>went outside to bring up the groceries mom bought to apartment

>>25803516
>two days ago I tell my oneitis that I hate her and I'm going to kill myself
>i want to kill myself, sleep 17 hours
>she blocks me, understandably
>talk to a different girl I met on tinder yesterday
>we had an awkward first date but now she's DTF and she wants to call me daddy
>been sexting this girl since
feel pretty good

>>25803621
How do I use tinder if I don't have a phone?

>>25803701
Well i'm pretty sure you need a phone to create one (you run an android emulator or something),
but you could also use flamite which is a chrome extension (or app or whatever) if you already have an accnt.
Cheers mate!
If I were to give you advice about it, don't spend too much time talking to the person on tinder.
Pass a few jokes or make brief conversation, and the immediately try to set things up. You'll save a lot of heartbreak that way/

>>25803516
wow OP a girl held a door open for you? You rascal you...

I went to a family birthday party, only a small gathering but I managed not to make a fool of myself this time (apart from destroying a chandelier).

>>25803621
>meanwhile your oneitis is telling everyone how you pulled the fake suicide card as a last resort to get her to go out with you
Well played.

>>25803865
When you're emotionally deprived, any small interaction can be meaningful.

I get excited when a stranger smiles at me.

>>25803960
I know right? It was masterfully played.
It was only half fake though I am genuinely suicidal

>>25803516
She clearly wanted the D, assmunch. Yeh fook'd up, lad.

>>25803991
Something sort of similar happened to me the other day. I had spaced out and was unintentionally starting at this hot girl. I came out of my reverie and noticed she was kind of smiling at me. I thought wow, that hot girl is interested in me, and then began fantasizing about my first date with her. Needless to say I just walked on and never said a word to her.

>>25803991
iktf. Sometimes when a girl is nice to me at the store or were ever i'll replay it in my head for the next few days, its like a small mood boost drug too.

>>25803884
>(apart from destroying a chandelier).
Explain.

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>mom makes me go outside for once
>shit, a girl
>she holds the door for me
>don't understand social interaction
>don't know what to say
>"sorry"
>girl stares at me weirdly
>i walk away in a straight line for 40 minutes without looking back
>never going outside again
>make this thread

>anorectic ex came over today because she had a bad night
>kisses me while we're lying down
>end up fingering her twice
>want more but afraid of getting reattached
it felt good but I'm really confused now

>>25804084
>hadn't seen cousins in a long time
>notice I've gotten taller
>we stand back to back and compare high
>chandelier is quite low in that room
>one of us swings around
>smashes right into a light bulb
>bright blue flash
>lights trip off
>dimmer switch is also destroyed from the fault current
>fancy candle style bulbs are like 10GBP a pop

>>25803516
awesome feel

i'm happy for you m9

>>25804195
>high
height*

>>25804038
sry there was a normie guy in the hallway and that upped the anxiety factor
>>25804063
iktf2
>>25804208
thanks

good feels be upon thee