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There is only one seat left on your life boat.
Two passengers approach one is a basic-bitch stacey, the other a hood-tier nigger.

>You are legally obligated to save one of them

>You think there might be another lifeboat, but you aren't sure

>Seats are single occupancy only

>You can't give up your place because you are in charge.

>It may be many weeks before you are rescued

>Everyone else in the boat is chill

Who do you save?
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Why is she degrading her self like that?
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This is a dumb question, OP.

Women and children first.
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Bros before hoes man
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>>25790757
Come aboard, mah nigga. Imagine the satisfaction of letting the stacey feel rejection for the first time as she dies.
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>>25790757
Save the Stacy who will reward me with sex because bitches love ships and make the Somalian pirate hijacking my ship walk the plank.
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Even the hoodest of niggers are more human than a stacey.
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I take the nearest sharp object and cut my throat with it

The boat would crash anyways with any of these two on board
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>Implying a nigger would ever get on a boat with a white man again
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>>25790769
Muscles, height and swag. This is what's important to the average female.
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>>25790757
Im obviously saving tyrone. how is this even a question? nobody here wants sloppy seconds
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>>25790757
Sorry guys, this seat is taken by my luggage. Catch the next one.
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>legally obligated to save one of them
Says fucking who?
>seats are single occupancy only
doesn't mean you cant cram one extra person in the boat.
>you can't give up your place because you are in charge
okay if I'm in charge then how about I make it so everyone takes a turn in the water and we have a rotation going on so no one spends too long in the water and everyone fucking lives.

Seriously this entire situtation is absurd and just and excuse to try and make someone sound racist or sexist. They made life jackets over 100 years ago, everyone can easily survive this.
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I'd have to judge them a bit closer. If the black guy is the chill/funny type, maybe, but if he's a full on "kill whitey" nigger then he's gonna take a trip to the sea floor.

For the girl, depends on how cute she is and if she isn't too much of a bitch. She's also probably less likely to win in a chimp out if the lifeboat descends into resorting to cannibalism to survive.
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>>25790757
Neither.

Supplies will last longer with one passenger less.
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probably the stacy, but I would demand all her possessions, including the clothes she's wearing, then seat her next to the creepiest looking guy on the boat
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>>25790847
>Says fucking who?
sea police
>doesn't mean you can't cram one extra person in the boat.
it's a freefall lifeboat anyone not strapped in will have their head caved in
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>>25790757
Stacey becouse rapey :^]
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>>25790913
the fuck kind of ship was I on that has those fucking things? I'm fairly sure this ship will have emergency life rafts that inflate.
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The nigger because he might owe me one. There's no way I'm staying sane with a Stacy on the boat.
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>>25790757
Tell them to fight each other to the death.

The winner gets the final seat in the lifeboat
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Logically, the Stacy will consume less calories and so will be better to save due to her needing less rations.

However, I know the Stacy would be whiny and complain constantly within thirty-five minutes of us being stranded, as well as probably being ditzy and incompetent at helping us survive. The ghetto black guy would probably have a sense of machismo so he wouldn't complain, as well as wanting to help out a bit more.

Bonus points if the black dude acts as comedic relief.

Compare:

"Shiiit, the one time a nigga finna go on a cruise, this shit happens! Oh well. We'll get through this together, mayne."

Versus the Stacy:

"Oh my gaawwwd, I don't want my extensions to get wet! Why is there so much water? Anon, why does the sea smell salty? Anon, you're so creeeepy, haha! I bet you're a virgin. Can I have double rations now?"
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>>25790847
You're taking it too literally. The point of the question is to see whether you'd rather save the Stacey or the nigger. If you say you'll save both, you've not really answered the dilemma, because the whole point of the dilemma is just to get you to choose one.

That said, I'd pick Stacy in order to not have the boat robbed and/or my leadership role overtaken by the nigger.
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>>25790957
But the OP said it may be many weeks before you are rescued. What if you need to procreate to preserve mankind?

On the other hand, what if you need to resort to cannibalism? Tyrone has more meat, but Stacy has white meat. Hm...
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>>25790757
>Oops sorry wrong button
>Ship's crane starts dropping the lifeboat, or I cut the rope or whatever other system
Now I just wait and watch. The Stacy will wait for some white knight ( Or black in this case ) to save her, but since it's free for all now, I bet the nig would jump into the water and chase the lifeboat. If that's the case I'm giving the seat to whoever jumps first.
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>>25790992

>A few weeks
>Needing to repopulate

Kek, even if that was an issue, there's no way Stacy would touch anyone from 4chan. That's why she's a Stacy.

Also, the black guy would be better for survival.

Stacy:
>"Anooon, our rations are running out! We can't catch fish or sea birds. Fish is gross smelling and killing animals is meeaaaann and icky!"
>End up starving before we can be rescued

Tyrone:
>"Almost outta rations? Shiiit, lemme fashion a makeshift spear and catch me some tuna or marlin or shit. Finna tie myself to the lifeboat in case the lochness monster or a liopleurodon tries to eat my black ass."
>He comes back with at least thirty pounds of delicious seafood. By the time you're rescued, everyone has gained ten pounds of lean muscle mass and is /fit/ due to that there protein
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>>25790953
it is a cargo ship that also takes paying passengers, you have become a merchant seaman to escape your robot life
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>>25790757
>implying yall dont want to get cucked by that stud bbc
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>>25791047
Mate I dont know what zulu propaganda you've been reading, but hood niggers cant even microwave a potato, let alone hunt.
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>>25791068
What the fuck kind of Stacey gets on a cargo ship? I can understand the nigger stowaway but you're supposed to shoot stowaways, not let them on your lifeboats.
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>probably cool dude, will be grateful for you saving his life
>has a vagina
pick one
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Hood-tier Tyrone, easy.
>probably in a gang so knows how to help a brother out especially in a life vs death scenario
>likely lived in not so good conditions so is probably used to it if he's 'hood tier'
>on his own so even if he tried shit there would be a whole boat to stand up to him
>will probably equal him having your back if you make it back alive with his squad on your side too because even guys from the hood can find a little respect to saving their members skin
>definitely going to be more entertaining than a bitchy stacy

As opposed to Stacy:
>going to be very selfish and make surviving all about herself
>brought up in good conditions so will complain about having to be out to sea in a small boat
>womyn will always get defended for being "the weaker gender"
>won't do shit outside of maybe a thanks, then likely bitch about how it all went down to her roastie friends and make you come across as some bad guy/creep
>no sense of honour so will just find every sleazy way to get by

I'll take gambling on Tyrone being a good member and getting a good end reward with him, than a bitch Stacy who I know will make the journey hell and not be grateful for giving her a chance at not dying.
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>>25790757
the black, obviously. stacy chose to be a cunt, jerome just grew up in a bad culture/environment.
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>>25790757
You know the answer anon

Women and children first
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>>25791207
>hey love, how about we take turns being outside of the freezing cold water?
>shhhh, it will be over soon
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>>25791122
the backpacking 'going to find myself' kind
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>>25791260

>"I'm going to like..."

>Sips $5 bottle of spring water

>"Africa and stuff"

>Adjusts glasses that have no lenses

>"So I can like, help poor people or whatever"

>Watches Big Bang Theory
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>>25791207
>The fate of all straight white males on this ship is sealed. No one shall leave. Shoot every single disgusting privileged caucasian XY-chromosomed piece of shit that attempts to get on the lifeboats.
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>>25791104
If we're going off stereotypes what makes you think the average 4channer can?

Either way the hood guy has a better survival instinct than a Stacey who's had everything given to her.
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rescue the tyrone,

>yo thanks my nigga i didnt even know that bitches name she just want this dick. when we get home ima call my hoes in for a favor and you can smash any of em. we gon be out here for a while but i got some weed.
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a hock a heeg a hurgin
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save the stacy, watch the nigger drown, kill stacy on the way to shore with my own bare hands
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>Tyrone
>says funny black people shit
>would be grateful you saved him
>probably wouldn't help out on the boat

>Stacy
>wouldn't be grateful you saved her
>would find a way to complain about it
>would complain about everything else
>would create drama
>would smell like death after a few days
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>>25790847
>Rotate in the water
>you have no means of becoming warm again
The people who went in at night would die
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>>25791706
>no means of becoming warm again

You've never been in a room with multiple people have you.
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>>25791734
And you've never been in unheated water have you. [sic]
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I will save Stacy and get immense satisfaction from seeing her get filthy and sweaty over many weeks before we are saved.
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>>25790847
hi fellow redditor, have an upvote for the rational logic and science sir :D!!
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>>25790757
hood-tier nigger would probably only make trouble and reduce our chances of surviving, so I'd take stacy
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>>25790784

this. I have to resent towards either, but I'm guessing most people (normies?) would pick the woman, therefore I pick the black guy just to go against what everyone would expect
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well, at least if the basic bitch starts causing trouble i'll be able to toss her over the side.
the hood rat might just chimp out and stab everyone cause #blacklifeboatsmatter or some shit
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>>25790757
>Take out my sailors knife and stab the lifeboat
better dead than save stacy or chad
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>>25792014
>chad

don't you mean tyrone?
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Will the other passengers white knight for the stacy?
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>>25790779
I only entered this thread to say that... thanks for taking that away from me.
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>>25791685
>tyrone
>would want more food and water than you ration
>would attack you to get more

>stacy
>would want more food and water than you ration
>would whine and beg to get more, maybe try to attack you a little but wouldn't be dangerous
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>>25790769
> Butt hurt white boi cuck detected
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>picks Tyrone
He says
>I'm the captain now
He kicks off random survivor. Grabs Stacey by the hair and throws her in the boat. Floats out to sea.
>anon you're a cool dude, want to run a train on Stacey
>sure Tyrone but I got first. How am I supposed to follow the BBC
>that's cool anon, I prefer her pretty mouth first any way
We take turns spit roasting the roastie until she can't take any more
>anon you hungry
>I could eat
Start cutting chunks out of the roasties ass. Eat until full and throw the bones off the side.
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>>25792295
This.

>save Stacy
>damn son why'da leave that lady there to die that's fucked dawg

You would lose all hope of gaining Tyrone's respect.
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>>25792336
Christ. This shit makes me want to ignore every woman who knows that black people even exist.
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>>25790809
Fucking topkek mah nigga
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>pick stacy
>tell her she has to be tied up
>after a few days at sea you rape her
>in her delirious and post rape state you dump her overboard
>you slowly die a happy non virgin life
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>not deflating the raft
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>>25790992
wouldn't you want fat over lean muscle if you had to resort to cannibalism, since fat is closer to pure energy and I think you need more water to digest and process protein.

also stacey would require less expenditure of energy when it comes to eating her, if you had to fight either of them
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>>25792311
Honestly, the most dangerous thing is stacey causing drama with white knights and beta orbiters.

Think how horrible women are already with instinctively manipulating men to get what they want and put that in a high-tension survival situation.

I'll take Tyrone.
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>>25790757
>It may be many weeks before you are rescued
The girl, she eat less and is weaker,if there's a conflict.
Besides, if there's no food left, her meat would be softer.
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>>25792406
Now that's a true bromance
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>>25790757
>everyone else in the boat is chill
Why would anyone choose Stacy? Theres probably another female on board.
>Im choosing my brotha cause im black
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>>25790757
definite save jamaul

you have to here the one song on radio

"she don wanna be saved, DON SAVE HER"

duh idot
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you white bois are alright after all, roasties are roasties, real brothers pull through
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>>25794907
we still own that white pussy tho, nawmsayin?
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>>25790902
So...next to you
>Chad and Chaz (with a Z) behind me laugh at you like its the best joke ever told
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>>25795398
ayyyy, good roast
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>>25790757
kill em both
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>>25792336
That guy in the picture isn't white though
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