>Kate is about to graduate. Her biggest dream is to have sex with Ryan Lambert. The only problem is that Ryan refuses to have sex with a virgin. This leads to a hunt for another man to lose her virginity to so she finally can have her dream prince.
>>25794634 >>25794658 Normies don't like virgin girls because the sex is really bad because they have no experience and they bleed on your bed, it's not like they said he doesn't want to date one he's just talking about a one night stand
>>25794634 >listening to the radio on my way to work the other day >there's some guest host on the air because the usual slut is out >she tells everyone she is a 23 year old virgin >the guy hosts are like "well nobody wants to have sex with virgins"
>>25794658 unlike /r9k/s delusions about virgin sex its actually pretty fucking terrible in every regard. 1) the sex itself is pretty awful. 2)clinginess. virgins always get attached to their first and if you just wanted casual sex don't fuck a virgin. 3) fucking a virgin girl is like fucking a box printed fragile. you can barely move.
>>25794937 >The blood part would be the only issue for me Why do people go "OH MUH GAWD DA BLOOD!" when there are not fluids getting all over the bed anyway? Do people not wash their sheets after sex and just sleep in cum and juices forever? Does the blood NEVER wash out or something?
>>25794951 >Implying that bad sex is going to last forever >Almost every robot on here wants a meaningful lasting relationship so unless she is Tsundere level clingy its not a bad thing. And you go around casually hooking up you are a degenerate >"OH MUH GOD I CANT FUCK HER LIKE A MINDLESS ANIMAL!?!? THIS IS GOING TO BE LIEK THAT FOREVER!!!"
>>25795018 I think American Pie was more a coming of age story and showing the MC trying to have sex but it wasnt the only selling point like that movie. They essentially are the same but American Pie didnt call itself "18 and still a virgin!? WHAT A LOSER!"
>>25795139 I said increased, not invented. It was a hugely popular franchise back then, so you can't just cancel it's broad influence. Yes, we all want to have sex, but we don't have to lose our self-esteem just because we don't manage it by a certain age.
>>25794926 I don't fuck virgins any more, the sex is truly terrible, I hate sex when I feel like they're in pain. And I'm not exactly an ultra chad, I've slept with 10 people. (Not bait, I'm a cyborg but feel free to tell me to get out).
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