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>have saved up GBP for the past 3 months so I can have a tendies feast for my 30th
>mummy conveniently declares that this household is now vegan
>I REEE like I've never REEE'd before, throwing my emergency stash of pissbottles and shitjugs, but mummy stands her ground
>in my rage I forget to take my request for tendies out of inbox, so mummy uses all my GBP on soy tendies
>they are disgusting, and now I have no credit to spend on blowey Joey's or juice boxes
>mummy says it's all my fault for not cancelling the request on time, and if I want tendies, I can get a job
>take her to court
>lawyer convinces judge that I am mentally and emotionally disturbed
>judge declares that withholding tendies in this case is akin to neglect
>now I get all the tendies I want, no GBP necessary
>mfw
Also, mummy said she's putting a special ingredient in today's batch. I can't wait
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Some veggie nuggies are pretty master race OP
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And these fake tendies are good too.
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OP DON'T EAT THOSE TENDIES. My friends mummy said the same thing, and he ended up dying in his sleep that night.
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But morning star nugs are disgusting
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>>25803605
What is a blowey joey and how many GBP does it cost?
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>>25803605
ITS POISON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOMMIES ARE TERRORISTS NOW.
REEEEEEEE THAT WOMEN OP
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>>25803839
I think OP is referring to his mom blowing him.
I'm not a NEET but I've heard the going rate is 500 good boy points
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>>25803709
Fuck you I fucking love these. Haven't had them in forever.
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>>25803605
This is a very Reddit thread.
Not that I hated the tendies meme but asking for a "meme thread" in the OP just isn't common place.
Somehow, what little humor can be derived from these is lost.
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>tried being a vegetarian for 2 months to help my health
>decided I'd literally rather die than deny myself meat
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>>25804129
>asking for a meme thread
>out of place on 4chan
terrible bait son
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>>25804129
how new are you? this type of thread goes back a decade and is still common today
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>>25804556
those dubs!
You are weak, though. I am on my fourth year without meat. People like you and the OP are the reason this board exists.
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>>25804619
>>25804595
You're forgetting that you aren't supposed to analyze it as a meme.
OP could have just shared a tendie story in green text.
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>>25805235
he said it was a meme
and please, come on
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>>25803605
Enjoy your special tendies OP.
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i unironically fucking love tendies.
please kill me.
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>>25806293
just keep eating those tendies and it'll work itself out soon enough.
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>>25803605
fuck off reddit
le ebic bacon narwhals
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>>25806368
Go back to reddit. You're not fooling anyone.
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I can't bring myself to make a GBP greentext because the thought of being so mean to my mom makes me cringe, and the thought of her giving me a blowey joey makes me disgusted
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>>25806368
horrible bait, son.
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>>25806535
NORMIE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
But seriously, fuck off back to reddit
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