There is only one seat left on your life boat.
Two passengers approach one is a basic-bitch stacey, the other a hood-tier nigger.
>You are legally obligated to save one of them
>You think there might be another lifeboat, but you aren't sure
>Seats are single occupancy only
>You can't give up your place because you are in charge.
>It may be many weeks before you are rescued
>Everyone else in the boat is chill
Who do you save?
Save the Stacy who will reward me with sex because bitches love ships and make the Somalian pirate hijacking my ship walk the plank.
>Implying a nigger would ever get on a boat with a white man again
Sorry guys, this seat is taken by my luggage. Catch the next one.
>legally obligated to save one of them
Says fucking who?
>seats are single occupancy only
doesn't mean you cant cram one extra person in the boat.
>you can't give up your place because you are in charge
okay if I'm in charge then how about I make it so everyone takes a turn in the water and we have a rotation going on so no one spends too long in the water and everyone fucking lives.
Seriously this entire situtation is absurd and just and excuse to try and make someone sound racist or sexist. They made life jackets over 100 years ago, everyone can easily survive this.
I'd have to judge them a bit closer. If the black guy is the chill/funny type, maybe, but if he's a full on "kill whitey" nigger then he's gonna take a trip to the sea floor.
For the girl, depends on how cute she is and if she isn't too much of a bitch. She's also probably less likely to win in a chimp out if the lifeboat descends into resorting to cannibalism to survive.
>Says fucking who?
>doesn't mean you can't cram one extra person in the boat.
it's a freefall lifeboat anyone not strapped in will have their head caved in
Logically, the Stacy will consume less calories and so will be better to save due to her needing less rations.
However, I know the Stacy would be whiny and complain constantly within thirty-five minutes of us being stranded, as well as probably being ditzy and incompetent at helping us survive. The ghetto black guy would probably have a sense of machismo so he wouldn't complain, as well as wanting to help out a bit more.
Bonus points if the black dude acts as comedic relief.
"Shiiit, the one time a nigga finna go on a cruise, this shit happens! Oh well. We'll get through this together, mayne."
Versus the Stacy:
"Oh my gaawwwd, I don't want my extensions to get wet! Why is there so much water? Anon, why does the sea smell salty? Anon, you're so creeeepy, haha! I bet you're a virgin. Can I have double rations now?"
You're taking it too literally. The point of the question is to see whether you'd rather save the Stacey or the nigger. If you say you'll save both, you've not really answered the dilemma, because the whole point of the dilemma is just to get you to choose one.
That said, I'd pick Stacy in order to not have the boat robbed and/or my leadership role overtaken by the nigger.
But the OP said it may be many weeks before you are rescued. What if you need to procreate to preserve mankind?
On the other hand, what if you need to resort to cannibalism? Tyrone has more meat, but Stacy has white meat. Hm...
>Oops sorry wrong button
>Ship's crane starts dropping the lifeboat, or I cut the rope or whatever other system
Now I just wait and watch. The Stacy will wait for some white knight ( Or black in this case ) to save her, but since it's free for all now, I bet the nig would jump into the water and chase the lifeboat. If that's the case I'm giving the seat to whoever jumps first.
>A few weeks
>Needing to repopulate
Kek, even if that was an issue, there's no way Stacy would touch anyone from 4chan. That's why she's a Stacy.
Also, the black guy would be better for survival.
>"Anooon, our rations are running out! We can't catch fish or sea birds. Fish is gross smelling and killing animals is meeaaaann and icky!"
>End up starving before we can be rescued
>"Almost outta rations? Shiiit, lemme fashion a makeshift spear and catch me some tuna or marlin or shit. Finna tie myself to the lifeboat in case the lochness monster or a liopleurodon tries to eat my black ass."
>He comes back with at least thirty pounds of delicious seafood. By the time you're rescued, everyone has gained ten pounds of lean muscle mass and is /fit/ due to that there protein
it is a cargo ship that also takes paying passengers, you have become a merchant seaman to escape your robot life
Hood-tier Tyrone, easy.
>probably in a gang so knows how to help a brother out especially in a life vs death scenario
>likely lived in not so good conditions so is probably used to it if he's 'hood tier'
>on his own so even if he tried shit there would be a whole boat to stand up to him
>will probably equal him having your back if you make it back alive with his squad on your side too because even guys from the hood can find a little respect to saving their members skin
>definitely going to be more entertaining than a bitchy stacy
As opposed to Stacy:
>going to be very selfish and make surviving all about herself
>brought up in good conditions so will complain about having to be out to sea in a small boat
>womyn will always get defended for being "the weaker gender"
>won't do shit outside of maybe a thanks, then likely bitch about how it all went down to her roastie friends and make you come across as some bad guy/creep
>no sense of honour so will just find every sleazy way to get by
I'll take gambling on Tyrone being a good member and getting a good end reward with him, than a bitch Stacy who I know will make the journey hell and not be grateful for giving her a chance at not dying.
You know the answer anon
Women and children first
the backpacking 'going to find myself' kind
>"I'm going to like..."
>Sips $5 bottle of spring water
>"Africa and stuff"
>Adjusts glasses that have no lenses
>"So I can like, help poor people or whatever"
>Watches Big Bang Theory
>The fate of all straight white males on this ship is sealed. No one shall leave. Shoot every single disgusting privileged caucasian XY-chromosomed piece of shit that attempts to get on the lifeboats.
If we're going off stereotypes what makes you think the average 4channer can?
Either way the hood guy has a better survival instinct than a Stacey who's had everything given to her.
rescue the tyrone,
>yo thanks my nigga i didnt even know that bitches name she just want this dick. when we get home ima call my hoes in for a favor and you can smash any of em. we gon be out here for a while but i got some weed.
a hock a heeg a hurgin
>says funny black people shit
>would be grateful you saved him
>probably wouldn't help out on the boat
>wouldn't be grateful you saved her
>would find a way to complain about it
>would complain about everything else
>would create drama
>would smell like death after a few days
well, at least if the basic bitch starts causing trouble i'll be able to toss her over the side.
the hood rat might just chimp out and stab everyone cause #blacklifeboatsmatter or some shit
>would want more food and water than you ration
>would attack you to get more
>would want more food and water than you ration
>would whine and beg to get more, maybe try to attack you a little but wouldn't be dangerous
>I'm the captain now
He kicks off random survivor. Grabs Stacey by the hair and throws her in the boat. Floats out to sea.
>anon you're a cool dude, want to run a train on Stacey
>sure Tyrone but I got first. How am I supposed to follow the BBC
>that's cool anon, I prefer her pretty mouth first any way
We take turns spit roasting the roastie until she can't take any more
>anon you hungry
>I could eat
Start cutting chunks out of the roasties ass. Eat until full and throw the bones off the side.
>damn son why'da leave that lady there to die that's fucked dawg
You would lose all hope of gaining Tyrone's respect.
wouldn't you want fat over lean muscle if you had to resort to cannibalism, since fat is closer to pure energy and I think you need more water to digest and process protein.
also stacey would require less expenditure of energy when it comes to eating her, if you had to fight either of them
Honestly, the most dangerous thing is stacey causing drama with white knights and beta orbiters.
Think how horrible women are already with instinctively manipulating men to get what they want and put that in a high-tension survival situation.
I'll take Tyrone.
you white bois are alright after all, roasties are roasties, real brothers pull through
So...next to you
>Chad and Chaz (with a Z) behind me laugh at you like its the best joke ever told