Holy fuck. Eggwomen twins.
I think Eggman will be coming to New York if he sees this thread. He has found his mate(s).
u wot m8, samson? i spent the day at my bf's place watching animu and cuddling
and other stuff. now im curled up with tea, it was a good day, 9.7/10
he's not gay or a quasi-pedo, the only person he orally services is me, whenever i want.
the fact that you are confused about my intended meaning means you're fucked like eight billion people from /r9k/ and therefore are a normie slut
i hate slutty men like you, not my fault you chose to whore yourself out rather than keep yourself chaste for a qt3.14. don't hate the playa, hate the game
Some (You)s for idiot attentionwhores
Just shilling my app in a tripfag thread
>using jizzsocks instead of a qt's vagina
>you are obviously too stupid to clarify
I'm not too stupid to clarify, I'm amusing myself with the fact that it's taking you so long to figure it out. I can almost see the cogs turning...
>not believing i could get premium grade-A chad dick
why does s4m50n have it out for mystery?
i feel like this is a soap opera i'm behind on.
This post is as sad as this thread is shit.
you're damn right
you know you want these fingers up in you
Waifus are sad, e-waifus are even sadder.
Her personality is appealing to me and she's a qt. I don't see her as a terrible person.
Uh shit. I started posting again yesterday because I'm bored but before that I stopped posting in 2011 or so.
I'd stop by /b/ every 8 months or so for a few minutes but that's all really.
It's cancerous. You should move on to bestgirl, picrelated
is the tripfag "mystery.jpg" the deformed girl in this pic?
>she still tugs at samson's heartstrings
>women can be fat, its okay
>women can be whores, its okay
>women can be retarded, its okay
>but being born with unfortunate birth defects? SHUNNED FROM ALL SOCIETY AND IGNORED
men are extra
Every man wants to get their dick wet, they will fuck uggos, your argument is invalid.
>big ass forehead
>eyes/eyebrows too far apart and soulless eyes
>nose flatter than a korean
>mouth/jaw like Roger Ebert
also she kinda looks like eggman so that alone says how deformed she looks
Despite her pandering, illogical claims, and hypocrisy?
You have a bf, what are you complaining about? If you are so secure in your relationship, what does the opinion of a random anonymous stranger on the internet matter to you?
In this thread you stated yourself that there are guys that fetishize ugly girls.
Why are there so many retarded feminists on this board? Are you trying to save this place, is there a tumblr group you cunts hang out in?
none of that stops me from doing things i enjoy such as drinking and cuddling pupper though.
>if you are so secure in your relationshi-
stopped reading here
i missed the part where i am a feminist? most feminists want my head on a stick because something something transphobia