault you chose to whore yourself out rather than keep yourself chaste for a qt3.14. don't hate the playa, hate the game

>>25806700
lol I would never fuck mystery
>>25806705
nah, I've only fucked 2 girls who browse here (or used to anyway), and I doubt you have anything to do with either of them

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>>25805854
Some (You)s for idiot attentionwhores

>>25806787
>2016
>keeping your kittens in jizzsocks

I seriously hope you don't do this.

>>25806759
jesus christ samson, is your IQ like 70?

>>25806787
I can never tell if you like me or despise me. stop being so damn tsundere

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>>25805854
Just shilling my app in a tripfag thread

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>>25806817
>2016
>using jizzsocks instead of a qt's vagina

>>25806821
so you fucked a guy who fucked abbie?
I'm really not sure what you mean by "eskimo cousins twice removed", and you are obviously too stupid to clarify

>>25806863
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>>25805559
OPplsdelete this cancerous thread

>>25806863
>you are obviously too stupid to clarify

I'm not too stupid to clarify, I'm amusing myself with the fact that it's taking you so long to figure it out. I can almost see the cogs turning...

>>25806863
>taking her bait

samson please

>>25806886
I really don't give a damn, I'm mostly over the sluts I fucked from here, and don't give a single toss who else the Chads they're banging screw

testing my new epic trip bros

*hides*

>>25806917
>mostly

kek

>>25806917
She's messing with you

Can someone explain who eggman is?

>>25806960
post your face right now :3

>>25806967
another normie

>>25806960
I figured as much, just wanted to be sure
>>25806945
you'll be anon again very soon
newtrips never last long

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>>25806993
>not believing i could get premium grade-A chad dick

>>25807013
I believe any true Chad would cuck you and laugh about it

>>25806705

>don't hate the playa, hate the game

or you can choose to not play the game and stay true to higher principles

i agree with you there but dont say this garbage

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why does s4m50n have it out for mystery?

i feel like this is a soap opera i'm behind on.

>>25807045
samson is mad mystery is a stacey whore

mystery is mad the samson is a normie cuck

>>25807030
he's not a chad, he's an innocent half-virgin or was qt that i've corrupted with my succubus powers

>>25807013

a girl having the capability to to get a dick in their cunt, wow such an achievement

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>>25806972
tfw ineedmorereactionpics

>>25806993
samsonpls

>>25807062
thanks for the extra info anon

>>25807071
then you're not with any sort of Chad tier guy, and will likely cheat on him like the whore you are

>>25807086

manly hands tbqh

>>25806479
>i spent the day at my bf's place

when are you going to admit we were all right about you?

>>25807089
should just filter all tripfags imo

>>25806705
>rather than keep yourself chaste for a qt3.14
>there are pics of mystery with cum on her face begging for daddys fat pedo cock

>>25807101
i will NEVER leave him

and i dont want a chad i only WANT HIM !!!

he is perfect and u r mad im finally happy while youre still a miserable cunt

>>25807112
I like reading yours and Mystery's posts too much to filter them out.
She's my 4chan waifu.

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>>25807135
This post is as sad as this thread is shit.

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>>25807102
you're damn right
you know you want these fingers up in you

>>25807135
My posts have 0 useless content 99% of the time
I think you meant samson

>>25807185
nah i meant yours.

>>25807166
what makes it sad anon?

>>25807185
0shouldnt be there

>>25807127
>cum on face
>not the worst fetish for ugly girls to have

It's how you ruin your makeup famalam

>>25807170
>sausage fingers and gross skin

My qt literally has 10/10 handmodel hands. Seriously perfect porcelain skin and long thin piano player-tier fingers. Yours make me CRINGE.

I left 4chan for years and come back to this tripfaggotry?

what's even going on?

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>>25807193
Waifus are sad, e-waifus are even sadder.

>>25807259
Its a containment thread, please return to your scheduled shitposting in threads designated "no attention whores"

>>25807135
Why do people give her the time of day? I understand the desperation, but why would anyone want such a terrible person as their waifu? baka

>>25807259
son, how long have you been gone?

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>>25807347
Her personality is appealing to me and she's a qt. I don't see her as a terrible person.

>>25807353
Uh shit. I started posting again yesterday because I'm bored but before that I stopped posting in 2011 or so.

I'd stop by /b/ every 8 months or so for a few minutes but that's all really.

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>>25807387
thanks desu qt

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>>25807387
It's cancerous. You should move on to bestgirl, picrelated

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>>25807442
I strongly disagree with your opinion.

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is the tripfag "mystery.jpg" the deformed girl in this pic?

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>>25807467
>she still tugs at samson's heartstrings

>sees potentially interesting thread
>suddenly a bunch of tripfags
wew lads im out

>>25807493
>women can be fat, its okay
>women can be whores, its okay
>women can be retarded, its okay
>but being born with unfortunate birth defects? SHUNNED FROM ALL SOCIETY AND IGNORED

men are extra

>>25807493
what's deformed about her? she looks fine to me

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>>25807527
>women can be whores, its okay

>>25807581
>men will literally move mountains for WHORES
>then spit on you because you were born with ugly pores

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>>25807613
Every man wants to get their dick wet, they will fuck uggos, your argument is invalid.

Her and eggman are going to create a mutant race that will conquer humanity, mark my words

>>25807505
>>25807442
well thanks a fuckload asshole
>>25807527
>men can't be fat, poor, or even socially awkward
yeah, fuck off whore, we have it much worse

>>25807564
>big ass forehead
>eyes/eyebrows too far apart and soulless eyes
>nose flatter than a korean
>mouth/jaw like Roger Ebert
also she kinda looks like eggman so that alone says how deformed she looks

>>25807756
you can be whatever you want to be if you put your mind to it, friendo

>>25807387
Despite her pandering, illogical claims, and hypocrisy?

>>25807613
You have a bf, what are you complaining about? If you are so secure in your relationship, what does the opinion of a random anonymous stranger on the internet matter to you?

>>25807527
In this thread you stated yourself that there are guys that fetishize ugly girls.

>>25807132
If you're a feminist you really need to not use misogynistic slurs such as "cunt". You're not reclaiming it, you're being a jerk, and it's not cute.

>>25807756
I'm sorry bb. I was hoping ginger would show up and provide some more samson+abbie pics. youtwolookedlovelytogether

>>25807786
if that were the case, I would probably have left this place long ago

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>>25807815
Why are there so many retarded feminists on this board? Are you trying to save this place, is there a tumblr group you cunts hang out in?

I hope you all tripfags get cancer

>>25807777
none of that stops me from doing things i enjoy such as drinking and cuddling pupper though.

>>25807803
>if you are so secure in your relationshi-
stopped reading here

>>25807815
i missed the part where i am a feminist? most feminists want my head on a stick because something something transphobia

>>25807777
i honestly don't think she's bad looking. i'd definitely fuck her