What's your spirit animal?

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Greenland Shark.

I'm solated from society.
I live in a frozen workld.
No-one will come to save me.

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>>25805023
a baby African Grey Parrot desu

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>>25805023
doge, senpai

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A regular, generic, run-of-the-mill beetle

A dik dik
or a tit
Maybe a ass
Could be a booby

Did I miss any?

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This dog is me.

>>25805368
>Did I miss any?
beaver

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A shaman on /x/ told me so

A polar bear

>a frog

this penguin in particular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7kdDeGXUjI

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God's most humble of creatures.

>>25805477
>a shaman
>from /x/
>not even a real animal

I am very disappointed in you, anon.

I'll try to think of my own, in any case, and post it later.

>>25805477
>A shaman on /x/ told me so

Top kek

>>25805023

what the fuck is a spirit animal

>>25805368
The crusty penis fish

>>25805023
>spirit animal
normie meme

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A dirty big old cheeseburger

I've been between lion and lizard for a while. I dunno, both seem perfectly accurate, except the lion is more alpha by nature and I'm more the carefree kind.

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>>25805023

i was told by my peers that my spirit animal was a elephant because i was really strong and cool idk why i didnt have a gf i think people couldve been intimidated by my allegiance

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I dunno but I think I'm this bird's spirit human

How do I find out? I don't really like animals.

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Sloth, I just eat shit and exist. Also I make creepy advances on women.

A rat.

It ain't easy surviving in a world where you disgust everyone

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>>25805023
Stick bug.

I'm fragile and try to remain as inconspicuous as possible.

>>25805023
>What's your spirit animal?

a nigger

>>25806100

gonna have to go on a vision quest

go out into the desert, dig yourself a hole and sit in it

do this for a week without eating

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White Witch Moth

Everyone's scared of me and gets alienated by me but I really just want to find a cool quiet spot to be invisible in and hang out on

>>25806100
you could probably take a test on quizilla

>>25806244
Holy shit lmao
/thread

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Probably a fox, because I like them. I managed to come pretty close to one as I was walking last fall. Crows are pretty neat too though. Coyotes aren't bad but they're the poor man's fox. I see them all the time but foxes are a rarity.

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Definitely a hyena.
That, or a vulture.

>>25806345
It's an owl apparently.

>>25806100
You are the armadillo. Nice dubs.

>>25806015
You are the plains zebra.

Also he said "I send you spirit of dragon" which is, I suppose, slightly different.

I believe that all of existence is interconnected by whatever is driving the four fundamental sources.

I believe that the mind/consciousness of a human can regress back to various anscestral states, as well as reach out and connect with others. So, humans form a special bond with animal mindframes. This bond is temporary and meant to teach you something. Having the same spirit animal from birth to death would mean you were totally stagnant, no bueno

I'd offer to do more readings here but you're all vile horrid people who would bully and berate me for liking fun

>>25806475
Plains zebra is a little interesting.

I mean, I think you're a major dingus for actually believing it, but I do quite like just-for-fun cosmic speculation bullshit. Can you care to explain how you got mine?

Also, why "meant to teach you something", and not "an opportunity to learn"? I'm a little tolerant of handwavy "noosphere" thought, but the idea that any of it is intentionally brought about and not simply a resultant effect bufs me.

>>25806475
Too right you hippie poofter

>>25806363
Don't forget about how hard you try to get grapes

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Probably a Snow Owl.

I took numerous tests and I was mostly Owl and then a Hawk. I have a tendency to be quite introverted, see through people and see what others don't.

I also open my eyes wider when curious and have a history of family white as snow.

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Pretty cool.
I've made other tests too and it's almost always Crow.

what does a spider mean?

>>25806778
I would suppose it likely depends on your biological sex. Not gender because spiders can't transition.

i am maIe

>>25806778
You're a fat, bald, sneaky eunuch

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>>25806572

Man fuck grapes, I never wanted them the first place.

Pssh. You call yourselves NEET?
Behold my spirit animal, the ultimate NEET, the coastal starfish.

Just sits around in the sun n water absorbing food. Good times.

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>>25806166

I sleep my life away and have no energy. I can relate.

>>25807187
Pic made me feel envy
//I may have issues.

>>25805023
Crow is the only right robot answer tbqh senpai desu

>>25807187
That pic is from Aguirre the Wrath of God if anyone is curious :^)


Great /comfy/ film.

>>25807346

I'm trying to make friends with crows. I gave them a bunch of whole wheat saltines and waved to get their attention. They didn't touch them, just stared at me talking to each other. They like the fries and gummy bears though. Next time I shop I'm getting them some peanuts. I have no idea why they didn't like the crackers though. Stupid ass Robins don't either. They just ate these little berries the whole 4 hours I watched them.

>>25806662

Owlbro. I met my spirit animal whilst tripping shrooms and smoking dmt - his name is Rufus

>>25805023

A bear.

>>25807420
Do you like the enigma of kaspar Huzsar (sp?)too? Not so comfy but great nonetheless.
I too sleep my life away

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Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

>>25807572
>salty grains

Neither of those are things crows particularly like. Corvids as a whole tend to enjoy fatty things, which explains why they ate the fries.

If you give them peanuts try and find unsalted ones, for their sake.

My spirit animal is dead

>>25806662
You sound like a fucking faggot

Fuck the robot

>>25807663
You must burn thru a lot of money making the requisite sacrifices of breakfast foods. I thin Ron would approve.

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I'm going to go with the honey badger

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Chad sabretooths need to fuck off.

how the fuck do we know our "spirit animal", if such thing is a thing i mean?

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the human

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>>25809097
*tips le dora*

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Probably a really chubby, slightly dumb, but good hearted Pug.

>>25809056
Western-Africans also believe that each member of their tribe has a spirit animal. These animals are believed to provide spiritual guidance and protection. Young Africans must discover their own spirit animal by attending a ritual involving spending hours in an enclosed area filled with burning herbs. During this time, he or she is expected to have a vision of the spirit animal that will accompany him or her for the rest of his or her life

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My spirit animal is Wojak

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>>25805023
Retriever is a manchild's spirit animal.
So a Retriever.

>tfw no spirit animal

>>25806662
Owls are notoriously stupid raptors.

Sorry brah

>>25809169
>Young Africans must discover their own spirit animal by attending a ritual involving spending hours in an enclosed area filled with burning herbs. During this time, he or she is expected to have a vision of the spirit animal that will accompany him or her for the rest of his or her life
yawn

i think ill stick to my chans and comfy bed

Orca

Also known as the killer whale.

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>>25805023
definitely a goat of some sort

>>25809234
Wild elves also believe that each member of their race has a spirit animal. These animals are believed to provide spiritual guidance and protection. Young wild elves must discover their own spirit animal by attending a ritual involving spending hours in an enclosed area filled with burning herbs. During this time, he or she is expected to have a vision of the spirit animal that will accompany him or her for the rest of his or her life

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a nigger
I like raping wite wimminz and watermelon

>>25809267
you just replaced africans with elves

Octopus
>can blend into my environment
>will try to escape when confronted
>relatively smart but lazy

>>25810019
Do you release a trail of black liquid when frightened?

>>25809324
Ah yes. Here we have the common negropard. Lately, however, their territory has been invaded by the hairier and somewhat lighter colored jihadion. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell here in Europistan.

>>25806378
are you just acknowledging that you are a bad person?

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Tarantula.

I just wanna live in my burrow and eat pests.
But most people are scared or threatened by my existence for some reason.
Even though nobody has ever died from a tarantula bite ever.
Wageslave honeybees murder more people every year.
Fuck chadipedes tho.

>>25810335
>>25810335
Now that I think of it, my feces have been looking rather black and liquidity lately...

>>25805023
The guy from Jurassic World who grabs two margaritas before he runs away from the pterodactyls,

That's about it

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Centaur

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>mfw I was thinking about posting this animal because I also have a babyface but I took a quiz and still got it

You are

Meerkat

You are a people person. You enjoy socializing and working in a group. Others appreciate your responsibility, loyalty and willingness to help.

>>25811697
normies need to fuckin leave

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>>25807604
>bear
high five boy

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The best one out there

the SCORPION

HAHA the alpha forgotten BEAST of this world

Bet you're shivering in fear and i don't blame you, i would if i was in your shoes

now get outta the way, got me some wings to grow.

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>>25805023
Penguins ftw

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The alxolotl aka the Mexican walking fish

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>>25812290
Scorpions are pretty tasty bro.

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keming is my spirit animal

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The owl desu, I usually observe, give people advice and only act if I have to and am 100% sure

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>>25805023
slug tbqh

>>25813639
its kerning you mong.

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He was altogether wretched. He hated the dark, and he hated light more: he hated everything

>>25805023
I asked a fourtune teller apparently I'm a money hungry Jew wizard

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>>25805023

The Crow. I see it as being a unfairly judged animal because it's a scavenger opportunist linked with death. But on the flip side they are extremely intelligent.

>>25806521
I have been doing divination and energy work (think reiki) for over five years. I entered a trance and asked your Information-Cloud to assume the shape of an animal.