It's like the time that we fucked with the jewish kid in my boyscout troop.
>be me >13 >one of the less-autistic kids so leader of a patrol >we were the stickman patrol... sigh.... >me and my friends wanted to call us the hill giants cuz we played runescape, I guess that's cooler right? >at a camp out >cooking because actually know how >6-time defending golden skillet winner muthafuckas >we're just doing hotdogs for lunch because we're about to go hike and don't want to puke everywhere >grilling because only scout competent enough that they let me use a grill >using kosher dogs because there's a few jews in our trips and we just didn't want to take the risk >friend had an idea to fuck with Elijah the jewish kid in out patrol >snuck really cheap hotdogs into our ice chest >to prepare he took a few out to look like we had been using them >Elijah is mid hot dog >friend walks up to ice chest to "look for relish" >pulls cheap hot dogs out >Elijah starts panicking >runs to some trees >spitting everywhere >washing his mouth out with water >we pull his pants down and push him over for the keks
why would anyone join isis when theres the risk of being shot in the back of the head by your comrade for no reason. Its like being part of a cinematic evil villain group. You just know the boss could turn around and shoot any of his soldiers just cause he was in a bad mood.
>>25800888 I read some story of a guy who fucked with a Muslim friend or something like that. Had invited him over, fed him food, said something midway or afterwards about not being sure if it was pork. The guy had basically ran off, forced himself to throw up, began fervently praying, basically going bonkers, then the anon told him that he checked and it wasn't pork (then later I THINK said he told him he wasn't sure.)
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