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>One chance at life
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>One chance at life
>Born in Australia
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>>25793340
oy m8 ur fuked
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>>25793340
>One chance at loife
>Born an abbo
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>>25793340
start shitposting and things will sort themselves out
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I wish I was born a white Aussie from the southwestern part of the country. I would work to sustain only myself and spend all of my free time playing beach cricket or bushcamping with mates.

Instead I'm a fat NEET in a European shithole.
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>>25793340
You've got great shitposting genes tho
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>>25793340
>One chance at life
>Born in Brazil
Shut the fuck up OP
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>>25793580
kek my man
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>one change in life
>born in greenland

You know nothing but snow.
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Everyone here saying Australians are god tier shit posters, why?
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>>25794049
They are notorious for their banter, both on and offline. At one point it got so bad Moot even declared them his mortal enemies. Lurk /int/, /pol/ or /sp/ to see what I mean.
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>>25794199
>tfw Chinese are poo in loos too
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>>25793340
>One chance at life
>Born in Russia
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>one chance at life
>born in Montenegro
JUST
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>>25793617
At first I though I couldn't shitpost. Then after lurking for so long, it just comes out naturally.
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>>25793340
>One chance at life
>Born in Bongland

There's barely any Mudslimes in my town though, so I guess that's something.
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>one chance in life
>born in perth
>somehow malaysian waifu transverses the vast blue expanse, meets me at highschool and becomes my honeybuns
>somehow everything worked outt

This god guy is alright :)
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>one chance at life
>be born with aspergers depression and anxiety with sub 7/10 looks and weird interests
>born with an IQ quite a lot higher than average so can't connect with people
>born without empathy or guilt and everyone thinks/knows you're a psychopath
>to top it all off im from a english town that isnt known well so whenever i meet a qt and ask where im from in England and she expects me to say london but I'm not from there.
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>>25794500
Here's an actual account of this happening
>one of the times I rarely leave the house
>at pool w/ normie friend
>group of blonde qts hear us talking
>"are you guys english"
>both reply yes
>"So where are you from"
>normie friend tells them that he's from london
>plsstopthemscreaming.gif
>"and where are you from?"
>"s-southampton"
>silence
>they then leave
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>>25794429
OP here, literally live in Perth. Armpit of Australia.
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>once chance at life

"Haha, fuck you dude, have fun being born in eastern europe"
-t. God
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>one chance at life
>born Republican
Please, end this pain.
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>one chance at life
>born into poverty in middle-of-nowhere US
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>>25794603
See
>>25793608
>>25794429
Perth's not the problem, it's you arsehole.
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>Tfw born Ameriburger
>Wanted to be European
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>>25794713
Where are you from?
Balkannigger here.
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>>25795039
Me too, Croatia. Killmelads
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>>25795069
Must suck being so close to the beach
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>>25795069
my friend's uncle lives in osijek, he drives like a 80k euro car, he's doing just fine
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