>My friend has asperger syndrome
>he went on some kind of Dating Site and met a girl
>he slept with her the first night they hung out
>Mfw my autist friend got laid before me
What can I tell him to make him feel paranoid? I told him she could be a baby-trap and he answered "no, she is an adult, she goes to uni with me".
inb4 don't be childish and be happy for him. I just want to have some fun.
>tfw there are retards, murderers and gangsters that have more sex than you ever will
Maybe you should talk about trains and other aspergeric things to girls anon, you might get laid
You know how aspergers and high functioning autists have certains things they're interested in and will study autistically (in the meme context, not the real context)? Well maybe OP's friend was extremely interested in womanizing?
No. I've known two guys who had it and they were noticeably different, not socially awkward. They weren't even that shy, they were just very obsessed about one particular thing and had a weird way of speaking, and zero social awareness.
You can't diagnose yourself with "muh autism" as an excuse for having shitty social skills. Don't diagnose yourself with anything unless you're going to follow up and also start a tumblr blog about it, you faggot.