I had an imaginary friend as a kid, due to being a weird retard.
I started "fucking" it when I became a teenager, this would basically be me lying there pretending things would happen to me.
I got a boyfriend.
I fucked my imaginary friend last night while I have a boyfriend.
Is it cheating?
I should clarify that I didn't set out to fuck it last night, but put on an old movie I was nostalgic about, remembered him, invoked the fellow and things escalated.
I'll just consider it hands free masturbation and continue.
>cucking your boyfriend with an imaginary dick
God damn the nerve of these roasties
>>25793903
This post annoys me for some reason. Delete it.
>>25795197
Sorry, I'm not allowed to delete a post that old.
>>25795214
It's alright, I just won't look at it.
>>25793572
>>25793903
Ah well, I have no clue if you are shitposting but here goes.
I've always had this imaginary friend / boyfriend too. I've always had sex with him, when I developped any sort of sexual attraction it started going his way. I do fall in love with my boyfriends though, but he is always there, and he often gives me advice in my proper, actual, relationship. Sometimes I'll fuck a guy and pretend it's my imaginary friend as well. Which I do think is iffy, or at least worst than what you did. So you're fine. There's still some powerlevel above you.
>>25795232
it's interesting to think of someone in the same situation as me.
I don't really keep up with mine as much as I used to. I feel both guilty about being neglectful, and silly about attributing emotions to a figment of my imagination.
>>25795311
Does yours have a name?
I tend to just chat a little with him when I'm alone at home. It does not make me seem weird at all.
I always imagine him lying next to me when I sleep alone.
your boyfriend just got cucked by a figment of a woman's imagination. I don't think he can go any lower at this point.
>>25793572
That's not really cheating. More like a maturation technique. People fascinate about celebrities and such during sex all the time and this isn't all that different. I wouldn't worry too much about it.
>>25795345
Iggy/Ignatius.
>I always imagine him lying next to me when I sleep alone.
That is one comfy sensation.
I've always enjoyed playing video games or listening to music with Iggy.
>>25795411
Oh cool name.I tend to tell him about my day and such and he weighs in on it. I don't really have a lot of shared activities, it's like a special mindset I can't get in when there is anyone else.
Sometimes I'll lie on my bed with headphones on and imagine us going to a city or the beach or such0
Also mine's called Alex.
>>25795488
Most of the time I don't even try to bring Iggy around, I just kid of feel pressure/heat on my shoulders or think something dry and clever that doesn't seem like me, and I'll know he's there.