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Can I pay someone to pick out non-autistic outfits for me? It's so damn hard.
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You literally just need to buy a pair of non-autist shoes. Then add a non-colorful T-shirt, a pair of blue regular (not too baggy) jeans, and a non-colorful sweatshirt. Buy these from an average, non-hipster, popular store.

It's that easy you fucktard.

t. friendless virgin
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>>25796941
Yes, you can. I don't remember what it's called but lots of stores offer that service.
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>>25796941
Solid neutral t-shirt, blue jeans. Sneakers don't matter unless they're really bright, like white.
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>>25797139
>sneakers don't matter
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>>25796941

Buying plain clothes is too hard?

Jeans should have no ass pocket drawings, seams should be of the same color of the jeans or simply darker, the darker the better, Get shoes that have almost nothing on them, black shoes preferably since they'll get dirty, no slip-in shoes, always laces

Zip-up hoodies are more effay generally than pull-ups

also dont wear anything that has a fucking logo on it except if you're at a hockey game or some garbage

if you dont want to be a fag dont wear skinny jeans
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go buy nike running shoes
fly knits
roshes
huaraches

nike socks

cargo shorts/basketball shorts

any t shirt that isnt completely autistic
and dont ever wear a unbuttoned short/long sleeve unless its polo with a plain colored t shirt under

just dont wear stupid baggy jeans or denim shorts and i mean you look complete normie after that
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>>25796941
are you fat?
no?
good

get some tims khakis and a white tshirt

basketball shoes track pants/khakis

the ONLY time you should be wearing a hat if its hot outside and you're in shorts with your shirt off, or your gonna look like a fucktard
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>>25797178
>no slip-in shoes, always laces
What about for those who can't or have a lot of trouble tying shoes? Also, you didn't say no specifically to velcro...
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How autistic are band t shirts? Are my Black Sabbath, Ghost, Maiden, Rush etc. t shirts making me look like I've got the tism?

They are not ratty, stained, or baggy.
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>>25796941
Just go supremegentlemancore.
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>>25796941
if you need outfit advise i can give you some good stuff you got a steam account i can add you on?
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>>25796941
Jean, T-shirt, socks, whatever shoes are on sale at Wal-Mart.

It's not hard to dress like a normie. You just have to accept that you'll look boring and will never stand out. That's the idea, to be boring. Normies are so boring. If you act boring and pretend to be a normie long enough, you will eventually become one.
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>>25797253
I don't think slip on vans are autist tier but I may be biased since I wear them.
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>>25797174
>unless they're really bright, like white
did you even read the post
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heres a nice minimalist, not too show-off look
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>>25797293

I've gotten laid in a ripped up Darkthrone tshirt. You're fine, anon.
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What about something like this?
im a girl so I don't know a lot about guys fashion ;_;
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>>25797417
no, hats shades and ripped jeans screams autism
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>>25797336
fuck thats so cringe

>hightop full black converse

just buy some universal running shoes like nike roshes or flyknits
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>>25797367
>gotten laid
>he fell for the 3DPD meme

You disgust me
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>>25797417
Still autism just in a hipster outfit.
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>>25797417
Trying way too hard to look ratty, I bet he's a huge faggot.
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>>25797336

I've been considering this look for a long time. I have been wearing autist clothing my entire life and transitioning honestly scares the shit out of me.
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>>25797444
checked

dont get running shoes, get a pair of hightops basektball shoes
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>>25797336
holy fuck is this as bad as /fa/ really is?

Fuck here's a simple guide.

>Get fit so you look good first off
>Good looking simple jeans, not baggy, not faggy skinny jeans
>Well fitting polo shirts
>Nice pair of brown dress boots

IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE CHRIST.
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>>25797484
dress shoes are ugly anon if your fit can you imagine a dude with visible muscles wearing brown dress shoes?
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>>25797320
>>25797139

If you wears sneakers and jeans, or anything besides shorts or sweatpants, and you're not currently in the midle of a run or sports game, those are autism shoes.


Doesn't matter what the color or brand is.

>>25797200
>cargo shorts
>running shoes

why am I responding to this bait
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>>25797417
trying to hard
I honestly believe it looks nice but doesn't fit in our rules of our society.

>those jean shorts
>so many accesories

>hat
>sunglasses
pick one
either its sunny and you cant see, or its cold.

It's like mixing summer and winter. tf
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what about this?
gfs obsessed with this guy
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>>25797367
>>25797293
>>25796941

Dressing like this got me the most pussy (5) in my entire life.

It's not autism if you impress other idiots from the same clique that dress in the same way.
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If you're skinny or fit, here's how to not look autistic. This generally falls into that "comfortable/ endearing person to be around" look so you'll have to make sure you don't have resting bitch face and emit welcoming/ calm feelings.
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I can't do it guys. I tried, I tried picking stuff out but I get stressed because nothing ever looks right to me. I need my hand held in the store.
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So many autism shoes IT

Here's a pair of Clarks Desert Boots that go with almost anything. I've gotten several compliments from random women on these bad boys
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>>25797546
BABYMETAL
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B
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METAL
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>>25797200

i-is it ok to wear running shoes when you're not running?
why are they called running shoes? i thought it was autistic to wear running every day.
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Fucking hell, these outfit threads always make me laugh...
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>>25797561
>wearing moon boots
>wearing a wristwatch like it's the 1930s
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>>25797570

but they just look like gay hipster shoes anon
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>>25796941
iktf.

I really, REALLY want to retire my metalhead clothes but I just don't know how to put any other sort of outfit together, and if I'm going to look like a loser I might as well wear something that lets me identify with other losers.
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>>25797609
it is autistic anon
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just buy yellow timberland originals and don't tie the laces. anything else you wear is irrelevant
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>>25797546
>>25797547
This
Being emo chad is much easier than normal chad
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>>25796941
It depends man.

When I got my first big boy office job I went downtown to my city's big department store where I had an in-house specialist take my measurements and make brand suggestions for free.

Even though I bought everything off the sales/clearance rack it was still pretty fucking expensive. I wouldn't expect the same treatment if you're looking at jeans and flannel at H&M.

If you're still a student or working a non-dress up job I'd recommend studying up on fashion a bit.

This is one of those areas where a little goes a long way. Men who focus too much on looking good tend to look terrible whereas men who put in a small amount of effort tend to look good.

Focus on fit above all else.

Then material and patterns. Your goal isn't to stand out per se but to fit in while appearing a little higher quality than the other men around you.

Go to JC pennys and get a couple of jeans that fit snugly. Not skinny jeans but they should follow the lines of your body and you should be able to wear them without a belt (if you want a belt to enhance your appearance or to make your jeans fit a little better that's fine too- you'll pretty much have to if you're fit like me and have a small waist to giant thighs ratio going on).

Depending on how warm it is/ how formal you want to dress go for (Well-fitting- again this is key. Everything needs to fit WELL before all else) t-shirts in solid, neutral colors, flannel, button downs and sweaters.

No hats.

Cut your hair short- some men can pull off long hair. You're probably not one of them.

Shave. Brush your teeth. Don't be gross. If you have acne fucking deal with it. Proactiv works, acutane works, generic drug store shit may or may not work. You'll have to do some trial and error there.
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gray canvas sneakers (payless)
slim jeans (tjmaxx levis)
non graphic tee (thrift store)

congratz not autismo on a budget
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>>25796941
>be me
>be 30 year old manchild who used to dress like

>>25797547

>go through a Tapout/Affliction phase in the late 2000s
>90% of all shirts that I own are bands shirts or meme shirts
>decide to go buy proper clothes like the adult that I'm supposed to be
>go to the mall
>shop around
>spend a few hundred dollars
>feel good about myself
>wait for the bus
>look into my bags
>realize that everything I bought STILL has skulls and spikes and barbed wire on it
>FFFUUUU.bmp

every god damn time
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>>25797687
this anon knows whats up.
personally what helped me the most with acne was a better diet and a dermatologist
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-Actually measure yourself
-buy clothes based on your measurements
-get clothes that are easy to mix and match like memochrome
-get ok tier jeans like Levi
-don't wear super colorful or chunky white autist shoes

It's really that simple, dressing like a non-autist takes like an hour of research and making sure you aren't wearing clothes 2 sizes bigger than yourself

>>25797590
Lady Beard is better
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>>25797753
Lately, yeah. BM's new album sounds like it's going to be shit. Even Death Rabbits have been more creative.
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The only time in my life I've actually had women approach me (not Stacies but realistically maybe 6/10s on average, a couple more like 8/10) was when I was so depressed I gave no shits and went full autism:

-baggy, DIY-cutoff jean shorts with holes
-bright colored graphic tees
-basketball shoes with socks
-no haircut for a year

Got a new job an started dressing normally, get nothing now.
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>>25796941
I like Ike, famly
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>tfw keep getting praises at work with this shit

It can't be this easy right?
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>>25798168
It is, most people wear ugly graphic tshirts that have comic characters or album art
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>>25796941
Please, please, don't listen to these idiots. Go to /fa/ instead. It's for your own good.
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>>25798793
The sticky is the only useful thing about /fa/, the actual board is garbage
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>>25798793
DON'T GO TO /FA/

Literally no one on there knows how to dress themselves and just copy whatever is popular at the moment, even if it means looking like a retard. Tips in thread are pretty on point for the most part
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>20 years since this show came on
>he was dressing like an autist before the autistic clothing meme even existed
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>>25797610
I'd go with something a little more subdued
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This is what I dress like. No one has ever said anything bad about my outfit.
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>>25797417
looks like a fuck boy
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>>25799003
90s fashion man.
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>watch Drive
>watch every other ryan gosling movie
>watch Drive again
just dress like his characters
no scorpion jacket or fingerless gloves though
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am i coool r9k
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with this outfit you'll be a lady killer in no time
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>>25796941

Go with basics for pants and tops.

Well fitting jeans and a crewneck sweatshirt are always a good combo.

Experiment with the shoes and Jacket. Eg. Boots in winter, sneakers in summer.

Pic related: good basic winter fit. Swap out the flektarn parka for a unicolor olive one to remove the edgy factor.
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>>25799217
Is DC considered autistic? Fuck.
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>>25799793
Fat shoes are 2005. And even then they we're ugly as fuck
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>>25799003
maybe that means people have always thought dressing that way was autistic. I mean, i don't need to tell you Shinji is the definition of an aspie

[/spoiler]school outfits and high, tiny waists are two of my fetishes so I like it, don't tell nobody[/spoiler]
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Kid next to me in class was wearing a fedora. I shit you not.
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Can you guys be as beautiful as I am?
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>>25797178
>Jeans should have no ass pocket drawings,
How in the fuck did that ever get popular? Isn't there a person reviewing what the fucking pants look like? In my day they only did that shit on women's jeans desu. Last time I was in tjmaxx I had to double check I was in the right fucking section.
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is pic related autistic? it looks good to me. please let me buy it. ;_;
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>>25799889
>"The way you were wringing that towel, it reminded me of a mother, Rei."
>"I bet you'd make a great mom, Rei."

Oh, damn, he really was autistic.
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Well, here's my outfit....
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My opinion on watches is that they shouldn't look to bulky like your. I think the ones with simplistic design like pic related. But it's up to you if you want to buy that thing.
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This isn't what I wear so much as my goal of what I want to be wearing
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>>25799775
nice fleck dude.
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>>25797315
>whatever shoes are on sale at Wal-Mart

pureautism.png

>>25797525
>If you wears sneakers and jeans, or anything besides shorts or sweatpants, and you're not currently in the midle of a run or sports game, those are autism shoes.

>I don't understand what autism shoes are but this is my very best guess and I am posting it - the post.

Oh dear. If you cannot see the difference between the shoes in >>25797174 and normal casual sneakers and runners like flyknits, then you do suffer from undiagnosed autism.
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>>25797561

This is like the male version of basic bitch clothing from 5 years ago. Why are robots always so behind in everything?
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>kind of want a nice jacket
>not cold enough here to warrant buying a nice jacket
>continue wearing my ~$10 walmart jacket that does the trick or occasionally my thicker ~$15 or ~$20 (don't remember) walmart jacket
meh
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>>25797609

If they're garish running shoes like a shitty, cheap pair of Asics, then they are autistic as fuck.
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>>25799290

That's because it's not considered polite to say mean things to intellectually disabled people.
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I think I've got a pretty decent set of clothes besides a jacket, I'm not sure what kind to get.
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>>25796941
Nike sweatshirt
Kakis
Nike shoes

It'S really not that hard
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What about these ones ?
REmember, clothes must fit you well
Please, no baggy.
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>>25801422
cool if you work in a cublicle or review fast food and energy drinks on youtube
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>>25801422

This is like a clothing infographic for 35 year old IT guys who want to dress better
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>>25801422
These all look like have the potential to look really autistic if not worn correctly, and I don't feel like I would be able to wear them correctly.
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>>25797417
This is a shit tryhard normie outfit

It's like a cross of the hipster/emo outfit,girls eat this shit up though. If you can pull off this look than all the emo/goth girls will drop their panties so fast.

It helps that this guy is already chad tier so he can pull off this look, if he was to dress like a regular chad he'd probably get girls anyway.
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Nobody dresses more autistic than I do, check pic related.

I don't really wear the tie anymore because even I could tell people were looking at me funny and it made me anxious.
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>>25801526

>being this completely unaware but making up a bunch of shit and posting it

Urgh.

>>25801583

Wow, that's a solidly autistic outfit, anon.
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>>25796941
I'll usually just wear a good fitting pair of jeans/pants and a solid color long sleeve thermal shirt with either black or white nikes. Comfy and it looks good in my opinion
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>>25797570
Lol

chukkas and cuffed jeans are literally reddit /mfa/ 101
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>>25801770

It really does go to show that robots are at least 5 years behind at all times.
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>>25801087
dress pants with a waterproof jacket? why? the pants just need to be so much more casual for that outfit
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>>25796941
There is no such thing as an autistic clothing. Clothing is meant to keep you warm.
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>>25797570
and what did those compliments get you?
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>>25801943

>being this completely and utterly in denial
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>>25801770
My pants are too long in the legs, I have to cuff them. I'm not gonna go spend hundreds of dollars to replace all my pants, that's bullshit, the pairs I have still have years to go
>>25801910
I tried looking up "casual chinos" and and first suggestion was "casual chinos reddit"
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>>25801909
They might just live in the midwest, which is about the same.

>>25802001
Hemming pants costs like $10 at a tailor or you could just do it yourself or buy pants that fit in the first place.
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>>25796941
I will do it for free, I love to make men look fashionable.
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>>25801983
Literally autistic, more like.
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>>25802001
>the pairs I have still have years to go

>mfw autists actually think the cheap clothes they buy should last for years and years
>mfw autists can't comprehend simple things like having their pants legs hemmed if they're manlets.
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>>25801943
>I don't really care about my appearance
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>>25802025
>They might just live in the midwest, which is about the same.

Fair call. I always think the guys who angrily defend autism shoes must live somewhere like Ohio

>>25802036

Fair call.
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>>25802001
who said anything about chinos? they're still not casual enough. look at the shoes and jacket, chinos are too smart for that
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>>25799775
>unicolor olive
I know you arent necessarily trying to be unique but I see those on a good 45% of people in the fall and winter where I live
When groups of girls all wear those with beige boots they look like mentally challenged gangs
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>>25801306
I'm not intellectually disabled, in fact, I am quite the opposite. I have had processional IQ testing done multiple times and each time my IQ is above 130. Multiple psychiatrists have told me that my IQ scores are actually lower then my actual intelligence due to my disabilities.
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>>25802214
A number doesnt mean you dont dress like an autist, anon.
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>>25796941
>I pay someone to pick out non-autistic outfits for me
here ya go m8
http://money.usnews.com/money/the-frugal-shopper/2014/08/20/8-clothing-subscription-services-for-men
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>>25802214

>being THIS autistic
>being this literal and this unaware of why what you're posting is painfully cringeworthy.
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>>25802214
please be bait, please be bait
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>>25802177
How about these?

this guy's got real autism shoes, jesus christ
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>>25802236
I wasn't disputing that, in fact, no one had even said that I was dressed like an Autistic until you.

I was disputing his insinuation that I was Intellectually Disabled which means someone with an IQ below 70. Which I clearly am not.
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>>25802294
imo with the outfit you posted, as cliche as it is, a nice pair of black skinnies would be best. maybe a slim fit if skinnies aren't your thing. that type of trouser doesn't match the style of the outfit
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>>25797429
Wha if there's a hole in the knee from wearing them?

Also jeans that are come washed in that very light blue is aut and don't buy old man taper leg.
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>>25802294

Those are casual yuppie shoes, get your shit together

>>25802301

Anyone dressing like that is presenting to the world that they have issues. Your issues are very clearly that you are autistic and have no ability to comprehend people in any way other than literally.
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>>25797429

Stop using autism to mean 'thing I don't like'

Autistic clothes are ones that tell everyone you are socially dysfunctional
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>>25797042
>of blue regular (not too baggy) jeans
Get straight or slim fit. Preferably slim fit.
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>>25802332
That does sound nice

also the belt I typically wear was handmade in the 70s, which is why I didn't include it. it's pink with an pale orange stripe through the middle. Should I get rid of it? I like having a little color in my outfit but I could see how it might throw everything off
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>>25800412
NARCS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>literally no one posts an outfit that includes a gun or non-faggy knife
>some fag posts an outfit with a dog collar

yeah thread is full of sjw garbage, ignore thread OP
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>>25802437
OP was gone hours ago dude
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Ignore all these fags op. /fit/ fag who only comes here to laugh at /r9k/.
I say go to a mall, or whatever you Americans call it
Try follow some casual looking teens into a store that sells clothes. Don't do it creepily you fag, just do it casual. If anything put on an accent and ask a group of them where to buy nice clothes, say you're from England and they have no fashion sense so you need to be pointed in the right direction.
If you aren't fat and you're bellow 35 I'd say
Mustard/tan chinos
Plain shirt, not a polo, a tshirt. From the same store.
Navy blue is a good choice, White is good, black if you're tall.
Shoes, again depending on your age, anything from Nike SB to some nice enough dress shoes.
No hat, work on your hair.
Wear long black socks, white socks will do.

Same store again
Light blue jeans, not baggy at all, not skinny.
Same shirt as before.
Get a black zip up hoodie with no other aesthetics, a grey one will maybe do.

If you're the buisness type, which you aren't because you're on r9k asking this question so I won't even bother.
if you're fat lose weight
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>>25801615
>being this completely unaware but making up a bunch of shit and posting it

How am I making it up? That's what I've seen/heard from tons of people, also that's how I view it as well.
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>>25799775
This is the poster... Why else would he cover his face? Poster is literally edgy self loving mongo
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>>25799524
Are you Claude?
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/r9k/, do I dress autistic? I usually wear
Black metal band shirts
Plain or striped sweaters/jumpers that are dark or mute colors
Flannel (usually dark, mute, or earthy colors, no gay generic red and black bullshit, except for one plaid coat I own)
Plaid hoodie with very dark colors
Dark green winter coat
Grey/black or grey blue jeans that arent too baggy or too tight
Black or dark green sneakers, sometimes generic tan Timberland boots
That's what I usually wear, is it autistic?
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>>25802471
I'm still here.

Also realized the reason I like baggy clothes so much is because it helps hide my skele-body.
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>>25797253

lol, no velcro.
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>>25802573
plz post skell-body
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>>25800119
What the fuck

didn't you post this on /fa/?
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>>25802214
If this isn't bait I'm sad
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/fit/ fag dumping clothes
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I just copy woody allen outfits from the 70s
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>>25797042
"Blue" jeans?

How autistic are you?

It's not the 90s anymore.

Get black or grey, fairly skinny/slim jeans
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>>25797253

if you wear something that has no laces you better make sure they dont look autistic and so far you dont seem to be able to trust your own judgement for good reasons.
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>>25802573
Skele-bodys aren't something to be ashamed of.
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Fitness fag here again
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>>25796941
Jeans, tee, non white shoes. No hats, ever. Optional shirt to wear on top of tee.
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>>25802573
Baggy clothes on skeletron body doesn't work. It makes you look like a dork. You can however work with it.
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>>25802648
Nah b things go in cycles and ur on the loser end of the cycle... Because retards have caught onto skinny not blue jeans now all the cool (not /fa/ actually fashionable people) kids don't wear that shit
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>>25802496

>stalk some kids into a shop at the mall
>put on a cringy fake accent and pretend you're from one of most fashionable countries in the world but you've come to a mall in whogivesafucksville, USA to get clothing advice.

How the fuck do we allow people as dumb as you to live?
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>>25802496
this, op. if you want to take advise from anyone here, /fit chad normies are probably the go.
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>>25797561

fuckk off retard this looks like shit
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>>25802676
I've been called stickman before and I don't like it.
>>25802587
I'm not a slut
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>>25802697
What's wrong with hats?
Everyone wears hats at least sometimes (like in winter for instance.
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>>25802761
Jesus fuck faggot I wasn't expecting him to do the acccent. I never said stalk them, just keep an eye on them to see if they go into a clothes store.
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>>25802626
>>25802687

Stop posting your shitty high schooler tier clothes, retard.
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>>25802784
Only hats with cool logos like for your country club, golf club, or fraternity are acceptable
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>>25802697

Only dark and non distressed jeans though, white shoes are perfectly fine as long as they aren't autistic and they go with the outfit, hats are OK if the situation allows for one, and shirt is not optional unless you are doing yard/car/other dirty work
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>>25802816
Kek I'm 24 and everyone around here wears that shit. If op was abit older/doesn't live on the coast then obviously he'd wear something white trashier.
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>>25797561
>>>/fa/ tries to tell other people what to wear to look normal
>doesn't know how to look normal themselves...
>those shoes, that watch, and that hoodie all look ridiculous.
In terms of the jeans, I don't see why it matters if I wear black or blue jeans. Also, aren't blue jeans extremely common and popular?
In terms of the underwear, I don't see how that matters at all, it's not like anyone will see what underwear you are wearing.
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>>25802803

Stop backpedalling, autist. Your advice is ridiculous and unnecessarily cringe worthy
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>>25802858

>I'm 24 and I dress like high schoolers and I still shop exclusively at shitty surf /skate shops at the mall

You live in the Midwest, don't you?
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>>25796941
You should look up Trunk Club, OP. You can order clothes. Better looking clothes than the kind you described as autistic.
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>>25802821
LuLz
Gr8 B8 M8 8/8
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>>25802864

>>/fa/

>being so completely retarded you actually think anyone from /fa/ would post that outfit and claim it's good

Oh wow. Wow.

WOW
O
W

Holy shit, you've got issues.
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>>25796941
Hey, I have the same shoes! You have good taste OP.
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>>25802780
Stickman is better than fat ass
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>>25802687
>>25802724

fuck off with this underage clothing
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>>25802970

Good luck getting your CS degree!
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Clothes are mostly a meme.
Brad Pitt looked super hot in Fight Club (no homo).
Just take a look at all the autists who copied Tylers wardrobe, they look like a joke.
Beautiful people can pull off almost anything, ugly people cant pull off anything.
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>>25802864

even if /fa/ have a tendency of advocating gay shit no way in hell would they think dressing like a high schooler is a good idea.
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>>25803025
just shut up

original reply original two-ply
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>>25796941
this meme has got to have a negative affect on NB shoe sales. hopefully they lower the price because of this. i need a new pair...
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>>25803025

Brad Pitt was dressed in tailor made clothing carefully chosen by designers. He's Brad fucking Pitt for fucks sake.

Trying to copy one of the best looking men around is always going to be a recipe for disaster when you're a 3/10 with autism
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>>25803018
What's wrong with a plain navy blue zip up hoodie and a zippered binder?
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>>25803098
this is why i stuck to copying keanu reeves style. i look like a cool computer hacker and it fits with my "recluse" image. for the most part i've been pretty good with this. only cringey thing i did was have a matrix screensaver that i used in public at starbucks and the school library. but whatever.
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So are cargo shorts 100% autist? I have a pair of dark grey ones. Should I burn it?
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just go to /fa/ and do the opposite of what they suggest. You will still look better than you do now
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>>25797178

well thinking back i dont think it really matters about the hoodie, zip-up or not.
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>>25803147
Don't listen to anything anyone ever tells you on 4chan
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>>25803147

unless you're walking by the beach you should burn them.
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I just wear jeans and a plaid shirt with a hoodie over it and some nice brown boots 8)
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>>25803092

>being so autistic you think it's the brand that matters.
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>>25803102

>what's wrong with presenting to people that I have special needs?

>>25803137
>this is why i stuck to copying keanu reeves style. i look like a cool computer hacker and it fits with my "recluse" image.

Bait. Bait as fuck. Nobody is this riddled with autism.
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>>25803147

If they are well fitted, they're fine. If they're cheap, baggy, and unnecessarily busy looking - burn them
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>>25796941
Step 1: Clothes that fit, regardless of bodytype.

Check out Hautelook. Basically when Nordstrom get new stuff in, they send all they're left over stuff to Hautelook to mark down and sell off.

It's their way of clearing inventory.

And they have new sales every day, so check it often. I've picked up $120 designer jackets for like $40 on there before.
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>>25803170
>just go to /fa/ and do the opposite of what they suggest.

You may as well cut out all the effort and continue to dress like this
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>>25802648
>blue jeans are a 90's thing and you CANNOT wear them anymore!

excuse me, but this is a thread about conquering autism, not perpetuating it.
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>>25796941
Black or grey plain T-shirt
Jeans(dark blue not black)
Pretty much any black or grey Airwalks, and 'tactical' boots for winter
Plain black or grey hoodie
Pretty much any military surplus for winter coat

Nobody will look twice at you, but at least you won't look completely autistic
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>>25803418

Ironically, pale blue and properly cut and fitted blue jeans are very fashionable in palewave and normcore fits, but autists would completely lack the ability to understand the important differences
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>>25803451

>Airwalks
>dark blue dad jeans
Kek
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>>25803379
Samefagging

I forgot to add, if you have any button up shirts that are short sleeved, throw them away right now. They're inherently dorky.

Buy long sleeves and roll them up to look fresh.
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>>25797624
>Using your phone to check the time like a little bitch boy
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>>25803137
Do you use green on black terminals?
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>>25803353
How is a plain navy blue zip up hoodie and a zippered binder an indicator of special needs?
Also, No one has ever told me that either of those items made my disabilities evident.
Come to think of it, no one has ever said such a thing about any clothing or object I wear or own.
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>>25803513
Sorry I gotta agree that wearing a wrist watch in this day and age is somewhat pointless, it's worn more as an accessory now a days if anything. A large majority of the population owns a smart phone and even non-smart phones will show the time on them, when I see people wearing wrist watches I assume they are doing it to look cool/classy or something like that.
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>>25803501
What's wrong with Airwalks breh?
And since when are dad jeans dark blue? dad jeans are light colored.
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>>25797624
>wearing a wristwatch like it's the 1930s
Fuck you.
Wristwatches are awesome. They are the only non-faggy acceptable male jewelry. Designs like pic-related are simple, elegant, match with everything and last forever.
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>>25803582
What's wrong with light blue jeans?
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>>25803548

Try to think of it as a uniform that reveals more about you than the individual items do when observed out of any context.

Nobody told you because people generally don't want to unnecessarily offend people who have special needs and they also know that it's pointless trying to explain these things to people like you.
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>>25803613
>tfw you try on writs watches and they always just slide up to your elbow
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>>25803642
They look like shit, dad.
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>>25803576
>it's worn more as an accessory now a days if anything
Bull. Fucking. Shit.
Checking the time on the fly is a massively useful ability. Not everyone wants to pull their phone out to check the time. Or perhaps you're one of those autists who keeps his phone in his hand 24/7?
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>>25803582

It's not the 80's, Airwalk Vics may have been one of the greatest skate shoes of all time, but the clunker, poor person generic skate shoes they make now are shit tier

What if *gasp* middle-aged men wore both dark AND light blue dad jeans?

Dark blue dad jeans are like 'cool casual dad going out for dinner' tier
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>>25803576
I agree but It is quicker.

Whenever I am in a group and someone asks the time, by the time I have said it the normalfags who use their phones as time pieces are still fumbling to get it out of their purse/pockets.
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>>25803613
>They are the only non-faggy acceptable male jewelry

What about class rings from college? Or a wedding ring/band? What about necklaces?

I see lots of guys wearing necklaces or rings, usually class rings or weddings rings.
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>>25803670
>doesn't realize you get the band fitted
AUTISM, EVERY ONE.
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>>25803670
>thanks mr skeltal

Jokes aside, there's no way you are too skinny to comfortably wear a watch. Most watches can accommodate a 4" wrist.
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>>25803775
wedding ring is okay, but necklace? Really?
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>>25803775
>class rings from college
Rare. Very few men still do this.
>wedding ring/band
I don't know why, but when a man has a band, people don't count it as jewelry. Strange.
>guys wearing necklaces or rings
fuccbois
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>>25796941
here you go faggot.
just a plain top with some bullshit design
plain non baggy pants
and black and white sneakers
optional wear a cap or some sunnies and youre set.

fuck its not that hard. on the other hand you can just stop carin what other people think and stop being so insecure. the whole world doesnt revolve around you
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>>25803858
whoops wrong image.
original comment
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>>25803826
I have a necklace that I enjoy wearing and there are so many types of necklaces, I don't see how it's a "fuckboy" or "faggot" thing to do.

I mean I am a weeaboo so I like wearing weeaboo necklaces or necklaces with like cool designs on them.

>>25803841
I'm getting a class ring this semester because it's my last semester before graduating and I'm planning on wearing it, at least until I get sick of it.

People tell me wearing a class ring can help with getting a job or trying to impress certain kinds of people, I figured it's also a good way to get people to mug you or look at you as some faggot that has to flaunt his class ring to everyone, either way I'm planning to wear mine for a bit at least.
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>>25803775
>necklace
Fag

>wedding band
A wedding band is jewelry to a woman only. A man's wedding band is consistently lackluster because men aren't the ones fawning over M-MUH SHINY ROCKS like bitches do. The propagation of lavish metals and rocks as an "engagement" or "wedding" offering is hardly because a man thinks it's so much fun and excitement to spend several racks on an obsolete piece of shit. They buy it because "it's what you're supposed to do". And since women DON'T share this social obligation, a man ring is hardly anything to cast a passing glance at. It is "jewellery" in perhaps the loosest possible sense.

I can hammer tin flat and bend it and wear it but it's hardly lavish or remarkable. Just like a man's wedding ring.
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>>25796941
Chonos, straight legged jeans
Crew neck shirt, preferably light grey if you have blue eyes, dark brown if brown.
Get a brown leather jacket, but make sure it's tailored to fit.
Canvas shoes are now your best friend.

Also face wash is now your best friend and also, get a fucking haircut.

no hats for you, get some nice fucking sunglasses.

Stylist 101. Congrats
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>>25803784
Not that Anon (I have and wear a watch), but 4" is not a small wrist.
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>>25803895
*chinos
dark grey
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>>25803665
What if I don't wear "Autism Shoes"? Aren't they a key part of that "uniform"?
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since this is a fashion thread, I got a question: I always wanted to dress like the kim jongs (they look fly) but I never been able to find this coat. Do anybody know where you can get one
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>>25803720
But Airwalks don't look bad, they may not be effay 19th century pointy witch shoes, but they aren't bad, or strikingly autistic, when you look at them, you think 'those are shoes' and move on.

And what if *gasp* you buy jeans that fit and don't make you look like a middle-aged man?
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>>25803937
The women's section of an Asian department store.
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something like this i wear
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>>25803899
>Tape measure for measuring circumference
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>>25804010
That's an autism outfit anon, actually most outfits are autism outfits unless you are a normie chad.
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>>25804010
>7 eyelet boots
>side-zipper
For what purpose?
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I usually just go out in cotton camo shorts and a band t-shirt, sometimes a plain one with a grey beanie.
If it's cold (never really cold in my country) I just go out in jeans+a hoodie
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>>25803937

except their traditional mandarin/commie suits they dress like literal shit
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>>25804136
>Camo shorts
>Band t-shirt
>Beanie

Yeah that's a pretty autistic outfit, anon.
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>>25801516
They'll only look autistic if they dont fit. As long as they're tailored its fine.
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>>25804152
takes one to no one
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>>25804079

to put the feet in the boot easier and to more easily tighten the feet in it afterwards also it looks alright

>>25804074

useless post
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>>25804187
>Useless post

How so? That's like saying every post on /r9k/ is useless, stop being a faggot.
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Having lurked /fa/ for some time, I understand the "culture" but understand nothing of what they're saying about fashion. I wish /fa/ was more autist friendly.
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>>25796941
Levi 508
Clarks desert boots
Plain t shirts long and short sleeve
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>>25803925

You're making the mistake of picking apart the individual items and trying to scrutinise them without understanding the whole picture. You do realise the pictures are simply examples and not actually rules, right?
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>>25803957

>the things I think are the things everyone else should think

Airwalks are budget poor kid shoes and look cheap and shitty. You look at them and think they're fine because you're clueless.
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>>25804313

>reddit - the outfit
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top tier outfit 2bh
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>>25804187
>tighten the feet in it afterwards also it looks alright
That's precisely what the fucking laces are for.
You may not realize it, but laces are designed to allow the wearer to directly control the tightness/comfort of your shoes. A side-zipper for boots that short is completely superfluous. I say this as an owner of knee-high 20 eyelet boots. A zipper is necessary for those because otherwise I would spend 10min putting my boots on.
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>>25797502
Yes

Original com3nt
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>>25803576

It's still used a lot by people who work. Phones are too slow and don't show you the second.
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>>25804577
I'm not quite sure what you mean. I know that the plane navy zippered hoodie and the zippered binder aren't supposed to be a specific brand or model. I also get that the shoes do not have to be just those white and navy new balance 622s, but I don't wear any "Autism Shoes"
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>>25796941
a simple change that goes a long ways is jean cut. make sure you get something slightly tapered and just plain avoid bootcut/any type of flaring at the bottom.
alos get a dark colored jeans, levis 511 indigo.

This goes with shirts to polos to tucked in button downs.
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>>25804887
>I'm not quite sure what you mean.

Obviously. Did I mention specific brands or models? The fact you cannot look at that picture and immediately understand what it means and are STILL resorting to fixating on the specifics of each item and the fact you personally don't wear autism shoes makes it completely impossible to get anything through to you.
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>>25805145
So basically what you're saying is that if you have both a zippered hoodie and a zippered binder then you're an autist.
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>>25805223
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm not that guy, but his argument is crystal clear. Are you legitimately autistic?
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>>25796941
here you go this is the basic normie clothes starter kit.
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>>25805223
This was not me, but I do agree with what he said.
>>25805314
I don't think his argument is very clear, or at least it is not clear to me or the other anon Who you were just responding to.
Yes, I do actually have ASD, along with various other disabilities.
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>>25802395
make sure you get slim fit, not skinny jeans
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>>25805223

No, that isn't what I said at all. What the fuck is wrong with you that you think it's acceptable to ignore what is said to you?
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>>25805416

My argument is incredibly clear. You're just refusing to actually read and comprehend the words
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>>25803393
>tfw dress like this
>tfw computer sience major

Why am I a meme? ;-;

I will change major and change my life r-right?
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do i dress like an autist?
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>>25797546
>BMTH
>liking them past age15
get back to gaia online
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>>25805504
That's a different Anon. You were talking to me, not him. He just added something at the end there.
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>>25805223
>>25805416

Read this: >>25803665 and this: >>25804577 and this: >>25805145

Now read them again. Actually take the words in and process what is being said.
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>>25805598
you dress like a robot
I think your fine
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>>25805546

>instead of thinking about changing the clothes I wear, I immediately thought about changing majors

What a fascinating insight into the mind of someone with severe autism
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>>25805627
sounds good, i always wear clothes like that even when going to the shops, movies etc..
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>>25805601

You agreed with him, so my points still stand. You've had more than your fair share of explanations and if you still don't get it, you never will because none of us are qualified to explain things to people with developmental disabilities
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>>25805598

You dress like a 12 year old.
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>>25805669
Also what do you guys think of my new shorts. They need to be ironed.

>>25805701
nearly 22, so..
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>>25797042
>jeans
>fuccbois actually believe this
>alarmedpepe.txt
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>>25805598
I didn't know they had internet connections in the Shire.
Tell Samwise Gamgee I said Hello.
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Okay, true fashion patrician here. What makes me so patrician? I don't browse /fa/


Ask me anything, Post Pictures of yourself asking what would you chance, ask about colours that match, etc... I know it all, and I don't judge people.
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>>25805722
fine for spring or summer, also nice tummy post more but full chest this time ;)
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>>25801470
TheReportOfTheWeek is best channel
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>>25805753
>fine for spring or summer,

Damn, maybe i don't dress autistic after all since people like my clothes.

>post more but full chest this time ;)

I'm not gay.
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>>25805722

>le autistic adolescent cargo shorts maymay

If you're really 22, you're fucked
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>>25805823
come on baby, let me see ;)
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>>25805615
So, would wearing any of those things by themselves in some other context be ok?

>these are examples, not rules
And what would the rules be exactly? That one example doesn't say much.
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>>25805823

>thinking your clothes are acceptable because a bunch of autists who dress like you say they're fine

You're not much of a thinker, are you?
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>>25805823
>I'm not gay.
>posts on /r9k/
I want normies to leave.
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>>25805847
It may be a maymay on here but i actually do regularly wear cargo shorts and cargo pants. I just put on a plain or graphic shirt like this one; >>25805598
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>>25805885
its more than a meme on here most anons on here dress like that
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>>25805897
Yeah well i don't see the fucking problem, they are good, feels comfy, look good with almost anything and cover you up.
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slim jeans(very dark blue, and "textured")
no newbounds
uh flannel looks pretty good
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>>25805920
i didnt say they were a problem
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>>25805860

The one example says all it needs to make the point it does. You've been specifically told not to focus on this singular picture or the individual items in it and yet you continue to do so.

There is no point trying to continue this discussion because you are far too intellectually disabled and impaired to explain anything to. You have made it very clear that you simply lack the ability to process any of this.
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>>25805943

To all the other muppets who called them autistic or adolescent.

Even chad wears them.
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the most important thing is jeans and shoes.

dont buy those stupid fucking sneakers, you know the one's im talking about

and for jeans dont buy baggy ones, and never light blue. get dark blue, and fitted, jeans. they're almost like skinny jeans, but not ass tight
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>>25805885
>i actually do regularly wear cargo shorts and cargo pants.

>>25805920
>Yeah well i don't see the fucking problem, they are good, feels comfy, look good with almost anything

>actually being this tasteless, unaware and autistic

You look like shit, you retarded child.
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>>25803393
>tfw computer science major
>don't dress like this
What do I do guys? Can people without autism suceed in comp sci? I genuinly worry about this
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>>25805885
Also one last picture for me, this is how i was regularly dressing and going to school. Never had any complaints or anyone say i looked bad.

Otherwise I'm open to suggestions like the OP.
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>>25806035

why would you do this? why not just wear jeans?
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>>25805973

Chad wears well fitted, well made cargos as part of a well put together Chad uniform. You wear cheap, poorly made and designed cargos with shitty, cheap graphic tees.

You look fucking wretched
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>>25805967
What is that point it's supposed to make, and what should I focus on then, other than that picture?

It's almost like you're being vague on purpose. Do you really enjoy making fun of autistic people on the internet this much?
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>>25806060
i dont like jeans.
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>>25799534
>pf flyers
>clubmasters
r u me?
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Are Converse sneakers autistic?

I have a normal black and white one, and a brown leather one, also what kind of shirts should i use with it?

I'm a skinny guy and i'm thinking of buying flannel shirts.
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Listen Senpai, All about JCrew an H&M,Itll be expensive but it will bring your confidence up.
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Who /cowboy/here?
Is it autistic?
I live in Georgia
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>>25806070
>You look fucking wretched
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>>25806031
Is this what women have been thinking about me this entire time?
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>>25806035
looks good baby ;)
baby you got me hard, come on let see it
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>>25803613
>got this watch in green
get a lot of compliments
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>>25806103

Really depends on what they're paired with.

with cargo shorts/ill-fitting jeans + graphic tee = autism

with flannel/henley/plain tshirt + well-fitting dark wash jeans = fine
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>>25806035

>no one said mean things to the autistic kid
>this must mean my clothes are fine

I went to school with special needs kids who wore matching sweats - do you think anyone felt the need to be mean and tell them they weren't dressing well?
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>2016
>wearing cargo pants

Might as well bust out the birkenstocks faggot
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>>25805600
I hardly listen to them desu I just know that girls like him
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>>25797643
Iktf I am in the exact same situation right now as well and I don't know where to go.
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>>25806194
the "im not like other grills" girls
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>>25806180
But I'm not autistic or acted autistic in school. But thinking back i sure as hell didn't get women begging to talk to me like they did with 6ft5 Chad and Tyrone. Dressing and looking good is hard, i don't know what to buy when i go to the shops.
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>>25806192
I fucking love cargo pants. Fight me irl, faggot.
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>>25806216

I guess you'd need a lot of pockets for your MTG cards faggot
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>>25806071
>What is that point it's supposed to make

It fucking tells you in the text, you absolute retard.

You're not meant to fixate on that picture because it's a self explanatory, self contained picture that makes a singular point about a specific type of retard that every single normal person understands without any need for analysis. It's not going to tell you any more than it does.

This has been explained numerous times now and yet you still insist on asking the same questions over and over.
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>>25806237

not him but fuck off wigger, cargo pants rock.
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If you have zero fashion sense, do what I did, go to a poor college for a few years. Poor people dress like shit and don't judge you for dressing like shit too.

Here's the thing, I'm broke. I'm a college student fill time (18 units) working part time in a daycare. Because of this I need clothes that don't look creepy (because I'm a guy working at a daycare) but clothes I can run in, sit down on the floor in, shoes I can run in, a button up shirt, occational cartoon shirts too (not my little pony or anything but minions, maybe Star Wars. Something to show the parents).

It isn't autistic, and if people judge, so be it. I need my job, I need my schooling. I often come to school with dirt, mud, boogers and glue on my pants. People have said things to me and I answer honestly. It is the best job in the world even if it makes me look and dress like a retard.
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>>25806246

Stuff your empty doritos bag in them fatty? Cargo pants have been out of season for a while.

Both of you need to learn to get with the times.
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>>25806273
i'm not even fat, you dumb wigger.

>>>/soc/

go back normshit.
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>>25806160

Yes. You look awful. Chad gets away with it because of >>25806070 AND because women know Chad can and does dress better and those are just his casual clothes. They know these are your all day every day clothes.
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>>25806291
>Yes. You look awful

I legitimately thought i looked pretty decent especially when i done my hair up and sprayed some cologne.
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>>25801583
m8 if you wore glasses I know someone who dresses exactly like you at my uni's Vietnamese cave drawing club
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>>25806286

>Posts in a thread asking for fashion advice

>Gets russled when he realizes his mid 90's cargos arent in season anymore

FUCKING NORMIES
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>>25804079
relax chad
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>>25804604
So what the fuck do you wear >>>/fa/ggot?
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>bahh chad is allowed to dress like that but you cant becuz u a robot

SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
RETADED /FA/ FAGGOTS.
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>>25806203

Buy a few pairs of quality, well fitted, slim black jeans, some plain, quality cotton tees in black or grey, and plain zip up hoodies. Get some decent sneakers or (non-autistic) boots.

No more edgy band shirts or graphic tees in general.
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>>25806404
You can cop all of these at an H&M, Jcrew or Urban Outfitters.
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>>25806216
>>25806246

You're either 11 years old or a middle aged father of 3
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>>25806322

>cargo shorts
>graphic tees
>spikey blink 182 hair
>axe body spray

8/10 trolling, anon
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>>25806476
I don't spike my hair up, i use a blow-dry and blow it to one side since i have an under-cut. I also don't use axe. I'm also not trolling this is how i actually dress and went to school.

Sort of feel embarrassed now when i click on my images and then click on chads and see just how perfect his clothes fit compared to mine.
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>>25806369

>le fa maymay

>being triggered and upset and incapable of controlling your need to lash out violently

Oh dear. Sorry about your poverty tier discount shoes, anon.
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>>25806377

>being this triggered by the truth
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>>25806134
this short normie guy at my job wore cowboy boots to the office. he was country as fuck (TN) but cool. usually with like casual flat front khakis and an untucked polo. as long as they aren't flashy. /fa/ are some flashy motherfuckers.
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would you hang with me? I'm black bt-dubs.
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>>25806500

>undercut


Unless you have 10/10 face aesthetics you should probably kill yourself,or shave it off
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>>25806500

Well, that's all very unfortunate. But look on the bright side, now you know and can move forward
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>>25806500

You're not beyond saving. Shirt is actually pretty fine by my eye.
Just abandon anything "cargo" and get some nice fitting dark jeans & desert boots or classic sneaks along the lines of adidas stan smiths.
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>>25806556
I'm Slavic living in a first world country, when i have it shaved / buzz-cut my mother and family say i look like a criminal. Even had my old security guard at work say i looked like one. It just doesn't suit me and makes me look like I'm about to rob the store.

People say i look alright with the under-cut.

>>25806560

Nah i cant move forward, i got no friends to take me to the shops and help me pick out stuff. A few times I'd go to my cousins house because he was going out for his party and he invited me to the city. His mother made me change my clothes and put on some of his. I guess even she thought i dressed like a sperg.
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>>25806503
Why won't you tell me what shoes i should be wearing faggot?
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>>25806245
So basically that pictures shows a specific outfit that a specific type of retard has that is noticeable by most people, yet that specific type of retard may dress differently and that picture doesn't tell how exactly. So basically that picture doesn't have a point and is just meant to be funny. Ok.

Also, I get that there are millions of other ways to dress like a retard so the odds are that I'm dressing like a retard anyway.
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>>25806542

need non autism glasses, no pants with "extra" pockets, jeans that actually fit.
rest is fine.
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>>25796941
Logo-free shirts. Arizona jeans (not shill but they're cheap and sturdy and don't look too literally-retarded.) Shoes are whatever as long as no Crocs or sandals, seriously this 'autist shoe' is a meme. No hat because you're probably too autistic to find one that isn't autistic.
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>>25806597

You don't need friends to do some research and work out how to put together an acceptable bunch of basic clothes.

Your aunt clearly has a clue and has dressed you in better clothes before - ask her for some tips
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>>25805967
Once again this: >>25805860 was not me and was a different Anon, although I do agree with it.

I find it funny that you fail to comprehend the difference between Learning/Developmental Disabilities and Intellectual Disabilities and yet you insult me and that other anon for not comprehending your made up and arbitrary clothing "rules"
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>>25806604
https://www.jcrew.com/ca/mens_category/shoes/boots/PRDOVR~F1917/F1917.jsp?color_name=sand

https://www.jcrew.com/ca/mens_category/shoes/sneakers/PRDOVR~70806/70806.jsp?color_name=white
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Unless you are skinny mode you can't be /fa/
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>>25806604

>being this angry and upset about your silly Airwalks

>>25806616

The picture does have a point. You're just too autistic to read the text and process it and so you're trying to seem clever by missing the point really badly over and over and over
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>>25806663
Not true, Im 6' 220 and frequently receive complements on my dress.
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>>25806685
What do you wear senpai?
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>>25797484
>get /fit/ so you look good first
That's pretty much the bottom line of fashion shit. Nobody gives a flying fuck what you're wearing usually, as long as you're not full sweatpants/LoL shirt level. Clothing is a self-esteem thing primarily, which is why girls care so much.
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>>25806640
Just because it looks good on your /fa/ mannequin doesn't mean it will magically look good and fit good on a robot.

>ask her for some tips

Fuck that, I'll rather keep dressing like a sperg.
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>>25797042
It's even easier if you live in the south
>camo hat
>camo hoodie
>bootcut jeans
>work boots/hiking boots
Instant redneck Thundercock
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just buy clothes that fucking fit you
which for the normal autist means you should buy 1-2 sizes down from what you currently do
ez pz
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>>25805920

They look silly because they don't fit form. Also they're just not in fashion and never really have been. People make connections based on what you're wearing. If you're wearing slim fitting jeans and a t-shirt no one will judge you.
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Yo cuz
dis wat i be wearin fo da last few years
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>>25806616

Any normal person looks at that picture and understands it immediately. The folder, the hoodie, and the shoes aren't specific to the point the picture makes about the person it describes, they're just really obvious and simplified examples of exactly that kind of person and how they present themselves
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Note if you are an aspie type (i.e. browse 4chan) you probably don't have the skills to be truly fashionable. A lot of high IQ engineer types don't get this, and keep trying to rationally work out the 'rules' to looking good and so on. Check out /fa/ for some examples of this i.e. buy really expensive 'quality' shit and still somehow come out of it looking like an animu character (except fa rationalises this as a 'cool trend' now)

If you aren't an intuative arty type then you should play it safe.

Nice jeans (acne/apc, second hand from ebay or grailed)

nice shoes (I like russell and bromley boots + black converse)

shell type jacket - black, or faded coloured bomber jacket or parka.

Literally can't go wrong. it's not original but then neither was the outfit stacy wore in her last facebook update and you still thought she looked super cool
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>>25806685
Today was a casual day to the mall with friends,

For pants Volcom Chino's
http://www.boathousestores.com/frickin-mod-str-chino-kha

Timberland Premium boots
http://www.timberland.com/shop/mens-6-inch-premium-waterproof-boots-a145h

American Apperel Flannel (No Undershirt, Open Button)

http://store.americanapparel.net/brushed-plaid-cotton-twill-long-sleeve-button-up-with-pocket_rsact410sb

And Canada Goose Navy Borden Bomber

http://www.canada-goose.com/ca/en/borden-bomber-7968M.html
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>>25806655
>https://www.jcrew.com/ca/mens_category/shoes/boots/PRDOVR~F1917/F1917.jsp?color_name=sand
/fa/ shit
>https://www.jcrew.com/ca/mens_category/shoes/sneakers/PRDOVR~70806/70806.jsp?color_name=white
Hipster shit
>>25806678
Why won't you tell me what shoes I'm suppose to be wearing? Is it because they're faggy /fa/ shit and you don't want to prove me right?
Post your shoes faggot.
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>>25806786
Im the person who posted above, my day to day are TimberLand Premiums
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What about headwear?

>le fedora meme


I'm talking about beanies and stuff,are they autistic?
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>>25796941
Indigo jeans
Brown boat shoes
Collared shirt with no pattern
Clean shaven
Fit not bagg
Cant go wrong
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>>25806634
>this 'autist shoe' is a meme

No it really isn't. Don't post if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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>>25806642

What's even funnier is your inability to comprehend that I have no ability to tell the difference between either of you and your equally retarded inability to understand anything that is being said to you, you developmentally disabled twit.
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>>25806718

>I'm angry and making things up

I told you to do some research, I didn't tell you to buy Rick Owens outfits, you obnoxious little cunt
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>>25806893

fuck you /f/ag. Go gone.
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>>25806909
With a rolled up dress shirt you look like a middle school substitute teacher.
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>>25806786
>Why won't you tell me what shoes I'm suppose to be wearing?

Why are you so upset?

>Is it because they're faggy /fa/ shit and you don't want to prove me right?

No it's because you keep throwing tantrums and it amuses me to see how little self control you have.

>Post your shoes faggot.

Eat shit, you tragic, poor loser
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>>25806931

>cry more, you cargo shorts wearing omega
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>>25806697
See my post here, forgot to tag.
>>25806779
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What am I >>25799290 supposed to wear if my current outfit supposedly makes it obvious that I have special needs (according to 4chan)?
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>>25806959
what are you doing here if you aren't a cargo shorts wearing omega?
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>>25806779

>wearing niggertism boots!
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Go for the russian hitman look.
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>>25807008

>le r9k is my precious haven for autistic losers maymay

Fuck off to wizardchan, omega
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>>25807009
>best boot under $300

>tan works well with everything

>adds an inch in height

If you seriously think only nigs wear these boots, youre probably better off wearing your cargo pants.
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>>25807029
>>le r9k is my precious haven for autistic losers maymay

it was until normies like you came.
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>>25804223

most posts on /r9k/ are totally useless yes most posters should stop posting
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>>25806753
w2c those shoes
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Dobt wear baggy clothes
Wear dark blue jeans
Dont wear running shoes
Wear plain hoodies
Its that simple
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>>25804720

depending on the width of the hole it can be a real annoyance to try to put the feet in the boot, lasting like 25 seconds

literally not superfluous and i save efforts and 25 seconds
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>>25807043

>desperate manlet
>overpriced niggertisms for poor people who think $300 is expensive
>thinking tan looks good

Even cargos aren't as haggard as niggertisms
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>>25806939
>Calling me a loser
>Won't even post shoes because you're too scared of getting rekt by somebody who actually dresses like a man
lel
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>>25807074

>newfaggot confirmed

You've never belonged here, you and your kind simply lack the sense to comprehend how unwelcome you are
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>>25806515

what does that even mean? no point
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Actual things I own and wore today. How bad?
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>>25807156
Please tell me what shoes you wear.
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>>25807154
>be you

>at target with your mommy

>mommy look! this che guevera t shirt matches my camo cargo shorts! can I cash in my GBP??
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>>25807043
They're nigger boots dude

Literally anything but tactical boots are dad/nigger tier
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>>25807156

>wears outlet store poor kids shoes
>claims he dresses like a man
>actually thinks I'm scared

Oh god, no wonder you're so proud of your ridiculous shoes
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>>25807223
mac demarco is that you??
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>>25807188

>I can't comprehend basic sentences

>>25807270

>openly being this mad because you got righteously laughed at for your mall core niggertism boots!

Make up all the silly stories you want, they won't dry your tears or repair your hurt feelings
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>>25807277
>tactical boots

Sophisticated autism boots are still autistic, anon
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>>25802648

out of touch faggot detected. straight leg and slim blue jeans are back in style.
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>>25797730
what stores aside from hot topic sell skulls, spikes, or barbed wires?
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>>25796941

Dude who gives a fuck what people think of you? It's not your clothes that are off-putting, it's you. Pic related: my gear. I don't give a fuck about anything. Yeah sure, my family thinks I'm insane, but fuck them. I do whatever the hell I want.
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>>25796941 there you have it fag
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grill here who is interested in menswear, this is my opinion (just drank half a bottle of vodka so if there are typos I'm sorry :

the most important things to remember are that 1) you need to feel comfortable 2) you need to avoid committing to any trends 3) you NEED to purchase and wear clothes that fit (more on this later)

so your first instinct now is probably to do a total wardobe overhaul, right? don't be so quick to do that. look through every single piece and consider it as an individual. see if it can be salvaged. sometimes all you'll need is to get it tailored which is WAY cheaper than buying an entire new garment.

OK let's get started with basics!

>shirts/jackets/sweaters/etc
the biggest thing you should care about with shirts are the fit. it's not as simple as baggy and skintight. pay close attention to where exactly the seams are. the most important thing here in my opinion is where the shoulder seams sit. (obviously they should sit EXACTLY at your shoulder) if these are off then you can make a $300 shirt look like you got it for $5 at walmart or some shit. but don't fret if you can't find anything at a store that fits you exactly. that's what a tailor is for! if you can't afford that, maybe look into tailoring your own garments. it'll be cheaper in the long run and you'll get a cool skill out of it.
shoulder seams are super important as I just mentioned. a properly placed shoulder seam will accentuate the natural masculinity of your upper body. you want square and broad shoulders. men are considered more attractive the more angular their features and body are. put the pointy thing (seam) wher eyou want the corner to go (your shoulder).
the above generally applies to cheaper shirts. unless you're willing to shell out big money for a designer who knows what they're doing, you have to make sure yourself that the seams are on point.

[cont]
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>>25807295
I don't overspend on my casual shoes so i can afford real shoes for when I'm actually doing shit
https://www.bellevilleboot.com/shop/index.php?l=product_detail&p=3
But i suppose you wouldn't know about anything besides walking through walmart with your mommy to get tendies once a week.
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>>25807384

They're back in style in a very specific way that doesn't cover cheap Walmart dad jeans
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>>25798168
Eyy this guy knows good earbuds
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>>25807495

>I'm not upset, that's why I keep lashing out and trying to insult you with my silly little stories
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>>25807533
>good
>earbuds
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>>25807538
I'm trying to have a serious conversation here, quit trying to be le ebin trollzerz god.
What the fuck is your problem with my shoes? I don't spend enough on them?
What's wrong with my boots? They don't look like they're from the 19th century?
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if you dress nice girls will look past your shitty personality.
90k in neetbux should cover at least a decent wardrobe, no?
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>>25807486
nobody cares roastie whore
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>>25807486
now let's move on to length! some styles will be longer but again I wouldn't trust anyone but a top-of-the-line designer to know exactly how to pull this off. in general you should make sure that when you lift your arms the bottom of the shirt is maybe half an inch to an inch below the top of your jeans. don't show your stomach unless you want to look like you are wearing the same shirts you had at fifteen.
as for styles, this is really up to you. you can't really go wrong with basic t-shirts (short and long sleeve) in jewel tones (think deep forest greens, royal blues, etc.) or neutrals (shades of grey, black, white, brown).
shirts you button up are a little tricky. don't try to tuck in a shirt that isn't meant to be tucked in or vice versa. a dress shirt is one that you tuck in. you can tell a shirt is a dress shirt if the sides of the shirt (sitting by your hips) come up quite a bit higher than the front and the back. these shirts will also be fairly long. you must tuck these in. they will look ridiculous if you don't. wear these only with "fancier" pants and at "fancier" occasions. so basically don't wear them with jeans or when you go to school. as a rule, darker and deeper colours (like the jewel tones mentioned earlier) are for the nighttime and lighter colours (pastel blues, pinks, and greens) are for the daytime. dress shirts must be worn with an undershirt. no exceptions. avoid white, unless you know you can keep it looking impeccable. iron your clothes! keep the creases sharp. (remember the angular thing I mentioned before).try to avoid rolling up these sleeves

[cont]
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>>25807465
kek this is funny i had a giggle
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>>25807602
that outfit is probably worth over a grand. yeah, you can look good for a grand, but its only 1 outfit. what are you gonna do, wear that shit everywhere?
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>>25807591

You were told what was wrong with them numerous posts ago. Look, obviously you're a man of basic and inexpensive tastes and that's fine. Stop getting so wound up because not everybody thinks your choices are ideal
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>>25807647
a button up shirt that is not a dress shirt should be worn untucked. you can leave these buttons undone and wear a tshirt underneath, roll up the sleeves, look for more "fun" patterns (don't go nuts. as a rule make sure it's not a visible pattern from a distance. e.g. choose really thin stripes over wider ones. and don't do plaid unless it's monochromatic or in neutral tones, or you run the risk of looking young.
for sweaters, same rules apply as for tshirts with regard to colour and fit.

invest in a really good jacket. whether this is a peacoat or more of a windbreaker type thing, place a lot of thought into it and make sure it fits you properly! the more often you wear something the more attention you should pay to whether or not it fits, suits your personality and body type, etc. like I mentioned in my first post, try not to get attached to trends. stick to classic styles. bomber jackets and anything with fur on the hood run the risk of looking really cheap and gimmicky. i would avoid these. idk what kind of climate you live in but I can explain more if you let me know


>pants
these are a bit simpler. the fit should just follow the natural line of your legs (so if your shins are skinnier than your thighs they should taper a bit toward the bottom), or just be straight leg. don't go too tight (looks gross) or too loose (just looks sloppy).

don't just get jeans. if you are getting jeans, get something dark wash (really dark blue). get a pair of black pants (would be best if these aren't faded), and any other neutral colours you want. you can branch out into jewel tones, some of these look really nice, but avoid this until you feel you have a solid handle on what does and doesn't look good.

if you're a professional or in the process of networking then get good dress pants in a neutral colour (at least one black pair) and keep them creased, ironed, and fold them/cover them when you're not wearing them.

[cont]
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>>25807755
All you said was they aren't expensive enough.
Fuck you, only niggers wear expensive shoes.

Eat shit, nigger faggot.
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>>25807684

You do understand you can replicate a similar, non-obscure designer version of that outfit (the one the designer ripped off to profit from) for less money, right? Some decent fitting jeans, a parka, and boots aren't that costly
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>>25807805

>reverts straight back to lashing out

It's not my fault you're cherry picking because your poverty triggers you
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>>25807759
>shoes
biggest lesson here: sneakers are inappropriate for anything other than working out after you are 18 years old. get something like pic related. casual, but doesn't look like something you'd expect a fifteen year old to wear. again, neutrals. here I would actually lean more towards brown because it's softer. black can look a bit too harsh sometimes because it causes a break in what the eyes see. but this is all up to taste, black shoes can look great too

again, depending on climate, invest in a good pair of winter boots

and also invest in some good dress shoes. don't wear these until the occasion calls for them. not even for a date unless it's at a fancy restaurant of some sort. (and don't take girls to fancy restaurants until you're already exclusive!) black or very very dark brown is best for these. (I'd go with very very dark brown for the same reasons as above.)

[cont]
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>>25796941
Vans. Literally by everything from Vans.

It's near impossible to look like an autist with Vans stuff. It's a solid, known brand. Their clothes are up to date with the latest normalfag trends.

Basically the only way you can screw it up is if you're a fag like me who only wears black/grey clothes.
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>dress like a normie first day of class
>stop giving a fuck
>3rd week rolls in
>slip on vans, non cargo Hollister khaki shorts , and a number of the beast shirt
>mfw didn't even look that bad
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>>25807833
jigaboo nigger faggot
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>>25807344

this whole you shouldnt wear X because ur a robot makes 0 sense and you're retarded

>>25807362

nah they're actually useful
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>>25796941
Here you go. Non-autistic.

>>25803147
Listen to this guy: >>25803193

>>25807465
Glock 17 or 19?
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>>25807852
>accessories
don't go too nuts with these. I personally like when a guy has a nice scarf on when the weather is appropriate. a good pair of gloves is always handy to have around. watches are incredibly classy.

look into "everyday carry" for stuff you can bring with you everywhere. most people have some sort of pocketknife, a notebook, a pen, wallet, keys, and phone. (speaking of wallet, get a nice one for the love of god. nothing with a huge logo on it. absolutely nothing with a chain.)

hats are difficult. I would avoid hats, because unless you absolutely know what you're doing you run the risk of becoming the hat guy and that's no fun. (of course get some winter hats if you're in a really cold are) (actually beanies are fine too)


that's basically it, let me know if you have any questions. don't go to /fa/, they don't dress like normal people and it takes a lot of research/money to dress like they do and do it in a way that doesn't look terrible. this is safe, affordable, and will still look great.


>grooming
take care of your hair. take care of your facial hair. keep one of these impeccable at all times. if both look haggard you look like a hobo. if both look clean you look kind of gay. don't grow a mustache.

smell good. not overwhelming, just good. shower every day. wear deodorant. you don't need a ton of cologne. avoid body spray unless you're in high school.

well that's all I can think of, feel free to ask me if you have any questions
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>>25796941
check this GET
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>>25807983
>accessories

Sign up for the GQ email list.
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>>25807852

Please stop posting this reddit menswear garbage.

>>25807874

>Vans
>being older than 16 and younger than 40

No. Vans are teenager and old man on the weekend tier
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>>25807362

why do you say that you dumbass. holy shit. ill never comprehend r9k's retardation.

tactical boots are the best boots you can wear for practicality and if you're not a dumbass you'll be able to pull them off
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>>25806034
That depends on if you actually practiced working with data structures and manage to pass your discrete.

The discrete is hard where I am, one professor had a 30% pass rate
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>>25807684
Well, he did say to spend about 90k ($90,000) to get good clothes....
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>>25808007
lol

>>25808015
mfa is garbage. what I posted isn't mfa, it's safe. OP isn't in a position to be taking risks with fashion imho
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>>25807941

>I lack the intelligence to understand why I can't get away with things other people can so you're wrong

You shouldn't be so smug about how angry you are.

>my tactical sperg boots are useful for living in the suburbs
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>>25807650

You think this is a joke bitch?

>>25807968

Mah nigga! It's a glock 17.
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My brother does this. I'll help him if see it when he's walking out the door

he has a gf. why dont you?
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>>25808038

You don't have a single reason to wear your fancy autism boots other than the simple fact you're an edgelord with no taste
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>>25808062

... You did get he was making a joke, right?
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>>25808145

they're comfortable, stable, look good and I dont dress to attract dumb failed normies like you anyways, go dress with puma and nike clothes and go find your peers

>>25808103

go ahead tell me why some people can get away with garbage
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>>25808126
Nice! I'm saving up for a 1911. It goes with my leather jacket pretty well.
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>>25808072
>>25807983
actually I'll add some brands I'm into in case OP or any else of you want to experiment a bit more

adyn clothing
hififnk
jil sander
rick owens (lol)
arc'teryx veilance
bulova (for watches)
la'saye hommes
patrik ervell
seiko (for watches)

have fun OP
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>>25808190

>>look good

You like like an autistic and retarded school shooter wannabe who watched The Matrix too many times.

Some people get away with garbage because they are attractive and charismatic and aren't wearing the shitty, cheap, poorly made and fitted outfit you wear and think is the same as theirs
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>>25808256

>aren't wearing the shitty, cheap, poorly made and fitted outfit you wear and think is the same as theirs

woah loads of assumptions there

>>25808256

Jesus christ in what world do you live? I dont wear my boots with jeans. My outfits are always fitting.
>>
>go to the mall
>stay away from hot topic
>buy clothes from american eagle, pac sun, hollister, etc
>wear them

for shoes get some high tops or DCs

wow easy
>>
>>25807486
>>25807647
>>25807759
>>25807852
>>25807983
listen to this shit, OP
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>>25807983
is my wallet ok?
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>>25808614
lol but in all seriousness, this is a good wallet because it is clean and simple :)
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>>25808355

>implying those assumptions didn't answer the question you asked perfectly

The rest of your outfit isn't making your silly boots any less autistic
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>>25808488

>wear pleb as fuck brands and teenager shoes

Great advice!
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>>25797417
CAN THERE BE ONE THREAD WITHOUT SOMEONE CLAIMING THEY HAVE A VAGINA. FUCK OFF ROASTIE
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>>25808693
when you're fit it doesnt really matter what you wear. I coudl wear a bright pink wife beater and crocs with cargo shorts and still get women.
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>>25808715

If you were Chad and the pink wife beater was a salmon Ralph Lauren vest, the cargos were Armani and the Crocs were what you were wearing on your boat, then of course you'd still get laid.

It's a simple case of context
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>>25808789
I'm neither poor nor rich, nor handsome. just fit. having muscles and being over 6ft turns on the majority of women.
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Thanks for all the help guys, I'll try to put your suggestions to use.
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I-Is it okay if I wear a lot of long sleeved shirts?

I'm a skeleton anyways...
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>>25809182
no long sleeve shirts unless they are sweaters, sweatshirts, or button ups
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>>25809306
WELP

I guess I'm stuck in the realm of autism....thanks...
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>>25808810

>fitomegas tell themselves this.

Be honest, they'll approach you but they won't fuck you once they work out you're a robot with muscles
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>>25809182

Fuck, the long sleeve under a graphic tee is the shittest look
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>>25809353
wear them as undershirts for those things and slowly pick up sweaters at goodwill.
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>>25809371
what if it's cold.
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>>25810591

Then wear something appropriate
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>>25809306
What about if it is cold? Wouldn't long sleeves be appropriate then?

Also, Long sleeve pajama shirts are also ok I would assume, especially since you wouldn't be going anywhere in pajamas.

>>25810719
How are long sleeves not appropriate?
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Normans guide to Normalfaming

>Blue/Black slim jeans.
not too slim and definitely not too baggy. this is very important.

>Shirts with absoluteness zero and i mean fucking nothing barren from anything zero things on the shirt ok?.
Exceptions
-Tiny nike logo
-Tiny nice brand logo you get the idea.

>Black/grey/navy blue jacket, not too many autism pockets.

>Just buy some shoes that are not all terrain 4 wheel drives, just some nice simple nike's.

>No autism accessories
No watches unless you go to a white collar job daily and are O/25yr's.
Make sure if you are going to get gloves for the cold they dont have any studs, a zelda logo, or anything else. Fingerless gloves are acceptable but personally i would rather be cold.
You dont need to bring that 3ds.
You dont need a knife.
You wont be needing that guitar pick.
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>>25797484
I've never seen a normal person dress like this in years.
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>>25800039
Yeah, I actually fill out my shirts.
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>>25799775
Are you me? I wear the same coat and pants, with black shoes
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Buy a pair of slim black jeans, a variety a gray sweater, black boots/minimal shoes, and a parka and your set bro.
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>>25802381
>he expresses his butthurt if someone says their own opinion like a fact
Typical autist.
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>>25810877

OK list, but watches are always a good idea, and you aren't dressed unless you have your knife and a high quality pen on you. Even if it's just a bootleg Parker, people notice and respect a man with a good pen.
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>>25810877
>only skinny jeans
those look like they would be incredibly uncomfortable and impractical.
>no graphics on t shirts
What is wrong with having graphics on t shirts?
>Black/grey/navy blue jacket only
What's wrong with my red coat?
>Shoes
What's wrong with boots?
>No Watches
Watches are an incredibly useful and convenient tool. They allow me to quickly and easily keep track of the time. They also allow me to keep track of seconds easily which my phone does not display except in the stopwatch mode. Plus, if I forget to charge my phone (which I have to do about once a week) and my phone dies, then I can still keep track of time.
>No 3DS
What am I supposed to do while waiting for a bus or while riding public transit or any other time I am bored? I don't have a smart phone, so I use my 3DS XL.
>No Knife
how do you know I won't need a knife? Knives are an incredibly versatile and important tool. I try to have a knife on me or in my backpack almost every time I'm out of the house.
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>>25811005
>boots

/fa/ autism is still autism. wear shoes
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>>25811143
I actually need to get some new shoes... I haven't had any sneakers in like a year.
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>>25806809
Hats require three things
>it needs to be a style that compliments your face shape
>it needs to be the same level of dressiness as the rest of your outfit
>you have to be confident when wearing it
Beanies are good if they fit your face shape, and you aren't wearing them with fancy clothes.
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>>25810741

They're not appropriate when you wear them with a short sleeve graphic tee over the top of them
>>
>try to get lose weight to look less autistic
>end up looking extra autistic because my clothes are now huge on me
>tfw poor and new clothes are expensive as fuck

Where do I buy good clothes without bankrupting myself?
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>>25811837
At a thrift store or good will.
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>ITT: a bunch of r9k autists think they know shit about fashion

you filthy sperglords will only end up looking tryhard

Delusional faggots, you can't compensate for lack of facial aesthetics with fashion. Women will see right through your bullshit outfit and automatically reject you for your ugliness and lack of social skills.

Just kill yourselves, you wannabe normies. You will never fit in.
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>>25812140
>spergelord pretending to be a normie
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ok usually /fit /pol /o

skate shoes dc's globe, boots, casual sneakers (nothing that is actually used for sports tho, chucks etc)

Jeans not baggy 90's early 00's style.
skinnys, boot cut etc nothing matters just not baggy, anything between light blue and dark blue. also khaki dickies or cargos are normal and acceptable, just don't use military issue they look to much like work clothes same goes for shorts, boardies in summer, or cargos are fine jeans shorts are out.

tops,

t shirts, white black or grey.
button down shirts, no unless in a formal setting, if you insist because you think for some reason they are cool, avoid any pattern besides very basic and subtle ones and always wear with dad pants aka very formal dress pants or exceptionally well made jeans, but doing so will attract lots of men.

jackets/ jumpers

hoodys pull down neutral colours same as tshirts. print doesnt matter.
REAL leather jacket, grey zip down hoody under it.
semi formal dinner jacket over plain t shirt with jeans.


never wear sports clothes or tracksuit style things out of the house unless you are going to the gym or a specific sporting events it will expose you for the NEET you are.
>>
Shirts with pictures > plain shirts
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>>25806820
It's not autistic, I use those for jogging.

Fuck off.
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>caring about clothing
>thinking clothing will compensate for your brain autism and/or ugliness
>thinking normies actually care about what you wear
Hint: unless it's something incredibly shitty and/or dirty looking, they don't actually care. Chads can literally wear anything and they'll still get the pussy.
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how autist am i senpai?
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Bumparino famalino
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>>25796941
>tfw somewhat fashionable but still permavirgin
It doesn't matter how well you dress: as long as you're a massive autist you'll never get girls. On occasion, girls have spoken to me, but then they realised I'm a fucking sperg and can't hold a conversation so they stop being interested
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>>25797317
I agree with this. Slip-ons are not inherently autistic.
>>
its really simple but you cant do anything wrong with it
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>>25815269
>nothing wrong
>that wallet
pick one.
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Go into uniqlo/h&m/zara/pull and bear whatever the fuck generic shoppe you have
Get a pair of jeans, not skintight like a /fa/ggot but not baggy
Get a few plain white tees
Get a knitwear jumper or two, you choose the colours
Get an Oxford shirt, those are usually quite nice
Maybe a bomber jacket as well
As for shoes just get a pair of timbs or something
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>>25797463
same, like what will the reaction of family/ people at uni be? the surely know i dreass like crap. would i come across as pretentious/tryhard/vain?
fkkk, i hate looking like shit
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>>25804652
only good one i've seen on this thread so far
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>>25796941
OP, as a rule all you have to do is wear what looks good on you.

For example, /fa/ will shit on graphic tees, but if you can pull it off, you can wear one.

That said, I have found that keeping it simple is the best way to start, you can build from there as you discover what works for you.
>>
google the prep handbook

dress like a chad from the 1980's who wears docksiders

??????????

profit, as long as your hair matches
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>>25815724
This is probably the best one I've seen all day
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>>25806134
Always boot cut jeans. If you tuck your regular jeans into your boots you're a faggot
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fucking normies infesting this board , true robots dont fucking care about fashion
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Here is a simple but attractive outfit
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>>25797200
>go buy nike running shoes
>fly knits
>roshes
>huaraches
>nike socks
>cargo shorts/basketball shorts
>any t shirt that isnt completely autistic
>and dont ever wear a unbuttoned short/long sleeve unless its polo with a plain colored t shirt under

If you follow this advice you will look like the lamest of the normies
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>>25819171
>denim jacket
the 60's called, they want their outfit back asshole
>>
>>25819252
>60s
>nice casual boots
>black skinny jeans
>1D sweater
Keke

Besides denim jackets are a versatile jacket that can go with multiple outfits same with the boots
>>
>>25819171
Denim on denim. The Canadian tuxedo. Fail.
>>
Rick Owens ofc
>>
>>25819326
Lord have mercy, denim on denim is only bad when they are within a shade or two of each other
>>
>>25819350
Nah. It's to be avoided.
>>
>>25819370
Yeah unless you're working on a ranch or something, denim on denim is ass.
>>
>>25819396
>>25819370
Where do you guys live? Here in Cali blue denim on black is a pretty normal thing
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>>25819420
Brooklyn. When I wear a denim jacket I wear chinos or something. Maybe if you're a cowboy or a heavy metal person denim on denim looks good.
>>
I can help you to look good op, for a price, of>>25796941 course
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>>25802648
>skinny/slim jeans
faggot
>>
>>25806203
Fuck yeah, nailbomb
>>
>>25807465
>Carrying a 33 round mag concealed
>>
>>25797547
combat boots are truly alpha male tier
>>
Step 1 : Don't be ugly

Step 2 : Don't be fat

Step 3 : Congratulations if you aren't the above you can wear whatever you want
>>
Whatever you do, don't listen to /fa/.
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>>25799290
holy shit i had that phone until a few days ago
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>>25796941
Google dude... There are services that specifically do this and they send you monthly additions to keep switching it up a bit.
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pihqfoiqefq fo qefqfeffff
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TIL that every conceivable way to dress is autistic no matter what
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>>25820278
trunkclub.com

good for the color blind and people with no sense of aesthetics.
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Here's an example of what I might wear.
Don't have a Christmas tie unless it's Christmas though.
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i hate myself to unfathomable degrees for being attracted to this
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Blue jeans (not slim just regular), green or blue shirt, gray sweat jacket, and non colorful shoes. Lose the fedora. As normie as you can get.
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>>25820364
Anyone who wears a necktie w/ dungarees is certified pleb-tier.
>>
>>25820251
>le patrician :^)
These faggots running around all over 4chan convinced of their "objectively" superior tastes are the worst people here.
>>
>>25820400
ye buzzwords have made arguing so much easier
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>>25820389
I wasn't wearing dungarees.
I had to google that shit, i had never heard that word before.
>>
Single color t-shirts, all neutral. Don't get too excited and start wearing bright yellow and purple, you aren't power dressing. Greys, whites, blacks, browns, and use variants of red, blue, and green for color. Buy them at Old Navy, they're good enough. Have some crew neck shirts, have some V-neck shirts. Have one shirt with a pocket, and two or three polo shirts.

slim fit jeans if you can fit, boot cut should be fine as long as they didn't make them straight up bell-bottoms. Either way, denim jeans that fit your leg. Don't go for bright blue, go for dark. Maybe not black, but really dark blue and that bluish-black color looks nice. Get one belt, preferably a reversable black/brown belt but it's more important to have the black one. Make sure it has a really forgettable or agreeable belt buckle, looks good but isn't flashy, you're not Big Hoss in Texas.

Wear black socks only. Fuck it, just wear black socks only. Don't question when you can pull off white socks, just don't worry about it, buy a pack of black hanes socks. They're cheap, you know where to get them.

Don't buy running shoes, you're not going to be running as much as you think you turbofaggot. Wear basic-ass shoes like pic related. These are Vans Atwoods. The grey is appealing and would match your jeans and shirt, the sole isn't goofy or cheap, and it has normal laces. Take care of them.

Black zip-up jacket, white/light grey zip-up jacket. Make sure one is warmer than the other.

Shower and groom daily.
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>>25797336
chelseas dont work unless you're at least 5'10
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>>25820429
>i had never heard that word before
You're not allowed to post unless you are over the age of 18, FYI.
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>>25820429
blue jeans and a necktie is a no go as well.
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>>25820389
>>25820429
IN THE STREETS WITH A HEATER UNDER MY DUNGAREES
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>>25820504
theyre not called dungarees everywhere in the world
why is everyone on this board so convinced that everyone that isnt them is underage
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>>25820494
whoops I forgot the atwoods
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Dungarees is just the actual name of 'jeans'. Why modern cultural has shifted that into referring to overalls, I don't know. If you go to a decent haberdasher they will immediately know what you are talking about. And of course you don't wear a silk necktie with a pair of dungarees. They are work wear. It's looks ridiculous.
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>>25820658
>If you go to a decent haberdasher
>haberdasher

the fuck
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>>25820696
Anon, the best fashion accessory you will ever have is a vast vocabulary. If you're going to dress like a gentleman, speak like one as well. Cursing and such is vulgar.
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>>25820745
>If you're going to dress like a gentleman, speak like one as well.

OP said he wanted to be non-autistic, not double-down on the ostracized retardation.

*tips fedora*
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>>25820840
I'm a grown man. Dressing well and speaking properly as an adult isn't autistic. Being an overweight manboy, trying to replicate the dress of a grown man, while cutting every possible corner, is autistic. Got it?
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